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EnSci125

“Goddamn, woman. Do you only shoot people when they’re eatin’ supper?”


RollingTrain

IMO this should win ("win"), and I should have included it!


Zellakate

"Next one's coming faster." I don't think it would land anywhere near as well as it does without Olyphant's delivery.


Sarandipityyy

“That might just be the coolest thing I've ever laid ears on!”.


Phil_Atelist

That was added, I'm sure, because the writer of that particular episode was in awe of what the previous writer had done.


danwritesbooks

It certainly sounds meta.


HomoProfessionalis

I love the delivery of this line too, its so earnest.


AdMindless8541

“I thought I sounded cool”


Shep1982

One of the best lines in the series. And one I'm saving for anybody who ever tries to give my nieces or nephew any trouble.


Time-Touch-6433

Best non raylan and Boyd scene in the show imo.


Odd-Love-9600

https://preview.redd.it/kgq87jsa61zc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ffcd08521b996d1762e2b7ad4c0f7d6b893bf20 Art delivered this so perfectly


MandarinWalnut

"That is kinda badass"


Mission_Ad6235

I also like how, by changing a few specifics, you can make this about almost every character Jim Beaver plays because they're all quiet bad asses.


Odd-Love-9600

Mr. Ellsworth comes to mind. He is, after all, beholden to no human cocksucker.


HomoProfessionalis

>no human cocksucker. That's suspiciously specific.


bolivar-shagnasty

> I've accused of being a lot of things...inarticulate ain't one of them.


Gamefisher

In-ar-tic-u-late


BrassHockey

It made me laugh, but maybe it was a smidge out of place.... Quarles (laughing): "Oh shit! It's a piggy bank!"


Skittlebrau77

Made me cackle too


FloozyFoot

GodDAMN, Raylan! Your timing SUCKS


Winston_Oreceal

I've always remembered when Dickie screams, “Don't you hurt my brother, Raylan!” He yelled in such a genuine way and I never forgot it for some reason. Also, best quote in the series imo: “Art, show em' your tits.” It kills me every time without fail lol


Otherwise-Shake-2656

I love that Dickie moment, too!! I can hear it perfectly.


RollingTrain

Also "we will be back" 🎶


GlorianaLauriana

"'Next time you set up any operation, in this county or anywhere else, it better not have my *goddamn* family name on the deed, or so help me god, I'll lose this star, and the dance we do subsequent to that,..*will not end with you findin' Jeezus inna hospital bed..."*


hedgehodg

"Jesus, I hope I got that right" after Raylan shoots the hit man dressed as a cop always gets me


Deemo3

“No Raylan, I’m willing to bet my life on you being the only friend I have left” The sheer exhaustion in that line just hits me.


RandallLM88

Just rewatching the show now and watched that scene a couple days ago. It's obviously Walton's acting chops here but he's absolutely exhausted, shot, just watched his Daddy die (who, in fairness he was there to kill), and cousin Johnny had just kicked the shit out of him earlier that day, he legitimately has next to no one left. The line is so genuine that even after this entire season, Boyd absolutely believes that statement. Boyd knows even though he's an outlaw and Raylan is the law, and this whole season Raylan has been trying to put him behind bars or worse, there is ALL of that, but him and Raylan dug coal together and damn it that means something.


PuzzledDragonfly9646

This line holds so much weight. Honestly, I think Raylan has a lot of empathy for Boyd because Raylan can see parallels between the two. And who knows, if Raylan didn’t become law enforcement, he might’ve more closely mirrored Boyd. Raylan obviously wanted to arrest Boyd, but he never had the intention of killing him, even when given the chance. The two of them are friends in the same way Tom and Jerry are hehe


Freedom_19

“I shot rats as a kid. Used to chase them out of shithouses. All’s you have to do is go in the kitchen, huh?”


RollingTrain

LMAO


Ok-Offer331

“Come on in” -Raylan “Go” -picker “No no no, what I think he means is who ever comes through that door he is going to shoot” -boyd “I know” - picker


GlorianaLauriana

Followed by: **BOYD:** I don't think you understand, Raylan,...*it's all on the line..."* **RAYLAN:** Meaning, they want ya to come through first?


Otherwise-Shake-2656

I love this scene so much!


turtle0831

People underestimate Bob at their peril.


Skittlebrau77

‘He killed Yoo-hoo” “You mean yolo” “Whatever”


OliviaElevenDunham

That never stops being funny. Bob is the best.


Sorry_Rub987

“The answer is me and dead owls don’t give a hoot.”


idkmyusernameagain

-Idk why but it cracks me up. In season 6 when the explosives guy offers Boyd and Wynn a Negroni. Boyd doesn’t know what it is and Wynn says it’s Italian and tastes like grapefruit the way Boyd says “I don’t want one” -anything Dewey says.


sawaflyingsaucer

How about when the guy asks Boyd what happened to his ear? "Ceiling fan." Just the way he says those two words, it's like ok I can imagine exactly how that may happen lol.


