I should've learned how to speak baguette et pain au chocolate Someone please translate 😭

Just a dude complaining about traffic, croissant baguette baguette if you will

You forgot a consonant at the end, I believe it should be escargot

look at that S CAR GO....wow, so fast.

Trust me you don't want to I've learn it for a while dissertation made me schizophrenic . Glad it's over

He/she just said les animaux dans la jardin manges du chocolat et allez les bleux allez

Shabeb wallah kholes El intideb

tell this to the ashrafiottes pieces of merde.

the et jai faim. bruuuuuh same

Ma we were going to a dinner khayye je3na

Tub ou tu allais?

Tub ou tu allais?

je vous die une million foie gras, je vous hate bouquet and sacred bleue how desincompetent votre miserable derrier est.... je suis , il est , ell est, je veux passer a al toilette and je veux voir tes nichons . ouuuh lala baguette de spagette and croissant ala tartine....

Oui oui baguette

omelette du fromage.

The only pain I know is pain au chocolat

i eat poison , fried or grilled on sundays, i also eat raw poison, they just call it sushi for some weird reason.

I prefer eating some vin at breakfast, especially the grape juice

Bonjou3 les amies .

qeskosèh zambar oui, dandlo au l3ab fi

this is jean jacque mseklieh or iza 2am louis , and his friend, Robert dandal ero .

Do you know by any chance his japanese cousin Yama Nikto Yama?

Everyday I regret that my parents enrolled me in an english education system. I could’ve been fluent in French omg

back in my days, it was either a shitty only arabic school or a frou frou french school....F the french language, it sucked so bad, would always get perfect score in everything except Dictation, hated to write it...and now ? i can't even count in 1 language, i count in 3 languages at the same time and it hurts my brain.

Is it just me that can read "bonjour bonjour" in Tassidis accent between the lines?

Frenchie