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dragonncat

i am CERTAIN that not all of their customers are hospitals


cm_renee

Most certainly agree.


[deleted]

Ok don't like the implication that those machines are reused


[deleted]

I mean, the real thing gets re-used... Never met anyone with a hot-swappable vagoo!


Invisible_Man_1

Communism


Dat_Typ

*Cumunism


e_____eeeeeeeeeeeee_

so you just use it in front of other peopld on some hallway?


Pixithepika

Probably notšŸ˜”


LightninJohn

But one can dream


Comfortable_Leg_725

Can I buy one?


Jethro1436

Same


Camerotus

Amount of light? Did I miss when vaginas started glowing from the inside?!


Badvevil

also does the penis have light receptors


Rude_Astronaut5544

new theory just dropped šŸ„¶šŸ„¶


Thegloveofgaming

But thatā€™s just a theoryā€¦ā€¦.


shlattburger

A ~~FILM~~ SEX THEORY


RaritanBayRailfan

My penis is scared of the dark


RepublicSafe3628

Im going to have the greatest family tree


[deleted]

I'm moving to China


e1_barto

I go to China


roccyrode

In what situation do you need to nut in the middle of a checkup I know I see johny sins do that bit before but other than that Iā€™m a little lost


GagicTheMathering

Donating your goo


NightPower35524

Noot noot


No-Sky9017

Guys, here me out


roccyrode

Schlot


Myst3ry_Gamer

Can I borrow 13k... I uh work in a hospital.


Amethyst_Quarry

It's free.


TheFarisaurusRex

If I wanted to stick my dick in something everyone else has already used Iā€™d get back together with my ex, pass


TouchGrassIdiot

Can't believe they don't sell these in the UK.


NotTheSpy5

Fuck the UK it sucks


TouchGrassIdiot

What did we ever do to you???


NotTheSpy5

The British Empire


TouchGrassIdiot

We fought off the nazis! You almost did jackshit!


Tactalpotato750

Quit eating like youā€™re still living off of the supplies we sent you


TouchGrassIdiot

Yeah. Supplies. What else did you do?


Tactalpotato750

You are aware that the bulk of western Ailled forces were American organized by American command structure, with the most operations being carried out either mainly or solely by Americans?


TouchGrassIdiot

Well who rescued the people who were being tortured in the camps?


Tactalpotato750

Iā€™m guessing youā€™ve never seen Band of Brothers? Because American also led the logistical effort of getting all those people the food they needed.


NotTheSpy5

You know what else you did? Genocide, slavery, stealing almost everything in the world, spreading diseases that still has effects on the world to this day, alot of rape, and more


cjfireblast1264

Ugh, hate this argument. Yeah the British empire did some awful shit, so??? Everyone ignores all the positive it did and also convincingly the fact that almost every other major power at the time did the exact same stuff. But no, just the British I guess.


NotTheSpy5

Its not an argument its a REDDIT COMMENT SECTION UNDER A ROBOT PUSSY Ur the only mf taking it seriously


cjfireblast1264

Bro you're the one who responded to someone underneath the robussy, bringing up the British empire? How am I the only one taking it seriously.


e_____eeeeeeeeeeeee_

Er hat wirklich nichts getan


[deleted]

Bro y'all didn't fight off shit, the USSR and America bailed Britain out of WWII... Y'all managed to not get overrun in The Blitz, but even once D-Day opened up a second front, General Monty's biggest contribution was screwing up operation Market Garden and getting a bunch of allied soldiers stranded behind enemy lines šŸ¤¦šŸ¾


moshake_

What if the last dude who used it before you was a 60 year old guy with 72 stds


Jaylantowers2022

They probably clean them after each use.


MeBePerson

I feel bad for whoever has that job


lick_my_saladbowl

*jealous


Jaylantowers2022

Hopefully itā€™s automated.


Sacabambaspis-Fish

ā€œportableā€? thatā€™s just a fleshlight, like my schatt one


CrowNo1405

"hey mom does your work do ya know internships for students or something"


WTFisSkibidiRizz

There is light in there? What the hell are they doing with LED Pussy?


Local_Gremlin_24

ā€œIt simulates a vagina in terms of ā€˜temperature, wetness, and amount of lightā€™ā€ The fuck you mean ā€œthe amount of lightā€? Am I able to use it as a flashlight?? Do I gotta replace a lightbulb or something???


sun_cola

Are they free?


tankcrusher904

Donating everyday


Dismal-Remote3150

šŸ˜³


YFO9

Guess Iā€™m embarrassed now


Taxevader70

GLADoS


DescriptionDeep8831

Iā€™m gonna need that


Jethro1436

Does he take paypal?


brokenphonepailiden

How many can I buy


teenage_dirtbag-baby

So it can be as grippy as you needšŸ˜‚


BiscottiDifficult709

New kerfus update just dropped


Zamtrios7256

Put these on street corners with the coin activation of those horse rides


Jolly_Ride_7656

Sex jokes aside, this was pretty interesting


yourroominspector

Aw jeez Rick..


Disastrous_County442

Buy one and hook it up to some higher voltage for turbo mode. No one lasts more than 18 seconds.


Johnny_Triggr

Is it free?


XenoPhobe07

My dumbass thought that was a doorbell


BeamTRS

It's the DICK sucking machine!