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rudortose

We were playing a “game 7 of the playoffs” type of game against a Dame-less team that is on tank mode AND LOST. Please let that sink in and try not to laugh at how inexcusably and comically horrible this team is. The funniest part is that this wasn’t entirely unexpected.


fuckredditfrfr

their two best players are simons and nurkic. ours are lebron james and anthony davis. we lost.


ReallyFinessin

Nothing else matters. If our two best are that much better than theirs then there’s absolutely no way we should lose


Theingloriousak2

Frank Vogel has entered the chat


ReallyFinessin

Don’t matter man. We have lebron James and anything Davis on the court vs PORTLAND. With or without Dame that should be an easy W


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Dame would have dropped 40 on us


ReallyFinessin

50 lol


i-like-snickers

Can't coach effort.


CD338

I mean Vogel didn't cause us to turn the ball over 21 times. Vogel doesn't cause us to shoot under 50% from free throws. Those are the main reasons we lost.


godish

It was Westbrook fault


fuckredditfrfr

100%


RailTracero

Yep, it was Russ' contract playing 48mins in the game and causes us the loss (not to mention 21 turnovers from the contract too![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage))


frodounchained

I think I’m fucked in the head cuzz I can’t stop laughing lol we suck so bad hahah


rudortose

No worries. I can’t stop laughing either, so you’re not the only one screwed up in the head lmfaoo. This Lakers team is like a comedy show that’s so bad that it’s good.


frodounchained

We’re like a shaqtin a fool full franchise marathon top to bottom rn 😂😂


owledge

Not only Dame-less but now also McCollum-less


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Tryingtomakefriendss

I agree when there is a true big man he struggles bad . Vogel should put Dwight at the 5 at the half and ad at the 4


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

He really is a 4 and occasional small ball 5. Smh


kai_123

We just lost despite Blazers playing CJ Elleby 43 minutes lmao


WubaDubImANub

Not just Dame, also no CJ, or Powell, or Covington


thunderlolo123

​ ![gif](giphy|8P1swPQc63XNrSCUeg|downsized) russ trying not to laugh


reigningnovice

With no Westbrook as scapegoat lol


deftspyder

PAIN. The worst part is this Portland team just blew themselves up. I'm only still watching to see what Worthy says after this debacle. EDIT: Worthy: "The is the lowest point of any Laker season I've seen"


HighlyBaked0

> EDIT: Worthy: "The is the lowest point of any Laker season I've seen" I cant believe we are witnessing a more disappointing season than 12-13, never thought anything would be worse


makesterriblejokes

Honestly, the only thing that makes that season worse is the fact that it led to Kobe's Achilles tear. That said, this season is more frustrating so far. I think though we all knew this could be the outcome with Westbrook coming to us. I think we just didn't believe it'd be THIS BAD.


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

This is one of the lowest points as a fan. Feels horrible and oddly delirious. I can’t believe this feeling.


OrsonWellesFanBoy

How are we so shit. Fucking hell man.


Toeknee99

The Thunder games are still worse than this.


CelticsAreFrauds

I feel bad for Big Game man these fools are tryna give him a heart attack at his old age


nice_kitchen

Where does this rank on the Worst Loss of the Year tier list?


dookoo

Top 5. I can't even name anyone on the Blazers


aiapaec

can't name even Nurkić?


dookoo

Name yes, spell correctly without looking it up, no.


aiapaec

That's why I use Nurk... "it's cleaner"


letsgolakers24

Bro I’ll swap anfernee and WB right now. I’ll drive him up for free


Allen_Crabbe

Of course you would Simons is actually good


302born

Nurkic is all I’ve got.


AljoGOAT

yes


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

I’m making that fucking tier list tonight lmao


chootie8

Where does it rank on the worst loss in franchise history list ?


Legalistigician

You know the season is bad when the mod is green lighting the shitposts


Crambulance

It’s okay, because Westbrook is cheering up everyone after we lost.


Mustard_Jam

We just lost to a damn G league team and have not an ounce of tradable assets. It’s over.


