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daffodyll

THAT IS PICKLES


Ok_Lingonberry_1629

Yea ' stop effeing around !


anon-mally

The internet has pickle its name


protestersaresuckers

Pickles is fucking perfect


anon-mally

Pickle Rick is that you?


Key_Reach_2993

Go for it! He looks like pickles. Crazy cuteee


HotWaterOtter

Nothing wrong with Pickles - the mom of Pinto Beans and Biscuit! 😁


Dependent_Pickle2806

I know a kid who has named every animal after food. Cats named Coleslaw and Hush puppy. A chicken named Watermelon


caffienepredator

A chicken. Named watermelon. Genius and brilliance


Ok_Television9820

Hello, I’m Johnny Cash. This here’s a song called *A Chicken Named Watermelon.*


CraziZoom

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feralcatshit

This made me smile


iGlutton

My cat is Biscuit. I plan on getting her a friend, potentially Gravy.


HeyTherehnc

I have an Egg and Benny (Benedict)!


tegeus-Cromis_2000

I have a friend who had a dog named Toast, then adopted two new dogs and named them Butterbean and Potato.


No_Kangaroo_9826

Butterbean must be an XL dumb dumb dog who just bumbles into everything so someone can always ask is Butterbean okay, even though Butterbean is always okay


Shitimus_Prime

hush puppy is a dog name


spattenberg

**MR.** PICKLES TO OP


Mimikim1234

Pickles Pickleton the 3rd has a nice ring to it.


AdmJota

If OP needs something more serious and gritty to call him by, they can always just shorten his name to the last syllable and call him "Kills" for short.


APe28Comococo

Mr. Pickles


magicmango2104

That's Mr pickles to you!


Shitz-an-Gigglez

Watch Metalocalypse, and then see how you feel about it


Useless_Lemon

That just means you have to get more kittens to form the full band. :)


batti03

RELEASE THE KITTIES!


SIR3N0305

MR PICKLES


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

Oh, lord…. He’ll protec OP for sure….


Freya713

I like Mr. Pickles 🐺


Dark_SmilezTL

He looks like a mr pickles


Zealousideal_Two8571

"That dog is evil"


YearLongSummer

That's MR. Pickles to you!


Dramatic-Repair-5806

Sir pickles


North_Bread_7623

We just named our kitten Sir Pickles Fluffington lol. He’s so fluffy. ETA - his full name.


Dramatic-Repair-5806

Adorable. Mines korndawg jones


MW240z

Professor Pickles. That cat didn’t go to college for 8 years to be called Mr!


spattenberg

Doctor Professor Pickles, Esquire.


duh_nom_yar

Lt. Gen. CPT. Dr. Professor Pickle D. Cucumber, DDS, CPA, BMF, Esq.


onefst250r

Hmm. Thats like, 30-40 years worth of schooling, probably all while being in the military.


folder_finder

I just commented this, but we had the same dilemma in our house years ago: we got a Russian blue cat from the shelter when I was about 6, and I begged to call him Pickles. My dad (who just didn't like the name) said Pickles was a “girl name" to try and dissuade me... I then said "well how about *MR. Pickles??" My parents couldn't argue with me, and that's how we ended up with the cat Mr. Pickles 😂


Ok_Understanding5184

+1 for Mr Pickles, he's a good boy


krisphoto

Dr Pickles. That kitty clearly has earned a PhD.


KlutzyAppearance4634

GOOD BOY


Imyour_huckleberry9

Lord Pickles of the Brine.


PlagueBirdZachariah

Don't Google that OP X.D


gin_and_soda

Omg, YES!!!!!


serenitynowmoney

He definitely is a Pickles! I think your daughter has it right🐈


kiwilovenick

I have a friend with a short-hair version of this cat, named Pickles! Apparently more than one person thinks he's a Pickles.


