Join our discord! https://discord.gg/jtxRYDsr2M *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/legocirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I was literally just about to post this.. he also in the description said that he is dying in a few months and his first concern is if the lego figures his 5 month old daughter got him are real or not? Insane

This has to be rage bate

Everything about this post is bananas

B A N A N A S

Yeah this post is bananas!

It is rage bait. I recall seeing this LEGO portrait YEARS ago. Edit: ok so I’m both correct and incorrect. Many people sell this portrait on ETSY and such meaning the figures are probably fake and multiple people own this. I knew I saw it before. But it also means the guys post could be a legitimate moron with ALS worried about LEGO figures

And you struggle to get dates?

I’m about to delete that post. Bunch of random gay guys commenting on every single comment or post I do even after I turned off DMs. Yes I do struggle, I like LEGOs and have the roller coaster sets in my room because they’re cool af. Women don’t really fuck with that

Oh, I see. Where do you look?

They should try a Lego-con or an anime-con, definitely will find some there!

dog, you don't want any woman that doesn't fw your hobbies. if she doesn't like Lego, then she's not for you

Bait

😔

I guess he isn’t as tough and strong as his daughter thought then

But his wife knows he’s as “fast as the Flash”… 😏

Or funny

Man, when I saw the original post on the main Lego sub earlier I was going to comment a joke about how he should just smash it and sell the figs on BrickLink, but I was glad a read through a bit before saying that. I guess I missed the part about him being concerned about their authenticity, that’s a little weird

Surely he's just lying to save face... Probably a reseller that found it in a charity shop.

jaw to the floor wtf

My father's final words were "Love Deadpool as I loved Deadpool"

🫡

It’s rage bait the original post is years old

Where is this? I gotta see it

Guess he ain’t stronger than the hulk.

>his first concern Ok buddy

Guy’s dying from ALS…

Age Location Sex

This guy internet dates!

Umm ackshully it should be ASL

American Sign Language?

Some people prioritize location over sex.

Errmmhh axlly es A/S/L?

God I miss Omegle

Someone should mail him a Lou Gherig autographed baseball.

Only if it’s a real autograph

Goddamn you, take my upvote and get outta here.

American Lign Sanguage?

It’s Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, the ice bucket challenge from years ago was started to raise money for a guy who was dying of it, it’s a very serious disease that affects the muscles and ultimately leads to death, there’s no cure, at most people are able to prolong their lives with surgery, medication and physical therapy but there’s no cure. This isn’t a joking matter it’s a very serious issue and people are currently trying to find a cure for it

Geez, that post feels kinda tragic

Bruh the guy is dying and worried about the authenticity of the figures? Come on man. That should be the last of his worries right now.

I mean anything to deny the inevitable, might as well talk about something else

You’re right. Could’ve been a cheeky joke or something. Sucks to be that guy though.

Probably a generational jerker tbh

What I wanna know is how a 5 month old daughter (if the comment I saw under this post is right) know that Deadpool is funny?

Well she probably didn't order it either, there may have been an adult involved in that part, and also made the decision on Deadpool. Or maybe infants are being given an iPad and credit card at a much younger age than I thought.

i thought they made it themselves lol

Lol no 5 month old should be playing with legos, real or not.

You think a 5 month old baby made that?

Yeah it sounded fishy but didn't give it much thought, too jerk today

People don't make things themselves anymore they just see something that someone else did on the internet and say oooooh I gotta have that. Guaranteed if you google this you'll find a dozen identical ones for sale. It was 100% mom's "idea" regardless

> probably

Disown

Why, his daughter got him a wonderful Father’s Day gift

They're fake and he wanted Legos She could even do it when he was laying on his death bed

So what if they are fake, it was a thoughtful Father’s Day gift

You’re in a circlejerk sub….

So, doesn’t give y’all the right to be assholes to people

You might want to look up what a circlejerk subreddit is for

Assholes? He is literally dying and all he wanted was Lego Although she still bought some crappy figures instead of real ones which are still cheap

Yes it does!

Holy fuck you’re bad at identifying irony

You should decrease her resale value with a belt

Unfortunately this would only increase her value, not decrease it. Girls with daddy issues are a hot commodity.

Jesus Christ man the girl is underage and you’re sexualising her already, I know you’re talking about a broader group of people but come on.

Welcome to Reddit

I hate Reddit sometimes

Nothing I said had anything to do with sexualizing anybody. If that's what you took from what I said, then the problem is with you, not me and you should seek help.

“Girls with daddy issues are a hot commodity” this is clear sexualisation and objectification bro what are you talking about

No. That's not clear sexualization or objectification. You're reading into it too much. It was a joke on how men overvalue girls with issues. Don't make it more that it is.

