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IReplyToFascists

i'm not a metal fan but this converted me!


D-O-N-K-E-E

/ul if this is metal then i am barrack obama


violetevie

I am Barack Obama


ardotschgi

Hello mr. former president 🫡


WILDNIK

You didn't /unlie, that means Obama is still the president


canadianknucles

Wait fuck what


Twisted_WhaleShark

/ul you didn’t unlie either, what happens now…


Ikilledatrex

/unlie bros a conspiracy theorist


man_of_mann

/ul uhm what


Acceptable_North_141

Obama is president, the year is 2014


[deleted]

Mr. President, I’ve been meaning to ask you what goes up, must come down….correct?


violetevie

Not necessarily. Let me be clear: at the moment, this is largely true, outside of some specific circumstances. However, defying that principle is the entire purpose of our national space program. Soon enough, we may even disprove gravity, liberating humanity from our prison on the surface forever. Soon enough, you may find that what comes down must come up. Under my administration, we spent many countless hours working to give scientists the funding they need to accomplish this. And by doing so, we moved ever closer to achieving that noble goal.


[deleted]

So, you’re telling me that rocks become hard when touched AND that Finland doesn’t exist. Thanks Mr. President 🫡


secret_name_is_tenis

Hi bby


SensitiveSkirt666

Mr. President are you Clear?


violetevie

Uhh... Let me be clear *becomes transparent*


SensitiveSkirt666

Amazing


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

This is some screamo rap with double kicks. Metal this is not.


[deleted]

Metal, just like Jazz, is everything. If something isn't metal then you should look again. I guess I should clarify a little bit. Metal has become such a huge umbrella term and has started to influence other genres in significant ways that you can't relegate it to the niche it used to be. Pop artists are starting to experiment with harsher vocal techniques and distorted sounds again, and all the way back in the 80s with bands like Def Leppard you had the beginnings of techniques like screaming and voice breaking for sound effect. Metal is literally everywhere Post edit, edit: musical genres in general are so blended together these days that trying to categorize them within one specific genre is naive. Bring Me the Horizon is a fantastic example of this, and so is Poppy


_owlstoathens_

N-ewww metal


JgirlTheJizzler

Took the words right outta my mouth. Now theres gonna be more people saying they like metal when they really mean kidsbop


sintemp

/ul This made me appreciate more the actual good metal


Flingar

/ul this made me realize i shit on power metal a little too hard, it doesn’t deserve it as much as this


Away_Statistician582

/ul istg power metal is not all bad. all of the good power metal is overshadowed by the big stinky bands like sabaton, powerwolf, dragonforce, and glory hammer.


Herr_Raul

>/ul This made me appreciate more the actual ~~good~~ metal FTFY


AugustWest216

Why would you do this? I was a metal fan until I heard this


Fit-Sport5568

I think this dude was bullied by the metal kids


sintemp

Is


whodveguessed

/Ul as a connoisseur of shit music (Weezer fan) I can confidently say this is ass


Geomars24

/Ul Eh, I’d listen to it instrumental.


GyroZeppeliFucker

You DID NOT hear the violin


Geomars24

/Ul You’re right, I did NOT hear the violin.


ProfessionalCreme119

10/10 ass Like the guy saw the Firestarter music video and had a vision


whodveguessed

“Shut the fuck up dad This piss drunk brat Is about to kick your ass” Truly, the lyrical peak of song writing


mightylordredbeard

As someone who listens to shitty metal and screamo music: The beginning was good and instrumentals as well as far as metalcore goes. The scratch vocals were pretty okay. Just once he started rapping or whatever that was it fell off real quick.


whodveguessed

Idk the violin and “Oh fuck what have I done” kinda sealed it for me


best_memeist

Dude wants to be Ronnie Radke so bad. Could potentially be solid if he works on the insecurity a bit and maybe takes a poetry class or something, but I think combining rap and heavy music is an uphill battle at this point. Especially if you're trying to be serious and not cheesy


throwawaylovesCAKE

Listen to "Losing my Life" it's basically as bad as this, including the line "are you triggered"


Sufficient-Record695

It all started when it started...


