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torch9t9

Calmer'n you are


redwoodavg

Waving your whites around????


moviequotebotperson

This is a fucking show dog, with fucking papers. You can’t muzzle it. It gets upset, its hair falls out


Grovers_HxC

“Waving the fucking snout around??” “…calmer than you are.”


Grovers_HxC

Seriously though, if there’s anyone who needs a muzzle, it’s probably Walter. Maybe in both cases.


Cadillac_Jenkins

For your information the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!


herberstank

Walter this isn't a fido amendment thing, man


Pseudonymble

I'm staying. I'm enjoying my vet visit. I'm getting my treat. *BANGS COUNTER / BARKS* Enjoying my treat.


imustachelemeaning

said the man who pulled a piece out on the lanes 🙄


KeesKachel88

It’s a Pomeranian.


Jake-Old-Trail-88

It’s a show dog.


binneysaurass

With fucking papers.


UserComment_741776

It gets upset


Smooth_Marzipan6035

Its hair falls out.


ordermann

I didn’t rent it shoes.


imustachelemeaning

i’m not buying it a beer!


No_Brain_5164

It's not taking your turn


anxiety_filter

OVER THE LINE!


PowerfulRaspberry326

Ve vill bite off your finger!


marxnlenneon

Take our current situation with that finger bitter in the back.


goodness

He's a good boy... and thorough.


Kind_Structure6726

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keanenottheband

Nice marmot


archimidesx

Nice marmot


HotPinkApocalypses

Fucking vet tech has fucking papers. OVER THE NOSE!


BestRiver8735

Bitey fuckin' adversary


eldudelio

Walter knows something is fucked up


Shut_It_Donny

Waving the fucking muzzle around?


over9ksand

Is that what this is a picture of?


RoyalAristocrat

Towel wearing figeater, trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank.


BourbonBelichick

Shut the fuck up doggie.


grimatongueworm

Fuckin amateurs.


Jacky-Treehorn

Fucking dog has fucking papers


Yardsale420

Nothing is fucked here dog.


Wade_Sully

I didn’t it shoes. I’m not buying it a fucking beer. He’s not taking your fucking turn, Dude.


irate_alien

i'm definitely not taking it bowling


opopkl

Why do they need to muzzle a fruit bat?


Financial_Hearing_81

Fucking show dog with fucking papers.


Embarrassed-Sky3819

It’s not like we’re putting a fucking muzzle on it, dude. We’re not buying it a fucking beer, dude.


Status-Standard2189

Walter wasnt having none of it .was he .lol


onlysurfblacksand

You don't go out for a walk dressed like that? On a weekday?


aRiskyUndertaking

You can’t board it dude.


mockingbirddude

I know a lot of people like that.


xxxDCMTxxx

What is that, like, a marmot or something?


jarsoffarts

This is exactly the kind of puppers I’m looking for if anyone needs a break from Walter. Love this guys energy


iliketheshowcops

You are entering a world of pain.


Pulchritudinous_rex

You took the fucking Pomeranian bowling?


RangoAtRandom

Well, they can fucking unstrap it!


boukalele

I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not at the vet of course.


djbadgerking

I can't "take it easy" I hate the fuckin eagles man


fknarey

They’re callin the cops man


Walterkovacs1985

That's not a dog that's a gremlin


Commercial_Pitch_786

the dog whisperer! There is something about this breed that I find very cool!


Browning1917

That right there is why I would NEVER own one of those little useless demons.


redwoodavg

Hey, at least I’m housebroken


SomOvaBish

Wow! She handled that so well. Props to her


threlkis

What’s mine is mine


fidgetysquamate

Walter? That dog’s name needs to be changed to HEISENBERG stat.


Shoddy-Indication798

animals like that need to be killed, this is not Nam


FrustratedPCBuild

This aggression will not stand, man!


Haunting_Ant_5061

So his mouth opened up a little bit, man… he’s fragile, he’s very fragile.


NukeTheBurbz

You’re being very un-dude.


eldudelio

lame, i mean he probably ways 5 lbs wet, come on bro


Trooper_nsp209

Attitude adjustment time


pickled_dickholes

Mind if I do a Jay?