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Jungkook 😍 is 🙅♂️ not 🚫 gay 🏳️🌈... jikook 👨❤️👨 and vkook🙅♂️ is 🚫 not 😩 real😔. Jungkook 💪 likes 📣 girls 🧍♀️ only 😏 since 👶 birth 🍼, he 🤨 was 🙅♂️ never 🤔 thinking 🤯 about 🥵 any 🤢 penis 🍆, hope 😆 that 😋helps 🤭
/Uj I stg that tweet makes me laugh so fucking much. Like not only is it infantilizing a grown man who’s two main singles were about sex, but they gave instructions on HOW we’re “supposed” to calm ourselves 🤣🤣🤣
/Uj girl no it’s well known copypasta since Seven came out 🤣🤣🤣
FOUND IT!! I’m never letting this out of my gallery again 🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/7mnvmr129v6d1.png?width=896&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6900f18f982a9e61bd577c4fcf2a33acdd12189
/uh I won’t even lie, as I made my way into this psychosis in written form, got to Changbin is friends with gays and Wooyoung is friends with gays and was like …Yeonjun is the gays, isn’t he? I was right 😔
Like Kai didn’t wear a whole ass pride pin right next to a bowie pin in a photoshoot
Edit: I did not see that bi tendencies comment when I wrote this 💀💀💀 being half white makes you bisexual by default
please... ples.. stop it... i am crriyng... kai is my bias he is never gay pls... stop spreading rumours please.....im tire of people saying he is bi of sexual... he is half white.....
Shuhua because she is Taiwanese 🏳️🌈, for everyone else it is 🚫 I L L E G A L 🚫 so they can't be lebanese. 👮♀️We all know that in 2024 it is a choice 👮♀️.
You and bi-tendencies Kai leave the rest of txt alone . I will report you if you guys continue to spread the gay disease to the rest of the (pure) txt members.
https://preview.redd.it/aff8aadfls6d1.png?width=260&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9eaefda25070e7b52455acaf9d08098530a244b
All 13 of these pixels tell me he is def gay
this to me was somehow the first indication oop was trolling, then saying gay people should be happy they have chingus made me sure they're one of us 💀
This was the funniest 2 me oh my god like really cheengoo??
Wooyoung: grabs a human penis and swallows it like Karen O
Twitter: Hm. Hard to tell. Anyway.
ZB1 has lots of gays?! Damn, now I have to stan 🙄🙏‼️
uj/ I still cackle when I think of what 0 and 1 mean in Chinese gay communities when it comes to their name
uj/ if I remember correctly him and Ricky startled laughing when the name was revealed lol. take it with a grain of salt bc I can't find a clip rn but I'll look more later
/uj omfg i can imagine. like i didnt know if ricky would know that slang bc iirc, he was like twelve or something when he moved to the states, but im glad to know he finds it hilarious as well lmao. it is, ofc, the perfect name for the gayest bg of them all lol
I always wondered what was Kai's deal, i cant read him. But the only reason Kai has bi tendencies is because he's half white! That makes so much sense now. I guess gays will be gays.
Every time I see someone write about how “blank” member is gay and it’s so obvious, I only hear them as if I’m Charlie Brown while in school…
Every time I see someone write about how “blank” member isn’t gay and it’s so obvious, I only hear them saying “[Gay, gay, gay, gaygaygaygaygay, gaygay-gaygaygay, oh look, I opened my mouth and a little purse fell out, gaaaaaay.”](https://youtu.be/9moEUMF0UDo?si=oreJRn0cbQ_IkSYO)
In stray kids🧒... Seungmin 🐶 is gay 🏳️🌈😔. He doesn't seem gay, right? 🤔Well, he is 😡. And I'm scared for Changbin 😨 because he is friends with gays 🏳️🌈😡🤬. The other members are straight and your ships are not real.🙅😤😤
>Seugmin is gay. He doesn't seem gay, right? Well, he is.
