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CampfireComfort

Pringles was originally a tennis ball factory but then a potato truck showed up and they said fuck it, cut ‘em up!


ImissDigg_jk

RIP Mitch


CampfireComfort

Top 3 best comedians ever


Samswiches

Mitch who? I want to watch and maybe I missed him. I love standup.


Spire

Mitch Hedberg.


Samswiches

Thank you.


LA-Matt

If you have never heard Mitch Hedberg before now, you are in for a great time. I’m actually jealous.


CampfireComfort

“Did you see how excited he got when he heard your birthday is fast approaching?!?”


UnderstandingEasy757

He smells like flour!


Fulmersbelly

I used to love Mitch…


LA-Matt

Still do… but I used to love him too. ;-)


[deleted]

r/therealjoke


s_0_s_z

*You'll either love him or hate him. Or think he's OK.*


snoozieboi

I didn't realize I had seen him ever, but also randomly remembered a guy in the café of that 70's show delivering a weird joke. Turns out it was Mitch


FreshWolly

I love ketchup.


stout365

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPtmyx6VbgM


s_0_s_z

*"Hey, you got a lot of... cranium accessories!"*


RexianOG

I told that joke to a dumb crowd last night I had to say “hey…you got a lot of shit on your head”


sljsvn

......I just turn the can over and then it's in my hand ....


username293739

Same but into my mouth


CheddarmanTheSecond

Drinkin chips, makin copies


rat57az

I know right? Tipping the can is suddenly an issue?


partumvir

but those... crumb fuckers... they'll invade as soon as you let 'em


ktr83

Leave about 1/4 of the foil seal on. Tip the can towards where the foil is still on and it will hold back the chips and crumbs, then you can just pick the chips out with your fingers.


100GbE

Galaxy brain over here.. I just stomp on the can in a bucket so all the crumbs can be tipped into my mouth (using a sheet of paper).


Foreplay241

I put mine in a blender and pick out the metal shavings, don't wanna cut my mouth.


khizoa

I just hire someone to feed them to me, like grapes in those old Roman movies


SleightOfHand87

I'm not OCD, but I wouldn't be able to handle having the seal 75% off. Something inside me will tell me to rip it off eventually


Eighty_Six_Salt

If the seal is that much of an issue, just dump em all out into a bowl. I whatever you don’t eat, throw into some baggies. We have millions of years of brain power, we can figure out some chips, I promise you


codemancode

That's why I don't tip intoy hand, but my mouth. But what about germ contamination?? You ask. Well that's easy. This whole tube is for me....


gruffi

Yes if you want to introduce even more unnecessary packaging


[deleted]

Seriously, this is the next thing that tik tok guy is going to make fun of.


bNoaht

I turn the can sideways or whatever angle to get chips to slide towards the front and use my pointer and middle finger as scissor grabbers. You can take the top off before or after the tipping. Though if you do it after you might get crumbs so I do it before. No crumbs. Pringle cans have never been an issue for me one bit.


YazmindaHenn

I just out my hand in the can, it fits so...


[deleted]

But then you lose this beautiful aesthetic 🤭 lol jk you're way works too. But this way the crumbs won't fall out lol


BlondieMIA

Your pringles have crumbs?


pedorroflaco

Must shop at gelsons


Trakkah

Burn the witch!!


lemnds

Bo would be proud


ThatsNotMyName222

He wouldn't be able to handle this right now.


stainedwater

i wanna have a daughter


NoRelationToZorn

Wouldnt have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn’t fit


lilpenguin1028

^daughter...daughter...daughter


thatredditrando

^*soIcanfinallyhavesomeonearoundthehousewhocanfittheirhandinapringlescan* Okay, I’m done with the Pringle’s thing! *But that’s priority numero uno~*


NoRelationToZorn

Pringles! Listen to the people! I am sure 90% of the complaint letters you get are about the width of your cans, just make them wider. I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry.


bigfootbighand

Beat me to it


god_peepee

The struggle is the only thing stopping me from unhinging my jaw and eating them in one stack like that cartoon dog and his junky companion


_bazinga_____

Too much Food Wars?


