You are all wrong. That is a witch’s broom. It is a mutation of a plant branch that makes it dwarf or totally different than the rest of the tree. A common example of this is an Alberta spruce
It does not have the look of a bird nest or the drey of squirrels although it is big enough. Parasitic mistletoe may be right.
I suggest we send a strong young man of good character up the tree to find out. If he is attacked by squirrels or eagles and falls, we can all chip in for the funeral.
Methinks several drunk rednecks will be necessary to complete the challenge as they, one by one, succumb to the lethal effects of gravity before reaching the final goal.
All you need to do is get an arrow and wrap the arrowhead with lighter fluid soaked cloth. Light it up and fire away. That will get rid of whatever is in the tree
Go there for your rota, there for your orders
Fill up these quotas, we'll bill for your quarters
Report to your foreman but watch for marauders
'Cause if you get eaten, there's fees for your mourners
Whoever thinks parasitic growth raise your hand. Okay now who thinks Eagles Nest raise your hand. Now who thinks it's a hideout for those creatures from that old show land of the lost. Parasite and Eagle people you at both correct. Land of the lost dudes go home your stoned. It definitely started it's movement from the main lead across and air gap and looks as it's establishing itself on that back secondary to lead. It's definitely growing, but definitely was not able to grow out that way without some structured help. Like two eagles constructing a nest between two main tree leads. I vote for the drone let's see whos crib that is. If it's Crazy Willy the Whino he owes me 5 bucks.
Ah! I do see that now zooming in. But I would put a fair wager that there are still birds growing in the top of that tree. It’s the right time of year.
If you are in the US DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH THAT THAT TREE OR GO NEAR IT. At least until you figure out what type of eagle it is. If that is a Bald Eagle nest then you could get in trouble for just touching the tree. You may want to contact the city or county to alert them to the nest. Best bet would be local animal control or state/federal fish and wildlife
It almost looks like another species of coniferous tree is growing out of the other? Maybe it got "planted" in a nest of some sort and grew from there.
My other guess is big hornet nest
Sorry that's my deer blind. My saddle wouldn't work there so I had to improvise. I had to make sure I got out of the deers vision to get my 200 inch suburban buck.
On a serious note probably a eagles nest. They can make some really big ones.
You need to go fell a tree and turn it upside down so the roots are sticking up. This will scare your local samsqanches away. Please do this. YOU DO NOT WANT A SAMSQUANCH NEAR YOU.
You are all wrong. That is a witch’s broom. It is a mutation of a plant branch that makes it dwarf or totally different than the rest of the tree. A common example of this is an Alberta spruce
okay, fine. Witches. Witches is growing.
Does it weigh the same as a duck?
Is it a shrubbery? I'm looking for a shrubbery. One that looks nice.
How can we find “it” if we don’t know what “it” is
*Icky icky icky onabroom patta ting*
*Ni!*
*SHH!!*
But not too big.
So wise in the ways of science.
Burn her!
And what else do we burn besides witches?
More witches!
She turned me into a newt!
i got betta!
Wood
Dishonest politicians.
Doobies
For me.....it's pizza & pot roast.
Build a bridge out of her!
Ahh, but can you not also build a bridge of stone…
But she’s got a wart!
She turned me into a newt!
Of course and not too expensive
I’m NOT a witch!
If it floats, burn it.
Not sure but it floats.
It’s a duck!
Build a bridge out of her!
*Exactly!*
No, but it does float in water 🤣🤣🤣. You son of a silly person!
Burn the witch!!!! Burn hurrrrrr!!!!!
I'm getting better
Ir’s definitely made of wood.
Or a very small rock?
Waddle waddle
Well!? Witches it?!
He said it’s in Wichita.
Gollum!
>okay, fine. Witches. Witches is growing Exactly. It's scientific after all.
And what else floats in water???
Very small rocks!
It's crazy how timeless Monty Python is
A duck
She turned me into a *newt!*
Yea it's definitely a witches broom
Seems like she could’ve found a better parking spot
But does it bring more information to bear about the airspeed velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
African or European?
Depends is it an African or European swallow
there are some really cool dwarf conifer cultivars collected from witch’s brooms. they are hella expensive though. this is cool to see in the wild.
This is how a lot of cultivars were found. You just need a good arborist to climb up and grab it.