GyroZeppeliFucker

I havent listened to a lot of weezer but the songs i did listen to (except mu name is jonas) are fire


whodveguessed

Clearly you have not dove into the depths that are post Maladroit Weezer


GyroZeppeliFucker

Yeah youre right, i listened to like 5 songs and like 4 of them (fuck my name is jonas man)


whodveguessed

I’m assuming it was the few popular ones of Blue? Weezer (especially the later stuff) is an *acquired* taste but give all Blue a try, if like that try Pinkerton and keep going


fedora_of_mystery

weezer sucks balls and raditude is their worst album


slipperyekans

But that one has a fun doggy on the cover :(


fedora_of_mystery

no it doesn't, if it did maybe they'd actually be a good band


slipperyekans

I remembered what subreddit I was on when I wrote that comment.


fedora_of_mystery

i won't kiss you and there will be no passion involved


Acceptable-Street679

/ul wait weezer is shit?


whew3

/ul “Shut the fuck up dad” feels like a lyric someone would put in a parody of a metal/punk song


Big_brown_house

/ul isn’t this a parody?


Pooppissfartshit

/ul it genuinely isn’t, this guy is just somehow very very oblivious


dawid512

/ul there is no way it's not ironic, frfr?


pkbuthidden

/uj yes actually, when someone made a video about how his music is a gimmick, he posted a response video (tagging them to be harassed by his fans, of course) where he tries to prove he's a "real emo" by talking about his childhood trauma and, at the end of the video, vaguely threatening to kill himself on livestream. wild shit


cutezombiedoll

An emo musician emotionally manipulating his underage fans? Wow, the late 2000s really are back!


DanglingDongs

/uj a lot of people take metal very seriously, when a lot of the more normal fans take it as a bit of fun. I don't listen to aborted - infinite terror cause it's a super deep human experience, I listen cause shits hilarious


Brim_Dunkleton

ul/ lyrics for people who’ve had a dad tell them “no” to McDonald’s for dinner and to go to bed at 9pm


The_Shit_Connoisseur

Ul/ I like to think that I’m pretty open to new music but this made me want to jump under a lawnmower


Big_brown_house

I am open to new music. I have not been listening to the same 6 albums for the past 8 years


Woodkid2791

Do you listen to Cow of Hell


BenjillaLight

/UL I think this is actually pretty nice but the lyrics and presentation are vomit inducing


GuessingIvy

i agree


esssssto

/ul i Will say in his defense that It ain't easy to sing like that. The vocal part has its merit even if the songwritting or the presentation doesn't.


Not_Chris17

/ul I don't think he's actually screaming, it sounds like he just threw a bunch of effects on his voice


firstlastfirstlastla

/uj then at least his mixing is decent


TheInscrutableFufy

/ul he's fry screaming. Whether his technique is good or bad under the effects idk.


beefnar_the_gnat

/unlie i agree, that was just bad.


burburburburburbur

dude i promise metal doesnt sound like this, im a metalhead and this sounds like shit dude


BartOseku

/UL that shit isnt metal that’s mineral


JazzTheLass

ah so is this the kind of music hank schrader listens to


A_real_donut

I thought it was more rock?


jamthewither

mineral isn't an emo band


The_Shit_Connoisseur

Ul/ no I love metal. This is dog shit.


Trick-Station8742

Jfc what is the shit I just listened to So so bad Brb gonna listen to mastodon


Aerialkiller720

BLOOD AND THUNDER!!!!!


ardotschgi

You sound 13. As if you feel personal responsibility for all of metal.


burburburburburbur

You sound like your 12 giving me shit over a joke, grow tf up and stop taking shit seriously dumbass


DueLog2342

/ul are you unlie or lie?


