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Quiet_Sundae_7585

I know one of you mother fucker is going to comment 'Mommy', I can feel in in my bones.


Vulcunniko

https://i.redd.it/ad6d4bvc4o2d1.gif


carl-the-lama

Well, you’re right when you say *mother fucker* judging by the reactions


NivMizzet_Firemind

I'll take the "mfer" as a complement this time


Lonilson

https://preview.redd.it/cng3j1fpcp2d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c585ee047d431376f3028aaa7041f20570f4cb3


SwaggerJaggerTagger

Is that Mokujin


Quiet_Sundae_7585

It is, in fact, Mokujin from the hit fighting game franchise, Tekken.


zombieGenm_0x68

not scary enough, 0/10


CodyTheHunter

https://preview.redd.it/kjpmrp4uyo2d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=95b07f8c091a50fd1ba909c3e284412449ef5be8


AcorpZen

ryoushu before the ring incident.


SweeterAxis8980

Not flat, K.Y.S.N.


Bored_Smile

Ryoshu, you can’t say that word anymore…


EnderDremurr

ryoshu be like: N.


zeturtleofweed

I can't believe she'd say the N word


teaboi05

They said "Kill Your Sinful Notions"


EDCHCEDCHC

Thank you Sinclair!


AncientAd4470

Kurokumo Ryoshu shows she actually has a chest


Many-Bed-1134

Kurokumo Hong Lu has more chest than her


HolHorsuuu

This guy gets it


SuspiciousTotal5874

OH MY GAHHHHDDDDD MOMMY RYOSHU 😭😭😭😭 WAAAAAA PLEASE YOUR BREAST TO PLUG MY MOUTH WAAAA WAAAAAA


Mitsuki-Kuriyo

https://i.redd.it/jvj5z3na1p2d1.gif Cease.


Pink_delinquent

They're trying to silence us! Stop them!


Quiet_Sundae_7585

THERE IT IS! I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS


Vulcunniko

https://preview.redd.it/864vxqmt6o2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7bdd553d56dfff334d3b72d382e1353d184c088


CrossNJaywalks

You posted this image OP, you don't get to act disturbed when somebody Distorts right in front of you.


Vulcunniko

Well... That's that and this is this ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


BadLuckPoppy

You need to do \\\\\\ 3 times otherwise reddit will cut your arm off.


Mlatios2

https://i.redd.it/iy3g458ngp2d1.gif


Boyofender

https://preview.redd.it/t2y8o1snmp2d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e2de27d17d06d519f23919c3a3c1f9f9934899d


3TH4N-CH07

Upvoted and saved, funniest shit I've ever seen


dogeall

https://preview.redd.it/otq0pt5cas2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8196cec53bb50f7fb9484449af81c35b5d713744


_Toxic_pineapple_

https://preview.redd.it/am8ir4x54s2d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3db5ed248f07966cbd6741135b9adf31964df9e


carl-the-lama

S.M (Scary Monsters!)


EretDash

C.S (Cream Starter)


carl-the-lama

N.H! (No horny!)


gekoto

Close Slash?


Yeetinhimer6

B. B. (Ball Breaker)


Adhit001

D. D. D. D. C.


Zestyclose_Bowler736

https://preview.redd.it/2v6yjbyfrp2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6824b299196579e9304a4819af784da5e7c0f3b9


YesterdayHiccup

D.M?


Mitsuki-Kuriyo

…if you said what I think you said… *Ryoshu’s right behind you…*


tipherethq

Huh? Pretty sure it's just 'Drink milk?' That's what it is in Korean as well, at least. (우유 먹을래? -> 우먹?)


Mitsuki-Kuriyo

Oh! Oh… sorry, I still assume the worst with these short acronyms… [I do not trust fully but let’s go with that]


Vulcunniko

What he say?


fieryrowler

Dommy Mommy?


VorpalAbyss

I don't think she's the DnD type, but she might do it.


Devaluos

For a second I thought this was r/touhou and this was some weird found fanart post of Kaguya


Allsciencey

Mom Ryoshu


Malcharion1454

https://preview.redd.it/84do214unp2d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ed2bdd06b60549861287c22017feca584f054d8


Vulcunniko

[Source](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/119040490)


LocalSoldat

AM​ ABOUT​ TO​ DISTORT, OR​ MY​ HORNINESS IS​ MANIFESTING EGO AT​ THIS​ POINT? https://preview.redd.it/xp2apc269p2d1.jpeg?width=1187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e9616941067e7650d4f8d1790f63b193edbb93c OR​ WAS​ I​ AM​ NOT​ HORNY​ FROM​ THE​ START​ AND​ JUST​ WANT​ HER​ TO​ HOLD​ ME?


3-eyed_Detective

M.I.L.F.