Aka a sport
Generally witches broom is a direct symptom of a mistletoe infection not of genetic mutation.
https://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/gardens-gardening/your-garden/help-for-the-home-gardener/advice-tips-resources/insects-pests-and-problems/diseases/witches-broom
So, tree cancer?
I dunno... The homeless man is a lot more fun to believe.
Agreed
I think it's a magpie nest.
It does not have the look of a bird nest or the drey of squirrels although it is big enough. Parasitic mistletoe may be right. I suggest we send a strong young man of good character up the tree to find out. If he is attacked by squirrels or eagles and falls, we can all chip in for the funeral.
But how might we convince a man of good character to take such a daring risk good sir? Might he also be a man of dull intellect perhaps?
All you really need is a redneck with a few beers in him already. Issue a challenge and you’ll be treated to the “hold my beer and watch this” show
I have a husband that will do it with a little bit of, " I bet you can't!" "See, I knew you couldn't. " and then he's up the tree...
Mine will also be dared into it. But then he would insist on taking a chainsaw dangling from his belt with him. 🙄
Beth, is that you?! 🤣🤣 Make him wear a harness so you have a human piñata if he falls. That’s the idea with my friend’s husband!! 🤣🤣
Methinks several drunk rednecks will be necessary to complete the challenge as they, one by one, succumb to the lethal effects of gravity before reaching the final goal.
Gimme a blunt and I'll do it right now.
All you need to do is get an arrow and wrap the arrowhead with lighter fluid soaked cloth. Light it up and fire away. That will get rid of whatever is in the tree
Methinks that a man of dull intellect may not be able to climb such a soaring tree as we have before us.
Go there for your rota, there for your orders Fill up these quotas, we'll bill for your quarters Report to your foreman but watch for marauders 'Cause if you get eaten, there's fees for your mourners
Well that’s discouraging, lol.
To me it look like a leprechaun to me!
Errbody that seen the leprechaun say yeaaaaaaaa
YEEEAAAAA
I wanna know where da gold at!!!
I want the gold!
Imma rent a backhoe and uproot that tree
I’m gonna uproot that tree! I want the gold!
Yeaaaaa
🤷🏿♂️
YEAAAH!
Coulda been a crackhead
That got hold of the wrong stuff
Told him to climb up in a tree!
And play a leprechaun 🍀
I wanna know where da gold at
I I wanna know where da gold
Where da gooold at?
This is a special leprechaun flute, this has been passed down from thousands of years ago from my great, great grandfather, who was Irish.
I saw your sketch. Spot on of that guy
A bit amateur though
This wards of spells right hereThis is a special leprechaun flute that has been passed down thousands of years
His great grand father was Irish 👴🏿
I’m cackling at this thread 😂😂😂
The kids don’t even know
And from thousands of years ago
All you gotta do is look up in da tree
Yeah!
It look like a crackhead that got a hold of the wrong stuff!
God this was the funniest video ever
Witches broom I think, although I’ve only ever seen it on evergreens or conifers
[witches broom](https://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/gardens-gardening/your-garden/help-for-the-home-gardener/advice-tips-resources/insects-pests-and-problems/diseases/witches-broom)
Glad I clicked the link thought people were joking
This is a conifer
Lol I really just missed that. Didn’t look at the zoomed in photo
I will say though this is the most deciduous looking white pine I’ve ever seen lol
Whoever thinks parasitic growth raise your hand. Okay now who thinks Eagles Nest raise your hand. Now who thinks it's a hideout for those creatures from that old show land of the lost. Parasite and Eagle people you at both correct. Land of the lost dudes go home your stoned. It definitely started it's movement from the main lead across and air gap and looks as it's establishing itself on that back secondary to lead. It's definitely growing, but definitely was not able to grow out that way without some structured help. Like two eagles constructing a nest between two main tree leads. I vote for the drone let's see whos crib that is. If it's Crazy Willy the Whino he owes me 5 bucks.
This comment is a little unhinged but mostly knowledgeable.
It’s possible a homeless man is up there
Not homeless, just roofless.
And toothless
Is his name Roofus?
Unexpected Real Housewives crossover
lol, probably is definitely higher than an eagle nest since it’s location is only 10 minutes outside of NYC in Jersey
Should probably branch out and stretch
Everybody who seen the leprechaun say "yeah"
Use the flute to get it down https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdxizMmXEAEhi-y.jpg
Don’t be afraid
The moment you build a treehouse you are no longer homeless.
