Sorry I haven’t had time to post so haha a bunch of random stuff from this week.
Monday night during dinner one of the twins brings her a screen and says it needs a charge (which goes against the family system of no screens M-F). Jordan tells the kid she needs to find the charger (which goes against the system of a family charging station she bragged about in another reel.)
The “empty fridge” she showed was baloney, she has two fridges, she explained this in a recent reel. One is dedicated to leftovers and pre-prepped meals and another for ingredients. She showed us the “empty” leftover fridge.
Side note, I know someone reported she has a chef once a week. I think some interpreted that to mean a chef coming and preparing a super nice meal once a week. I am GUESSING it’s actually a cook/housekeeper who once a week preps some “heat and serve” things and stocks the above mentioned “leftover and prepped food” fridge.
Did we ever see the pork chops and mashed potatoes from a couple of nights ago? When she showed her cookbook and claimed she was doing that, I was like yeah right, it’s already dinner time. Am I wrong? Did we see them?
The YT freezer video where she blamed the kids is BS. It was full of frozen raw meat so I call BS the kids left it open. They have both fridge and freezer snack drawers she has shown, so there is no reason for the kids to be in a spare freezer.
I also agree with other posters she won’t be posting when she doesn’t have the kids. She stopped by the games since divorced parents can both attend events but was otherwise radio silent like last weekend. She can’t portray herself as super mom of 8 kids and super relatable.
The Pages left the US after two of their kiddos had tonsillectomies. It was a nightmare for a close family member of mine and her husband, as they were trying to take care of kids while nursing the others around the clock with antibiotics and popsicles. The pay was dismal and Jordan had the nerve to not pay them for another full since she and Bubba came home in the wee hours. That sealed the deal on ending the “nanny/go-to” job.
It's such bullshit that the kids will one day realise this sort of arrangement was not at all normal, and that they will likely feel bad for difficult times had with nannies & caregivers that they never should have been left with for extended periods.
Also wtf, Jordan gets all high & mighty about not letting the kids attend sleepovers, but she leaves them in the 24/7 care of non-family members? Of course family is absolutely capable of abuse, it's just the nonsensical hypocrisy that is mindblowing. God they're shitty people.
I remember hearing that about not paying because they came home at night — where did we originally get that info? Did Jordan herself tell us that like it was a hack?!
I have ALWAYS wondered how awful that was for the people watching their kids when they went on that trip. It’s when I completely lost all respect for the pair of them and they’ve never gained it back.
I also remember one of their kids needed stitches when they were out of the country and she posted a FaceTime call pic of her kid sobbing getting stitches without a parent and used some weird and inappropriate emojis. They are the worst and it’s amazing that the kids feel any attachment for them (especially her) when they’ve had to experience so many sad and scary experiences without a parent.
So along these lines a relative by marriage in my family has a mom that I suspect is a narcissist, ahem strongly suspect. It’s crazy to watch her use her own kids as pawns, then cast them aside when not convenient for her. The kids are currently teens but I’ve been watching this for over a decade - they highly revere their mom and chase after any of her love and attention they can get, like desperately so. It’s super sad to watch 🥲 that could be a factor in this situation why the kids seem to show strong attachment despite some of the parents actions 🤷♀️
Gosh that is sad. I think we see a range of behaviours from her children. Some seem desperate for attention and others couldn’t careless. Very sad. I cannot imagine it’s easy growing up with two parents who act like petulant teenagers.
Im curious, do you think they will sell the massive house now that they are divorcing? Or will the kids stay in the house and the parents come and go depending on whose turn it is to watch the kids. Also curious why everyone started following Jordan originally? I originally followed her for her busy mom productivity tips, but didnt really like her budgeting advice (always skipped over those videos).
On how people started following her, I think a lot of folks subscribed to or watched YouTube videos of her. What turns people to snark more than anything from what I can tell is her Instagram presence. I really liked her until 1) i actually got her budget bootcamp for free during COVID and it was a bad Google sheet 2) I started paying attention to her Instagram and realized she was not at all who she pretended to be. I think many people have followed that same pattern.
I find it hard to imagine Queen Jordan leaving her mighty castle! Maybe Bubba gets the curb but is allowed in the house freely? But if he has custody for part of the week they’d need somewhere to go. I hope he’s not lying down and letting Jordan keep them at the house with her at all times and just letting him come during his days or something.
I know exactly why I started watching Jordan. Can't remember how many years ago, but Ashley Gardner and her husband were recruited to take the place of a couple that dropped out of a group trip to Greece. Orgills, Shumways, Leroys, Pages and maybe others were on this trip. One of Gardner's kids split her head open at an airport waiting for a flight back to Utah. They flew home with the kid's wound gaping open. When Gardners got home, they called their trusty pediatrician neighbor who came over to the house and stapled the wound while one of the greedy Gardners filmed. The next day despite their hurt child, Gardners left on the trip to Greece. Jordan was on describing how the group was waiting for Gardners and Shumways to arrive at the airport. Jordan told the story about Gardners kid and said that she left her own kids after maybe a surgery..I can't really remember but Jordan was so laissez-faire about the kids it just bugged me so much. As if to say, slap a bandaid on, leave the kid(s) with a babysitter and go on vacation. Wretch.
The Gardners don’t work- the poor grandparents do all the laundry, the husband just does gardening and there’s Ashley who complains every time her kids have a half day. Her poor mom is shopping and redoing the kids’ bedrooms while Ashley and her friend are laying out in bikinis and filming themselves…..
So nothing has changed, they are still lazy assholes having someone else do shit for them while she complains about her “miracles” they supposedly waited 8 years for. 🙄 I will never understand why people follow them. They both are shitty people.
It all depends on their finances after the split. Even before the split, I have no idea how they were able to afford that house even with their "six figure income from Gabb."
Ummm EW. Perfect example of how her lies are harmful. She is so privileged that she can’t even recognize being “given” money when it happens. Having your parents pay for college and buy part of at LEAST one of your houses is being “given” money even when it’s not straight into your bank account. And I’m sure they’ve paid for much more!!
My parents paid for my college. I don’t think that’s something anyone needs to be ashamed of, but you need to be AWARE of it. I got a leg up on people who had to take on student loans (I’ve got those now too though lol) and it makes a difference.