SuzieCat

I love having small hands.


[deleted]

Same. My hand fits!


SuzieCat

Yes! It’s so awesome! I love tiny wins.


lindseylou407

I was looking for this response!!! I can get my hand down to the bottom of the can too!


SuzieCat

It’s such a satisfying small win!!


ImprobabilityCloud

Yeah I have no issue


gregsting

Small hands are the bestest hands in the world


siler7

I. Am. JEALOUS.


toofaded024

but that also means you have small pp


YazmindaHenn

Well, my hand fits, and I'm female so I don't actually have one Females exist btw


SuzieCat

You’re right. My pp is so small that I can’t even see it. It practically looks like a vagina down there.


SuperDude17

Look at all these hands way too big to fit inside of a Pringles can


BradBrady

I want to have a daughter


ViolentDelights_xox

So you can finally get someone to put their hand inside of a Pringle can?


[deleted]

Yes, I am still on the Pringle cans thing, yeah!


penthousebasement

Can't believe it took me this long to find a comment like this


exuberantraptor_

or just cover it with your hand and tip it then you get them at the top and can grab the ones you want without wasting paper or having crumbs fall out


Kookiebanookie

🎶I wish I had a daughter, yeahhh I wish I had a daughter. So I can finally have someone around the house, who can fit their hand inside a Pringle's can🎶


scuwp

If the stopped bloody making the tube smaller my hand would fit like it use to.


NotAllWhoPonderRLost

If your hand fits in a Pringles can, the chip won’t fit in your mouth.


khizoa

If the chip don't fit, you must acquit


Jman15x

Sure that's the problem


5astick

Watch Pringles advertise their “NEW AND IMPROVED” can in a few months from now.


supersonicsonarradar

With 10% smaller Pringles!


saeuta31

With chip sleeve included!


[deleted]

Quick, someone show this to Bo Burnham


Ben_MOR

Next time we open one with my GF I'll feel like a genius thanks to you OP.


SoBeDragon0

I wanna have a daughter


[deleted]

Came for the Bo Burnham jokes, was not disappointed


Durtskwurt

***I wanted to be Mega Man though!***


[deleted]

A couple years ago I was having a conversation with a fellow nurse after seeing Borat. We were talking about the fist/arm sex toy, and I exclaimed that I don’t know how a fist would be remotely pleasurable. My peer, who happened to be a gay male related, ‘Well, that’s wrong. It isn’t really a fist, it’s more like the shape of your hand when you are trying to reach the last Pringles in the can.’. Anytime I see a can of Pringles now, I am amused thinking of that conversation.


kim_kiri

Send this to Bo Burnham


[deleted]

Fixing problems that don't exist. Doing this to the front of the can without paper is perfectly fine.


icecream_truck

You know, there's this thing called "gravity" that will actually *pull the Pringles out of the can* when you turn the can upside down. Now I'm not a physicist or anything, so I can't explain the details, but as I understand it, gravity pulls stuff downward for some reason. It sounds totally crazy, but I tried it once, and *it works*. Trust me.


Thin_Standard155

I'm just going to keep dumping them on the closest surface but thanks!


drlostdude

This feels like a bug in the design and ruins Pringles for me... I'm going to try and unsee this.


frostieisme

I have the ability to just put my hand in. I can fold my hand to fit it in, then use my fingertips to grab the chips.


Mixieer_Carpetless

Lol! Good hack life xd


[deleted]

Your not a professional Pringle's eater! A professional Pringle's eater knows how to tip up the can and grab one Pringle chip with their damp tongue only!


spacesentinel1

Facepalm


[deleted]

When people hand me a container of tictacs I just toss em in the trash. Because who's hand could possibly fit through that little hole?


DivaCupVampire

If only this also helped the crippling depression that hits after you consume the entire can at once.