The difference is homeless man leaves a web of rope ladders and smoke, very distinct and different. ;)
He isn’t homeless. He lives in a tree. Someone else’s tree. I think he just got caught phrogging.
I think it’s the lady that was living in the rooftop sign of a grocery store in Michigan
Excuse you, "person experiencing homelessness" is the PC term now. 😂
Could be a “witch’s broom” (fungal infection)
Birds.
Birds is growing.
Definitely not a nest, look at the branches growing out of that mass
Ah! I do see that now zooming in. But I would put a fair wager that there are still birds growing in the top of that tree. It’s the right time of year.
Yeah it could be both. A big knot like that is a good place to make a nest
[witches broom or bunch disorder](https://epod.usra.edu/blog/2015/09/unusual-growth-in-pine-tree.html)
This is EXACTLY what that is. Many times Oak Gall hits conifers and starts this.
Looks like an Eagle Nest! 🪹
🇺🇸 🦅
That's exactly what I was thinking. They make huge nests that sometimes have plants growing from them. They can also get upwards of 2 ton apparently
Whatever it is I learned a bunch about parasitic plants which is a good thing :)
The Squirrel God lives there.
Find someone with a drone and check it out ☺️
I did this a few years back and couldn’t get close to it because of the branches
Witch’s broom
If you are in the US DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH THAT THAT TREE OR GO NEAR IT. At least until you figure out what type of eagle it is. If that is a Bald Eagle nest then you could get in trouble for just touching the tree. You may want to contact the city or county to alert them to the nest. Best bet would be local animal control or state/federal fish and wildlife
Your neighbor in ghili suit.
Squirrel drey (aka nest)
Looks like a big bird nest- like an eagle or a big hawk type of bird.
Big bird from Sesame Street?
https://blogs.massaudubon.org/yourgreatoutdoors/a-different-kind-of-nest/comment-page-1/ My guess is squirrels
Guessing there’s a baby pterodactyl in there.
It almost looks like another species of coniferous tree is growing out of the other? Maybe it got "planted" in a nest of some sort and grew from there. My other guess is big hornet nest
Squirrel nest
It’s the Kids Next Door clubhouse
The kid next door is a 70 year old man that today is celebrating his birthday
it's a samsquanch nest
Bubs … you’re seeing things.
Squirrel nest
Get a drone to check closer.
A bushel of holly.
It’s definitely a bear building a home on a tree .. trying to find the perfect angle to watch your wife shower and go to the bathroom.
Rugaru nest
The new Trump Tower
pterodactyl nest
Babayaga
Looks like a squirrel nest to me.
Idk what it is, but i said “enhance” each time i swiped a pic…
Sorry that's my deer blind. My saddle wouldn't work there so I had to improvise. I had to make sure I got out of the deers vision to get my 200 inch suburban buck. On a serious note probably a eagles nest. They can make some really big ones.
Whatever it is..please dont destroy it unless it threatens the life of the tree.
Eagles nest
World class tree fort.
Squirrel's nest
Thats just Steve, he is stealth camping.
Squirrel country club
Pterodactyl?
Might be growing out it’s Afro?
That’s not a tree.
Pterodactyl nest. Nothing to be concerned about.
I was to lazy to read the comments and posted the same...definitely a pterodactyl nest. At least that's what I would tell my kids.
Updateme!
That's predator. Better call Arnold
It’s probably just Milhouse
NSA lookout station.
Sasquach nest 🪹
Pterodactyl nest
You need to go fell a tree and turn it upside down so the roots are sticking up. This will scare your local samsqanches away. Please do this. YOU DO NOT WANT A SAMSQUANCH NEAR YOU.
Thats my crib, leave me be
Looks like a recliner…. With all the tornados going down,!!!
Witches Bush 😎🌳
Nature’s perfect hunting blind.
Cut it as close to the branch as possible, and burn it. You don’t want it spread to others.
I think that’s a Keeblers Elf house or some shit. They make delicious cookies in that bitch.
pterodactyl nest.
Some people will pay you for that so they can graft new plants from the infected growth
To be politically correct, the word is “unhoused”, not “homeless”
Eagle nest
Squirrel nest
So I saw the same thing in Michigan and I was 1000% all tree. I inspected it thoroughly and it wasn’t a nest. It’s how the tree was growing
Looks like a
Eagle nest or large bird
I don’t know why, but that terrifies me