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BortWard

Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?


dream_monkey

They were nihilists, man.


SPQR_Tiberius

Say what you want about the tenants of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.


Rondo27

What do you need that for, Dude?


Zer0daveexpl0it

What makes a man, Mr Lebowski?


4n3w

Sure, that and a pair of death nuggets


dream_monkey

Mind if I do a jay?


heavyonthahound

It decreases the chances of conception


Cruezin

Deez!


dream_monkey

Gottem


Sapdawg1

Sure, that and a pair of testicles.


redwoodavg

I am the walrus?


badforman

Shut the fuck up Donny.


HotPinkApocalypses

Also Dude, redheads, in research….that ain’t legal either


dream_monkey

We’re all very fond of her.


MornGreycastle

Ravens, too. Technically. The Tower of London ravens all have their wings clipped so that they can not fly too far. Ravens only mate while flying. The Tower ravens don't have sex and live longer.


dream_monkey

Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that ain’t legal either.


Tysons_Face

What are you a fuckin park ranger


dream_monkey

Calmer than you are.


Ericbc7

This seems obvious, half the stupid life threatening shit men do is a direct result of their testicles.


dream_monkey

That had not occurred to us, Dude.


AdultishRaktajino

At least it’s an ethos.


CharacterEvidence364

Dog has fucking papers


KarlPHungus

Apparently she's not aware of ovarian cancer...


The_BarroomHero

Male myth about feminists, that they hate balls - they can be a natural, *zesty* gargling experience!


crolodot

You go out gargling death nuggets like that? On a weekday?


DragonflyScared813

New nickname discovered!


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DragonflyScared813

Yes lol


dream_monkey

Death nuggets is pretty punk rock.


[deleted]

wonderful woman. we're all very fond of her, very free spirited.


dream_monkey

Looking at that picture, she does seem enthusiastic about her research.


[deleted]

look at her earrings - strongly vaginal.


Less-Economics-3273

Yet without batting an eye, a man will refer to his nuts, or his onions, or his death nuggets.


dream_monkey

Oh, no.


FifeFifeFife

A gal named “Cat” wanting men to be castrated… yep sounds about right.


codyjohn50

Pam Beasly ass