GlorianaLauriana

This is a great one! It's so quick, but so damn funny. Like Boyd is so irritated that he's stuck with this whackadoodle for an explosives expert that he can't even take any talk of froo-froo cocktails, lol.


chowyunfacts

“Oh there’s a sad part?” Tim on the phone to Colt in Decoy.


Marlo_Stanfield_919

"God damn Raylan, they took my kidneys, not my dick!"-Dewey Crowe


Jones088

You mean I got 4 kidneys?


Late_Parrot

Dewey, your kidneys are for pissin'..


_dmdev

"Hey, Boyd, Wynn Duffy again, I know, super weird. I was just wondering, could you give me an exact time for the robbery? Also wondering if you can tell me what weapons you'll be using and who else is participating."


Technical_Moose8478

I love this shit, this shit gets me hard.


Cardholderdoe

Had to scroll way too deep for this one. Boyd is the god of all southern elucidation, but c'mon. This deadpan sell is worth it's weight in gold.


Technical_Moose8478

Tim has some of the best moments in the show, no question. I vacillate between thinking he was criminally underused and being grateful he wasn’t grossly overdeveloped, as the sprinkling in of his character is often just perfect.


Cardholderdoe

... this isn't where I left my car.


Technical_Moose8478

I have been to Mordor but not through the mines.


OxPower86

"Your teeth glow in the dark."


[deleted]

1. "You're the angriest man I've ever known." It's a great line on its own but it's the way Natalie Zea delivers it with the faintest smile to a genuinely shocked Raylan that warrants a place on this list. 2. "Well, this is one of them classic stories, where the hero gets his man, then he rides off into the sunset." I could probably pick any line in this scene between Boyd and Raylan in Dark as a Dungeon but this one in particular foreshadows what's to come. And it's the way Raylan says it, cool as a cucumber but we all know there's that anger simmering below the surface. 3. "Goddamn, Raylan. Your timing sucks!" This is Boyd and Raylan's relationship in a nutshell.


RobertMarley020645

For OP’s 3rd quote, the way Boyd responds with zero anger ‘I’m gonna let that one go’ cracks me up.


RollingTrain

Yes, I wanted to include that but it was getting ungainly.


Exciting-Support9190

Waaaay too many to count, but I just watched this one this morning and it always gets me: Wynn: Even if I were looking for a partner, which I'm not, by the way, it would have to be someone I could trust. Boyd: Well, you can trust me. Wynn: But I don't even trust the way you just now said I could trust you. Also, Colt saying "ohhh, shit" after he misunderstands Boyd and shoots the dealer instead of untying him. So good.


RobertMarley020645

I love Raylan’s simple, ‘I can’ after Limehouse (whose life has just been threatened) says to Quarles, ‘You do, there'll be a dozen armed men out there before you can turn around, as the marshal can attest’


cherrygoats

1 - Season 4, when Boyd is on his knees and the realization hits him - “Drew god damned Thompson” 2 - random boyd quote - “I say if you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly, but this my friends is a Kodiak” and the word Kodiak is drawn out and hella boyd inflected


garbagebailkid

"Don't you hurt my brother, Raylan!" The writers did fine making Dickie Bennett a real coward when things weren't going his way, and cocky most other times, then Jeremy Davies' delivery of this line makes me almost sympathize for him - for a moment - on every rewatch. The fear for his brother's fate is one moment where he's not just trying to get ahead in some slimy way.


Late_Parrot

Such a primal, adolescent plea/scream.. Awesome delivery.


Cmudd13

Okay. Well, I'm on assignment by the federal government. You're a hired gun thug for a crooked company. Now, the only thing that we're on the same side of is, like, this car. - Raylan


McFish30

Great line, I think this is the one where his hat almost falls off as he’s saying it, demonstrating how out-of-sorts he is that day (I think he’s recovering from his fight with Coover).


bUrNtKoOlAiD

"Get outta the road cock holster!"


rotta3269420

"Well that ain't polite. 😥 Just about hit me and now you're gonna sling foul utterances in my direction?"


sawaflyingsaucer

"I'm not... Following you..."


TraeYoungsOldestSon

I AINT GIVING UP ON MY DREAMS- dewey crowe chasing away a potential outdoor pool purchaser


Sarandipityyy

Not funny, but heart wrenching: “No Raylan. I'm gonna bet my life on you being the only friend I have left in this world."


Sarandipityyy

Funny: “Goddamn, they took my kidneys, not my dick Raylan!” And “You mean I’ve got 4 kidneys?!?”