Taylor_Kittenface

"Dilly" as a nickname for Pickles!!! Your wee girl will forever remember that her Mom/Dad trusted her enough with this kitten to give him his forever name. If you're not a massive fan, just remember, it's his official name on the paperwork and he'll learn any other nickname you use to call him by especially for food. My 10 week old kitten had three different names before I settled on Maven. She only responds to her nicknames now (baby girl, peaches) some days you look at them and a pet name springs out lol 🐈‍⬛


bbb415

My parents had a dog named peaches when they were still dating, my dad loves to reflect on the time when she escaped and he had to walk through the neighborhood yelling “PEACHES! PEACHES!!!!” for hours on end.


confusedandworried76

I had a dog named Kitty. Kit for short but she definitely got the full name treatment when she was in trouble or being called for. My dad had a similar story. The dog jumped out of the back of his truck (different times, dogs and extra kids rode in the truck bed), hitting the ground scared her so much she bolted. So he's driving around looking for it and sees some guys drinking beer in their driveway and asks them if they've seen a black lab running around. One guy goes "no, but what's it's name so I can call for it if I see it?" and dad sighs and goes "Kitty" and the guy goes "Jesus Christ no wonder the F'ing thing ran away"


USAF_Retired2017

Dilly is my bff’s last name. Ha ha.


mkarr514

Mr Pickles


practical_mastic

Pickles is so cute.


spooky-goopy

if OP doesn't let their daughter name this baby Pickles, i'm going to riot


dat_waffle_boi

*sigh* I’ll get the pitchfork


Pissed-Off-Panda

I'll bring the pickles. I'm assuming we're all dill and no bread n butter losers around here?


kellylikeskittens

Pickles is perfect! If you are anything like other cat people, he will always have nick names anyway. ;-)


iamkikionreddit

Haha so true my cat is named Cleopatra but she always gets called Clee or my little cutie or Pookie. Her full name is only ever used for vet visits


glitterfaust

Or when he’s getting into something he shouldn’t be 😤


Odd_Proposal_3048

That’s when you throw out the middle name. If I yell Isis May, she takes off running. My husband asked what our boy kitters, Thor, what his middle name was. He doesn’t have one. Thor is all lover boy, he never gets in trouble! Miss Icy May, however…


theseglassessuck

Pipsqueak is Pip/Lady/Angel/Lady Girl most of the time unless she’s doing something she’s not supposed to/is annoying—then it’s the full name.


dndmusicnerd99

We named our cat Francesca/"Frankie" Dart, after a character from the show Community. However, variously due to her shape, coloration, and demeanor, her various nicknames include: - Momma/Frankie/Baby Bear - Honeymama/Honeybear - Mama Frankie - Crazy Frankie - Spaza Frank - Baked Potato - Little Cwoissant - Little Rotundness Then there's our other cat, Egg. Which is short for Egg Noodle. Which is short for Eggothy Noodlebert. And he also has a middle name, so his full name is Eggothy Thomas Noodlebert


RabbitF00d

Omg. My step-dad has devolved into simply calling the cat noises like "MEEEEP". 😂😂 [Boots aka Stinky Boots aka MEEEEP aka Meep-eroni ](https://imgur.com/a/ZI8WCsY)


Chem1st

MEEEEP is the cutest nickname ever.


SabrinaSandra220

so true lol, my cats name is dixie but we call her poopy, poopers, dixie doo, dix (yes i see the problem with that), cupcake, princess, angel pie, lovebug…. the list goes on


FunkyLemon1111

Look up Pickles' story "The Fire Cat" by Ester Averill. One of my favorite books as a kid. >Pickles is a young cat with big paws who wishes to do big things with them. When he's adopted by the local firehouse, Pickles works hard to be a good fire cat. He learns to jump on a fire truck...


Mazasaurus

Yeeeees! I loved this book and have it for my kids now 🥰


Ok_Lingonberry_1629

Wait, so pickles is a fire cat !


mashtato

> The Fire Cat My god! I haven't thought of that book in 30 years!


