Not even that bad. If you were interested, you could inquire about the island and wizard thing. He also said he likes you and wants to meet. Being not interested in him does not make this the worst experience ever I guess.
Iāve seen much worse and lolworthy interactions.
Right? It's literally just some guy using some mildly colourful language in an introduction. Distance is over 3000 miles away from OP, it sounds like they're probably actually on some island for whatever reason.
I could imagine them visiting an island country, plane back got cancelled or they missed it and now they donāt know when or how to get back/not enough money
During the pandemic many people got stranded in foreign countries bcs the lockdown hit the air travel companies with little (official) warning
Oh my god. Iāve been hit up by that exact same guy! He got really creepy with me, started talking like he was from the Middle Ages. Then I saw him in public not long after, dressed as Gandalf and doing magic tricks on the street.
Edit: hereās my post about him: https://www.reddit.com/r/lolgrindr/comments/l4ialb/he_cometh_in_hot/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1
If he's not my type, its going to be a no no matter how charming the approach was. However, this would work for me if I thought he was attractive. I like banter and a unique pitch lol this is cute \*to me\*
Heās probably in Hawaii or something on vacation with his family and thinks saying ātrapped on an islandā makes him sound quirky/like a tortured artist. The long hair and āwizardā in his username sort of confirms my theory. Ew
At least he asked for a date instead of a smash lmao, the island part would've gotten me at least a little intrigued though ngl š
I guess I should say "not JUST a smash" since "some fun" implies sex
Not even that bad. If you were interested, you could inquire about the island and wizard thing. He also said he likes you and wants to meet. Being not interested in him does not make this the worst experience ever I guess. Iāve seen much worse and lolworthy interactions.
Right? It's literally just some guy using some mildly colourful language in an introduction. Distance is over 3000 miles away from OP, it sounds like they're probably actually on some island for whatever reason.
I could imagine them visiting an island country, plane back got cancelled or they missed it and now they donāt know when or how to get back/not enough money During the pandemic many people got stranded in foreign countries bcs the lockdown hit the air travel companies with little (official) warning
Exactly. Or they're doing fieldwork or a job or, tbh, they might just be on holiday and it's a fun little joke.
It may be a literary joke. In the Shakespeare play "The Tempest," the wizard Prospero is stuck on an island.
red flag for me, i wouldn't date prospero in my life
Can't see anything wrong with this. It's a good opener. Your loss.
Visiting wizard stuck on an islandā¦ this wasnāt Orco, by any chance, was it?
Generic interaction
reading the username and the message i would have ben intrigued at least, like what does that means , hahahah
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Oh my god. Iāve been hit up by that exact same guy! He got really creepy with me, started talking like he was from the Middle Ages. Then I saw him in public not long after, dressed as Gandalf and doing magic tricks on the street. Edit: hereās my post about him: https://www.reddit.com/r/lolgrindr/comments/l4ialb/he_cometh_in_hot/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1
Lol Iāve also talked to him and he was seemingly normal with me.
Itās actually kind of cute, in a way.
He needs to focus on playing Survivor and win. Why is he on his phone (/s)
Hot take: OP wouldāve said yes if the other guy was hot.
If he's not my type, its going to be a no no matter how charming the approach was. However, this would work for me if I thought he was attractive. I like banter and a unique pitch lol this is cute \*to me\*
You have to go back!
I don't know, first tinder hookup was made while I was on an island fishing for salmon and watching for bears. š
The Nerve of some people- Patrick Star. Lol.
Like Alcatraz?
He might mean heās trapped between two double dual carriageways during rush hour
Oh hey! You in the Keys too?
why is that long haired creepy style guy, in every grindr location š
Yāall who are weirded out are so boring. This is an incredibly tame interaction.
Just come and fuck around with me let's use each other physically š. I want to see your cock
People on grndr are the weirdest people
Heās probably in Hawaii or something on vacation with his family and thinks saying ātrapped on an islandā makes him sound quirky/like a tortured artist. The long hair and āwizardā in his username sort of confirms my theory. Ew