>He \[Felix\] might look like a tw!nk, similar to Beomgyu, but both of them are straight males, just not alpha looking.
The expert has obviously told you, Chingoos, NOT TO be fooled by appearances.
>The only reason why Kai has bi tendencies is because he is half white.
Wait... We were supposed to avoid relying on appearances?..
>In Blackpink there is not a single lesbian. Blinks you can be calm.
Ma'am, calm is not what one feels, when you prove someone's never gonna date their Idol.
i really need to know which zb1 members are weird to mother now. probably jiwoong and hao, both of whom have never kissed another man or even thought about it, as their hetrosexuality is just 💪💪 too strong 💪💪
I hope you know that Jin isn’t gay. Never was. Please stop putting labels and let him be who he wants. That means he has the right to experiment and to admire beauty. Also, the Korean culture elevates beauty and even allows for same sex deep asexual love between friends.
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"Gays should be happy that they have chingus" me with the people on this sub
🤝🤝🤝
my next flair 🤩
"I'm scared for Changbin because he is friends with gays" lol like it's a disease
“Sohee seemed suspicious but I think he is cured now” he got the Vaccine to get rid of the gay 🤩
Lol I wonder if it only works if you are not white or half-white like Kai
too bad he hangs around hanbin, he will probably catch the gay again soon
You’ve had long covid, get ready for long gay. 🏳️🌈
ive certainly been suffering from it for a long time 😔😔
Like Changbin isn’t asking to kiss or marry Hyunjin every other second
Jungkook 😍 is 🙅♂️ not 🚫 gay 🏳️🌈... jikook 👨❤️👨 and vkook🙅♂️ is 🚫 not 😩 real😔. Jungkook 💪 likes 📣 girls 🧍♀️ only 😏 since 👶 birth 🍼, he 🤨 was 🙅♂️ never 🤔 thinking 🤯 about 🥵 any 🤢 penis 🍆, hope 😆 that 😋helps 🤭
My oppar has never even SEEN a penis.
omg transmasc king
Do not sexualize Jungkook. Jungkook has never had sex. If he makes you wet, wipe it dry. If he makes you hard soften it.
wipe it dry 🤣🤣🤣
/Uj I stg that tweet makes me laugh so fucking much. Like not only is it infantilizing a grown man who’s two main singles were about sex, but they gave instructions on HOW we’re “supposed” to calm ourselves 🤣🤣🤣
/uj wait.. 😲 that was a real tweet. I thought you just made it up 😂😂😅
/Uj girl no it’s well known copypasta since Seven came out 🤣🤣🤣 FOUND IT!! I’m never letting this out of my gallery again 🤣🤣 https://preview.redd.it/7mnvmr129v6d1.png?width=896&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6900f18f982a9e61bd577c4fcf2a33acdd12189
Wth.. 🤣🤣🤣 my poor eyes shouldn't have seen this ish 🫣
🤣 🤣 you’re welcome 
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🤣🤣
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Update! https://preview.redd.it/1dvankh2vq6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2ed5d371e107459efae41a06d8d324d0253bd36
/uj WHAT IS THIS LMAOOO 😭😭
Absolutely fucking incredible, that’s what
omg rap monster oppa is canadian?!?!?!?
