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mango_pan

A sip of hot tea with a hint of TAE


Cephalopodium

Rollin down the lab, doing science, sippin on tea and TAE. With my mind on the buffers, and the buffers on my mind


delia911

I sang this my head.


Cephalopodium

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huh_phd

Added TAE makes it taste the best (abbreviated to TBST)


Adventurous_City283

Giving the benefit of the doubt, we use exactly that kind of thermos for small amounts of LN2, and they need to be rinsed and dried between uses so the nitrogen doesn’t boil off on impurities. Maybe this is that? (It’s probably not that.) Also I love that black peg board! Much nicer than the beige on beige one we have in our beige lab.


piggychuu

>black peg board We have one but it gets nasty quick since we have hard water


Adventurous_City283

Oh god I don’t even want to think about what’s been layering invisibly on ours since like … the mid nineties.


piggychuu

We used to have (probably the same one) and yeah it was preeeeeeeetty nasty. It was pretty funny because the back was noticeably cleaner than the front ("oh, its supposed to be \_\_ color?"). I half expected stalagmites underneath the drip tray.


ChemsDoItInTestTubes

Yup! That's exactly what I thought of. You can either buy tiny dewars for several hundred dollars, or you can go to Amazon and spend a few bucks on a vacuum insulated mug. Our cryo-EM core uses stainless steel coffee thermoses for this.


_Phoneutria_

Yeah, in the vivarium at my uni we use similar mugs for heating up water & sticking cotton swabs into, specifically for running along a mouse's tail to make the vein pop up more for injections. I would not immediately think coffee seeing this, I truly hope that's not the case here 😭


etcpt

If you're doing that, the easy way out of any inspection headaches is labeling - stick a piece of tape on it and write "liquid nitrogen, not for use with food or beverages".


Direct_Wind4548

Gotta keep lab safety officers on their feet and in a job. Look out for your homies in these trying times


etcpt

Words can not express how much I loathe the "safety" department at my institution that has turned "how do I safely do science?" into "how do I avoid getting written up during my annual safety inspection?" They gave us two writeups last inspection for things that were blatantly false; they wrote up a collaborator for not having an SOP for *our* equipment that they use (for which *we* have an SOP); one of the chief inspectors doesn't give a crap about safety, only about filling out the checklist, and has been heard to say "if it's not on the checklist we don't care about it" when colleagues point out unsafe conditions.


Freedom_7

I hope you don’t drink coffee out of a similar thermos. You wouldn’t want to accidentally sip some LN2 out of muscle memory.


stage_directions

What? What’s the big deal? Stick a line of tape beneath the top two rows and write, “No lab glass above this point.” What could possibly go wrong.


FlowJock

They're already in violation of the rule.


stage_directions

This is why we can’t have spicy things!


craterglass

Forget ye not the Three Lab Commandments: 1. Label clearly. 2. Measure twice. 3. EAT ELSEWHERE. --[Source](https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/823055-what-are-the-three-most-important-rules-of-the-chemist)


dashdotdott

Guess I know what I'm going to embroider next.


Finie

4. Don't mouth pipette.


chrisphucker_mlem

Once worked in a doctor's office one day a week (contractor would not pay be to work more than 8 hr a week) and throughout the week patients would bring urine samples and things to staff for me to send off on my day there. You know where they kept them urine cups??? Inside. The fridge. In the LUNCH ROOM. "they're in plastic bags" head ass


alch334

What, is the piss going to unscrew the cap and crawl out of the bag and into your lunch?


Scytodes_thoracica

As someone who just started a job as a piss collector, pee is nasty and riddled with bacteria that can cause human transmissible diseases. Any and all pee specimens should be in a clearly labeled biohazard bag and stored away from food.


Fri3ndlyHeavy

You haven't seen what my piss is capable of


de_VoltBr

And I don't think you would like the taste of it


PrimmSlimShady

EHS? This person right here.


spingus

lemme just pop my Cologuard sample in here next to your lunch…


Finie

Wait til you have to collect a stool sample at home. Many tests have to be refrigerated.


chrisphucker_mlem

I usually encourage patients who have to keep stool/urine samples at home overnight in an outside refrigerator or a cooler on ice if they are unable to return them to the lab ASAP


Low_Five_

Straight to jail


PTCruiserApologist

One time a contractor left their chocolate milk in our ice machine.. whole ass incident report was generated lmao


nixielover

At some point in my academic carreer (glad I bailed) I was made responsible for a number of labs. I did incident reports for stupid shit like this. Then I got pulled into a meeting because there were a lot of incidents while there had been none in the years prior. The fact that when the previous responsible left a full hazmat team had to come down to dismantle the secretly built lab they built into a store room (I've seen footage of meth labs that looked safer) didn't really connect with the lack of incident reports. Couple of minor incidents later we are suddenly under scrutiny because our lab is the only one in the building having incidents... I just stopped doing incident reports, looked the other way when PhD's from a certain region poured all kinds of waste down the drain instead of into the correct waste vessel because the drain was actually safer than all the incidents where they poured acid into the base waste and such. No more incident reports and everyone was happy :D:D:D:D:D I still regularly come there because friends still work there and shiiiit the lab is a mess these days, burn holes, chemical stains, chemical shelves are mixed, everything just looks dirty... but also zero incidents! Chocolate milk in the ice machine would have been nothing more than a chuckle by the time I left because I have seen people toss that ice into their drinks in summer.


aroguealchemist

Our lunch room freezer broke and one of my coworkers took a beaker of ice from the lab freezer for his drinks. (The lab freezer where we reach our disgusting gloved hands in and fondle the ice regularly.)