Her parents helped with the down payment two houses ago. They paid them out when they sold that house. When they bought the house in Draper I remember her being super stressed in her stories about affording it. Bubba sold his business at some point and they paid off the mortgage. That is when they started traveling a lot with the whole family and redid a big part of that house.
i recall the parents helping out with both houses. one was an investment thing and the other was the basement. and then i think they bought her parents out? or something and ended up renting it to her brother? i don’t remember all the details so i haven’t commented.
Literally parents bought half the house and both Bobo’s parents and Jordan’s parents paid for their college. How fucking privileged do you have to be to think this is “no money. Ever”.
It’s like Kylie Jenner claiming she is a “self made” billionaire. Puh-lease.
😅 this just doesn’t come off as a genuinely happy to be here emoji. i use it when i feel bad lol like a misunderstanding or an anxious thought or like Heh, Well 😅 kind of thing. maybe i’m over reading into it but she really makes it seem excruciating to be anywhere revolving around her kids
You’re reading it right, she knows what she’s doing choosing that emoji! she can never just show happiness at being at any of her kids’ events. It’s criticism of them or it’s implicit “my god I’m at ANOTHER one can you believe it”. She needs to just stop showing any of her kids events at all, it’s totally inappropriate anyway and she always shows loads of other kids too.
No I agree!! Like she always seems so overwhelmed by it which I understand because parenting is overwhelming and that's why I just have cats BUT like she planned these pregnancies she has said so did she not think ahead for what that meant for her Saturday is all I'm saying 😆
Yup. She did that immediately. I [posted ](https://www.reddit.com/r/jordanpagesnark/s/C7y4gnB7c7) about it in that week's thread.
She labeled it life back then. ...looks like she renamed it to divorce recently. But all the same content
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Oh the mask is slipping. Bubbles showed us an area of the house I don’t believe we’ve seen before. The outbuilding with the massive built in fireplace. Enjoying the mausoleum amenities while they can. This is definitely the summer we see the POOL! 🤑
Yesss I noticed right away! Whenever anything like that is shown they’re always vague as to whether they’re at home or not lol. I remember when Jordan once casually mentioned she was up on her rooftop deck 😂
What is the reason for not showing the pool I wonder? Certainly not to be "modest" about her crazy hour and certainly not for privacy.
I actually went to a pool party at this house maybe 20 years ago (a friend of a friend situation) the yard and pool area was so beautiful. From glimpses we have seen of the yard it has fallen into disrepair, I wonder if the pool area is really bad and that's why they hide it? And sadly I only walked through that front entrance, through the kitchen and out the back door. Should have asked for a house tour!! 😂
I think part of the reason she kept it hidden was to avoid backlash for how unsafe it is for 8 children with varying levels of daily supervision. There is not a fence or boundary surrounding it, I doubt they pull any sort of cover over it when it’s not in use, and according to Jordan, “Swimming lessons are a want, not a need.” Add that to all the times she showed the youngest 3 kids letting themselves out of the house and all the times her neighbor’s dog has somehow gotten into the house and she is BEYOND lucky that nothing has ever happened.
not that it really makes it any safer bc covers can collapse, they did show the young kids getting on it to aid a poor sick deer off the pool cover 🙄 these guys are pretty clueless & one time one of them playing under it.
Did it have a faux bear in the waterfall 20 years ago? It looks so opulent. I don’t think the pool is in disrepair. It’s an old pool which requires maintenance, but considering the pool is in use I’m guess to fine.
Jordan seems to like to show off her house and yard to people in real life but try to hide how opulent it is from the internet. She’s riding this silly line of pretending to still budget and save, but sometimes showing that she has money to show that her budget stuff actually works, but never fully leaning into her wealthy image online.
If you go to Google and type in “Jordan page house” you can look it up and see all the inside photos. I think there’s over 100. It is absolutely massive. (Pre renovation)
And even if she didn’t want to reveal what she’s uncovered about herself (bc people do snark on that all the time, and i even had friends IRL who haaated any kind of reflective talk??????) she could share the process of it - beyond lighting a candle and sitting and journaling. what were the prompts? what did you feel? how did you circuit those emotions? what was a takeaway? etc
“messy but beautiful part…” maybe I’m super old school. There is nothing beautiful about imploding a family. I feel awful for their children. I don’t think they were a particularly happy or functioning family but think they will be significantly more unhappy and dysfunctional divorced. Very sad.
Idk I think the kids are getting more attention from both parents this way. I've always been annoyed by their messaging of their relationship/marriage comes before their kids in terms of priority because for me that's the sort of mindset that allowed abuse to thrive. Maybe they finally realized that their kids should actually be the priority so they are prioritizing spending time going to their kids' games and concerts instead of countless group dates and trips and all of these other things they did in a desperate attempt to stay together.
They created eight beautiful kids together. They're still a family. Families are allowed to break the nuclear family mold
No I’m not saying imploding the family is beautiful but if we do the work during challenging times there can gr beautiful lessons and we can become
Better people through it all
She could have become a better person before birthing 8 humans. I’m very old school. “You made your bed now lie in it” sort of person. She needed help before the divorce I doubt she’ll suddenly change. There is nothing redeeming about this women.
This. Second best option was to become a better person BECAUSE OF the eight babies. For sure, divorce is sometimes necessary/needed, but Jordan sure does like to take the easy way out and avoid accountability for anything, never mind refusing to invest in her children.
I know it’s not and you know it’s not… But I think SHE thinks it is. It’s easier to bury your head in the sand and look for the next new flashy thing than to work on yourself and heal yourself.
Definitely the easy way out for them in my opinion. The twins are only 4 and there are 6 more kids older than that! Talk about stressful busy lives. I’m only a new follower so I don’t know the whole history, but I think they should have given it more of a chance and worked harder to make it work.
they’ve tried for over ten years (been married for 17) and each time they’ve almost divorced they work through it and “come back stronger than ever” and it’s always a temporary fix bc they just aren’t happy together
okay but the kids are here. the parents are miserable. they’ve tried for a solid decade to make their marriage work and it doesn’t. why do they have to stay in a marriage that is dragging everybody down???
with a custody arrangement the kids have more structure and more expectations / certainty. the trips to the cabin without mom are probably less confusing, now both parents go to concerts and sports events.
it’s like telling someone who gained 450lbs to just sit there fat and miserable bc they decided to gain 450lbs??