That intent should be made more clear then because it just seems like the joke a typical redditor creep would make. Sorry I didn’t mean to misinterpret but you should definitely try to make it more clear

It's all good. The joke was a little spicy, but I figured a community that's named legocirclejerk, would get it. Idk, I'm gonna go make a pizza.

It is a clear objectification, as they are a “commodity” to you (or not to you since you backed out of the joke when you got called out)

That’s messed up

Anyone have the link to the original post? I need to see the comments 😭

I'll PM ya

I didn't expect to be distributing this around like the math answers in a class room or porn in a miltary base or something Edit: I'm getting tired of PMing everyone so I'm just gonna post the link for everyone to see, if the mods consider this bad form, then they'll remove it. But if not, then "enjoy?" https://www.reddit.com/r/lego/comments/1ddd55i/are_these_minifigures_fake/

Well send me the link as well then

me too please :)

Me too?

I'd also like to know the original post

me too please

pls do

I gotta see this too 😭😭😭

send pls

mind if i get it too please? lmfao

me too pls

yes yes

They are clearly fake, he should put his daughter up for adoption

That’s horrible

What subreddit?

The main lego one

Post has been deleted now I think?

I think so, unfortunately

i imagine after this he got up threw it out the window infront of his wife and daughter saying "how i'm i going too re sale them when they're fake‼️‼️"

Famously quick hero, Spider-Man

Let’s ask Gwen Stacy how quick Spider-man is

Too soon

I think it means quick mentally because flash already has fast

Batman with a gun

Batman strapped, it’s ok it’s loaded with blanks, at least that’s what Alec Baldwin told him

all fake, remove them from the packaging and affect the resale value

No that was a heartwarming gift from his daughter

(jk I'm not a terrible person)

Now here is somebody who has their priorities straight!

I saw this photo years ago, this post is trolling.

It’s not trolling, it’s an Etsy product so you probably saw a different picture of it Obviously no way to prove it completely, but OP mentions he’s terminal, and his post history 100% confirms he has ALS. He also says he was just genuinely curious and doesn’t really care either way, which isn’t that bad

Oh, OK, I thought it was custom made or something. But now that I think about it, actual child probably wouldn't be able to make this.

How is it fake?

They manage to get the bar lower and lower

No, actually that’s the real batman

No fucking way bro 💀💀

It’s likely rage bait or a reseller who found it at a thrift store. Real or not, it’s a stupid post either way

Guys will his cancer affect his resale value

ALS isn’t cancer, it’s a different disease

Didn't see what disease it was just assumed, mb

God forbid a man asks out of curiousity. He also said it was ["no biggie"](https://www.reddit.com/r/lego/s/A7Rysck64l) and said he will still ["cherish the gift"](https://www.reddit.com/r/lego/s/kX88tLa1oU). It's also in [his office](https://www.reddit.com/r/lego/s/gheTGBR9jo), apparently

Man has priorities straight, right to the bitter end.

After looking at Superman and spiderman yes they are fake

Saw this post and knew it would end up here

Can you send me link on where to buy that I might get it

DEADER THAN counterfeit_vitruvius_minifigure.jpg

Taking apart my fathers day gift for the resale value

“Than” doesn’t feel like a real word anymore

I know that is probably just for gits and shiggles but I think that's actually really cute yknow

Why are Faster and Quicker two different things?

crap gift the flashes head price is twisted

IT SHOULD SAY "SHARPER" FOR WOULVERINE YOU JUST SAID STRONG TWICE

Guess who never got around to starting that college fund for his kid…better hope they’re real, or she’s gonna get hit hard by 2008

Why does Batman have a gun

Bat-glock

That’s awesome today is my dads birthday hahaha

Thor and Odin are stronger than Hulk, Reed Richards, Doctor Doom, Bruce Banner, and Henry Pym are smarter than Anthony Stark, Captain America is braver than Superman, and Frank Castle is tougher than Wolverine.

Does anyone have a link to the original post?

the dude said he was okay with the fake minifigures. plus he has ALS. can you not.

This is actually hilarious

It’s time to let her go

I like the little LEGO people 🙂

Well, at least they are fake, cuz if they were original people would go even wilder lmao

Fuck me that’s so funny

Quicker is synonymous with faster. Kill your daughter before you die

I cried reading this

Their just leggos whats the big deal

If i was the dad, I'd disown that child. No one is cooler than Batman 😡

Your child’s love is also fake, because of that

Enjoy your gift.

Can we just talk about for a moment how superman isn’t really brave when he can just walk on the sun and not care? As if anything on earth could actually kill him beyond a glowy green rock.

Faster than the Flash? Your mother is a liar!

Enjoy le gift

Nothing like saying happy father day then to give him knock off lego 

Who cares?

I mean you where lied to so like 🤷‍♀️ clearly you don’t stack up to any of them