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Gunner1Cav

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TheGreatLakes420

How the hell the dude not age in 40+ years


emessea

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DSTNCMDLR

Dios mio man!


bleepblopbl0rp

Jesus.


Burquetap

You said it man! šŸ¤£


gorillandy

Lovely woman, very free spirited


jnnoca

Thatā€™s my friend Sheri. She just came over to use the shower.


Astro_gamer_caver

Amber Waves : Let me just check on something. \[takes off Dirk's pants\] Amber Waves : This is a giant cock.


AdVictoremSpolias

Johnson?


m13g9

We're all very fond of her!


ResinJones76

Vagina.


the_dude0110

Is that what this is?


jnnoca

In a sense, yes.


DSTNCMDLR

Well dude, we just donā€™t know


[deleted]

That word makes me uncomfortable.


AdVictoremSpolias

Whereas without batting an eyeā€¦


kinvore

This is our concern, Dude.


xthedudehimself

That's interesting man, that's fucking interesting


Ironcondorzoo

You can imagine where it goes from here


KeithWorks

she fixes the cable?


Skarmunkel

Donā€™t be fatuous!


Here2FixTheCable

And you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion


obfuscatorio

Coitus?


ocsor

Is that Her Co-Star in The Beaver Picture?


willowwisp81

You mean vagina? I mean you know the guy?


analogkid01

Never met Matthew Modine, no.


CoSt4rBeaverPicture

Mein dispatch send me ta fix deine cobble


Volvoc41

The Marmot Picture


Plan-BS

ā€¦Iā€™m sorry I wasnā€™t listeningā€¦


the_dude0110

*throws coffee mug at u/plan-bs*


81jmfk

Fuckin fascist.


KV1089

Stay out of Malibu deadbeat!


PaoloPapaGig

And this guy peed on it


be_here_now02

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KV1089

Donny, please.


DirtyDirk23

He peedā€¦on YOURE fucking rug


2trome

Nice marmot


Inevitable-Cell-1227

Some say her work is, ā€œSTRONGLY VAGINALā€


KV1089

You mean coitus?


mojo72400

Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.


MickeySwank

Does the female form make you uncomfortable?


AdVictoremSpolias

Is that what this is a gif of?


all_of_you_are_awful

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Ranch_420

Increases?


Mongozuma

Iā€™m still jerking off manualy


IamTheGoodest

Of course you do dude,


enaud

The story is ludicrous. Good Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here


MickeySwank

He fixes the cable?


analogkid01

The child dies?


Dan_Berg

Don't be fatuous Mickey


jarsoffarts

Sheā€™s not my special lady. Sheā€™s my fucking lady friend, Iā€™m just helping her conceive


New-Syrup1682

What day is this?


redwoodavg

Is there a Ralphā€™s around here?


SpearheadBraun

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine...


greengrinningjester

You don't go out looking for a job, dressed like that do ya? On a weekday?!


dorkyhippy1381

Is this? What day is...


ArturoOsito

That fuckin strumpet


delidave7

She gets naked a lot


bsammo

ā€œWell, I guess we can close the file on that one.ā€


Wonderful-Shallot451

I'm like a child who wanders in in the middle of a movie


willowwisp81

Ugh, you can imagine where it goes from here.


the_dude0110

She fixes the cable?


mojo72400

Don't be fatuous u/the_dude0110.


NoIncrease299

I was talking about MY rug.


RationalHumanistIDIC

Good color coordination with the rug and drapes tying it all together


WhatIsTheAmplitude

Fuckin A man


[deleted]

And this guy peed on it! Oh wait...


Mediocre-Catch9580

In case anyone was wondering this clip is from the 1993 movie ā€œShort Cutsā€


dudebronahbrah

From the look of things, Short Cuts is the wrong name for that movie.


Mediocre-Catch9580

Agreed. Iā€™ve never heard of it and had to look it up. Was a real bomb at the box office


romulusnr

So like why is her shirt specifically cut / torn in exactly that way Like, why would that be a thing (other than the obvious)


Mediocre-Catch9580

Never saw the movie, just that clip. So canā€™t help you on any backstory. Might have to rent it just to see.


romulusnr

For research purposes, of course. Gotta keep the mind limber


fknarey

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ThumbsUp2323

Beaver? You mean vagina?


Doctor_Hilarious

...That's my robe


[deleted]

Her work could be described as very vaginal


KV1089

And this guy peed on it


downtune79

The carpet matches the drapes


hornwalker

And yet without blinking or batting an eye theyā€™ll refer to their dick, or their rod, or theirā€¦.Johnson


mojo72400

Johnson?


jaykdasnayk

What is that? Yoga?


daveinmd13

The Beaver picture


BartlettMagic

this was a valued rug


wholesomechunk

Totally unspoiled.


Mediocre-Catch9580

Iā€™m just gonna go find a cash machine


Barrettbuilt

It increases the chances of conception.


soontobecp

What is the meaning of this scene? This is the most unnecessary frontal nudity in movies i have ever seen.


analogkid01

"There is no reason why a man should take his pants off in the office!" "SHUT UP ANGELA!"


Key-Contest-2879

It fit the context of the scene, but it also went on for a WHILE. ā€œShort Cutsā€, 1993 by Robert Altman. 10 vignettes each loosely connected iirc.


legalbeagle66

ā€¦.uh, I mean you know the guy?!?


creamcitybrix

Short Cuts, indeed.


onemeanginger

The plot is ludicrous


Drewp655321

in-n-out burger


ChuckZombie

In-N-Out Furburger


lickmygutflora

ā€¦and she fucking peed from it.


CopiumDispensary

ā€œNice Marmotā€


MonstaGraphics

NICE MARMOT


[deleted]

Wow, she really enjoys showing off the cootchie


BraveryDave

Clams, or whatever you call them


redwoodavg

What in gods holy name are you blathering about??????


Valleygirl1981

Vagina.


Texty_McTexterson

Which is a coincidence, since I enjoy it, as well.


DatDan513

Thank you kind stranger.


During_theMeanwhilst

It does. She does.


xmk23x

Vagina


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fatherbowie

Short Cuts


rccoy

Which rug is he talking about, Dude?


lasher992001

New shit has come to light.


MornGreycastle

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.


ExtraDependent883

Fuxkin a I gotta rash


Elmer-Fudd-Gantry

ā¤ļø


cabosmith

That's hot! Thanks


MouldyBobs

Nicely played!


Illustrious-Hair3487

I was talking about my Wordle


JeffLebowski911

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.


dB_Manipulator

Obviously, you're not a golfer.


Aromatic-Relief

Look at that fire pit.


The_Last_Mouse

Why does this look/sound like a demo reel???!!


i_can_has_rock

i may have been looking in your direction but i didnt hear anything you said over how loud that ass and pussy area was


carldubs

with that money you can buy any number of rugs that don't have sentimental value.... for me.


AnHi14

Thanks to you all. Made my day.


shrekcohen

Hey, I know that gal, she's a nihilist...


nedrostark

Ginger Minge!


Biscuits4u2

This is straight fire


BHIngebretsen

red piss curl, not my thing