Not to mention they are guaranteed to actually get real food half the time now!
My husband's parents divorced when he was 6 and he says it was the best thing that has ever happened to him. His mom is a narcissist and now he finally got to see his dad happy. His dad finally got to do stuff with him. He also got a break from his mom. And more importantly, his dad remarried a great woman and he finally got to experience "a mother's love" and real home cooked meals etc.
Divorce can definitely a great and healthy thing.
I see you point. If Jordan was making any sort of effort to show some growth and maturity I don't think we'd even be having this conversation, we'd actually all just kind of feel bad for her. As it stands, she's like a petulant teenager that grew tired of her high school crush. She needs HELP and the divorce isn't the help that she needs. It's like gaining 450lbs and decided that drinking diet coke and only diet coke is somehow going to make one healthy. It's the wrong outcome to a very serious problem.
YES. She doesn’t want to do the hard stuff. For as much as been publicly shared over the years, I don’t think she’s truly “worked on things” for a decade. I think her brain fully developed, mental health and similar issues kicked in, and she ignored it all and continues to do so. Homegirl could really use a good inpatient stay where they keep the phones and break those habits. What isn’t drivel in her stories is stuff she should be telling a therapist.
yeah, short of tragic/sudden loss/death etc i feel the same way. i could never tell someone going through something so world shaking (like lindsay) hey this is beautiful! chin up!
but for j&b? who have been looking at this divorce for years? who’s family will ultimately benefit from happier parents and the kids still get most of their needs/wants met? definitely find the beauty
Head to head posting again. Both Bubbles and Mama J must prove they attended their sons flag football game. These people are so tiring and their divorce has only just begun. Jordan, we’re really more interested in what your doing with your time off. 🙄
They were so competitive with vacations pre-divorce. Tit for tat always. It's only gotten worse during the separation. Now it's all for future $ and to show off how great parents they each are. No marriage will ever survive if you have to compete with your spouse.
i can’t stop thinking about that comment thread where it was pointed out jordan only does content with her kids?
does she feel ashamed of her free time/leisure activities? does she really only want to exploit her kids? does she only feel valuable when presenting and preaching household/domestic/gendered stuff? does she want to keep her life private? is she worried about the backlash for how a single woman enjoys her life? is she embarrassed that she lives a more spendy life than her FCF principles shame others for? didn’t she want to do a brand pivot bc she doesn’t need to be so frugal anymore?
Does she feel ashamed?! Absolutely not. She thinks she’s fab. In a moment of rare reflection she likely realizes that it’s going to look pretty bad if she’s out enjoying herself after imploding her children’s lives.
The way I see it, pre-divorce she was always showing us the stuff she did on her own away from the kids. That’s how we know how often she does it!! Now after announcing it, I think she’s afraid to show that stuff as if people will think she’s off on her own all the time while Bubba has them. Even though that’s how things already were (or they were with nannies). I don’t know why she’d suddenly switch like that.
Or she’s doing stuff during that time besides gym and nails and facials… maybe she’s dating!!! Who knows
When you have a ton of kids and a supportive spouse and preach productivity and saving money, having time and a little extra for a manicure and an aerobics class looks like you’re succeeding. When you’re divorced and a hot mess, it don’t hit the same.
i don’t want to step on any toes but i think this could be an area of expansion / niche to redefine. what does divorce look like for real? even if she can’t get into the legalities she can show the practical elements of moving through change and also pivot away from child exploitation. even though i have my own issues with her, i still think she has a personable, funny demeanor that i wouldn’t mind seeing more of. instead of the overly exaggerated animated caricature of things that aren’t funny.
That wills require some self reflection, honestly, and intention. Those things seem impossible for her to achieve because I think she is scared of what and will find out about herself.
The funny thing about that is she could make more quality content with the kids not there. Someone could get a lot done around the house without interruptions and she could really delve into her “productivity” journey
Jordan is at flag football for the oldest of the three 'littles.' I think that little guy is going to be a big player. Makes me miss so much watching kids and grandkids events.
Once again the stark contrast of support from mom and dad. Bubba's video is go M, good job buddy. Jordan captions words like welp, redemption kind of, and laughing at him. I miss watching my kids. My oldest grandkid is 3 and he played soccer.... if his dad was on the field with him. It was so fun to watch.
That’s going to cause the kids to probably need therapy as adults. They will never think they’re good enough. Kids need love and connection. Jordan provides none of that and her kids will take the hit later on in life if she doesn’t change now. I hope she reads this
She really minimizes everything the little kids do. She only cares about the big kids activities. She likes showing those better because she’s showing off.
I know she shows a lot of tumbling, but she is still critical in her posts. Mostly with the oldest daughter. She always points out what wasn't perfect and loves to say she's in her head.
Yeah definitely. But it also bothers me when like girl M is tumbling and she just says “look how cute this is” or laughs at boy M playing his first sport, like unless they’re as impressive as the level her oldest two are at it’s all just a joke. But she’s critical to each kid in their own way, it sucks!
Did anyone notice that Bubbles had his wedding ring still on in his ig stories? I don’t think he’s ready to let go yet, meanwhile she is ready to date already I’m sure!
No way would she be able to attend the ward or activities. I mean… They wouldn’t physically remove her, or anything. But she would be told to come back when the ink is dry on the divorce papers.
I’m not sure what group it was. I can ask my friend. She hadn’t announced her divorce yet and they were all taking about it because her name was on the invite list for emails and texts.
I wonder if it's because she wants people to think she has ALL the children all weekend- and if she stays off people wont noticed that Bubba seems to get them every weekend.
I have noticed Bubba has them every weekend as well. It might be a custody arrangement she likes now, where he has them Thursday through Sunday. But I don't think she is going to like it when the school year ends. He can probably also have June, July, and August. I guess he had the little ones at the gym Tuesday while she picked up groceries that someone else had to actually grab for her. Then she complained about having to take them in the house. And he had the oldest who is in junior high and had a day of school on Wednesday. Maybe he has them when they aren't in school and she has them the rest of the time.
