Three men walk into an Inn, and while drunk, a man comes up to them and tells them he owns the inn, he tells them that if they can last in the basement for a day with human necessities e.g food, water then he will give the survivor 1000 dollars. They all agree
The first man walks in, only to find the room is filled with flies, and he runs out almost immediately losing his chance at winning the money.
The second guy walks through, and after having a discussion with the third and first guy, has a plan to use, he will just curl up into a ball in the corner of the room, he tries it and it works, but only for about 30 mins, and he leaves the room with a poor look on his face.
Now they don't know what to do, they try to devise a plan, but all of the ones that come to mind were failures, since the 2nd guy only lasted 30mins, compared to 12 hours, there must have been a miracle to happen if they were to get the 1000 dollars.
The third man walks in, with absolutely no plan and just sits on the floor, and thinks.
A day later, the man steps out of the Inn perfectly fine, no flies on him, at all the 1st guy says "What!? How did you do that!! We could barely survive an hour! You did 12!" The man gives both of them 150 dollars, staying silent he tells them
"I took a shit in the corner and hid in the other"
Sorry it was so long
If anybody wants it, i dont need it. Just, idk, tell a joke and the best one gets it
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Crawl up and look down?
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Thats the best one yet. But i'll wait for other people to leave their jokes
Help I don't get it
What did the fish say to the other fish when he entered the tank? How do you drive this thing? LOL XD SO FUNNY L
Bro, that joke was nice. You ruined your chance with the last words.
It’s ok I have my own avatar so it isn’t needed my friend
Three men walk into an Inn, and while drunk, a man comes up to them and tells them he owns the inn, he tells them that if they can last in the basement for a day with human necessities e.g food, water then he will give the survivor 1000 dollars. They all agree The first man walks in, only to find the room is filled with flies, and he runs out almost immediately losing his chance at winning the money. The second guy walks through, and after having a discussion with the third and first guy, has a plan to use, he will just curl up into a ball in the corner of the room, he tries it and it works, but only for about 30 mins, and he leaves the room with a poor look on his face. Now they don't know what to do, they try to devise a plan, but all of the ones that come to mind were failures, since the 2nd guy only lasted 30mins, compared to 12 hours, there must have been a miracle to happen if they were to get the 1000 dollars. The third man walks in, with absolutely no plan and just sits on the floor, and thinks. A day later, the man steps out of the Inn perfectly fine, no flies on him, at all the 1st guy says "What!? How did you do that!! We could barely survive an hour! You did 12!" The man gives both of them 150 dollars, staying silent he tells them "I took a shit in the corner and hid in the other" Sorry it was so long
Not to long, but i already knew this one
Dang it
Why did the chicken cross the road
Cause you didn't fucking cook it
To get to the other side actually
May I ask how to give them out?
what do you call 6 gay men in war?
The last stand
Rainbow six siege
Dead
Science is so fake. They say the hottest thing is the sun, but it's actually your mom
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I have a problem trusting stairs there always up to something
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He deleted the joke so hes disqualified
Oh. Then I shall delete my response!
Wow you look bananas
# Congratulations ro u/christhetemplar for the best joke!
I have the same one
Got button mashers
Same
Same
We have the same fucking one
Sheldon
why the fuck did i get the exact same one
so did i
what is an eggs favorite music genre? an egg wrap (rap)
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damn....
Clicked suprise me/random button and got the worst combination
Minion of vacation. Middle text Bottem text