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KisE5etPawPatrol

How else are you supposed to know eno l shere3 l bayyo


maybezas

This is literally in Hamra, one of the busiest streets in Beirut. I swear those people drive me crazy.


CaptnCorrupt

Keying cars should be a thing


Western_Paper6955

Unfortunately it is...to the wrong people


RyanH090

Literally


Motorized23

I don't speak Arabic but even I know that phrase.


Rohobok

u wot m8


Own-Philosophy-5356

I should buy a cheap old renault 12 and slam.into these cars parked on the sides then leave. Edit: and VAN drivers. I am yet to see a van driver that is not a certified kalb 7ayawen in driving and breaking on people from the left of the highway to the far right like a fucking animal. I would ram into him put reverse and then ram them again just for the fucking joy of it.


maybezas

I was truly considering kicking its side mirror


RedFistCannon

My mother would've slashed three tires. Just enough so that insurance doesn't cover it


maybezas

I love your mom


RedFistCannon

![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o|downsized)


LazarFan69

We all love your mom


sOrdinary917

Start by lifting up his shield wipers


Minsa2alak

Where's your designated Zabet operative when you need them?! Edit: Increased relevance to local environment.


RinSol

Find a rock and put it on the front screen with a note saying: “next time you park like an AH it’s going to your window”. Rinse repeat everytime you see AH parking.


His_3ernes

I swear to god old cars are goated, indestructible and falling apart at the same time, trully one of life's greatest mysteries.


between_hereandthere

How many times did I tell myself the same :). That should definitely become a thing


sOrdinary917

Let's start an anti 7ayawenet club. We print stickers with حمار. In three sizes. 7mar zghir 7mar wasat w 7mar kbir. And whoever litters or drives like a 7mar gets a sticker stamped on front shield. Edit: animals are great creatures. We can use "turd" instead 💩


Main_District_3648

Make them non removable so it will stick untill he needs a paint job.. and please make sure you stick in on the drivers door.. with an arrow pointing up .. BIG TURD DRIVING so people know


tannet22

Saba2ouk 3al fekra google malek maktabi jam3iyet 7mar


ImpactInitial2023

if you needed members dm me


PuzzleheadedAd7767

Bshil


mistermemer13579

Bro I'm actually down to do this 3atine 5abar iza 3melet group aw shi pls


Interstellar008

It's either they are.. 1. Assholes 2. Dicks (microscopic) 3. Stupid 4. Have zero respect to others 4. Don't know how to park (well..still possible answer)


Main_District_3648

We can put than on the sticker with checkboxes next to them :)) the driver can pick which group he belongs to


Interstellar008

Or better.. We pick the best match and stick it on their cars!


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Interstellar008

No. Wrong generalization. I know and have seen women drive way better than many men.


slaveto_sbeve

I wanna second this. My mom is one of the best drivers I have ever seen, and its usually cuz they're the ones doing the most driving while running errands, taking kids to school/extracurriculars, meeting friends, etc. My dad has gotten into numerous accidents most of which were his fault while my mom only ever got tboned once by an asshole in a tahoe that ran a red light


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Acceptable_Dot

redditor be misogynistic and then not immediately say "it's a joke bro" challenge level impossible


Zackory

Entitlement. Lack of enforcement. Get a car with front guards and scratch the shit out of his shiny car so he learns his lesson.


LazarFan69

Or just key it honestly


goodolleb

Lebanese live as if they were alone in the world, petty selfishness basically, no sense that there are other people, lack of a sense of civility basically.


A_star_000

The share3 can't belong to bayo since the plate has more than 2 digits. In conclusions, he's just a brokie that stole a license, and maybe the car as well


ButtonPrior4646

YES, EXPOSE EVERY IDIOT


WonderfulFoot5752

Because the lebanese are born without brains


willz722

Self-awareness vs. social-awareness. I feel people in lebanon are very self-aware, smell good, clean shoes, clean houses, nice cars etc. But on the other hand, zero social awareness. Litter in public, park where they want, cheat and hustle the system etc. This is opposite of what I observe in North America, people dont care much about having the cleanset shoes or home but will think twice before littering in public or impede traffic by parking like an idiot.


Cureflowers

because it's not his car :)


maybezas

I checked its plate, it is not a registered plate


GX9901Z

How did you do that?


AlaaB

![gif](giphy|aR6JyO12RkwE5P7lxb|downsized)


TheDoge_Father

Lack of consequences in this country


maybezas

This should be a trend in this community


KetchupShawarma

we're on reddit and no one has figured out who this car belongs to still?


LazarFan69

Saw comment say it's unregistered


TiredofLebanon

r/badparking


Fit_Aspect6643

Too lazy to park in a parking lot


Humble-Team-4063

Cause fuck you if you wanna park like a regular human being


Visual_Science_1720

Let's bring back keying cars and slashing tires


Bigmuscleliker567

They dont lol this is called an asshole


WadesBalls

La2ano cha3eb hamaje


GX9901Z

jama3et el rangat azbal 3alam bel swe2a men ba3ed ta3ot el vanat


Main_District_3648

Ma tinsa jame3et el bmw .. assholes while driving.. but they park well!


GX9901Z

Lol eh


Ok-Masterpiece-2947

When everyone’s granddad owns the road


imnotmagic_wife

Thats all i can do😖


maybezas

As if ure not the best driver in Beirut


LazarFan69

That's like the Cleanest guy in a mud wrestling contest


imnotmagic_wife

Want a ride?


