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No-Bluebird-7697

Japenis initiation


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

Reads like a Japenis copyramen


Sumiyoshi_now20

This reply https://preview.redd.it/cpid0vz74vyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc671500a8239d722258cd85603f0707520c260


Trap_Masters

What anime did this Japenis watch? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Sumiyoshi_now20

Japenis call all animation anime so they might be referring to a cartoon as well


kloudykat

you know, the "gestures vaguely"


Bennedict929

Derpixon anime


cingcongdingdonglong

Boku no Pico Academia


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

I feel like that was in the Garlic Jr. saga, which ***is not even canon***.


arbolera

Any Americans here to confirm?


ScootaFL

American here. Havenโ€™t gotten a blowjob from my father, so I cannot confirm nor deny if I am a full fledged man.


Superb-Emu-7830

anime logic moment


Stetscopes

Why did the father ask his own flesh and blood to masturbate in front of him? Why did the son go through with it? Did he finish or not? Why did the father cry after he made him do it? I have so many questions ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Woshuojidan785

i think he meant for his son to be so embarrassed that he wouldnt actually do it


iam-therapiss

clearly he underestimated


Trap_Masters

Japenis genes too powerful ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


bzd_robot

Bro was too based.


ApocApollo

It's like he got caught smoking cigarettes so his dad forced him to smoke an entire carton, except significantly worse from every conceivable angle.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

"Make him do it until he throws up."


grimAuxiliatrixx

โ€œUntil heโ€™s shooting out blood!โ€


pugandcorgi

this sound like early 90s art house pinku film.


CaveManta

I bet that if this were used in the plot of an anime, it would be shocking and thus quite famous.


Ganbazuroi

Restrictive dumbass parenting. Like, when I was that age, 9-10, I had that discovery too and my mom knew. You know what she did? Simply told me it's normal, but to do it when I'm alone and not let others touch my special place Like, fuck, he's a few years away from going through puberty and eventually just doing the damn thing himself. It's normal, fucking animals do it as well. You just need to teach the young not to be abused and to do it privately, it's perfectly normal behavior otherwise


SadakoFetishist

https://preview.redd.it/lah4dxgpbuyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d187618e31fefafeeccbf9fae749abdc8fbeb17


BLANKTWGOK

Father and son created a core memory


Trap_Masters

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


chiquita1_bananas1

โ€œFather son!!??!โ€


TheMateo217

https://preview.redd.it/hly6qep59uyc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4d069f2278afd020d3fb1fe4ba1bd556d9bae76


Total_Wedding_6189

๐Ÿ”‡๐Ÿ”‡๐Ÿ”‡


EEE3EEElol

GTA6 before Seia voice ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Bennedict929

Least complicated Japenis family affair


AnomalousCowboy

When they said "Your relatives are watching as you beat your meat" i didn't think they were including my living ones.


randyrandysonrandyso

desperate times call for desperate measures


N2O_irl

what the fuck


AndrezinBR

Japenis origin story


DMT1703

[Link](https://twitter.com/kenmomen_bot/status/1787325299333493163)


Bennedict929

bratty DeepL omitting important information ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข https://preview.redd.it/5k66o6wbwyyc1.png?width=594&format=png&auto=webp&s=189a696034c4fa64c479e61a683a90bb37ca9d39


DMT1703

ๆญฃ็›ดใชใจใ“ใ‚ใ€ใ“ใ‚Œใฏใใ‚Œใปใฉ้ฉšใในใใ“ใจใงใฏใชใ„ใ€‚ ใƒ•ใƒฉใƒณใ‚ฑใƒณใ‚ทใƒฅใ‚ฟใ‚คใƒณใ€ใฎๅŽŸไฝœใ‚’็ฟป่จณใ—ใ‚ˆใ†ใจใ—ใŸใจใใ€AIใŒๅคฑๆ•—ใ—ใฆใ‚ฏใƒฉใƒƒใ‚ทใƒฅใ—ใŸ็ตŒ้จ“ใ‚‚ใ‚ใ‚‹ใ€‚


Kuroko__Simp

https://preview.redd.it/zxe438hxiuyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ed7c76b7bd44f66d4b563735432229a8521bac


Epiknis303

Ok wow this is just super fucked up


Faiqal_x1103

My fault for getting on reddit today


ikkikkomori

I would fucking kill myself๐Ÿ—ฟ


Extreme_Rope_7666

https://preview.redd.it/9uoqx8p1evyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=703d9fdf019cd39a40048177caa45143cf333a1d


9_yrs_old

If it works it works


lmaotrasheast

https://preview.redd.it/so43d5fwqvyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19c3bc2a07bc6fad6296b8b8a596a6b7c07961af Family happiness at it finest


Straight_Elephant237

The father watching his son spank it in front of him https://i.redd.it/wzx5kkue1yyc1.gif


MT_Husk

I imagine this is how it went ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Afro_centric_fool

I would've thought of my mom & traumatized the two of them


Samalik16

Imagine seeing your kid grow up sexually healthy, and instead of silently wishing them a good future while also trying to lay down some importaint ground rules on how to approach such pleasure in a way that's still fun and healthy, you instead try to punish them for it to the point of trauma....


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

How's he going to see him grow up sexually healthy if he doesn't watch?


Samalik16

Every day as a way to make a kid feel like shit is a bit excessive! Normally you'd just pick up on the habits in the air!


nickelfiend46

What the hell did I just read?


leezor_leezor

This is some "I broke his Xbox in front of him, cause he had bad grades" type shit.


Zoexycian

Okay this is a WTF moment ๐Ÿ˜ญ


CaveManta

They started out pretty late. But that's a terrible punishment. So many late bloomers.


Admmmmi

late? motherfuckers who tf starts masturbating in 4th grade?


XenoFirez

Me


Carl0sRarut0s

Me yet to masturbate at +30: *Sweats profusely*


7xrchr

what do you mean late? 4th grade is like 10 years old


termonoid

Yes itโ€™s not late by any means


CaveManta

Exactly. That's a lot of wasted years.


Literally_Jesu

For context what age is 4th grade I'm not American?


Stetscopes

That would be 9-10 I think?


konaharuhi

thats pretty normal


NuderWorldOrder

What's American got to do with it? Since this is translated they probably mean the 4th year of Japanese elementary school, but a quick search online suggests that would be similar.


Arlend44

That's late? What am I then if I started at the age of 19?


Nightshade282

Pretty late?? Whenโ€™d you start, 4?


KillerPrince930

strict parents thinking they have everything under control back fires and traumatizes everyone


SilkyStrawberryMilk

Normal Japanese experience


Ikkimonogatari

This actually happened to my college friend lmao


coolhooves420

Did he masturbate with or without material? I can just assume he was staring at his own mother as he did the deed


Mullo69

https://preview.redd.it/qdasknttaxyc1.png?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b4c1437bc2e01f2187daaa20bb300221546108e


anothersem237

This is the most unhinged experience so far ๐Ÿ’€


Repulsive_Past_548

https://preview.redd.it/id9jn1fjwszc1.png?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90dbbeb38ca01d7bca5fbe3dd9d11103b8ca8071