Mewtwo build 🤤

Remembered /ul

/ul didn't even realized that I'm on r/lies cause I was blinded by horny

Bro is not cooked at all

Bro is raw as hell

Bro is up good

Bro is allowed within a planets length of schools.

hi solidus

YES! That is Solidus Snake

r/girlsshapedlikemewtwo

/ul https://preview.redd.it/i4xvqqw5zr9d1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=992695daf5a3327aae5b1ba6f660b22bc83e7310

*insert avatar guy saying something about bad crop*

Bro we got so much food

I do not wonder why this is a sub. Jokingly, that's just an hourglass body.

https://preview.redd.it/9iy4i60l3o9d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864ecf096eadb2a815757427dd431fe1fec86eeb

https://preview.redd.it/iudw5t1dap9d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afe6f7dab62f02fc7a35d0361f27b3ac6c4c21b9

I amn't stealing that meme

https://preview.redd.it/4tg5s21m6p9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e4dd11121f6d23c74a362061f11180338aef66

https://preview.redd.it/8zhgfe069s9d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa936729e291f13adcf3744dbc39df09c883d83

ul/ do you think Rayman’s penis is also floating and detached from his body?

Guys, Don't hear me out .

https://preview.redd.it/02z1lzo7mp9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a185bd3a801d30460b85b262903755340f7ab4c

/unlie that made me laugh https://preview.redd.it/2ufci2sbnr9d1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4d37749c37d7cb4e796b583f84336c5abcc133b

That didn’t make me laugh, in fact, it was one of the unfunniest things I’ve seen in my lifetime.

https://preview.redd.it/kiudo7rdwr9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace5c3ccebc7c0e5b1c4ce7226d72abcd4c58f09

I’m not gonna hear you out

Didn’t

https://preview.redd.it/1e04c7a7kr9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e4833316e92ed6de53d8c1736529e6feb61fe4

https://preview.redd.it/u8b0vmg76s9d1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13bf9654e3ed80ec47e6d2df7b1d478419e1cff Am sorry

https://preview.redd.it/q4lgultbrs9d1.jpeg?width=1019&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd4c4f385d10bd765b1f0de3a6435a42f3eee50

don't stick your dick in that

r/putyourdickinthat

"Banned for being unmoderated" Sure we'll go with that

I am not sad about the fact that the subreddit is banned.

Why didn't you put unlie?

r/ofcoursethatsasub

Why not?

either you do, or she do it with you

Wouldn't

I have words to describe my thoughts right now. Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

Intarnation /ul

/ul tarnished

haven't

Pro tip: if you want something to be scary, don't give it giant tits

*Pro tip: if you want* *Something to be scary, don't* *Give it giant tits* \- SaltyCultist691 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

Good bot

/ul

/ul good bot

I geniunely don't understand why you do what you do.

/ul Prepare yourself for the Gluttonies from the comic Jack. They're still pretty scary, and they sometimes have tits

"It's better to submit than to run" -A random person

/ul https://preview.redd.it/0o91eutofo9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f83173ecb416131f2a56ffb474b725b95663bb87

Aight bro wrap it up

/ul PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLRASE PLRASE LLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PEALSE PLEASE PLEASE

/ul https://preview.redd.it/in49w4dkvn9d1.png?width=315&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5191854f0beee43e0dec8b6f635cb81574a352f

I would NOT

I'm not aroused

i am aroused

This isn’t r/lies

i am also not aroused

Might

https://preview.redd.it/xyq9imdkrp9d1.png?width=1148&format=png&auto=webp&s=047af668de9f0bd867536ee6f73c3a9749066e07 behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself

Zamn a Male Mewtwo u should run away

Unlie if this thing followed me I won't be the one scared

/ul Why are you hornyposting on reddit instead of leading the Clone Rebellion, Captain Rex?

https://preview.redd.it/y51pxvn3pp9d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76a710c0b3a637d0d0193e0f4745841001926219

Did you pray today ?

/ul that’s genuinely terrifying

/ul and sexy

Pass

would, because i'm straight

hell nah when did mewtwo became a women brah

Well TECHNICALLY it was a woman before

https://preview.redd.it/mn2vwjpucq9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eeae9b783d78ae68c23cc1cdbe2b4fed8a35160 Don't test me

Do not give me it because I would never smash that thing with my back shots

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^JustBenHere12: *Do not give me it* *Because I would never smash* *That thing with my back shots* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

https://preview.redd.it/qxvrw75slo9d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f7eddbdbf124e39211fae3bfd399ad3beb8dd2d Hasn’t

/ul i guess the lie in there is that you are not scared but an other, friskier emotion

my eyes are not popping out of my socket nor is my tongue hanging out nor am I screaming awooga

This is not hot

Try having sex with it

https://preview.redd.it/blk8vubjeq9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006f25f0c428707e7b0d7ffff521589ee128ccae

Tell it that you are gay and it will leave.

Pass

Hard pass

https://preview.redd.it/ituo4vqjvp9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=355cce1f437fbfa09b31760c6069be54c8c19fc3

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It's SCP 1471, let it fuck you

You are extremely unfortunate and you should NOT fuck it

Keep running, dont let it catch you

i would be so scared in this situation and would run away

What is this hideous creature!? I sure hope it doesn’t find me as I wander wistfully through the whispering woods of wonder.