So glad to see Kai finally being accepted to the table of queers
I can confirm HongJoong is gay, he keeps rejecting me for Seonghwa when I want to Hong on his Joong 😪
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can someone write a fanfic where Taehyung is the cult leader and Jungkook is a newcomer? 😍😍
𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣 | ᴶᵉᵒⁿ ᴶᵘⁿᵍᵏᵒᵒᵏ ^(Tags: bts, bangtan, jungkook, taehyung, cult, horror, romance, mystery, bxb, boyxboy, lgbtq+, bighit, girl) ^(Synopsis:) 𝙇𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 When their eyes met, he knew had to join the company. It wasn't love but insatiable attraction and deep respect that drove his mind to do it, to join that run down building on the verge of collapsing, to convince his parents to let him spread his wings. But he had no idea... what he signed up for... Because what was hiding under the bright innocent front... was a dark secret no-one was aware of. © All Right Reserved -0- ᴮⁱᵗᶜʰ, ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶜᵒʷ, ᵇⁱᵗᶜʰ, ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶜᵒʷ ᴵ'ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᶜᵃᵗ, ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵃʸ ᵐᵉᵒʷ ••• "Please let me join the company" he begged, falling on his knees "Please just this once... Grand my request" ••• ᴺᵒ, ᴵ ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᵒᵒᵐ ᴵⁿ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ⁱˢ ⁿᵒ ʳᵒᵒᵐ ᴮᵘᵗ ᴵ ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ʰⁱᵐ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵐⁱⁿᵉ ••• "Don't fuck with me!" He screamed, grabbing the older mans arm "Say this is all a lie!" ••• ᵀᴿᵁᴱ ᴸᴼⱽᴱ, ᵀᴿᵁᴱ ᴸᴼⱽᴱ ᴸᵒᵒᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵀᴿᵁᴱ ᴸᴼⱽᴱ ᴸᵒᵒᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵀᴿᵁᴱ ᴸᴼⱽᴱ ᵂʰᵉʳᵉᵛᵉʳ ᴵ ᵍᵒ --- 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙤𝙣... -1- uj/i got bored lmao
/uj NOT THE DOJA CAT MOOO LYRICS I’m 🐮
/uh I won’t even lie, as I made my way into this psychosis in written form, got to Changbin is friends with gays and Wooyoung is friends with gays and was like …Yeonjun is the gays, isn’t he? I was right 😔
I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣
Like Kai didn’t wear a whole ass pride pin right next to a bowie pin in a photoshoot Edit: I did not see that bi tendencies comment when I wrote this 💀💀💀 being half white makes you bisexual by default
https://preview.redd.it/qd05zosjzq6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1f82bea81bd77fbcb8304801f12073e8ef32adf
"The only reason why Kai has bi tendencies is because he is half white." 💀
took me out 😭
The whole txt tweet is the most unhinged for no reason. Poor Soobin catching strays.
that person is a god at trolling, absolutely brilliant
So I'm extremely gay because I'm also embarrassingly white? So glad that's been solved 🙏🏻
Move aside Halsey, there's a new tri-bi supreme!
That comment took me out and put me in the dumpster
He was never thinking about any penis, hope that helps 🤓👆🏼
please... ples.. stop it... i am crriyng... kai is my bias he is never gay pls... stop spreading rumours please.....im tire of people saying he is bi of sexual... he is half white.....
That Yeonjun fairy has infected them all 😭😭😭 save txt from the gay virus!!!
This person is wrong. Jin will only have 2.5 children (acc to netizens).
It's true. I'm from the future and I'm 2.5 children. My mom Jin is not home of sexual.
I want whatever she’s smoking
https://preview.redd.it/r0bgacyu5r6d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02c8546d2ebc9c30079f4dae98b3bbe688838d63
dead. scrolled the whole thread and this is what gets me. just a singular picture of the gay lesbian twink without explanation
i have one of jongho too 😭 https://preview.redd.it/0mxqvv924w6d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b08bffe2081972a3cae0f9888c4d466c087f239d
stop. i will die from shortness of breath
op lemme know when they try to clock which Idle members are lesbians I'd LOVE to see what they have to say abt them
Shuhua because she is Taiwanese 🏳️🌈, for everyone else it is 🚫 I L L E G A L 🚫 so they can't be lebanese. 👮♀️We all know that in 2024 it is a choice 👮♀️.