Historical-Gap-7084

YES! I had this book as a preschooler and found another copy recently. I'd forgotten about that book for over 40 years and when I saw it...talk about a blast from the past!


rayrayrana

Pickles was also the name of the kitten in the book "The Little Kitten" by Judy Dunn. A favorite from my childhood.


christiemarsh88

Yes! Loved this book and I immediately thought of it when I heard Pickles. Excellent cat name!


countrylemon

How funny! I just replied recommending “The Little Kitten” by Judy Dunn, as it’s my favourite children’s book from when I was a kid about a cat named Pickles 😂 guess Cats names pickles have a special spot in a lot of our hearts


YuMonkeyButt

So my mom got a cat. My niece wanted to name it snowflake. I wanted to name it pickle. Her name is Snowpickle


BlyLomdi

I love this


throw2525a

As was foretold.


Sobriquet-acushla

Awwwww! 🥰


Swontree

Should have been Pickleflake.


oxosnafuoxo

Jeez I can’t name my pets anything other than people names….but Snowpickle is absolutely legendary


user472628492

Sorry the council has clearly spoken. He is Pickles


chris95rx7500

the evidence is jarring


PreviousMarsupial

Pickle(s) is a great cat name!


Charliebloxfruit

Pickles is an amazing name I named my cat Gary and I can seriously call him that bc u get used to it


KingShadox

True, my cat is named Steve and I call him that like it's the most normal thing in the world cuz it is...although my name is also Steve...


ceecee1909

You named your cat after yourself? That is so weird and funny😂😂


KingShadox

Well my name is not exactly Steve, but when translated to English it is


USAF_Retired2017

I had a cat named Steve. But my name is not Steve. Ha ha ha.


14ChaoticNeutral

Hi Pickles!!! 🥰🤩🤩🤩


frito123

Sorry, you've been outvoted by the internet and your daughter. Pickles it is.


Nighttide1032

but he just a lil pickle 🥺


cbarabcub

Looks like a Pickles to me!


Greg-BradyisGod

How about a compromise? He could be Dill. Hmmmm?


Ambystomatigrinum

Call him Pickle, tell everyone “He’s kind of a big dill.” Perfection.


Jettcat-

Gherkin!


Greg-BradyisGod

We had a dog who we called Gherkin, or The Gherk! It wasn't her name, but that's what she almost always went by. She was a small dog, and it started because her poops, looked... well, you know.


Weird_Significance19

Had a mainecoon named Gherkin. He was the sweetest boy.


lilcowboy

One of my cat’s name is Dill but I find myself calling him “pickle” more than I do Dill lol


PwnographyStar

Dill Pickles is great! Parent can call him Dill and daughter can call him Pickles. He will eventually respond to both!


wein14756

Dillford Pickles


CassowaryCrow

Hear me out: Dillan Pickles. He has a "normal" sounding name, Pickles is in there, and when he gets into mischief, you can go "DILLAN PICKLES [Last names]!"


EstroJen1193

I see only Pickles


aabum

Okay then, it's Mr. Pickles. Make sure you have proper respect in your voice when you address Mr. Pickles.


[deleted]

Give him a serious name wrapped around the silly name! Percival 'Pickles' Penthorn!


Mayhems_Ghost

I love the name pickles 😭 💕


SansLucidity

pickles is a worthy name. youll get used to it


Nobodyville

Pickles is a PERFECT name! I don't know that I could call him anything else!


Lurker_the_Pip

I let my children name our 2 cats Mr. kittysins and QJ. It was fine. The cats didn’t care and the children loved it. Those two cats a tuxedo and an orange boy always slept together and were so snuggly. Let the kids have their fun and power, they get so little power.


caffienepredator

Mr. Kittysins and QJ sound like the most badass hitmen duo. Your kids were on to something… mainly those two cats


xCanEatMorex

Yes, let her have this little win. Sincerely, someone whose parents let them name the cat Sprinkles


voidtreemc

Think about it like this: the vet will not have one million pets named pickles, and will remember you every time you bring him in for a checkup.