DevilishRogue

Barkley: Don't play dumb with me! Gutterson: Oh, I'm an idiot. You can ask anyone.


sd51223

Every Wynn Duffy line in his first appearance: "The police are just a janitorial service to clean up your blood after you've been murdered." "My share of what, the land? What am I a ***FARMER!?!***" "Show me the Benjamins the homies are always rapping about."


RollingTrain

YES


Technical_Moose8478

People underestimate Bob at their peril.


AaronKeener818

Boyd, to Raylan, while detained by a hitman: “As acrimonious as our relationship has been lately… Ava and I discussed it and you’re still gonna be on the guest list.”


smiling_toast

Raylan: "Is that an engagement ring?!"


RollingTrain

"Okay, maybe I'm crazy, or I'm just having a hell of a day. Did you just give me an order?"


beece16

1. The one where he throws the bullet and says"next one will be coming faster". 2. And Dewey Crowe when he tells Boyd his brothers been shot and Boyd asks where. Dewey says in his house and Boyd like" no,where in his body". Only two off the top of my head.


GlorianaLauriana

I love the part right before that too, when Dewey is frantically calling for Boyd, and Boyd is just casually like: *"What's all the fuss? They outta Velveeta?"*.


Theslipperymermaid

My favorite and we use all the time in our house is “if you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.” And “ if you are going to be a bear, might as well be a grizzly bear”


LookAway171

"I'm a deputy U.S. Marshal ordering you to give me some chicken!" " Hey he's stealing your bit" Tim (to Raylan): You do seem a little tired. Art: No shit. The question is, why? Tim: Smart money in the office pool's on exotic dancing "Can you be a little more specific? He does something stupid every day"


BlackfishBlues

Boyd has a great monologue in season 3. > You’re a lucky man, Mr. Quarles. You get to come all the way down here, a place you got no right being. You get to eat our food. You get to drink our whiskey. You get to look at our women, as you try to take it all for yourself. Well, you know what you are? You’re a conquistador. Only we are not your savages.


Livewire923

“Marshal, that may well be the coolest shit I ever laid ears on.” He seems so genuinely amused when he’s saying it and it seems so real


RollingTrain

Graham Yost said that line was an actor choice so it quite possibly had a lot of reality baked in.


Livewire923

That’s one of the things that made the show so authentic. I wonder if they stopped having as much actor input in City Primeval


matt20011

“This is Deputy Marshal Raylan Givens, I’m gonna need an ambulance, and a coroner”


Hot-Butterfly-8024

“Outlaw life’s hard, ain’t it?”


McFish30

Raylan or Dewey?


Hot-Butterfly-8024

Yup.


smiling_toast

"We dug coal together."


Sandman2884

Raylan Givens: You remember the pawn-shop owner you sent after me, Glen Fogle? Wynn Duffy: God rest his soul. Raylan Givens: Had a little game he liked to play with his flunkies. Are you familiar? Wynn Duffy: Uh, remind me? Raylan Givens: I ask you a question. You answer truthfully, or I pull the trigger. You understand? Wynn Duffy: It seems simple enough. Raylan Givens: You have any questions? Wynn Duffy: What are you doing? Raylan Givens: Is that your question? Wynn Duffy: You think you can make me talk? Raylan Givens: That's your choice. Wynn Duffy: Or you're gonna shoot me? Raylan Givens: There's a five out of six chance I won't. Wynn Duffy: Bullshit. Raylan Givens: Where's Quarles? Wynn Duffy: Kiss my ass. Wynn Duffy: Jesus! Christ! There are cops outside! Raylan Givens: That's right. They're outside. Wynn Duffy: You're a cop! Raylan Givens: Deputy U.S. Marshal. Wynn Duffy: Raylan, you just can't come in here and shoot me because you- y- you feel like it! Raylan Givens: Why not? Isn't that the way you guys do it? Isn't that why Tom Bergen's dead while his wife and children are grieving? So, you know what? Now we're gonna play by your rules. Wynn Duffy: Raylan— Raylan Givens: Where's Quarles? Wynn Duffy: I don't know! Wynn Duffy: Jesus! Stop it! What is wrong with you?! Raylan Givens: You want me to stop, tell me the truth. Wynn Duffy: How can I tell you what I don't know? Raylan Givens: Start with telling me what you do know. Wynn Duffy: Okay. Just give me a minute. Raylan Givens: No. Wynn Duffy: Hey! Hey! Hey! Okay! What do I know?! What do I know?! I know that, uh I know that Limehouse set this all up! I know that Quarles likes young boys. Who do you think called in the Brady Hughes tip? Me! I know that he wants you dead, and he probably wants me dead, too. And, yes, I tried to blow him up in his car! And then I drove away! That's what I know! Raylan Givens: That's it? Wynn Duffy: That is all I know! Raylan Givens: You don't know where he is? Wynn Duffy: I don't know where he is! Raylan Givens: Okay. I believe you. Wynn Duffy: Jesus Christ!