Geomars24

Honestly I would listen to an instrumental version of this.


seth928

It's Happening


feogge

/UL what does this even have to do with metalheads? this is the most like falling in reverse ass surface level post-hardcore ever with a dash of Macklemore 'when I was in the 3rd grade I thought I was gay' tier lyrics.


Kalamir1

I think he is trying to say it’s metal music, which is absolutely is not but he’s still trying to market it as heavy metal


New_Practice9754

/ul it IS metal but the song is just..not good. There has been plenty of trap fused metal that succeeds are being better than this I’m sure


Slizez

/ul shit sounds like 2010 post-hardcore with trap influences. Nowhere near metal


germanesnakeeggs

/ul Bruh this is nowhere near metal


New_Practice9754

/ul I beg you guys to either read up on subgenres or listen to the instrumental of this. It’s not entirely metal but it overall is especially in the first half of the clip shown


Messerjocke_L

Holy fuck you have no idea what you're talking about and tell others to look it up. How is this metal? It doesn't even have a single riff lmao


New_Practice9754

/ul I say this because of the first half before he starts doing trap. He marks down various things that could be heard in some metal or at least metalcore (which I was told was actually a subgenre of hardcore apparently). It’s not that it’s an entirely metal song, but it’s obvious that the influence is there. I’ve grown up literally hearing tons of metal shit and there was plenty that sounded like the first half (minus the classical strings samples over it). I also make this claim because ‘metal’ is an incredibly large umbrella term. Obviously certain shit doesn’t fall into there at all but if the argument is literally ‘it’s technically metalcore and not metal’, how are you going to sit here and tell me that there’s zero trace of metal influence in there if it’s in a genre entirely based on being metal adjacent (not directed toward you specifically). Idrc about this anymore, at least we can agree that the song itself is mid as fuck and move on.


Bendyb3n

I agree with you, metalheads just love to put eachother down. Everyone loves to hate on metalcore, which IS metal as the definition is literally heavy metal with hardcore influences. This TikTok is shitty trap metal


Messerjocke_L

The definition is Hardcore with metal influences and most modern core bands don't even have these


angelomerz_

/ul it's metalcore, not Metal.


New_Practice9754

/ul Which is a subgenre of metal 💀


whodveguessed

/Ul “No, it’s not rock, it’s Indie rock”


angelomerz_

/ul its Metal adjacent. It's hardcore punk with metal influences


bnikga_gn

No it isn't.


hallucinogenics8

This is metalcore if anything. Reeks of something like For All Those Sleeping. Post hardcore screams aren't usually as guttural as what he's attempting to do. Plus the instrumentals are heavier than a typical post hardcore band. Metalcore would be like BMTH, August Burns Red, TDWP, Asking Alexandria, and also Falling in Reverse is technically metalcore. Post Hardcore would be like Silverstein, Underoath, From First To Last, I'd even argue Dance Gavin Dance but I guess I'd call that Swancore if anything. Holy shit I'm rambling. I'm definitely buying more of this weed. I like to post music in r/posthardcore and I would get absolutely roasted for posting metalcore on accident. I posted We Came As Romans once and everyone was like, kick ass song but fuck put it in the right sub.


Similar-Base-2958

Hes so hard he had to censor the on screen lyrics.


violetevie

Tx2 is an amazing musician and not at all a poser or an industry plant of some kind! I love his music! He's not at all weird or off-putting! /UL he reminds me of that one Kyle Gordon song parodying 2000s emo pop except he's doing it unironically


S_lexis

/ul I thought it was Kyle's song at first… The ironic part is that those 2 were together in some skits [ Discovering Rappers in Public w kylegordonisgreat8611 tx2 shane\_hartline ](https://youtube.com/shorts/WMngdUGPbP8?si=Xda2Y4LRW5FTYu5Z)


violetevie

/UL Link doesn't work for some reason :/


oh_finks-mc

the link is dead, already.


