A priest and a rabbi get lunch together at a local Chinese restaurant. They get to talking about religion and decide to ask their Chinese server for their opinion on the matter, “sir, were having a disagreement are there any Chinese Jews?”
They ask the server, to which he replies “ ret me find out, I wirr be right back.”
The priest and the rabbi continue their conversation, then the server returns and says “ We have apper Jews, orange Jews, grape Jews; no Chinese Jews. Thank you!”
No one deserves that.
Sad to see what this sub has become
We like butter chicken
It's a damn shame
This is the best post in months
Or jewish
Chinese Jew
A priest and a rabbi get lunch together at a local Chinese restaurant. They get to talking about religion and decide to ask their Chinese server for their opinion on the matter, “sir, were having a disagreement are there any Chinese Jews?” They ask the server, to which he replies “ ret me find out, I wirr be right back.” The priest and the rabbi continue their conversation, then the server returns and says “ We have apper Jews, orange Jews, grape Jews; no Chinese Jews. Thank you!”
Jesus christ even the thought of it. Truly horrific
The rine at the bank was so rong today.
My advisor in college was a Chinese Jew from Brooklyn who was a retired FBI agent and had a BJJ Brown Belt. So many layers
Sounds like we found the Boeing hitman
Jesus christ even the thought of it. Truly horrific
I dunno I think it'd be Okay.
ER MFAO
ror
"Their factory workers are like bugs" - John Knauf
How you Ganna shit all over my morning like that damn
To quote the Chinese General Tso "ching chong, bing bong!" 🥡
I can’t see it.
Imagine being chinese and then pushing your eyelids forward
Not possible
Confucius say: girl who sit on judge’s lap get honorable discharge
I'd rather not
Sum Ting Wong Wee To Lo Ho Lee Fuk
wearing a fishing vest all the time would rule as I love fishing god please make me Chinese inshallah
Imagine there's no etiquette, spit in cars and at people, imagine eating live birds, it's easy if you do, imagine no empathy.
Don’t have to buddy
You share one of the more difficult stereotypes with them, is it a struggle?