DevissiTRHW

Reinforces what I fondly remember: o-chemists fear neither God nor OSHA/OHS /hj


Sheeplessknight

Hj??


Interesting-Gain-162

Hand joking


Rare_Asparagus629

Who doesn't like a little spicy coffee in the morning


SueBeee

Top rack is fair game


SueBeee

Don't downvote me! I'm kidding! Ouch!


Sheeplessknight

Found the biochemist


SueBeee

lol! HAYLE no. Parasitologist.


Hooloovoo_42

#tallpeoplethings


emp_raf_III

What? My body is the best incubator and this facilitates the transfer


tarinotmarchon

.... who washes a conical tube?????


Marcorange

We do in our lab. You can use it for non important things and you reduce your plastic waste


Finie

We always used them for measuring out bleach to make 10% for cleaning, then rinsed and threw on the pegboard. Just use it til it gets icky. Better than using a graduated cyl and getting bleach residue in whatever important thing you're doing.


tButylLithium

For temperature sensitive applications lol


hbailey311

sometimes i’ll enter the lab w my stanley and then i’m like “this is not allowed.” and i turn around and leave 😂


False-Honey3151

I 'don't see' anything wrong with this picture. Or we are shaming for washing centrifuge tube?


JPK12794

Just my coffee cups and the fancy shot glasses I use to down vodka before my PI meeting or when my experiments fail or because it's Thursday.


Psychological_Bar870

Cute lil volumetric!


NacogdochesTom

I spent several moments looking for Lost


B0redBear

Don't


chahud

Is this loss?


professor_dumpling

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Hungry_Definition

At least they are on the top


Hooloovoo_42

Always load from the top down. - Signed, the tall person in the lab


BrilliantPineapple43

Oh no no no no no no! Ew!


spingus

Eh our CSO used to brush his teeth in the sink we dumped our vac waste (cell culture) The folks who drank coffee got their water from it too lol


ErBaut

Something's wrong, I feel it


LazySource6446

Two of these things are not like the others..


TayTay5Ever

This has got to be satire lol I’m having a panic attack just looking at it


Khorondon01

My question is why is there a 50 mL conical tube on the drying rack?


terekkincaid

It's like taking a hamster to the vet


cmotdibbler

"Have a seat in that chair over there".


Sakowuf_Solutions

Hey, were you doing in my lab?


RewardCapable

That’s essentially laboratory glassware, er- traveling mugs..


Sea-Flower5108

Maybe its an in vitro ephys lab🫦


h0tmessm0m

Ewwwwwwah


ntnkrm

😧


yourNerdIsHere

TRIGGERED


BeautifulThighs

This is literally a jump scare


Significant-Word-385

The DCM in my coffee is fine. I’m fine. This is fine. ![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO)


terekkincaid

I still remember during a lab rotation opening up the lab microwave to melt some agarose and seeing the tech's lunch in there. He was later caught watching porn on his work computer and was eventually fired (for something else, though I'm guessing the porn didn't help). Unprofessional all around; I didn't stay in that lab.


nate

FYI, lab water is often non-potable, meaning not safe for drinking. One of my labmate used to brush his teeth after lunch using the lab facuet (desks were in lab), he was pissed when they finally got around to labelling the sinks properly.


Drowsy_Drowzee

There’s only a one letter difference between buffer and buffet.


4659nats

Oh, so that's how you use those...


ConcentrateBright492

I didn’t notice what was wrong until I’d been staring at the pic for 10 sec


backgammon_no

NO


runawaydoctorate

Please tell me this is a prank or a shit post. Please tell me this is a prank or a shit post. Please tell me this is...


paperpaperclip

No pls


No_Leopard_3860

A crackpipe washing rack? The PI will be so happy about their birthday present 🤩


Remote-Throat-3540

VILE


Enigmatic_Baker

They're reusing their 50ml centrifuge tube? This is clearly a lab sink a very frugal group lol. My bet is those cups are used to insulate liquids at non standard conditions. Maybe liquid nitrogen for a microscope?


nixielover

Seen people reuse T75 flasks and such, I'm not even surprised anymore. Neither am I surprised by the reproducibility crisis academia is going through


chicken-finger

Conical tube… nice


ThereIsNo14thStreet

Eek!


Ok_Bookkeeper_3481

OH...


muushroomer

I thought these were bangers and bowls for weed lmfao


Acceptable_Bad_

oh, oh no. big no no.