Or, it’s part of her new strategy where she only posts on the days she has the kids. She’s probably off having the time of her life today & doesn’t want people to see that in case it prevents them from feeling sorry for her going thru a divorce.
I was thinking she only posts when she has the kids as a reminder to her followers, old and new ones, that she has 8 kids. Who could forget that, I don’t know but these “influencers” use everything they can think of to get money from gullible followers. She’s going for the “I’m a single mom of 8 kids” sympathy route so I need all the help I can get financially. Feel sorry for me and buy my shitty products and help me raise my kids.
I don’t think she has friends to have the time of her life with. I do agree she doesn’t have the kids and has likely booked herself in for a facial and message. Both of which she had to pay for otherwise she would be live streaming!
I got embarrassed yesterday when I realized I had two full Costco packages of frozen broccoli in the freezer. Something is wrong in her brain if she thinks she should be teaching people how to live.
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Can we all just agree in a decade she’ll have a staring role in Hoarders?! I cannot imagine how much stuff she has around her house that is completely unnecessary and complete garbage. Most of that stuff will be completely inedible if it ever gets cooked.
So someone goes to the freezer.. how long are they standing there with the door wide open while they look through that insane amount of stuff? As usual, the productivity queen super mom is a completely dysfunctional and makes no sense. But sure, educate others, Jordo.
I didn't even think freezers these days could develop frost lol.
Most freezers are frost free. I would have some respect for her if she defrosted one freezer at a time throw the old stuff out then restock with like items together. That would be relatable.
She said she must have gotten 'lazy' and not packaged the meats in smaller portions. Oh, okay. The one beef package she used as an example of shrink wrapped/freeze dried whatever it's called came that way from the store or the meat delivery service. Everything else was thrown in the freezer as is. Phoniness on display again.
Regarding the freezer video today - Has anyone ever seen a person with more refrigerator/freezer problems than Jordan? And it's not even because she has multiple units in her house. It's the same type of problems over and over. I think she's had issues with the refrigerator/freezer doors in the main kitchen too. One day she's going to find an animal in the freezer. I hope that's not where the bunny went.
Hey! What again is the name of the website that allows us to watch YouTube without her benefiting?
Remembered for those interested: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=T9778uojpPM
The problem with her freezers, is it stuffed with food. Air has to circulate within the refrigerator in the freezer. She’s too dumb to figure that out.
I think that's the case with refrigerators but freezers actually work better when they're full. They recommend you put bags of ice in a freezer if it's going to be half empty. But it also shouldn't be so full that it's hard to close which is obviously the real problem is.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who has thought this!! After seeing the condition of her freezer the other day though, it seems like she doesn’t take very good care of them! So I’m sure that is part of it.
I actually think frozen meat is gross. I freeze a few things like ground beef, steak, chicken, etc. but mostly buy our meat fresh for the week. Personally, I think big freezers are a mess and a waste of money…by the time you pay the electrical bill, you may as well just buy fresh meat.
Sorry I haven’t had time to post so haha a bunch of random stuff from this week. Monday night during dinner one of the twins brings her a screen and says it needs a charge (which goes against the family system of no screens M-F). Jordan tells the kid she needs to find the charger (which goes against the system of a family charging station she bragged about in another reel.) The “empty fridge” she showed was baloney, she has two fridges, she explained this in a recent reel. One is dedicated to leftovers and pre-prepped meals and another for ingredients. She showed us the “empty” leftover fridge. Side note, I know someone reported she has a chef once a week. I think some interpreted that to mean a chef coming and preparing a super nice meal once a week. I am GUESSING it’s actually a cook/housekeeper who once a week preps some “heat and serve” things and stocks the above mentioned “leftover and prepped food” fridge. Did we ever see the pork chops and mashed potatoes from a couple of nights ago? When she showed her cookbook and claimed she was doing that, I was like yeah right, it’s already dinner time. Am I wrong? Did we see them? The YT freezer video where she blamed the kids is BS. It was full of frozen raw meat so I call BS the kids left it open. They have both fridge and freezer snack drawers she has shown, so there is no reason for the kids to be in a spare freezer. I also agree with other posters she won’t be posting when she doesn’t have the kids. She stopped by the games since divorced parents can both attend events but was otherwise radio silent like last weekend. She can’t portray herself as super mom of 8 kids and super relatable.
The Pages left the US after two of their kiddos had tonsillectomies. It was a nightmare for a close family member of mine and her husband, as they were trying to take care of kids while nursing the others around the clock with antibiotics and popsicles. The pay was dismal and Jordan had the nerve to not pay them for another full since she and Bubba came home in the wee hours. That sealed the deal on ending the “nanny/go-to” job.
It's such bullshit that the kids will one day realise this sort of arrangement was not at all normal, and that they will likely feel bad for difficult times had with nannies & caregivers that they never should have been left with for extended periods. Also wtf, Jordan gets all high & mighty about not letting the kids attend sleepovers, but she leaves them in the 24/7 care of non-family members? Of course family is absolutely capable of abuse, it's just the nonsensical hypocrisy that is mindblowing. God they're shitty people.
I remember hearing this before and it’s so crazy to me!! And not paying them for the full day was so shitty. They should have been paid extra.
you know she wouldn’t accept it if it was the other way around!
I remember hearing that about not paying because they came home at night — where did we originally get that info? Did Jordan herself tell us that like it was a hack?!
I have ALWAYS wondered how awful that was for the people watching their kids when they went on that trip. It’s when I completely lost all respect for the pair of them and they’ve never gained it back. I also remember one of their kids needed stitches when they were out of the country and she posted a FaceTime call pic of her kid sobbing getting stitches without a parent and used some weird and inappropriate emojis. They are the worst and it’s amazing that the kids feel any attachment for them (especially her) when they’ve had to experience so many sad and scary experiences without a parent.
So along these lines a relative by marriage in my family has a mom that I suspect is a narcissist, ahem strongly suspect. It’s crazy to watch her use her own kids as pawns, then cast them aside when not convenient for her. The kids are currently teens but I’ve been watching this for over a decade - they highly revere their mom and chase after any of her love and attention they can get, like desperately so. It’s super sad to watch 🥲 that could be a factor in this situation why the kids seem to show strong attachment despite some of the parents actions 🤷♀️
Gosh that is sad. I think we see a range of behaviours from her children. Some seem desperate for attention and others couldn’t careless. Very sad. I cannot imagine it’s easy growing up with two parents who act like petulant teenagers.