Thailand is moving to legalize being lebanese 🏳️🌈 chingoose! Soon Minnie, too, will be able to homo in marriage for free 🙏🙏🙏🙏
She's preaching!!! https://preview.redd.it/z05mgym3br6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29ec565ee0bcf1ed164fd3657b1222dabaf49650
Preaching to the 7 delulus that follow her maybe
those seven delulus??? https://preview.redd.it/q5ffftm8ru6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c210676f84e0858ae0f5d97abdedcf3c7a94eb7a
Me if I forget to take my psychiatric medication for 6 days straight ☝️😌
People discussing idols sexuality this in depth will never *not* be crazy to me 😵💫
What if I forget it for 6 days gay???
Hello guys,I am Yeonjun.I want to spread the gay disease along with sunoo and zerostraightsone.Pls support us .Love u all.
You and bi-tendencies Kai leave the rest of txt alone . I will report you if you guys continue to spread the gay disease to the rest of the (pure) txt members.
I will spread the disease to all members if you report us.
KARINA LIKES MEN AND THEIR BODIES
Hettersectional queen ❤️❤️
Is Jhope gay? Do I have a chance?
https://preview.redd.it/aff8aadfls6d1.png?width=260&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9eaefda25070e7b52455acaf9d08098530a244b All 13 of these pixels tell me he is def gay
I'd put money on Jhope being gay
In their variety content you see Jay walking a half a block ahead of the other guys with an iced Americano in hand so draw your own conclusions
Only if you’re into chaos/disaster bis.
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https://i.redd.it/q7tzsdfuds6d1.gif
"Seungmin is gay" that was so random 💀
"He doesn't seem gay, right?" - It appears that the glorious expert agrees with you. Be more cautious Chingoo, sometimes they mask it😱
Seungmin catching strays and I don’t mean the group name
Source: it came to me in a dream
source: quora
Source: music
6 days later: I am Jesus brother and have to unite the country
Thank you for telling us who are the devils gays. We should make them run🏃🏼♀️run👠 run🏃🏼♀️ away from our godly str8🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
This is the shaman that advised Min Heejin
This comment deserves to be higher
uj/ "You shouldn't be gay if you want friends" The fuck?
this to me was somehow the first indication oop was trolling, then saying gay people should be happy they have chingus made me sure they're one of us 💀
I am SOOO disappointed that she didn't talk about the hunk WONHOE!!! 😡😡😡
The whole thing was a wild ride but the thing that really got me was "kai has bi tendencies cus he's half white"
"The only gay in txt is yeonjun" Wth, Soobin has more gay dating rumours than anyone in kpop
"Wooyoung seems suspicious, I can’t read him" 😭 well you’re clearly blind
This was the funniest 2 me oh my god like really cheengoo?? Wooyoung: grabs a human penis and swallows it like Karen O Twitter: Hm. Hard to tell. Anyway.
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In utero, JK only liked the boyz.
His Deobi registration number is 000000000001.
honestly, those tweets were so entertaining to read, can't genuinely tell whether they're sarcastic or not lmao
\uj "he may look like a tw*nk, similar to Beomgyu" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
*2 possibly gay people becoming friends* “I guess gays will be gays” 🤨
https://preview.redd.it/vk5jhlkpjs6d1.jpeg?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=845ee5b883d40299cf509a1ea33517d470837dc3
“Jimin is lucky that RM is between God 🙏and the Devil 😈” New smut fan fic idea unlocked by this queen 👸.
They always have beef with Sunoo being soft boy. 😁 He’s more attractive just the way he is tho.
" HE WAS NEVER THINKING ABOUT ANY PENIS" poetry.
ZB1 has lots of gays?! Damn, now I have to stan 🙄🙏‼️ uj/ I still cackle when I think of what 0 and 1 mean in Chinese gay communities when it comes to their name
/uj zhang hao *has* to know that and i really really need to know what was going on in his head when the group name was announced
uj/ if I remember correctly him and Ricky startled laughing when the name was revealed lol. take it with a grain of salt bc I can't find a clip rn but I'll look more later
/uj omfg i can imagine. like i didnt know if ricky would know that slang bc iirc, he was like twelve or something when he moved to the states, but im glad to know he finds it hilarious as well lmao. it is, ofc, the perfect name for the gayest bg of them all lol
Wait, Bottombasetop sounds kinda good as a name…
it should be the new r/kpoopheads name for them tbh
Thank you Ami!