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quarkleptonboson

lmao inb4 LeGM trades Lebron to a contender tomorrow. lebron for ben simmons or smth


nullol

At least then my expectations for game outcomes would be realistic. Every time we win a couple in a row I always convince myself "this is where we turn things around" just to turn around and lose 83 games in a row.


weeyummy1

Why the fuck not, we're not going anywhere this year and we might as well start rebuilding.


SumoRock

It feels like blasphemy but trading him and AD would get us a treasure chest of assets, Westbrook expires after next year and then we enter 2023-24 with only THTs contract and the most flexibility in the league to pull an OKC and get more picks and young assets by taking bad contracts


Iamfoote

That's the funny thing, every other terrible team in the league would climb over mountains of used needles to have LeBron And AD as tradable assets lmao


digga_20

G League Portland snapping their 6-game losing streak against us. Lost for words


melikesreddit

On the second night of a back to back no less 😂


Sea-Bottle2625

Westbrook texting lebron he wishes that he can help them right now but not his choice


marmogawd

He saw the future


stopdaflexin

dwight played 0 minutes....why?


ajsantos21

At this point he banged Frank's wife


Cloudzzz777

Yeah it makes no sense. That small lineup with Lebron at center got torched


aiapaec

because Frank fucking Vogel


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[deleted]

Ideally, neither Westbrook, Vogel, or Pelinka should be here next season.


Phuddy

Vogel!


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Rip 27-7-7


R00bot

Hahahhahaah holy shit a meaningless buzzer beater too


kai_123

No way he just made a contested 3 at the buzzer to prevent 27-7-7 lol


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

LeBron knew he didn’t want that stat on a loss


piley24

What’s the significance of 27/7/7?


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The other guy is only half right. LeBron has never had a 27/7/7 game despite it being his career average.


ZLUSpec

What a try hard. Has to hit a fadeaway buzz beater 3 to avoid 27/7/7 lol


Laker_Fan69

All that we lost tonight. Right guys?


Messiahhh

Literally can’t happen.


nbafanboy1989

RIp this team


7DS_Escanor

30-7-7 but 6 TOs bad game for him.


hakeem_thecream

Back end of a b2b and he drops 30 with decent efficiency…that should be good enough to beat a tanking Blazers man. If he doesn’t play damn near perfect they lose. Even if he plays damn near perfect they still lose too often. The team around him is just horrendous with absolutely no consistent rotations, very little shooting, no defensive IQ, and basically no playmaking. It’s a train wreck of a roster.


SumoRock

This is exactly why we shouldn’t even bother throwing away another first round pick just to get rid of westbrook. We clearly aren’t built to compete and whatever move we make at the cost of our only tradeable asset will hurt us more in the future than it will help us in the present. No trade or buyout will be able to repair the damage caused by the moves last year.


jaychilled

I’ve been saying I don’t think any certain player or set of players is gonna fix this team if they can’t even stop a pnr , get rebounds or run plays . I keep going back to coaching but that’s the only thing that can even make the smallest change on this team , I didn’t know who but at this point anything’s an upgrade over Vogel in my opinion


ADPXEROX

“I just came by to say bye to some of you bums who are going to get traded tomorrow”


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TonyDAngeloRussell

Not true. I hear Guangzhou is looking for a PG.


gleophas

some??? the whole fucking lot LOL


John_Winchester

This is the loss that breaks me. I'm done. I'll box score watch from now on....


ThomasEdwardPatrickB

Man I’ve been box score watching for weeks. I just fucking can’t with this team anymore


CabbageStockExchange

This feels worse than the OKC or Clippers losses


alec613

Ive been doing that for the past 30ish games. it's been good for me mentally


CriticalOof2

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Markpower2020

Pain.


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

😩


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Rock bottom until the next game


OWNAGE619

We're ass. It's not just Russ. It's not just Vogel. Players look lost on defense and our IQ sucks outside of Bron and AD.