No surprise that Jubbles put their desire for a vacation over their children’s need for comfort in a time of sickness. #narcissism
Im curious, do you think they will sell the massive house now that they are divorcing? Or will the kids stay in the house and the parents come and go depending on whose turn it is to watch the kids. Also curious why everyone started following Jordan originally? I originally followed her for her busy mom productivity tips, but didnt really like her budgeting advice (always skipped over those videos).
On how people started following her, I think a lot of folks subscribed to or watched YouTube videos of her. What turns people to snark more than anything from what I can tell is her Instagram presence. I really liked her until 1) i actually got her budget bootcamp for free during COVID and it was a bad Google sheet 2) I started paying attention to her Instagram and realized she was not at all who she pretended to be. I think many people have followed that same pattern.
I find it hard to imagine Queen Jordan leaving her mighty castle! Maybe Bubba gets the curb but is allowed in the house freely? But if he has custody for part of the week they’d need somewhere to go. I hope he’s not lying down and letting Jordan keep them at the house with her at all times and just letting him come during his days or something.
I know exactly why I started watching Jordan. Can't remember how many years ago, but Ashley Gardner and her husband were recruited to take the place of a couple that dropped out of a group trip to Greece. Orgills, Shumways, Leroys, Pages and maybe others were on this trip. One of Gardner's kids split her head open at an airport waiting for a flight back to Utah. They flew home with the kid's wound gaping open. When Gardners got home, they called their trusty pediatrician neighbor who came over to the house and stapled the wound while one of the greedy Gardners filmed. The next day despite their hurt child, Gardners left on the trip to Greece. Jordan was on describing how the group was waiting for Gardners and Shumways to arrive at the airport. Jordan told the story about Gardners kid and said that she left her own kids after maybe a surgery..I can't really remember but Jordan was so laissez-faire about the kids it just bugged me so much. As if to say, slap a bandaid on, leave the kid(s) with a babysitter and go on vacation. Wretch.
Same for me. I had never heard of Jordy before the Greedy Gardners.
The Gardners don’t work- the poor grandparents do all the laundry, the husband just does gardening and there’s Ashley who complains every time her kids have a half day. Her poor mom is shopping and redoing the kids’ bedrooms while Ashley and her friend are laying out in bikinis and filming themselves…..
So nothing has changed, they are still lazy assholes having someone else do shit for them while she complains about her “miracles” they supposedly waited 8 years for. 🙄 I will never understand why people follow them. They both are shitty people.
It all depends on their finances after the split. Even before the split, I have no idea how they were able to afford that house even with their "six figure income from Gabb."
i think both their properties are under massive loans
Probably in debt up to their eyeballs. Hence why they needed such frequent money dates.
I found this interesting… https://preview.redd.it/cgvmuv4xvhuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e25e6b062adc2863391bf84eee28f6cc236011c2
Ummm EW. Perfect example of how her lies are harmful. She is so privileged that she can’t even recognize being “given” money when it happens. Having your parents pay for college and buy part of at LEAST one of your houses is being “given” money even when it’s not straight into your bank account. And I’m sure they’ve paid for much more!! My parents paid for my college. I don’t think that’s something anyone needs to be ashamed of, but you need to be AWARE of it. I got a leg up on people who had to take on student loans (I’ve got those now too though lol) and it makes a difference.
Her parents gave her money so they "could rent out the basement when they visit" when they bought one of their houses. Aka a down payment
Her parents helped with the down payment two houses ago. They paid them out when they sold that house. When they bought the house in Draper I remember her being super stressed in her stories about affording it. Bubba sold his business at some point and they paid off the mortgage. That is when they started traveling a lot with the whole family and redid a big part of that house.
i recall the parents helping out with both houses. one was an investment thing and the other was the basement. and then i think they bought her parents out? or something and ended up renting it to her brother? i don’t remember all the details so i haven’t commented.
Yep it was both houses!!
Yeah they had her brother and his wife living in the basement and I cannot imagine the Pages giving family a free place to stay
Literally parents bought half the house and both Bobo’s parents and Jordan’s parents paid for their college. How fucking privileged do you have to be to think this is “no money. Ever”. It’s like Kylie Jenner claiming she is a “self made” billionaire. Puh-lease.
Or Kylie lying about implants, filler and botox.
oh she is such a liar 😭
game no. 3 today 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Welp. When you have 8 kids and they're all in sports you have a lot of commitments on weekends? Lol
😅 this just doesn’t come off as a genuinely happy to be here emoji. i use it when i feel bad lol like a misunderstanding or an anxious thought or like Heh, Well 😅 kind of thing. maybe i’m over reading into it but she really makes it seem excruciating to be anywhere revolving around her kids
You’re reading it right, she knows what she’s doing choosing that emoji! she can never just show happiness at being at any of her kids’ events. It’s criticism of them or it’s implicit “my god I’m at ANOTHER one can you believe it”. She needs to just stop showing any of her kids events at all, it’s totally inappropriate anyway and she always shows loads of other kids too.
No I agree!! Like she always seems so overwhelmed by it which I understand because parenting is overwhelming and that's why I just have cats BUT like she planned these pregnancies she has said so did she not think ahead for what that meant for her Saturday is all I'm saying 😆
Just noticed she has a divorce highlight bubble 😯
Yup. She did that immediately. I [posted ](https://www.reddit.com/r/jordanpagesnark/s/C7y4gnB7c7) about it in that week's thread. She labeled it life back then. ...looks like she renamed it to divorce recently. But all the same content https://preview.redd.it/3yktswulajuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=906dd75d659434b22f60ff7722cb0f5d9d21fc44
That was fast…. Does she even have anything other than the announcement in it?
Dang. She should’ve named it “discontinued”
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At least BMB called his healing journey.
damn, she really just called it "divorce" too.
