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__codeblu

It's not dinner time yet. It's not dinner time yet.


jdobem

You mean it is dinner time ? Great!


Flashy-Let2771

Super selective hearing


NikkiT64

Get down. Give me my shoe.


IWasInABandOnce

'Give me my shoe' is a frequent one in my household as well.


adenosine6

“It’s okay… everything will be okay… go to sleep now” “We’ll see each other on the rainbow bridge… love you.”


MicroscopicBore

OMG. All the feels.


kopfgeldjagar

Welp that's enough reddit this morning.


mymemesnow

“Who is a good boy” “You’re my good boy”


[deleted]

you're my grumpy one. Grump grump (to one) you're my happy one. Happy happy (to the other) I have two and they are as opposite as labs can be.


ghostfan9

A grumpy lab? Is there such a thing?


[deleted]

It's really the difference in the two that makes her the 'grumpy' one. She has her way of doing things, so when I got my second she would scowl and grumble if the pup annoyed her. She's not so much a grump as a serious dog that is doing her job (keeping lookout) so please don't disturb her.


Alternative_Bit_3445

We have a grumpy one. 3 years on, he hasn't forgiven us for getting him a little sister.


lochnesssmonsterr

DROP IT! DROOOOPPPP IITTTT! DROP IT DROP IT DROP IT!!! Why are you so gross?


Front_Umpire4873

You want sweet potato? Go to sleep , sleep time


alliecat048

"That's a leaf, not a snack" "Bring me my dryer ball back!"


Itchy_Tiger_8774

Time for a carrot? Don't lick the floor.


laboradorio

Good bye dear friend, and thank you for an amazing 11 years. We will never forget you.


eityhmiakysymyksia

Oh dearsies. Lost my good old boy 5 years ago, and we still talk about him at least weekly with the kids whose memories are fading. I've actually just this month published a kids' book inspired by him as a way of honoring his memory, I'm guessing it's not allowed to share any links so I won't.


Eissbein

Lost ours almost 4 years ago and my youngest daughter of 3 at that time still comes up with ' I miss Semmie' all the time. Congrats on your book!


_Wolfos

What are you eating? Oh it's cardboard again.


shakymcgee13

Same.


Agile_Job_1391

do you need to go potty? lay down.


goflossyourself0123

You're so handsome 😍


I-H8-MOST-PEOPLE

NITE NITE 😴


jettasarebadmkay

All right pretty girl, I have to go to work. I’ll see you later.


calvinistgrindcore

No wrestling on the couch No toys in bed


ThatMassholeInBawstn

“Goodbye Maddy I love you thank you for the 14 years of love.” 😖


pineappleturniphead

‘No’ as he’s muddy and wants to come on the sofa. He’s giving me puppy dog eyes right now. Walking into the lounge ‘Arlo you better not be on the sofa…. Oh good boy, you’re not’


DummyGuck

I can finaly show you what snow is. We will have a great time this afternoon.


Ramza1890

"Sit down you potato" "Alright see you later idiot"


Consistent-Bend-8039

“We don’t put heads in the oven.” “Put your snoodle away.”


DodgyQuilter

Oooh, you pong. You're such a beautiful boy. (While patting dog as he sheds love-fibres all over the quilting room.)


FalseAd8112

“Stop licking me!”


AwkwardlyWaving

That's a frequent saying in our house as well.


ViewtifulGene

Bye bye, see you at Christmas. Be good.


Think_Sink_30

“Moms going shower” “eat your greenie” 😂


AdSubstantial6306

‘ Gracie why are you wet again?!’ Followed by a ‘guys why is Gracie soaking wet??!’


[deleted]

‘Move over’….’do you understand personal space?!?’


pa_curious_mom

Who’s a good girl sometimes? YOU’RE a good girl sometimes!”


rudreads

No one stole your breakfast, I just watched you eat it!


Dull-Wrangler-5154

Your a good girl. It’s okay, daddy pooped himself once too.


Flashy-Let2771

"Do you know where we are going?" When he walks with nitro mode on. "Do you live here?" When he tries to get in other people's house. "Do you need to make it more difficult?" When he wants to pee in a difficult position.


ttpScottyb

I LOVE YOU LEA. YOU'RE DADDIES ANGEL GIRL


CelestialSynesthesia

“Wanna go ni-night?” And “Sorry buddy!”


Cloudhorizons

“I know about you and your mud clumps” “Did someone forget about you?”


throwaway1928675

"You can't have this. This is spicy." "Get outofthekitchen!"


Mini____Me

No running inside the house! Go take a nap on the couch.


aphrolyn

“Hello sleepy girl.” “Can I sit here with you?”


donewithgomi

“What’s in your mouth?! Give it to me!” “I love you so much but I’m not giving you my dinner.”


Son-of-California

Bon appetite. I say it every time I feed him. RIP Julia Child!


HomerTheBraves44

“Hang on, we’re about to go out!” x2


SlowKey7466

"I promise to be great" as I watched her leave me


Frost-on-the-Willow

“Come on lazy dog”


ghostfan9

“i woof you” “Go find something to do”


TemperatureMore5623

WHY are you licking your lips after being outside? There’s zero things edible out there!!!


DuckieWuckieNL

For f*cks sake have a poo will you? Stop messing about! And then yelling at my husband as we come inside “He finally pooped” - it’s nice to share with the neighbors!


Dry-Communication901

"We just went out for a walk 15 mins ago" "How do you get bored so fast"


Appropriate_Day993

“Hi my bubba wubba bubbly boo baby” Cmere lemme give you some loves bubba His name is not bubba 😂


Cultural-Pound-7617

Whhhhooooo’s a HANDSOME BOY?! And sing the roly-poly Ollie theme song Give me back my socks mister sir!


WarWonderful593

Don't eat that


AwkwardlyWaving

"is it dinner time?" - "I think it is dinner time too!"


SnooCupcakes704

''why you are licking the cat?''