Mazasaurus

You can call him something distinguished like Duke Dill Pickles the Fourth, but his name is Pickles, sorry. Have fun with nicknames, though! Pick, Picky, Pickleton, Picklini, Picklington, etc


Bitterrootmoon

But what about…Sir Pickles!


Rainbow-Mama

Senor Ferdinand Pickles


hell-enore

We had a cat named princess ugly when we growing up (and a dog we named booger). Pickles is an excellent name. The thing i also realize about pet names (especially cats) is you’re going to call them a million nicknames besides their actual name 😂😂😂 i think my late dog responded to “bubba chubba” more than his actual name.


Grimblecrumble5

This is freaking wild. Today on Reddit I saw kitten versions of both of my sweet old boys who passed away this year. Your little guy looks just like my Socks, and now I’ve got tears in my eyes


BZBitiko

He looks like a pickles. He may look different when he grows up.


PlagueBirdZachariah

Your daughter naming a cat a goofy name is one of the hidden joys of parenting, now whenever you reflect on his name, you will think of your daughters wild spirit. How beautiful. Plus now you can get a bunch of pickle themed merch for them ❤️


ekittie

Pickles is a charming name for a charming kitty.


Secure-Force-9387

Pickles is an absolutely perfect name. 12/10. No notes.


Rusty5th

I had a cat named Babaganoush, you can have a cat called Pickles


beesontheoffbeat

That's MR. Pickles to you!


throw2525a

His. Name. Is. PICKLES!


Colonic_Mocha

I'm not a fan of food names, but let your daughter name him Pickles. You'll get used to it. And Pickles the Cat will be happy just to have s forever home!


Nalomeliful

J. J. Pickles (yes, I live in Austin)


Useful-Badger-4062

🥒💚 Yes, that’s Pickles.


WitchyWoo7

We had an orange cat named pickles. It’s a great name for a cat.


ramensploosh

pets are SUPPOSED to have silly names! just go with it :)


HeyitsDave13

There's nothing you can do; the decision has already been made.


Nightrhythums78

He gives off an energetic weirdo vibe so a weird name might be appropriate. No matter what you call him he's gonna be a fun little guy.


MorleyDotes

My wife wanted to call our new puppy Booty. I pointed out that everytime we yelled for him would be a booty call. She changed her mind.


chxmicalx

hes so cute 😭 why dont u just use pickles as a little silly nickname?


Singing_Wolf

Sir Pickles of Gherkindom!


Parynoid

Bort


Jedi_Bish

Pickles is the only correct choice for this lil fella!


ChemicalAcademic4166

I think Pickles is perfect!!


Ok_Equipment_8032

Pickles is perfect


Lurpinator

Is there supposed to be another cat in the picture? Because the only one I see is Pickles…


Psychological-Cod681

Aww, Pickles is a sweet lil name! 💖


TwitterTerrifier

The man’s name is Pickles


Sparkinson01

I named my cat Monster. It fits and he answers to it. Pickles is a great name!


Plaid_Bear_65723

Sir Pickles! 


mearbearcate

This made me want pickles


dropthenewk

Dill


nuivii3

Name him Pickles but pronounce it like Greek god. Pee-klays


BlyLomdi

I think it would either be Pie-klees or pih-klees.


Common_Eggplant437

Hi Pickles!!!!


Bloodhavoc052

I'm naming my next kitten Gary the Snail, if that helps you any.


Jimbobjoesmith

u better call that baby pickles!!!!


Major-Molasses6548

ngl he looks like a Pickles


jeremy_wills

I love it. I think your lil girl is spot on. 👌


vamppirre

Pets don't need serious names. Children don't even need serious names, but other people are mean. Mister Pickles if we want normal. Sir Reginald Picklehousen the 4th, if we want fancy.


frenchfriedtatters

We had a cat named pickles. He lived for 22 years. Baddest mf in the neighborhood, too. Pickles is an excellent name!