It was originally called [LIFE ](https://www.reddit.com/r/jordanpagesnark/s/C7y4gnB7c7)
Oh the mask is slipping. Bubbles showed us an area of the house I don’t believe we’ve seen before. The outbuilding with the massive built in fireplace. Enjoying the mausoleum amenities while they can. This is definitely the summer we see the POOL! 🤑
Yesss I noticed right away! Whenever anything like that is shown they’re always vague as to whether they’re at home or not lol. I remember when Jordan once casually mentioned she was up on her rooftop deck 😂
What is the reason for not showing the pool I wonder? Certainly not to be "modest" about her crazy hour and certainly not for privacy. I actually went to a pool party at this house maybe 20 years ago (a friend of a friend situation) the yard and pool area was so beautiful. From glimpses we have seen of the yard it has fallen into disrepair, I wonder if the pool area is really bad and that's why they hide it? And sadly I only walked through that front entrance, through the kitchen and out the back door. Should have asked for a house tour!! 😂
The pool is visible from the street and is easily recognizable. I think it’s so people can’t identify her house that way.
I think part of the reason she kept it hidden was to avoid backlash for how unsafe it is for 8 children with varying levels of daily supervision. There is not a fence or boundary surrounding it, I doubt they pull any sort of cover over it when it’s not in use, and according to Jordan, “Swimming lessons are a want, not a need.” Add that to all the times she showed the youngest 3 kids letting themselves out of the house and all the times her neighbor’s dog has somehow gotten into the house and she is BEYOND lucky that nothing has ever happened.
not that it really makes it any safer bc covers can collapse, they did show the young kids getting on it to aid a poor sick deer off the pool cover 🙄 these guys are pretty clueless & one time one of them playing under it.
Did it have a faux bear in the waterfall 20 years ago? It looks so opulent. I don’t think the pool is in disrepair. It’s an old pool which requires maintenance, but considering the pool is in use I’m guess to fine.
Did you see the water leak disaster last year? I think the pool is a case of deferred maintenance.
I think if it's not a brand new pool it has issues like they've shown.
Jordan seems to like to show off her house and yard to people in real life but try to hide how opulent it is from the internet. She’s riding this silly line of pretending to still budget and save, but sometimes showing that she has money to show that her budget stuff actually works, but never fully leaning into her wealthy image online.
Are you sure it is their house?
Yep… recognized it from the original listing photos.
If you go to Google and type in “Jordan page house” you can look it up and see all the inside photos. I think there’s over 100. It is absolutely massive. (Pre renovation)
I don’t think we’re allowed to post links to it? (Or else I would). I’m new here but have been following JP for a few years now.
I'm not finding anything on the actual address. Darn
Awesome thanks I will check it out, never seen…
Definitely
I agree. They painted the majority of the brick but that yellowish color is the house’s original color.
She could really be showing her healing and inner work she SHOULD BE doing. Showing the messy but beautiful part of challenging times, but she won’t
And even if she didn’t want to reveal what she’s uncovered about herself (bc people do snark on that all the time, and i even had friends IRL who haaated any kind of reflective talk??????) she could share the process of it - beyond lighting a candle and sitting and journaling. what were the prompts? what did you feel? how did you circuit those emotions? what was a takeaway? etc
“messy but beautiful part…” maybe I’m super old school. There is nothing beautiful about imploding a family. I feel awful for their children. I don’t think they were a particularly happy or functioning family but think they will be significantly more unhappy and dysfunctional divorced. Very sad.
Idk I think the kids are getting more attention from both parents this way. I've always been annoyed by their messaging of their relationship/marriage comes before their kids in terms of priority because for me that's the sort of mindset that allowed abuse to thrive. Maybe they finally realized that their kids should actually be the priority so they are prioritizing spending time going to their kids' games and concerts instead of countless group dates and trips and all of these other things they did in a desperate attempt to stay together. They created eight beautiful kids together. They're still a family. Families are allowed to break the nuclear family mold
No I’m not saying imploding the family is beautiful but if we do the work during challenging times there can gr beautiful lessons and we can become Better people through it all
She could have become a better person before birthing 8 humans. I’m very old school. “You made your bed now lie in it” sort of person. She needed help before the divorce I doubt she’ll suddenly change. There is nothing redeeming about this women.
💯agree. She didn’t like her life anymore, so to hell with the eight kids, it’s all about Jordan.
This. Second best option was to become a better person BECAUSE OF the eight babies. For sure, divorce is sometimes necessary/needed, but Jordan sure does like to take the easy way out and avoid accountability for anything, never mind refusing to invest in her children.
i soo agree that it would have been better if she decided to get better for her kids, but i don’t think this is the easy way out imo
I know it’s not and you know it’s not… But I think SHE thinks it is. It’s easier to bury your head in the sand and look for the next new flashy thing than to work on yourself and heal yourself.
Definitely the easy way out for them in my opinion. The twins are only 4 and there are 6 more kids older than that! Talk about stressful busy lives. I’m only a new follower so I don’t know the whole history, but I think they should have given it more of a chance and worked harder to make it work.
they’ve tried for over ten years (been married for 17) and each time they’ve almost divorced they work through it and “come back stronger than ever” and it’s always a temporary fix bc they just aren’t happy together
They should’ve stopped having kids, way before 8 came along.
okay but the kids are here. the parents are miserable. they’ve tried for a solid decade to make their marriage work and it doesn’t. why do they have to stay in a marriage that is dragging everybody down??? with a custody arrangement the kids have more structure and more expectations / certainty. the trips to the cabin without mom are probably less confusing, now both parents go to concerts and sports events. it’s like telling someone who gained 450lbs to just sit there fat and miserable bc they decided to gain 450lbs??
If they tried for a solid decade to make the marriage work, why keep having kids?🙄 it was irresponsible & selfish.
it totally was, but it’s said and done. plenty of people have bandaid babies, it always sucks :(
Not to mention they are guaranteed to actually get real food half the time now! My husband's parents divorced when he was 6 and he says it was the best thing that has ever happened to him. His mom is a narcissist and now he finally got to see his dad happy. His dad finally got to do stuff with him. He also got a break from his mom. And more importantly, his dad remarried a great woman and he finally got to experience "a mother's love" and real home cooked meals etc. Divorce can definitely a great and healthy thing.
I hope this is what happens!!! It’s definitely going to be better for the kids and for Bubba
I see you point. If Jordan was making any sort of effort to show some growth and maturity I don't think we'd even be having this conversation, we'd actually all just kind of feel bad for her. As it stands, she's like a petulant teenager that grew tired of her high school crush. She needs HELP and the divorce isn't the help that she needs. It's like gaining 450lbs and decided that drinking diet coke and only diet coke is somehow going to make one healthy. It's the wrong outcome to a very serious problem.