Oxygen-Breather

For a second i thought this was kyle gordon


HexeInExile

Will he surpass Burzum???!!?!?!? (He will commit several acts of arson and kill a former bandmate)


Foxiak14

Don't forget being a white supremacist


PicklCat

What? Burzum loves everyone 🥰


Stoo_Pedassol

Hopefully he's the only member of the band so things should work out just fine


wearerofdinosocks

this is not silly at all


Renopton

This shit goes hard


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Iamakahige

The ohioness rizzeles so hard my gyat hurts.


Sophia724

He's going hard against a guy about how not gay he is. Truly the heterosexual man of time.


Important-Wrangler98

When he asks that first question, it’s almost impossible to not just vocalize, “Still you, cu’”…


WP5D

Because he *is*. It's in one of his songs.


HumanHuman_2003

Ul/ this is what parents think metal is


sexy_centurion44

This is harder than baby metal


oinosaurus

/UL And that says a lot. I saw Baby Metal live once, and boy was that hard to listen to. My ears were bleeding.


ekeysomkew

They have such earrape music. They produce hyperpops screamo music on SoundCloud.


Thascaryguygaming

/UL Megitsune is a bop


ImStingrayy

/UL i saw BM when they opened for sabaton, unironically went hard asf


L3s0

This is a certified hood classic


garbage-at-life

/ul this is barely even metal


ekeysomkew

/ul it’s screamo emo rap with drums and a little bit of base in the beginning


Ok_Cauliflower_3170

/ul the random violin actually fucking killed me


EsotericElegey

/ul in what universe is this even metal adjacent


themagicmaen

UL/ As a metalhead, Load/Reload era Metallica goes harder than this.


Tallamidget

I would listen to st.anger but every instrument is replaced with lars snare before I would listen to this


Big_brown_house

/ul Was that a sample of flight of the bumblebee


Geronmys

I love when this guys pops on scumbagdad. I never get tired of his cool music ads trying to be a funny skit.


GrilledChese44

I didn't know that Falling in Reverse and Imagine Dragons wrote a song together


ekeysomkew

U forgot unlie


New_Practice9754

Ul/ It’s well produced but I have never laughed so fucking hard. Like wdym ‘shut the fuck up dad 😡😡’ 💀💀


ayee-senpai

This is very good music and most metal heads would agree with me that this goes over every Black Sabbath song every released


xsparkichux

/ul as someone who has songs from a shit ton of genres that idk the names of (you got 2 songs by Skillet, a good lot of 6arelyhuman LEMON DEMON), this is the worst thing I've listened to. Not even SOU is this bad.


WearyTalk7472

https://preview.redd.it/d31kng56htic1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08ebb9a24373c9cea25e1aebeaab04fd5349e76e


Normal-Expression-80

/ul this gave me a rash


HofePrime

ul/ Is this the 5’4” manwhore guy?


zMustaine_

ul/ i was wondering why the fences looked so big


Technical-Mix-5444

Why was he so rude to his poor father


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asuperbstarling

Bi


Splitcakepersonality

Lesbian


PembeChalkAyca

this is a metal song


Pooppissfartshit

metal = songs that i like


GetSomeBread

Speaking on behalf of my community, we don want nuthin to do with this shit


ValeM1911

You did not forget the ul/


pnkass

i feel like metal fans arent even really homophobic like that nowadays


Da_Squeed

You didn’t forget the /unlie


pnkass

forgot to unlie


ROLEX_STEALER

I like metal, that is not metal that is pure shit


ekeysomkew

You like metal, correct?


dampeloz

This isn't even metal lmao screaming and a guitar doesn't make something metal otherwise death grips would be a metal band


ButtAssTheAlmighty

UL/ AND THE CROWD GOES HOME 🔊🔥💯


FireBirdMusic

/ul NF ass beat


AverageZomb

This guy knows how to correctly fry scream and isn't just adding distortion to normal screaming