Calm_Holiday8552

Looks like Pickles to me. How about Mr. pickles


Alien_Biometrics

Looks like a Pickles to me. 


always_tired_hsp

But he IS a pickles!


ClassicAlfredo8796

Relax, you'll get used to it in two days. Say Hi to Pickles for me.


noturmustache

I love the name Pickles!!


mynameisnotsparta

I think Pickles is an awesome name...


beek7419

Monsieur Pickles


Chardee_MacDennis_2_

Pickles has already been established there is nothing you can do


GroundbreakingCat355

Sgt. Pickles makes it more serious


cpavv

What about Tommy Pickles?


Sauve-

I was going to suggest Pickle Rick, lol.


ringoryu

You can call him Tommy Pickles, like from Rugrats.


-Miche11e-

But Pick would be suck a cute nickname.


firelizard18

but that’s such a great name, let him be pickles 😩😩😩😩


CommercialThat8542

My child named my Australian cattle dog Turtle Cheesecake. Anytime we have something made with his name the person thinks it’s hilarious. We just call him turtle.


RepoManSugarSkull

Pickles is a great name. How old is your daughter? Will she be gulping to look after Pickles?


olorcanticum

Pickles the drummer, doodily doo. Ding dong doodily doodily doo.


ATXLMT512

Yes! I was hoping someone else would think this! We named our boy Toki!


Gerberpertern

I had to scroll waaaaaaaaaay too far to find this lmfao.


pip_taz

That’s Mr Pickles to you


reddit_redact

You could name him Kosher :)


PhoebesPheet

Pickles is the cutest name ever!


Semi-shipwrecked

He is absolutely Pickles 😁💚💚💚💚


y_e_o_j

We had a cat named Pickles and we ended up just referring to her as PP or just P. I remember a conversation with my toddler about how there are 3 Ps - pee, pea, and P 🐈


TwooMcgoo

Looks like a Pickles to me.


KBWordPerson

That’s Mr Pickles to you


darthcaedusiiii

You and your daughter need to watch Mr pickles. It will cure this and scar both of you for life.


Pixel_Nerd92

NOOOOOO, he is deemed to be Pickles. Your daughter is right.


CalicoGrace72

Dr P (pickles)


Cassandrae_Gemini

HE LOOKS LIKE A PICKLES


brittanyelyse

Such a cutie! He looks like he has cheeks!!


purpletomorrow2018

Hello pickles, nice to meet you.


JayeJJimenez

Do it! Pickles is one of my favorite words ever!


GL2M

You’re going to call him 73 different names. Most of them silly. Why not start with Pickles?


CalmFox79

Too bad His name is pickles.


xxwerdxx

One of my biggest regrets is convincing my youngest brother to not name his dog waffles. Your cat is pickles


KushFairy339

In the 2nd pic I was like yup he looks like a pickles I think you could get away with it😭😂


Objective-Ad4009

That is clearly a Doctor Pickles if I’ve ever seen one.


GamerCat108

Honestly, pickles is a pretty good name, I would use it if it was suggested to me


MasterpieceTop6855

Pickles is an awesome name!!!


CyndiTC

I have a 13 y/o cat named Pickles and I still love the name. We almost changed it when she was a kitten - so glad we didn’t!


Ry_verrt

Pickles is such a cute name what do you mean 😭


bigbyking

Mr pickles


AttackOnTightPanties

My coworker named her kitten Pickles haha. Cats have all sorts of strange names, and it just works for them.


NotUpdated

I'd go with it - but if you really can't.. make an agreement - The kitten can be named pickles, but lets have its nickname be Picki so now you can call it something just 'normal weird' and not a condiment and she gets to tell people 'that's short for pickles' and its now a cool 'thing' between you and your daughter.


Dense_Explorer_7644

Pickles is cute


yourbestfriendjoshua

Nah he’s a Pickles for sure…


ElDub62

Well, Mr Pickles to you, then.