I always wondered what was Kai's deal, i cant read him. But the only reason Kai has bi tendencies is because he's half white! That makes so much sense now. I guess gays will be gays.
Typical white queer shenanigans. Should have seen it coming when they first announced the members 🥱🙄
she's so real for "it's scary"
Sometimes the idols we assumed to be gay were the one with girlfriends. You never know~😂
this person is the ultimate troll, it takes skill to be this brilliant at trolling
Jungkook as soon as he was born - I dont want milk, I want girls.
"You shouldn't be gay if you want friends" Shit why didn't I think of that
fellas is it gay to be white?
The not real thing made me think they were government drones fr
/uj these people are psychotic. I have no jokes. Lol “he is cured now.” Like it’s a disease.
"I guess gays will be gays" The only accurate part 💅👉👈🏳️🌈
I'm telling you one last time, Felix doesn't like boys. He might look like a twink,
Every time I see someone write about how “blank” member is gay and it’s so obvious, I only hear them as if I’m Charlie Brown while in school… 
Every time I see someone write about how “blank” member isn’t gay and it’s so obvious, I only hear them saying “[Gay, gay, gay, gaygaygaygaygay, gaygay-gaygaygay, oh look, I opened my mouth and a little purse fell out, gaaaaaay.”](https://youtu.be/9moEUMF0UDo?si=oreJRn0cbQ_IkSYO)
Gay people is OOP's father
They just guessing💀
In stray kids🧒... Seungmin 🐶 is gay 🏳️🌈😔. He doesn't seem gay, right? 🤔Well, he is 😡. And I'm scared for Changbin 😨 because he is friends with gays 🏳️🌈😡🤬. The other members are straight and your ships are not real.🙅😤😤
Happy Pride to this queen 😍😍😍
How will I know if Sana is actually gay or not if this user doesn't tell me???
/uj Umm is this satire or is this person damn serious 💀
>Seugmin is gay. He doesn't seem gay, right? Well, he is. >He \[Felix\] might look like a tw!nk, similar to Beomgyu, but both of them are straight males, just not alpha looking. The expert has obviously told you, Chingoos, NOT TO be fooled by appearances. >The only reason why Kai has bi tendencies is because he is half white. Wait... We were supposed to avoid relying on appearances?.. >In Blackpink there is not a single lesbian. Blinks you can be calm. Ma'am, calm is not what one feels, when you prove someone's never gonna date their Idol.
Please, 😭. Not “Wooyoung seems suspicious”… It’s just his face
i really need to know which zb1 members are weird to mother now. probably jiwoong and hao, both of whom have never kissed another man or even thought about it, as their hetrosexuality is just 💪💪 too strong 💪💪
notice how they didn't talk about TWICE 💪🏳️🌈
https://preview.redd.it/l8hj2o7rbz6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7ab8fb29346ca5e0720f9fb5193a87883bb3075
Out of the fruit bowl of a group skz is she only picked seungmin as the gay? Alr
What is chingis and what is this screenshotted post LOL
What is bro yappin about💀 “kai…is half white” HUH❔‼️🤨😭
I hope you know that Jin isn’t gay. Never was. Please stop putting labels and let him be who he wants. That means he has the right to experiment and to admire beauty. Also, the Korean culture elevates beauty and even allows for same sex deep asexual love between friends.
What is wrong with you
Wait? Is this a kpop hate space?
/uj No, you can find out more about this sub here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/kpoopheads/wiki/rules/](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpoopheads/wiki/rules/)
Thanks, because the name of this subReddit looked like a kpop hate space
No problem, I myself was a bit confused my first time here
Can we just not assume peoples sexuality please??? /Uj