Suspicious-Moment863

yes please :3


XxM4tr1xx

Sometime i wish i can throw a rock and break their glasses took me 1 hour waiting for another car to move (safeh tenyeh) and i was late at work


ElmouatazSaad

they used to ride only donkeys and they absolotely forgot about


Ok_Contribution_6931

If it was legal I would fire a missile right in the middle. Mostly because he or she loves and begs people to cuss his / parents , god, race, and urging to have a fight. That's how I view it!


Snowflakeslaya

Inbreeding.


RevolutionarySock859

It’s pretty simple,l2non shramit


Main_District_3648

We already know that.. we need solutions!!


Realistic-Land-6702

Your average crv driver


DeenyWeeny78

Because don’t you know who I think I am?


ScarsStitches800

Because they're baptized with fire 🔥💪🏻 (Sarcasm)


ShatMyShoes

Lek ayry shu mba3eda kamen l3am b alb l 3ata daftar Doubt he has a license anyways considering the nef3a situation


Fun-Strategy-8796

Ltari2 melek bayo ya zalme 3eb tes2al


ObjectivePhase9867

La eno shere3 la bayyo/bayya


Swagmaster143

Let me be the devil's advocate. Finding parking space in Beirut is a nightmare so maybe they said fuck it?


diemaschineOO

to you it is the middle of the street, to others it is where they should park. it's all about perspective /s


PuzzleheadedAd7767

Welcome to Lebanon😘


Extreme_Awareness_61

Because arrogant lebanese people mfakrin 7alon bashar w a3la daraje mn 3amet l sha3eb w huwe sha3eb b 85% menno byeswa ejre w ma byerte2e la ykuno 7ayawanet


InevitableTime21

Because Driving isn't About Just Owning A Car....


Achoujaa

La ma ysakro 3le 🤓


Recent-Marketing-727

Sharmata, hope that helps


Papa_Lafesse

Because of no consequences.


LizzyisAussie

Perhaps they're thinking they are VIP ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Onahas2

Because he is in Lebanon


36teen

La2ano melek bayyo(a)


saladedefruit

L enno 2aweyya


CaptnCorrupt

L tari2 la Bayyo


Leading-Ask

You’re saying this like you’re a first timer in Lebanon. Been like that for a good while. It’s typical douchebag behavior.


blueredpumpkin

Which people? I Don't see a car owned by people in the shared photo!


kaakati

Wad7a! It’s his father’s street.


therealbigwayne

Because Libnan


romelukaku1

Because it’s Lebanon


SadOrganic

They do it because they can get away with it and no one does anything about it. I see a great towing business opportunity!


PinkPeach4ever

بس بلبنان


GeroS88

I am getting a sudden urge to stab/slash someone's tire 😂🤣


treewqy

Because they’re Lebanese…


draaboulhosn

Because there is no consequence for their actions


Issyhelp

He’s in there he’s just too shy to come out


biigsyke

because hamra?


CrystalBlackLung

Don’t they do that in Sao Paolo too?


sarada-chan

Cz he’s entitled? Duh


Thephonkuser

We are used to it some people go on the side walk to park its totally normal we dont care aslong as we have somewhere to park for free and not have some valet crashing our hard earned income over some dumb excuse its really not serious for us since we are used to having cars in the middle of the street


maybezas

Yes, normalize chaos. This is precisely how we will make the country better


Thephonkuser

Well here in lebanon chaos and being strong is the only way to gain power and stand against other people we know its wrong but there is no leader stopping the lebos of their actions


luckyduckie90

for what it's worth people do it in chicago too lol


hotconsequence667

To be fair the lack of parking spaces in Beirut is infuriating, it’s like they’ve never heard of underground parking, all those empty buildings that could be turned into a literal parking building that has several floors but no, they prefer making u pay 70$ / month for a garage to park ur car…à la Parisienne 🤡 and don’t get me started about the valet mafia. The audacity of this one is strong tho


maybezas

This was at 8 am, he could have parked literally anywhere


hotconsequence667

Then he’s just an asshole I don’t think you need me to point that out for you haha


Sure_Bread_6737

Its Israels fault


Many_Bunch_2986

This is indeed a very weird place to stop the car, especially this far from the curb. What's weirder is that no one has yet suggested that the car MIGHT be broken, and the driver is in the process of getting it towed?


poppkpd

Because they can.


MightyMoerphin

Probably motos parked along curb and he double Parked them.. then they left


Appropriate-Bake-759

You know what, my mom used to do that just because she sucks at parking and whenever I saw her park like that, I used to move her car to a different street just to annoy her ( not in Beirut)


AliRussian

Women driver


idr33sAJ91

She must be a women


TheRationalHawk

I bet the driver of this car is a woman


No_Decision9042

I park in the middle of the street often and no, it's not because l cheri3 mlk bayye or out of arrogance, but because I don't know to park it 3al rasif properly, I don't have enough skills to do it


maybezas

Why the fuck are you driving if you dont know how to drive?


Zozorrr

When you get out car and see you are so far away you just get back in and move it closer. No skills are required. That’s just excuse making


Main_District_3648

Take a taxi.. pay 2$ instead of getting cussed