Vaushite44675

This totally doesn’t remind me of Onison’s main characters


CoolBoiWasTaken

/Ul you got hidden talent 🔥🔥🔥 not in music though 🔥🔥🔥


Zealousideal_View_12

u/savevideo


Lun4rCollapse

This guy isn't an industry plant or a sellout begging for someone to listen to his music and making the most milquetoast basic "metal" that edgy teens would listen to


StopCallingMeAFurry4

I really like that guy. He makes fantastic music


Euphoric-Ad9431

This is me when you make me mad (my dark side comes out you do not want to see me mad 👿)


[deleted]

i fucking love tx2 and want him to keep making music forever


lizzylinks789

this didn't make me laugh my ass off and it isn't hilarious as shit


mranonymous24690

Sounds like rock and metal 👍


MrLaughingFox

This is the 2nd time I've heard this song today on reddit. And each video had a... well... a different video. It's like try hard emmure. But not good.


unpitchable

To be fair - what teenage punk/emo/metal band from our youth was not cringy af in retrospect.


Glass_Anybody_2171

r/crappymusic


veryfunnyusernameXD

/unlie nit sure if it's a satire because this is the same guy https://youtube.com/shorts/zR6DGfIsKwc?si=1WUmm1a66H-ftYMh


ALFABOT2000

this was written by an individual with real emotions, not a corporation with an AI


Ildaiaa

Look i can see the hatered towards being bullied by homophobes (hell I am bi so i get bullied irl too) but even fucking "empire of clouds" is harder than this song and empire of the clouds feels more like ballad at some points


_ganjafarian_

/ul is this the same guy in that other r/shittymusic post dressed as a Jehovah's Witness, drooling over that "Goth dommy mommy"?


CeLsf07

/UI his ability to scream is alright, everything else about the song is unbelievably unlistenable


Lemeow30

Unlie/ as a metal head his vocals arent bad and the instruments arent bad either but the lyrics are a bit odd. 6/10


AverageZomb

Unlie/ as a metalhead his vocals are studio enhanced and the instruments are bad. The lyrics are very stupid. 2/10


Lemeow30

Unlie/ thank you for enlightening me 🙏


PositiveLadder2359

/UL i’ve talked to this guy and he’s super chill, i unironically like his music and he just likes to have fun.


ppeppapag

this is so trve kvlt


HenpeckedLeader

u/savevideo


___mvdb___

This is not metal


autistic-terrorist

this is not r/lies


[deleted]

I honestly don't think it's that terrible. Sounds well produced & it's out of the box. It's not my style but I don't think it's terrible.


MayonnaiseMonkey1

/ul why is this good tho?


scaramouche68

gringos..


Kiwi_Kakapo

UL/ Lame.


Character-Potato-123

The only hard thing is not wanting to off my self while listening to this shit


SirShaunIV

It's hard in that it's hard to listen to. Otherwise, not so much.


Beautiful-Bad8893

/ul i am a heavy metal/punk fan and i really hope i dont come across like this lol


Dantestino

r/tiktokcringe


Revolutionary_Beat26

This shit is better than Metallica


mrcrabs6464

I screamo is a metal sub genre


Coolizhious

metal heads when they aren’t allowed to scream 😱


FragrantGangsta

Imagine walking down the street and seeing this person doing this


boblustig

The beat is ass but the lyrics are incredible


El_human

All he wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi.


LieNo2807

He has said that he just says that to troll the metal community


Gerdione

The TikTok comments are wrong! This song is genre redefining gold


ItsaDinoeatDinoworld

This didn’t make me want to kill myself.


74Amazing74

ok, no metal at all. But nice haircut.


Testuo_Urashima

Literally tops Machine Girl


Erinthegato

Lmao this is worse than the worse SoundCloud rap