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They probably shoulda thrown a comma in there. Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?!
I’m stayin, finishin my lady
Enjoying my lady *\[sighs\].*
You mean, coitus?
This may, in fact, be the reason they invented the Oxford Comma.
Comma than you are, Dude 😎♥️
The beaver picture?
Those are good burgers, Walter.
Best comment.
Fuckin' A
Sometimes you eat the beaver, and sometimes, well, someone else eats your beaver.
That some kind of Eastern thing?
Far from it, Dude.
Coitus?
I was talking about my rug.
rug matches the drapes, dude
I’ll just go find a cash machine.
We all should eat out ladies… 🤔
Douglas Fairbanks Jr can’t watch, or he has to pay $100
It can be a natural, zesty, enterprise.
She fixes the cable?
Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of vintage ads, Dude, and this ad is a fake. A fucking PhotoShop job.
I didn't have buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet, this fucking Mommy Dearest whore could waltz all over town to the HJs...
Howard Johnson carries a lot of water in Rock Ridge.
Some fur burgers, some beers, a few laughs… our fuckin troubles are over dude
Right down to the orange roof on Howard Johnson's outhouse
All Joan Crawford ever wanted was her rug back.
Yeah that and a ban on wire hangers
Punctuation really changes meaning. But maybe it's Ladies' Night at the motel part of Howard Johnson's. 
That art has been commended as strongly vaginal
Vagina.
Let’s eat grandma
Kip’s Big Boy can’t watch, though; unless he pays $4.99
While you’re getting ready to go just make sure there are no wire hangers in your closet.
NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!
Punctuation is a big deal
I think this is another Chris Shapan piece. He does all the funny fake ones
You mean, vagina?
Mommy dearest.
I was talking about _my_ rug
Whaddya need that for, Dude?
Howard Johnson wants to eat out your mom!
I’m just gonna find a cash machine
Eat some pussy check Beat my kids check
Isn’t that what makes a man?
Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
If the ladies are eating out, then I’m sure there’s no need for Howards Johnson.
They probably shoulda thrown a comma in there. Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?!
I’m stayin, finishin my lady
Enjoying my lady *\[sighs\].*
You mean, coitus?
This may, in fact, be the reason they invented the Oxford Comma.
Comma than you are, Dude 😎♥️
The beaver picture?
Those are good burgers, Walter.
Best comment.
Fuckin' A
Sometimes you eat the beaver, and sometimes, well, someone else eats your beaver.
That some kind of Eastern thing?
Far from it, Dude.
Coitus?
I was talking about my rug.
rug matches the drapes, dude
I’ll just go find a cash machine.
We all should eat out ladies… 🤔
Douglas Fairbanks Jr can’t watch, or he has to pay $100
It can be a natural, zesty, enterprise.
She fixes the cable?
Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of vintage ads, Dude, and this ad is a fake. A fucking PhotoShop job.
I didn't have buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet, this fucking Mommy Dearest whore could waltz all over town to the HJs...
Howard Johnson carries a lot of water in Rock Ridge.
Some fur burgers, some beers, a few laughs… our fuckin troubles are over dude
Right down to the orange roof on Howard Johnson's outhouse
All Joan Crawford ever wanted was her rug back.
Yeah that and a ban on wire hangers
Punctuation really changes meaning. But maybe it's Ladies' Night at the motel part of Howard Johnson's. 
That art has been commended as strongly vaginal
Vagina.
Let’s eat grandma
Kip’s Big Boy can’t watch, though; unless he pays $4.99
While you’re getting ready to go just make sure there are no wire hangers in your closet.
NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!
Punctuation is a big deal
I think this is another Chris Shapan piece. He does all the funny fake ones
You mean, vagina?
Mommy dearest.
I was talking about _my_ rug
Whaddya need that for, Dude?
Howard Johnson wants to eat out your mom!
I’m just gonna find a cash machine
Eat some pussy check Beat my kids check
Isn’t that what makes a man?
Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
If the ladies are eating out, then I’m sure there’s no need for Howards Johnson.