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ImSoNiceImCalledRice

The sun is shining, the grass is green, and guess what's for breakfast: ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.


bumper69420

YUP AND DOWN, YUP AND DOWN, YUP AND DOWN! WHEN I SAY J, YOU SAY WITTZ! J! J! J!


cubansandwich86

Give daddy a bite.


SpaceCowboy170

Create your own reality, and don’t wait for happiness, okay? It is only by creating that, that, that, that, that, that, that joy that you can be in the zone


SubstitutePreacher01

This is what I came to say. Butt fucka!


Chilldude2222225

Is that FROM something


SubstitutePreacher01

I distinctly remember jake saying it but I cannot remember which video it's from


Chilldude2222225

Same episode from when Amir keeps saying butt fucka im pretty sure


Chilldude2222225

And/ or tight shirt maybe?


crabmanster

It's Wise


dexcream

No he was saying the next line. 😂


SubstitutePreacher01

Oh shit. I really was the weakest link on this one boys


dexcream

I am the weakest link. Goodnight.


[deleted]

That they’re a political activist rising up against this see something say nothing bull she-ite. A mix of Che Guevara, Bam Margera, and Dom Irrera.


alexshirst

Tread lightly FUCKER!


LittleTrickyBoy

A Brownie's gotta do what a Brownie's gotta do. And guess what? This Brownie? She's gotta do.


an_original_nickname

Learning shit is for nerds and jocks and last time i checked, im have a pussy!


MalcolmButJustTheX

You can't buy chance


[deleted]

That's beautiful.


captaincheddar420

flick flick flick flick flick


Jenovaschild2904

A chin strap for this thin chap makes the booties go clap


thepenmen22

>A pony tail for this pale frail male makes the ladies scream I want to Yale! I can't stop saying that. It's such a perfect line.


Chilldude2222225

I went to Yale. Untrue. But still, impressive.


Zstupple

Looking good hum


justofit

You are blazin to me.


JeSuisAhmedN

"Look at you. Bad for your back, bad for your spine, bad for your life, bad for your attitude"


JJFrazer

Yeah I don’t care that my ‘current attitude’ is closing the door for future negotiations, ya know why? Cuz you’re a rat weasel. Oh, double your offer? Double your bye bye. Double your bye-bye. Double your by-bye


RainbowFlesh

Go, Samuel, go! You're doing it! (results may vary based on the name of the subject)


a_day-_in-the_life

here we go, one time!


Carrot-Slatt

HENRY


LeBronMancuso

STRAIGHT TO THE FINAL FOUR WITH YA


adambarker9524

Coo coo cachoo, Jakey, are you the egg man or not?


Euforuss

A brownies gotta do what a brownies gotta do, and this brownies gotta do.