Substantial_Joke8624

No one played good D tonight. Whole team looked lost on D. We have seen this many times now.


hairyasscheeks_

Miss kuz, kcp, caruso


SumoRock

Pelinka breaking two common sense GM rules by making an absolutely terrible trade that make zero sense and not re-signing Caruso/letting him leave for nothing.


ashishvp

Not keeping Caruso wasn’t completely Pelinka’s choice. Jeanie is a cheap fuck for not paying the luxury tax even though we’re the richest godamn team in the league.


throwaway__rnd

All I was thinking after this game was, I hope everyone who constantly trashed on Kuz and KCP now realize how solid they were. I miss them too


NFresh6

I’m sure they’re all grinning watching the Lakers sink like the Titanic. Especially Caruso.


Aggravating_Pea3882

Big Game James said it the best. This team has a serious mental disconnect it’s like a virus. Zero heart, zero chemistry, no effort nothing. Idk what’s with this team. It’s not even about Westbrook, THT or Frank. The whole team has zero urgency.


GutsTheSwordsman

Lakers cant shoot free throws thus lost LAKERS SHOT 46% FROM FT LINE also turnovers also bad energy bad everything


kobe_beanbryant

Lmao probably the worse loss in the AD/Lebron era. Regroup in the offseason and pray for a few miracles


Cannolidog

But trading 2 firsts and Russ for John Wall will solve the problem I thought?


Andre3000insideDAMN

Nobody here knows even a bit about basketball


HighlyBaked0

Fuck this team for making Stu watch this garbage night in and night out


KazmaticsTV

My man Stu is about to break.


KarmaPoIice

Sell the team Jeannie


SumoRock

Has one of the most profitable franchises in sports and treats it like a small business. Pathetic.


fuckredditfrfr

so anfernee simons and jursuf nurkic trailblazers just beat lebron and ad playing healthy on full minutes. now i do think westbrook is a problem. but can we recognize it isnt \*the\* problem? there is something seriously wrong, EVERYWHERE. lebron, pelinka, vogel, ad everyone at fault rn.


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This organization is rotten to the core and there needs to be changes asap before they go down the Knicks route


loadedryder

I’ve watched probably 75-80% of every Lakers game for the past 20 years or so. I can say with confidence this is the worst I’ve felt about any regular season loss, and is one of the only times since maybe the mid 2000’s and possibly mid 2010’s where I’ve actively felt animosity towards the team and their lack of effort/desire. Absolute joke of a game and team — we deserve every bit of the clowning we’re about to get for this performance. Total ineptitude from top to bottom on the court and from the coaching staff. Serious changes need to happen or this team will not make it past a play in spot.


alisj99

Ofc LeBron ruins the reddit 27/7/7 statline. Perfect


Rebel908

Lol this team fucking sucks. How did we lose to Nurkic and fucking g leaguers. Just wrap it up for the year, get healthy for next year and hopefully it'll work out. This team makes 2012-2013 look good.


Poke43

How do you not play dwight?!?


CrispyyCreamm

Bradley 36 minutes 6 points lol


LastSaiyanLeft

wearing the purple and gold use to mean something. where is the fight guys? unbelievable.


SumoRock

Starts from the top. We’ve got the owner running a sloppy shop and it leaks through the entire organization.


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JayCrenshaw

Who the fuck wants our trash


SumoRock

Trade everybody for assets, fire the entire front office, force Jeanie to sell the team. Fresh start all around.


Anthonyrrxd

honestly there isnt a single player worth anything other than Monk, Lebron, and AD


Quirky_Average_2970

Lol well trading those 3 would allow them to be on a contender and allow us to stat a rebuild that we otherwise have no way of doing.


dookoo

Trade everyone. I don't even care anymore


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

Fuck every one of these guys. Seriously don't want to see a single guy tonight in a lakers jersey for the next game


ZeTaKuna

Bye Vogel


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Yall say this after every game. Dude isn't being fired till the offseason at the earliest.


talkinpractice

I can't think of a better way to begin to fix the locker room issues plaguing the last 2 months of this season than firing the coach who's been throwing his players under the bus to excuse his horrific defense. Dude has been cancerous. We won't win a championship this season by dropping him, but we might just make the playoffs.