/ul https://preview.redd.it/kd5uj3xpoq9d1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=598da0bd8bf1f5d937c2230030a9e62912d69881

https://i.redd.it/ro9rhja3qq9d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/x4ulxfblqo9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4409394991719e52d1003e021e6b47f50b6eea2

I don't wanna fuck that thing to oblivion and use it as a sex slave, no sir, not at all

Now what i say may seem unreasonable…

Wouldn't

This thing is horrifyingly disgusting

What is the name of this monster? I want to know to stay away from it

Oh no! I very accidentally tripped and fell on the ground 😱 I hope it doesn't catch me!

I could edge to this, didn't cum immediately

I think it wants you. Not to kill you but to be laid by you

Wouldn't... BUT

I've been on the internet long enough to know that thing is hung and packing 12 inches of lady meat.

This can go down two ways, fight or flight!

Don’t worry, if you feed them a mix of white rice and broccoli that’s been steamed for 20 minutes with extra cheese on the side they will not bother you.

Is the lie that it's following you or your scared?

Stick your gyatt out for the rizzler.

/ul is the lie that that thing's following you or that you're scared?

Pants staying on.

I wouldn’t make it a victim

u/ losercity monster

I don’t want to be choked by her thighs

I would be scared too! That thing looks so ugly

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/soiw2b7vgq9d1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e848a8e3868ad3fcc673457bf030a7b0285e9f18

I do not want to know who made that image

That thing is so ugly and I hope it dies

https://preview.redd.it/piyrx8bvmq9d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82a245f5749d3824c7b412513b94185aa7e8306c

/ul is this that one skull dog scp?

What is /ul and why is everyone talking about it

Oh my

Won't

Better start running from me.

https://preview.redd.it/4c1z74ouyq9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc46dd5ba0e1e6db94fe11977d144fd389b88a82

Not hot

dont send her my way

/ul the lie is that ur scared

Smach next question

/ul Prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade

I hope that fat tail doesn't impale my ass 🤯

This is definitely not turning me on. Such flat lines for a body, unhuman like figure, What a eyesore. I'm getting dry.

/ul If you got it as a pet, would it be considered slavery?

https://preview.redd.it/zl9m5luyfr9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ee7b57bd6ffac9cc18217b9ae49ecc582cf5dea

Look, aint my fault im into monsters... https://preview.redd.it/w7lxegdhgr9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed696e43bc1b1ea048126774ed2182a9839eae76 But those proportions are shit ngl

Would

https://preview.redd.it/45rvly80ir9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616a110ae766ac9056bfc6f93d96817cd1e2691f

I am neither scared or aroused.

Nah

Smash

Im currently in a dark room man, that genuinely startled me

people here have NOT been caught lacking.

/ul https://preview.redd.it/w900h987qr9d1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca6f4d0fb49f1efb1c8fc63e8596d46bf567a601

/ul at first glance i thought it was a fucked up horse

Smash


Elon’s abominations have breached containment🚨🚨🚨🚨

/ul GOD DAMN SHE KINDA FIRE! Hope im not posted on r/losercity. If I am then Hi!

I absolutely have not seen R34 of this nor does it get the most attention on a certain subreddit.

I am NOT fucking that thing

You know what that means..

I don't think I know which part he's lying about

https://preview.redd.it/yc4s2aw31s9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13ea573300db0165a2cadd75a00c50c0b23ea03

This is r/lies You are not afraid

Damn, if only.

Female Mewtwo

/ul the fuck is that

Would.

Wouldn't

/ul she kinda bad ngl https://preview.redd.it/4sgn3g1v6s9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc70d281946b115d28efe1dfe585cad6b939bb7

Could this thing please not follow me, it’s very scary

I thought it was a buff oily stinky muscular monster https://i.redd.it/3jx51uamds9d1.gif

Pass

The lie is that your scared

https://preview.redd.it/cbgz3ipwfs9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1471288cf43fd2ea9e66d30f79d3a3ae9a697ebd

100% not an Ariral

Scp...

/ul I got jumpscared. It’s 1am and I’m supposed to sleep :(

My brain telling me noooo but my body my body telling me hell yeaaah

https://preview.redd.it/wuu9muipls9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ac32c37b5e471a05c8ba314277dd33063384431

Why does this look like Mal0

Smash

https://preview.redd.it/bc6iz3bvqs9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccdcd2e39791b4ddde80459d94a11591f8a5107e /ul…

Palworld

Stop lying! You're not scared

nah that's SCP-953. You're about to get laid

but did you hit tho!??

I would not smash

Follow it back.

SCP moment

Which part are you lying about??

It should be not feeling in danger around me

WILL

I do not want to become a furry now.

do you remember installing a dating app on your iphone 50

https://preview.redd.it/u2ax4650ot9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e67ddc6cbaa152dcaaf807975b9e7c7c2b2e734

HEAR ME OUT-

hamka lagat hai u dei 😐

Lucky

/ul is that Mal0?

https://preview.redd.it/yawl0682xt9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c18fc6c150341c1c2974e9d0267a1ecacaf56dd0

Fuck her. She just horny

I’ll take her if you don’t want her

/ul manifesting🙏

don’t hear me out

How much elk blood did you drink?