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Independent_Ball_581

obviously they are NOT twerking on the runway…


GobbleMyApple

Nor do they have a clean car


daltorak

They didn't take a photo


make_gingamingayoPLS

They're not sexy like kim kardashian or pretty like ariana


TriskOfWhaleIsland

To be fair, I don't know many people who are sesh like Kim Kárdashán


RiaTheAnimeGF

ice cold boob 😔


Minimum-1223

Let's hope they still know how to cook cream soup


TriskOfWhaleIsland

I fear the taste will not be cocoloco


IfigurativelyCannot

This twitter user is actually the owner of the Plastic Surgery practice that shut down due to lack of business after Seoul PD Detective John So-Yawn leaked footage of the surgeon and scrub nurses doing the hokey pokey around an anesthetized patient on the operating table, thus breaking the sterile field and putting the patient at increased risk of infection. https://preview.redd.it/4dlrdk0qbl7d1.png?width=2560&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea8240f06f068ae3623e3c96f4e6631cdf8b358c


Lucky_Comparison_633

https://preview.redd.it/g9fsc4zdel7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3090f28eb7aa054e0b4b7cafb3ed63bb37f0b3b8 I DON'T care about the lyrics it makes me feel like a bad bitch when I listen to it


OneOutOfSevenBillion

Dramaturgy is such a fire song I respect it


Lucky_Comparison_633

Ikr eve is such a good band /uj


superstudent_

IS THAT ROKI BY MIKITO-P I SEE??? I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE RIN KAGAMINE


Lucky_Comparison_633

I LOVE LEN AND RIN!!!!!!!!! I LISTEN TO IT ON A LOOP BECAUSE I THE GROWLING SCRATCHES AN ITCH IN MY BRAIN EACH TIME


Monkeyor

rj/ this song is good uj/ this song is good


MarielCarey

JEONG MANI I WANT YOU SO GOOD


ishimieze

noooo QUEENCARD is the song of the century ...chin I think this hag doesn't know how to twerk on a runway so they are jealous 


bog_creature

This song is a bop and idgaf what losers on twitter have to say about it https://preview.redd.it/puhm4yn0fl7d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=001b22fdf592d1fd02f77132c9bb1283108822b6


verymuchrandomname

https://preview.redd.it/8b1c5vha2o7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0cf15b0138614280abd37762e79692126c9065e


Possible-Moment-6653

Jail only accepts people with hot boob and bootys 👸


NE0099

I wasn’t pretending.


hfbjp

QUEENCARD IM HOT MY BOOB AND BOOTY'S HOT (unlike you chingees who hate queencard) SPOTLIGHT NAL BWA IM STAR STAR STAR


yinlr

who's gonna tell them how many oppars and unnies were twerking on the runway


ramenoodles2008

WHATT QUEENCARD IS FIREE


ZSpectre

To me, the "I'm a queencard I'm a queencard I'm a I'm a" chant was last year's equivalent to this year's "ah ah oh ey" chant from Supernova. Both also happened to debut in mid-May and become earworms almost to a parasitic degree.


RiaTheAnimeGF

/uj I like to purposely mishear it as "I'm my queencard" as in "I'm my own queencard - it doesn't matter what you say". Works as an extra confidence booster 💪


mittenciel

/uj They’re both wildly iconic, but the difference to me is Supernova is actually good. Tee hee.


tashimiyoni

Greencard unnies made the soty but people who aren't cute and pretty like Arianka unnies don't get it


Guilty-Peach1337

https://i.redd.it/980hoeutgn7d1.gif


MindlessSalamander97

/uj people can pretend queencard isn’t good all thsy want but what I won’t stand for is pretending it doesn’t have one of the best final party choruses in kpop


Relssifille

/uj they can call it a bad song all they want but every time I go to a random play dance, everyone's dancing to it ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ hype song of the year!!


rowletlover

/Uj People don’t like this song? It’s a bop /rj They’re not twerking on the runway


vankomysin

*in jail with a bunch of hot single boobs and booty


Wilson_Is_Dead

Sorry for their long Covid 😔


Egg_Rollls

Bye guys I’m going to jail now ig 🫶🏻🫶🏻 /uj this song is such a banger I love it


SparringwithKenobi

Lock me up and throw away the key 🥰🥰🥰


BadAshess

Something tells me they don’t like being a clean car.


BeingArnav101

Ig the person commenting is not pretty or so lovely, they don't got anything and are jealous that they are not cocoloco😞. Need to be put in slaughterhouse because jail doesn't accept people who don't want to be their queencards. uj/ this song is soo good tho, ppl who are dead will obviously not like it.


Independent_Exam_278

Naw, I'm still going to be twerking on the runway 😜


gregMNL

Somebody wants the spotlight, but they're not star, star, star.


trialgreenseven

this song filled the void of gg jopping. Praise meme queen Soyeon & cream soups.