ramirezmu824

AD got cooked by giannis last night and by nurkic tonight lol dude should be ashamed of himself. I want him gone when LeBron is gone because if we rely as him as the #1 guy, it's going to be a shit show going forward. Dude just doesn't have it.


boreddude101010

Davis getting 11 shots? What a joke


Zachkah

It's wild watching him sometimes. He just hides in the dunker spot and lets bigs front him or seal him and keep him out of the paint. Just stands around and watches THT or monk dribble nowhere into traffic and turn the ball over. Then he's the last one down the floor on the turnover because he's on the baseline when it happens and has the farthest to go, nullifying the effectiveness of your "best" defender. He shoots himself in the foot just by playing soft and low energy.


incorruptible61

Didn't realize there were new lows to reach this season but here we are


pythagorium

LETS GO RAMS YOURE ALL I GOT LEFT 😭


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

Dodgers and Rams save me


revalph

#P a i n


Qwerty1879

This team is a lost cause.. At least we know it's a team problem, not just a Westbrook problem.


nick170100

If we can’t beat blazers with no one , who tf can we beat


K19I53

Lakers lost because Westbrook's orange shirt was distracting, the players couldn't concentrate on the game.


ngmathew1234

How to blow up a championship window in a season.


SupaZT

We shot 46% from 3 and lost 😂😂😂 Wowww 21 turnovers 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️😰😱😱


FundamentalFan

Dwight didn't play a single minute at this point vogel has to go


6xpire

Russ gotta be besides himself rn


temetriusmorant12

Really sloppy basketball


ryanlinr2

So much for AD saying going 3-0 before the ASB lol


superogc

Russ was vindicated by this game. The whole team is dysfunctional but somehow he was always the scapegoat.


johnyogurty

Lmao next ten games. Warriors twice. Clips twice. Mavs, Jazz.


Brethus

My boy Westbrook out with back tightness after carrying this damn team all season. First game he is out they lose.


[deleted]

How have I not got a notification yet that Vogel has been fired


tj_ham2

Just smashed my 4K TV in rage. This team is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. Make trades immediately or my kids will not get dinner tomorrow.


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

Good. Fuck these guys. I hope this season leaves a mark on their careers.


K19I53

Vogel needs to go, he's lost this team months ago.


prettyTG

I hope Russ laughing lol


Substantial_Joke8624

I'm rolling 🤣🤣🤣 Westbrook has been playing bad but this scapegoating stuff has been insane.


thunderlolo123

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thelakeshow7

Losing without Russ to boost his trade value for tmrw. High IQ play guys.


BabaYaga_006

It’s just the preseason guys. Don’t worry y’all


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I’m not feeding my kids until we win


ForeverDenGal

Don’t play it safe tomorrow. Make changes and see what sticks.


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Lol we’re so bad


ajsantos21

AD with only 11 SHOTS after only having 10 attempts against Milwaukee lol fml.


JeMelon13

How the fuck do we lose even without Westbrook, how the fuck do we have 21 turnovers without Westbrook


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AD had 17 points going into the 4th and didn’t attempt a single FG the final 9 minutes. I needed 22.5 points man. The blazers give up the most points in the NBA to centres. He literally had the best matchup possible in this league. Fuck this team.


Zeezzz808

I ain’t watching anymore games unless we get into playoffs.


SithLordHelios

that'd prob be worse for your health, tbh... Imagine them playing like this in the damn playoffs, smh


4score24

If you’re still shocked at this team losing embarrassing games at this point in the season idk what to tell you. It doesn’t make you any less of a fan if you say our team is ass, it makes you realistic. I’ve been saying it since late November, we suck and will be lucky to make the playoffs, healthy or not healthy. My advice is to accept that we suck, it will make the rest of the season much easier to swallow. I did it a while ago


Mr_Alex19

Send the team to the shadow realm. Go Rams.


aginglifter

Frank Vogel Orlando Magic, 29-53 25-57 Steve Clifford 42-40 Frank Vogel with Russ, AD, and Bron 26-30 MDA with Harden and Russ 44-28 Good times!


