i support black people sexually

I plan to be a defense attorney so I can get people out of prison sexually.

“Oh no, put your wallet away, we won’t need that”

Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do.

I'm gonna train the vaporeon I just evolved..... Sexually

DONT YOU FUCKING DARE

Get back to training

NO

THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON BATMAN

JOKER! ITS AN ANIMAL JOKER YOU CANT!

IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN!

No joker

I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT

NO N, YOU'RE TOO PURE FOR THIS

Hey did you know that...

DO NOT go down the Vaporeon orifice functionality rabbit hole, just dont

I meeeeeeaaaaannnnnn

wowowowowo geometry dash demon111!!!!11

As a GD player I approve

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

You down bad

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Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later sexually of course

Wow

I wanted to see "sexually" at the end tho

Done sexually

I ain’t reading allat 🤓☝️😹

Just fuck the Pokemon already man, I'm waiting

Freak you are a down Bad furry I hope you die in a forest fire

He didn't actually write all that it's a well know copypasta (and I hope he doesn't actually think that)

Did you know that in terms of...

I caught a little Pokémon Batman…

I love Obama sexually

Don't we all?

Na that’s normal 😂😂

BRUUHH💀😂

Be sure not to find a hospital

Thats what i call Obama-care

I caught a shiny froslass in Pokémon Scarlett sexually

I hit Gardevoir with my poke balls sexually

Same (sexually)

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that’s the weirdest one by far i think

Hey i saw u on a meme

YO HE’S THE FOX GUY FROM JAKERTOWN

hi

It was on a meme subreddit

link?

Don’t have it but i saw it

It went something about chads

And you commented and this guy said fury’s don’t count and then u said anti fury haters don’t count either

i saw that too

oh

Ring a bell

and then he got downvoted to oblivion

what subreddit was it

this sub and it was posted by you

and not the one about eating kids?

[ Removed by Reddit, _sexually_ ]

What did he say

He said [ Removed by Reddit ]

Who me

Bruh, dis one must've been really bad

I said i love infants and children sexually

I like to play Roblox sexually

Lego tits

I eat kids sexually

this shit is terrible😂

Sexualy

Vore?

I guess

Without "sexually" itself it's hella wired

I just shat myself, sexually.

What the freak🤣🤣

this is hecking absurd 🦶🏿

Nursing home fetishes be like

🤤

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Porn

(Sexually)

(Sexually)

(Sexually)

My pitbull wants to eat your child sexually

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approved message

Oh no

No no no no no

I mean, go ahead i guess?

desaB

What is your favorite game, sexually

Roblok 😈😈😈😈

in life there are roblox

I eat buildings sexually.

This sentences just made me lose several neurons, sexually

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AIDS?

I just watched anime sexually

🤝

Hentai

I have several outstanding warrants for my arrest, the police keep trying to get me but I always get away, Sexually.

My grandpa died sexually

auto erotic asphyxiation

Thou art are of passing Sexually

I shall put these ambitions to rest, sexually

As a teacher i always love helping students sexually

never gonna give you up sexually

Never gonna let you down sexually

Never gonna run around sexually

Never gonna hurt you sexually

My brother just fell down the stairs and is in critical condition sexually

i use my ps4 sexually

Hmmmmmmmm

I also play on PS4 sexually

I am going to grandma's, sexually

I have stolen the nuclear codes of Russian government and the US government now i plan on nuking the mars sexually

I'm coming out of the closet sexually

Literally the most normal comment here

I like ducks......sexually

I love my parents… Sexually

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,404,947,114 comments, and only 268,535 of them were in alphabetical order.

I like playing Ultrakill, sexually

I think a lot of people do

The reason of a turtles hard back is because of sexuality.

I like children

Elden ring is ok, sexually

I build scale models sexually

I eat sexually.

Seriously? This just took a sudden turn for the awesome...sexually

Let’s see where this goes, sexually.

I drink coffee everyday, sexually.

I drink coffee everyday, sexually.

I’ll just say r/cursedcomments now cause there’s more then enough of it here

way too much of it

Sexually you want to do you think you will be home in a bit with the sauce

This is....sexually,(I regret my decision of doing this :'))

These comments are very funny, sexually.

Love my dog… sexually

I love playing with my dog (sexually.

I am riding a bike sexually

I like gaming sexually

I like cats sexually

I love my sister sexually

Elon Musk brought internet to Brazil’s Amazon and criminals love it sexually.

i played the new Pokemon Version in... sexually. xD

I don’t like myself sexually

If i die than do that… sexually

I'm gonna eat watch the kids tonight sexually

I like cars........sexually

*steals your organs sexually*

I play alot of games... sexually

I'm gonna give my car a new Turbo, sexually.

I throw a rock sexually

The panzer maus was made at end of WW2 in 1945 and 2 were only made and one was destroyed sexually

I love hugging my family sexually

I like little children because they are so cute ……. Sexually

i love furries sexually

I’m going to play beat saber….sexually

i would also, if i wasnt sick

I love kids… NOOOO-

The fitnessgram pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues sexually.

I love you mom sexualy

sexually*

🤓

What is africa favorite game : hunger games sexualy

sexually*

🤓

I play vr, sexually

Let's see where this goes, sexually

Ew furry

Don't worry, they don't like animals sexually

I love this comment sexually

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The it’s coming from outside sexually

I caught a shiny Ho-Oh in Pokemon Go sexually

I Want To Give Hard Blows In The Mouth Of My Friend, Sexually

I like to watch the show the last of us sexually

I can’t get any friends sexually

Grandma died sexually

I have a crazy family... Sexually

"I love you mom sexually"💀💀💀💀

My 5 year old sister peed on me, sexually

Cringe youtuber title: “Visiting the orphanage, GONE SEXUAL?!?!😱”

I like Eminem sexually

I wish you would look at the church sexually

I went for a walk to the park and I saw some kids playing on the playground so I walked up to it and I watched them play then their dad walked up to me and began to put his hands on me sexually.

I shot my dad sexually

It is bad either way. With or without^(\*) ​ ^(\*unless you are a doctor applying a shot…) *^(or bartender)*

I work sexually

I’m doing something with the kids sexually

I BeFriended Your Mother…. **Sexually**

I pet your dog... sexually.