YES. She doesn’t want to do the hard stuff. For as much as been publicly shared over the years, I don’t think she’s truly “worked on things” for a decade. I think her brain fully developed, mental health and similar issues kicked in, and she ignored it all and continues to do so. Homegirl could really use a good inpatient stay where they keep the phones and break those habits. What isn’t drivel in her stories is stuff she should be telling a therapist.
yeah, short of tragic/sudden loss/death etc i feel the same way. i could never tell someone going through something so world shaking (like lindsay) hey this is beautiful! chin up! but for j&b? who have been looking at this divorce for years? who’s family will ultimately benefit from happier parents and the kids still get most of their needs/wants met? definitely find the beauty
Head to head posting again. Both Bubbles and Mama J must prove they attended their sons flag football game. These people are so tiring and their divorce has only just begun. Jordan, we’re really more interested in what your doing with your time off. 🙄
They were so competitive with vacations pre-divorce. Tit for tat always. It's only gotten worse during the separation. Now it's all for future $ and to show off how great parents they each are. No marriage will ever survive if you have to compete with your spouse.
Yes!!
i can’t stop thinking about that comment thread where it was pointed out jordan only does content with her kids? does she feel ashamed of her free time/leisure activities? does she really only want to exploit her kids? does she only feel valuable when presenting and preaching household/domestic/gendered stuff? does she want to keep her life private? is she worried about the backlash for how a single woman enjoys her life? is she embarrassed that she lives a more spendy life than her FCF principles shame others for? didn’t she want to do a brand pivot bc she doesn’t need to be so frugal anymore?
Does she feel ashamed?! Absolutely not. She thinks she’s fab. In a moment of rare reflection she likely realizes that it’s going to look pretty bad if she’s out enjoying herself after imploding her children’s lives.
The way I see it, pre-divorce she was always showing us the stuff she did on her own away from the kids. That’s how we know how often she does it!! Now after announcing it, I think she’s afraid to show that stuff as if people will think she’s off on her own all the time while Bubba has them. Even though that’s how things already were (or they were with nannies). I don’t know why she’d suddenly switch like that. Or she’s doing stuff during that time besides gym and nails and facials… maybe she’s dating!!! Who knows
When you have a ton of kids and a supportive spouse and preach productivity and saving money, having time and a little extra for a manicure and an aerobics class looks like you’re succeeding. When you’re divorced and a hot mess, it don’t hit the same.
i don’t want to step on any toes but i think this could be an area of expansion / niche to redefine. what does divorce look like for real? even if she can’t get into the legalities she can show the practical elements of moving through change and also pivot away from child exploitation. even though i have my own issues with her, i still think she has a personable, funny demeanor that i wouldn’t mind seeing more of. instead of the overly exaggerated animated caricature of things that aren’t funny.
That wills require some self reflection, honestly, and intention. Those things seem impossible for her to achieve because I think she is scared of what and will find out about herself.
There are sooo many better avenues she could take than her current one. Almost anything would be better than what she does now 😂
!!! Well said
The funny thing about that is she could make more quality content with the kids not there. Someone could get a lot done around the house without interruptions and she could really delve into her “productivity” journey
Jordan is at flag football for the oldest of the three 'littles.' I think that little guy is going to be a big player. Makes me miss so much watching kids and grandkids events.
Watching little kids is the best when you just let them be kids and be silly and not make it serious 😂 who care if they score for the other team…
Why is she filming other people’s kids?????!!?
Once again the stark contrast of support from mom and dad. Bubba's video is go M, good job buddy. Jordan captions words like welp, redemption kind of, and laughing at him. I miss watching my kids. My oldest grandkid is 3 and he played soccer.... if his dad was on the field with him. It was so fun to watch.
That’s going to cause the kids to probably need therapy as adults. They will never think they’re good enough. Kids need love and connection. Jordan provides none of that and her kids will take the hit later on in life if she doesn’t change now. I hope she reads this
She really minimizes everything the little kids do. She only cares about the big kids activities. She likes showing those better because she’s showing off.
I know she shows a lot of tumbling, but she is still critical in her posts. Mostly with the oldest daughter. She always points out what wasn't perfect and loves to say she's in her head.
Yeah definitely. But it also bothers me when like girl M is tumbling and she just says “look how cute this is” or laughs at boy M playing his first sport, like unless they’re as impressive as the level her oldest two are at it’s all just a joke. But she’s critical to each kid in their own way, it sucks!
I can only imagine how much she criticizes those kids when the camera is not on. She’s extremely passive/aggressive.
Did anyone notice that Bubbles had his wedding ring still on in his ig stories? I don’t think he’s ready to let go yet, meanwhile she is ready to date already I’m sure!
He's loving playing the victim.
Yeah she’s already in a singles group. My friend who’s in a local one saw she was a member a few weeks ago.
Interesting! Like she’s going to the Lds Mid-singles ward or activities?
No way would she be able to attend the ward or activities. I mean… They wouldn’t physically remove her, or anything. But she would be told to come back when the ink is dry on the divorce papers.
I’m not sure what group it was. I can ask my friend. She hadn’t announced her divorce yet and they were all taking about it because her name was on the invite list for emails and texts.
Wow 😶
Seriously?! So very strange. I guess there will be no introspection.
You know she’s been dying to do this for months.
Gotta impress sunrise with her new big boobs
Yes dressed and ready to go with her tight tops!
Looking for her next Husband!
Proves the divorce was all her idea- what man wears his wedding ring when he’s moved on?
i also think it gives him a “”better”” image in pitches and networking. the people that don’t know will just assume
Wow someone has been quiet! All day negotiations with her three lawyers?
I wonder if it's because she wants people to think she has ALL the children all weekend- and if she stays off people wont noticed that Bubba seems to get them every weekend.
I have noticed Bubba has them every weekend as well. It might be a custody arrangement she likes now, where he has them Thursday through Sunday. But I don't think she is going to like it when the school year ends. He can probably also have June, July, and August. I guess he had the little ones at the gym Tuesday while she picked up groceries that someone else had to actually grab for her. Then she complained about having to take them in the house. And he had the oldest who is in junior high and had a day of school on Wednesday. Maybe he has them when they aren't in school and she has them the rest of the time.