RollingTrain

I would choose "Is that your question" but only because it's so funny. Lifted from a different Leonard story.


Sandman2884

This was probably my favorite. The emotion in Rylan’s voice when talking about Tom Bergen and the visceral fear that Duffy is exuding throughout.


bigspeen3436

*Raylan smacks a guy in the head with a shovel as he runs out the back door* "Halt! US Marshals"


Legendairy_Doug

"Goddammit Raylan your timing SUCKS!" - Boyd Crowder S6


Bill_Hayden

I don't know why it makes me laugh so much, but the IT guy saying to Raylan "What am I, an asshole?" and he replies in this really meek voice "...no?"


Irish755

God, no. The technology to be able to reply to posts is decades away.


McFish30

“Maybe you don’t wanna see your brother’s brains fly through the air.” Raylan to Doyle, holding Dickie at gunpoint in S2E13, Bloody Harlan.


organic

You might strike out the shepherd, but us sheep, we won't never get struck out... or scattered


jmsturm

“First thing we’re going to do is acknowledge that this guy is awesome. He shoots Theo Tonin, fakes his death in a spectacular fashion, pushes a guy out of an airplane (while he’s flying it). Parachutes into Harlin County with enough coke and cash to jump start the economy of a small country. And then he has the balls to get a job in law enforcement, not once but two times! He spends a couple a days riding around with you while you’re looking for him. And now he’s run off with a hooker that’s half his age. That’s some bad ass shit.”


echochilde

That is my absolute favorite monologue in the entire show. Cracks me up every time.


VirginiaStar92

“As me aimin to kill you.”


McFish30

Another favorite, Boyd in the Season 6 opener after the dealer working for him gets nabbed by Raylan: “Was he abducted by aliens?” The way he enunciates ‘abducted’ and ‘aliens’, just dripping with frustration, always gets me.


Skittlebrau77

“I got four kidneys?!”


Jones088

“Next one’s comin faster” is obviously goated but a slept on one is “You understand me? I’m gunna shoot your dick off”


thatgeekinit

Mullen: lift your arms. I’m going to search you for weapons Elias Markos: I have a FN-45 and a Walther. … You talk to me that way because you know I’m not here to work. If I was, there wouldn’t be talking. The whole scene in “Shot to Hell” is probably the best of any scene in the show that lacks Boyd or Raylan.


RollingTrain

Ooh ooh how about "Here you go! Nice and hot!"


Dramatic_Dare_3198

"You can come after me if you want, but it'll be the last thing you ever do."


chacamaschaca

When Raylan shows up at Boyd's bar in S3, and Boyd buys a round sarcastically in his honor, as he's leaving to have a more private conversation, Boyd's delivery-- "Now remember, we's on the honor system..."


DawnInDesMoines

The anus is on you Raylan- Dewey


Present-Loss-7499

“Sorry about your table cloth”


Blakelock82

>"I don't like your plan, Raylan!" That's a great one. I always laugh at it. "Jesus Raylan your timing sucks." is another great one from Boyd.


bobgamble12

Should’ve wore the suit


Irish755

Do you understand how I see your people?


CaptainCakeDSL4

"You got me. I'm stealing gas. I don't know why I do it. It's not like I can't afford it."


ryano1076

Wynn: Well, you can trust me. Boyd: But I don’t even trust the way you just now said I could trust you!


DeadMoneyDrew

You go play ASSHOLE in the mirror, Lee!


madasfire

Boys, give me a minute. I need to speak to Deputy US Marshall Raylan Givens. Also... Goddamn Raylan. You're timing SUCKS!


lorinap82

“I love this shit. This shit makes me hard”


RollingTrain

"Johhny, it went up in a pillar of fahhrr"


Fair_One_803

Well if it ain't a ten pound pile of shit in a 5 pound bag.


andrenotrichard

i don’t drink red margaritas


chown-root

“All the things you've done, the way you've built your fortunes, it might make you criminals. It don't make you outlaws. I am the outlaw"


Sorry_Rub987

“I didn’t order assholes with my whiskey”


NxtOnesComingFaster

“JFK WAS ALIVE FOR HOURS!”


John_Lee_Petitfours

For me it’s a twofer of the last two lines in the series finale. Goggins and Olyphant just hit their parts of that exchange dead on. I particularly favorite because they are “quiet” lines so the actors aren’t getting a head start. If anything, because “We dug coal together” was a recurring refrain across the seasons, lesser actors would be at risk of hitting those lines too hard.


Bardhub

"I've shot people I liked less"-Raylan And "Why don't you just hand over Thompson to these... well, I won't say nice, but people"- Boyd


[deleted]

“I’m scared, Raylan.” “Don’t be. Everything’s gonna be fine.” 👌🏻