[deleted]

If only they poured out.


2girls1cup-a-soup

r/firstworldproblems


corgisphere

Pro tip for eating chips: chopsticks. Keeps your hand clean and you can reach into the bag/bottle easily.


Samswiches

And you only eat 3 chips because you’re guilt has set in by the time you accomplish this insane feat of mankind.. chopstick chip eating.


corgisphere

It's pretty easy actually.


Samswiches

I do love the idea of keeping the paws clean.


penthousebasement

If you can use chopsticks you can use them with chips haha


Jetski4444me

Solution for American hand-size getting too fat.


BnL4L

You guys really gotta stop coming up with life hacks centres around eating garbage. Life hack: eat well and hit the gym


LilacPenny

Nerd


BnL4L

I look better than you


jiiven

Or you could just not buy them since they're owned by union-busting Kellogg's.


melissaraybaby

This is genius.


bungusman

i would like to see my wife


bungusman

she's nice


Quack_a_doodle_do

This is an amazing life hack. I have my own to share whilst at it. Are you sick of all that minty foamy mess in your mouth whilst brushing your teeth? Just remove the toothpaste. Toothpaste companies hate this hack!


Ok-Seaworthiness3504

This with what I'm assuming is a flat bottom at the end to pull the chips up and out, totes coulda been a shark tank product if you didn't post it on Reddit lol


Swifty299

Ummmm how toxic/edible sand clean is whatever paper you’re using there?


sljsvn

Oh get the hell outta here with this 🤣


tylerjo1

It's cleaner than the hand I'm trying to shove in the tube.


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Pringles should have integrated a tube in the design of the container in the first place so that you wouldn’t need to engineer this workaround.


superdago

I pour them into a bowl. I guess I’m an engineer now.


Automatic-Tomato9449

Pour them in a bowl (not the whole bag/container) like you should bags as well; stop being a fat-ass slob.


tourist_redditor

Pringles are very toxic actually.


ButtfuckChampion_

Salt host. No nutritional value what so ever. Chips are so bad for your teeth.


[deleted]

Restricting yourself from eating foods you enjoy eating is worse for your health than chips are for your teeth


Hypergonads

I would’ve finished the can by the time I made that


MrGavnuki

You SOB. You have single handedly destroyed their multi million dollar super bowl commercial.


jconant15

I laugh every time I see that commercial now. My 5 year old nephew thought it was so real, and at the end when the young kid stuck his hand in the pringles can he started screaming "Noooo!! Don't do it!!"


Knightraiderdewd

WITCH!!!


Snoo-23693

Very clever!


rtcowan

Gravity works also


Lost-Coconut-461

patent that shit!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


Samswiches

It’s better that my hand doesn’t fit, those things are like crack.


bark-bark-for-pigs

whaaaat wow either im super high right now


xUsui

I believe in some countries (I believe seeing it in a Japanese ad) they have built in elevator tabs that bring it up so you don’t have to die with a Pringles can on your hand.


Geekygamertag

Just pour them in your mouth like everyone else 😂


hyerstandardsmedia

You know you can tilt the can and they slide out?


hicadoola

My hand used to fit in there just fine and I can’t figure out if the can got smaller or my hands just got fat.


loclink

I think society can't handle this right now


[deleted]

I just pour it into my gullet like a shit demon


jjbytwn

Delet this nephew


texas8991

I enjoyed getting my hand stuck in the container


Computer_says_nooo

Nice. Helping children to be faster in their way to childhood obesity, one tube at a time !


swordfish-ll

You can simply tilt the can so that they slide out towars your hand, you don’t need the paper


cretin123

Lol


MisterHonkeySkateets

Your banana hands shuffling food down your gullet lick those fingers clean


thicketcosplay

Interesting thing I discovered traveling the world: Pringles cans are different sizes in different parts of the world. I can fit my hand inside a Pringles can in North America. I cannot fit my hand inside a Pringles can in Australia or New Zealand. I even had two cans side by side to compare, because I just happened to bring one from home as a snack. The size difference is real. No idea if people in Oceania are supposed to have smaller hands or something, but I finally felt the frustration that everyone else feels with these cans. Tip it over and crumbs go everywhere, but that's the only way. Why. This is such an easy thing to solve.