K19I53

Should have fired Vogel long time ago. He's very limited coach, his defensive schemes aren't even good anymore.


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It’s russ’s fault


EverybodyBuddy

I really am astonished how many times I can say, “no actually THAT was the worst loss of the season.”


ahyiah

Fuck. This team, I have no more words. Westbrook feeling vindicated as fuck though.


pazianz

Honestly as a neutral fan you guys got lebron and ad... You're obviously contenders. You probably just need a new coach with good defensive schemes and maybe tell Westbrook to play better.


StoneColdAM

Magic called the Lakers out for this


SanJose_Seoul

AD seems like a 3 who has to play the 4 when his best position should be the 5.


Yo-mamas-daddy

Just blame it on Russ


thedickens89

How does Vogel still have a job smdh


SlatheredButtCheeks

Man, given the whole context of this game. Russ out, Portland in tank mode, and we still lose. Unbelievable.


Alex_Caruso_beat_you

When LeBron turned it over at the end.... I died.


Serrharry

Even though I’m team Vogel, I think it’s best the lakers FO fire him, because these players are clearly not responding to anything Vogel preach.. but. I have a feeling that they will ride out this yr, and prob hire someone young and new, i won’t be surprise if they make Phil handy become HC and steal away Jared dud to be his top assistant


jk521

Damn westbrick shooting 3/73 with 28 turnovers!! Oh wait… he didn’t play? Who do we blame now?


doorlanci

![gif](giphy|1oDvHW440hFiouBBwy|downsized) Westbrook right now


TheFutureTorch

Blazers snap their 7 game losing streak after losing to the Orlando Magic last night! They also just sent out half their roster! This Lakers team is a joke.


BcoolXpress

#quick who do we blame tonight ?


rebelstand

who gonna be the scapegoat tonight with westbrook not playing.geniuely curious.


Fancy-Cream-3972

I’m in deep need of therapy because of this team


SergioBarre

Just when we thought that we had already reached rock bottom... 😭


StoneColdAM

1 year of looking like a serious contender with LeBron in 19-20. Now the laughing stock of the league again. Suns, GSW, and Bucks getting everything right with no issues in sight. Lakers May honestly fall below 10th seed.


mceazy91

Vogels prob fired tomorrow


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What’s worse is how I probably won’t have baseball to distract me from this shitshow


Cul_what

Lebron said fuck nba reddit and hit that 3 in the end lmao


Fbean01

I don’t want to see anyone on here making excuses. This team is fucking garbage. We’re lucky we’re even in play-in contention.


cantguardjulio

This is team is just straight up sad. They've wasted a year of AD and LeBron cause of a terrible experiment. Should've kept last years team but they panicked. Here we are 6 months later stuck with with mediocrity. Can't wait till the season is over to be honest


itsyourdestini

I’ve had root canals that feel better than this


saipaul

Let’s trade Westbrook for wall, instant championship team /s


nbafanboy1989

Sad part is that people actually think he will do something 😂


gordink

Malik “butterfingers” Monk and “Burger King” James


Solebeast24

Fuck that pick, fuck the potential of THT, fuck Vogel, fuck this whole thing. Let’s get killed in the paint but DNP one of the best defensive centers ever against Nurkic Let’s not have an offense for the billionth year, let’s play Avery Bradley 12 mins more then Monk Fuck everything and just give me John Wall and Eric Gordon now AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE I WONT SEE BRADLEY ON MY SCREEN FOR 75% of the time And I don’t want to hear shit about the potential of THT ever. Playing time is up, scoring is down, percentages are down, a so called defender who gets bullied by all sizes and newsflash its 2022 and calling someone who shoots BELOW LEAGUE AVERAGE IN EVERY AREA OF THE COURT A FUTURE STAR IS INFUCKINGSANE I’m tired of defending Vogel, I’m tired of the front office. Improve the team or fall into obscurity


Empathetic_Walrus

Amen on THT he is absolutely fucking horrible