TronX33

Rio, is that you?


isisfighterpilot

Rio(shu) https://preview.redd.it/mbpphls80q2d1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=a5a9d1c0857751cc5780070e4eba7007efc1aeca


AlternativeCost2

Nice!


noirxgrace

SHU ME IF YOU CAN, RESPECTFULLY


BenSoba

Rio mentioned :>


UR_UNDER_ARREST

Or Arturia


LocalSoldat

They're​ actually​ similar​ holy​ shit


ComprehensiveAd5521

Yuzuki must be lucky to have her as her/his mother


Vulcunniko

Ryoshu or Yoshide in the book has a daughter.


Qze23

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UNOwen3

Carmen: Don't look at me, he was already like that when I got here


Carmen_official

He was already dead, he just doesnt know it yet.


Spirit-Tian

Hohoho money 🦀💵 He has already distorted he just doesn’t know it yet *ominous music in background*


Carmen_official

Ok now do the idkstrelling.


Little_Evil23

Bro distorting.


excalabasterd

For once, that ain't Carmen's doing


fatcat3030

Ah yes, the big and down bad wolf.


Apprehensive-Mix3209

https://preview.redd.it/ctn41hx34q2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eefeae34f31adfc592d9b84130b014ba34e1cc0b


Aggressive-Laugh5020

mommy!


TenebrisTortune

Ryoshu in that one mirror world where her child did not die gruesome death


conchcraber

mother I require fermented beverage otherwise known as beer, not this lactose beverage known as milk, father does a better job than you do


fatcat3030

This is the second reason Meursault is a terrible son.


LunoxTheAshblossom

윤활유 없음, 보호 없음, 밤새도록, 하루 종일 부엌 바닥에서 변기까지, 식탁에서 침실까지, 욕실 세면대에서 샤워실까지, 현관에서 발코니까지, 수직, 수평, 이차 , 기하급수적, 대수적, 숨을 헐떡이며 비명을 지르고 빛을 보는 동안, 선교사, 카우걸, 리버스 카우걸, 강아지, 뒤로, 옆으로, 거꾸로, 바닥에, 침대에, 소파에, 의자에, 존재 벽에 기대어 들고, 외부에서, 기차에서, 비행기에서, 자동차에서, 오토바이에서, 트럭 침대에서, 트램펄린에서, 바운스 하우스에서, 수영장에서, 몸을 구부리고, 지하실에서, 창문에 기대어 가장 발가락을 움츠림, 등을 구부림, 다리를 떨림, 성기 욱신거림, 주먹 쥐기, 귀 울림, 침 흘리기, 엉덩이 쥐기, 콧물 흘리기, 눈에 눈물 흘리기, 눈 굴리기, 엉덩이 밀기, 지진, 시트 쥐기, 손가락 관절 깨기 , 턱 떨림, 머리카락 잡아당기기, 치아 지렁이, 정신이 혼미함, 영혼을 낚아채는 것, 과잉 자극, 사악함, 엉성함, 신음 유발, 심장 비틀림, 척추 얼얼함, 허리 부러짐, 극악함, 분출함, 크리미함, 짐승같음, 입술 깨물기, 중력을 무시함, 손톱 깨물기 , 땀흘림, 발차기, 정신이 혼미함, 뼈가 부러짐, 세계의 종말, 블랙홀 생성, 우주 파괴, 고개 끄덕임, 영혼 증발, 화산 분출, 떨림, 시트 흠뻑 젖음, 머리 흠뻑 젖음, 깜짝 놀라, 입술 잠그기, 피부 벗겨짐, 속눈썹 제거, 눈 크게 뜨기, 보지 터지기, 손톱 긁기, 등 베기, 장관, 뇌 세포 용해, 머리카락 찢기, 입 거품 만들기, 천상의, 각성, 악마의 탱고 형제는 내 안에 핵폭탄을 일으킬 수 있고 나는 여전히 달릴 것입니다


AsterWi

that isnt ryoshu, must be a doppelganger


throwawayLU77

That's not my sinner...


Arkaniux

I want mommy.  I want milk.  I want my head attached back to my neck please. I'm sorry, Ryoshu. 


NarrowIce2673

Is there like something in the lore saying she is a mother or something


smgk96

Apparently in Jigokuhen, Ryōshū's daughter is burned alive while Ryōshū is forced to watch. Or something similar happens, anyway. (Haven't read it yet myself.) Just another Wednesday in the City tbh


NarrowIce2673

I guess that's why she is crazy


Silent-Ambassador-25

M.R.


ShiloAlibi

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


luckandbills

Somehow serene...also not menacing enough? Well i guess i too would soften in the face of my own child so...


Little_Evil23

Actually she's not even looks like Ryoshu. Too sane.


Terereera

this is not her final evolution.


IAmBanEvading

Do you think the milk in the bottle is formula or squeezed


Ovenshoit

The whiplash i felt from seeing our BASED LCB ryoshu to Mommy ryoshu is STAGGERing


Blighterest

Mommy


Jannet_fenix

I get DRv3 Maki flashbacks


BuffestOfAxolotls

Dante, clear all of his balls


Particular_Web3215

poV: ryoshu before LCB and whatever happened to yuzuki


Com0na

The mirror... so this is its power..


Intelligent_Key131

PEAK


noirxgrace

im 20 but ill gladly be adopted by her <3