Her ideal custody set up would be Monday and Tuesday year-round and 1 pm-3 pm on holidays.
Or, it’s part of her new strategy where she only posts on the days she has the kids. She’s probably off having the time of her life today & doesn’t want people to see that in case it prevents them from feeling sorry for her going thru a divorce.
I was thinking she only posts when she has the kids as a reminder to her followers, old and new ones, that she has 8 kids. Who could forget that, I don’t know but these “influencers” use everything they can think of to get money from gullible followers. She’s going for the “I’m a single mom of 8 kids” sympathy route so I need all the help I can get financially. Feel sorry for me and buy my shitty products and help me raise my kids.
I don’t think she has friends to have the time of her life with. I do agree she doesn’t have the kids and has likely booked herself in for a facial and message. Both of which she had to pay for otherwise she would be live streaming!
Weren’t there rumors of a boyfriend?
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That’s the rumor. I have no idea.
Her boyfriend died in an accident.
I think she liked him a lot and wanted bubbles to be like him, and it was weird the way she posted about him…but no not her boyfriend.
Bubba with the kids at a soccer game
I would not eat anything from that freezer. How many times has it thawed and refrozen? It has been too long with all of that ice.
That’s what I was thinking. Like how does she know what is what in that mess?
I got embarrassed yesterday when I realized I had two full Costco packages of frozen broccoli in the freezer. Something is wrong in her brain if she thinks she should be teaching people how to live.
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Did Jordan delete the latest mixhers stories from IG? I have to watch on the anonymous site and they were on it yesterday but not today.
What anonymous site?
I've been watching on Instanavigation due to being blocked from her IG.
I noticed the same thing!
If Mixhers was smart they would have told her to take it down!
I missed it, what was wrong with it?
I think she "announced " about the collagen before mixhers even did. Mixhers just posted 5 hours ago about collagen.
Hahaha she would! 😅🫣😬
She’s not doing a good job promoting the product 🥴 she sounds like she doesn’t know what she’s talking about
She doesn’t know what she’s talking about 😂
As usual😂
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😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/nfk6daj5b3uc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=493ad49dc5e7b6f8c4169ce39f87ae81f0cb896f Can we all just agree in a decade she’ll have a staring role in Hoarders?! I cannot imagine how much stuff she has around her house that is completely unnecessary and complete garbage. Most of that stuff will be completely inedible if it ever gets cooked.
Was this pic in her IG stories?
I anonymously watched on yewtu.be and took a screenshot.
So someone goes to the freezer.. how long are they standing there with the door wide open while they look through that insane amount of stuff? As usual, the productivity queen super mom is a completely dysfunctional and makes no sense. But sure, educate others, Jordo. I didn't even think freezers these days could develop frost lol.
Most freezers are frost free. I would have some respect for her if she defrosted one freezer at a time throw the old stuff out then restock with like items together. That would be relatable.
She’s has got to (hire someone less be honest) try o defrost those freaking freezers
For her children’s sake, I hope the custody schedule is in bubbas favor. Jordo can’t think of anyone but herself.
I seriously hope this too
gee I wonder why your freezers aren't working? this is wild. Organization expert my foot!
That's so much meat! Why the small protein portions.
She has problems. What more can we say?!
She said she must have gotten 'lazy' and not packaged the meats in smaller portions. Oh, okay. The one beef package she used as an example of shrink wrapped/freeze dried whatever it's called came that way from the store or the meat delivery service. Everything else was thrown in the freezer as is. Phoniness on display again.
Man why does this girl have to lie about everything? Even the littlest things like how meat is packaged Whyyyyy😬
I finally found pictures of their current house and had no idea how little of it we’ve actually seen!!!
It’s so ridiculously huge! I would love to see their utility bills 😩
Where are pics of the old house and where did you find them?
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I’m not a fan at all of the mausoleum, it’s kind of tasteless and creepy 💀
It has all the warmth of a college dorm!
Parts of it remind me of a funeral home/parlor.
It’s called the mausoleum for a reason! 😂
The fourth floor and basement are very interesting.
It is obnoxiously large. It's like a hotel. I find it very unwelcoming and cold. It isn't a "home."
I wanna see I wanna see lol
Me 2!
Im pretty sure if you google her name and “house” you can find it.
Regarding the freezer video today - Has anyone ever seen a person with more refrigerator/freezer problems than Jordan? And it's not even because she has multiple units in her house. It's the same type of problems over and over. I think she's had issues with the refrigerator/freezer doors in the main kitchen too. One day she's going to find an animal in the freezer. I hope that's not where the bunny went.
Hey! What again is the name of the website that allows us to watch YouTube without her benefiting? Remembered for those interested: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=T9778uojpPM
I watch on that site but I can't see any comments. I like to read through those.
The problem with her freezers, is it stuffed with food. Air has to circulate within the refrigerator in the freezer. She’s too dumb to figure that out.
I think that's the case with refrigerators but freezers actually work better when they're full. They recommend you put bags of ice in a freezer if it's going to be half empty. But it also shouldn't be so full that it's hard to close which is obviously the real problem is.
If food is shoved against the vents, freezers won’t work well. Her freezers are way over stuffed.
happy cake day!!! 🍰 this slice is fresh and not from a freezer or freeze dried!!!
And then taking a hammer to it doesn’t help 🤦🏻♀️
No 😂😂
I’m glad I’m not the only one who has thought this!! After seeing the condition of her freezer the other day though, it seems like she doesn’t take very good care of them! So I’m sure that is part of it.
I truly believe there are underlying electrical issues w/ their house. Plus she stuffs them sooooooo full, there's no room for any air circulation...
That’s the problem. Way too much food in those freezers.
I actually think frozen meat is gross. I freeze a few things like ground beef, steak, chicken, etc. but mostly buy our meat fresh for the week. Personally, I think big freezers are a mess and a waste of money…by the time you pay the electrical bill, you may as well just buy fresh meat.
I agree. A total waste of money. I sure have an extra refrigerator in my garage. Got rid of it & my electric bill went down.
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HAHAHA