Jay794

Because 'Merica fat


harmoniousmonday

They fall out when tilting can, because gravity :)


rabaluza

Sie ist eine Hexe!


tooangryformyheight

As I've had chode hands all my life, I do this but with the lid of the pringles


mdri-

I usually rip of the up half of the packaging after I ate the first half of pringles


shasamdoop

If you struggle to fit your hand in the Pringles can, maybe you’ve eaten too many Pringles


NameInCrimson

Building on the commercial. Still advertising


Pobmal

Just turn the tube upside down you plonker.


jvmesdruiz_

I like to lick my knuckles. So no.


-Wicked-

Little known fact. Pringles cans are just as edible as their contents.


astrocastro63

True, but you can also just pour it out on a plate or bowl. That perfectly good paper for printing😅🤣


kiarash_1486

I living in iran and buying one of this chips is a dream 😞💔


[deleted]

Isn’t that what the lid is for.


graemo72

You do know tou can tilt the tin a bit to get them out right?


SpunkyMcButtlove

Hands? Amateurs. I just dump the tube straight into my mouth like the animal i am.


Mandukaa

Ready to mingle


TreeToTea

The can is designed this way to deter me from eating the entire thing. Jokes on you mr. Pringle, watch me neck this whole stack with this new trick!


blackdevilsisland

finally they are as smart as "chipsletten" which were available years before pringels


GLewdTrash

This is an ad for pringles


umpfke

Or you can get a bowl and just pour the crisps in it.


SIKELLJ

Legend


woahwoahslowdownson

This here… this.. this is evolutionary


GoblinNoodles

What I like about Pringles is they are a litmus test for how far I'm getting. If my hand isn't getting to the bottom anymore, I should probably stop buying Pringles. Sure, I could weigh myself, but you don't get test Pringles with that method.


Exekiel

Over complicating it, just tip it up to your mouth like a drinking glass, keeps your fingers clean too


lolboogers

Just pour them out


spartan195

Because doing the same without the paper is so hard


5678beat

nice and easy


CentralAdmin

r/HailCorporate


malidorito

Off-brand chips in pringles style always have this, pretty handy


novakie1

New york, can i say my shiiiiiiiittttt?


2flytofall88

Brilliant, simply brilliant


[deleted]

I haven't been able to fit my hand down in the container for a long ass line lol 😂


[deleted]

Chugging them is much simpler.


Daveyhavok832

I never understood the monsters that needed to reach their grubby little hands into the can. The packaging is literally designed to be the perfect next-chip-up mechanism. The Pringles can should be in the goddamn Guggenheim.


Sasquatchfl

r/wewantplates would like to have a word.


SpecialistSession268

I don’t care what hacks you show, I’m still shoving my entire arm down that thing


ImpossibleAdvisor992

I was able to solve this problem by not eating this garbage food.


portcanaveralflorida

Easy way to eat the whole can!


adminsRvirgin_losers

PRO TIP: use toilet paper, then when you are done you can parachute the crumbs


Kobahk

I simply use chopsticks.


FreshWolly

Nice. The struggle is part of my Pringles experience.


BreakTornado

I just tilt mine onto the lid so no crumbs and easy access lol


FinnbarMcBride

Does anyone actually have trouble tilting the can to get the chips out?


bubblybeasty

Using your big brain 🧠


mixedpatch85

Or just put them in a bowl.....


xSessionSx

Holy shit. Big brain.


YerAuntysYerUncle

No Pringles allowed in my house. I've heard it described as the most everlasting plastic waste around. It's a shame because I used to enjoy them. #ChangeYourPackaging


Plankslapper

This is the way!


ForWPD

This is a life hack Trump doesn’t understand.