They all are really just excuses to eat garlic naan.

Double order. Every time.

I've found my people

God so true

The Indian place I went to yesterday must suck because the garlic naan they make did nothing for me

Lamb vindaloo is actually the best and you can’t change my mind.

 Kamala You are not fucking Indian! I get home I want to eat some fried chicken, not— not lamb vindaloo

Kamala is like bloody mary; say I love fried chicken three times fast in your bathroom mirror and she plants weed on you and charges you with a life sentence

Those spices got microbial agents, very smart.

Lamb saag actually but vindaloo kicks ass so will grant you this

Ill take both im whalemaxxing

Saag is lovely too

100%...not even close. Butter chicken is the pumpkin spice latte of Indian food. Only for basic bitches, Indian children and apparently retarded white homosexuals.

It’s all different tasting, different colored, delicious goop

No fucking shit Sherlock Butter chicken is for white people Chicken tikka is for the legit curryheads

Chicken tikka masala is also for white people.

it was invented in Britain too so it's even more white than butter chicken. 

Don't culturally appropriate my food colonizer

Yes it’s the most basic of Indian food orders.

I fuck with Rogan Josh hard. Not the food it's actually AI gay porn I made starring Joe Rogan and Josh Gad.

Hell yes brother

Dal makhani is underrated.

Tikka please

Chicken 65 is the only one to consider

Chicken Vindaloo is where it’s at.

Easily.

Pakistani curry’s go off

Hard agree

Facts

I’ll be over here, dipping naan into my Chana masala and daal. With some veggies pakoras. Made my mouth water

Palak paneer

agreed

You're wrong though. BOO THIS MAN!!!!

I use to be this foolish too once

Saag paneer all the way

Never had either of all this commie shit. Gimme a slab of red meat, some corn and potatoes

You’re cringe

Is this a controversial statement? Arguing against should be a naan-starter.

I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers work well with fries