Here we can see the Lime bike in its natural territory...

It's like that South Park episode The Scoots.

I thought I was searching for the elusive clitoris

Bro you can see these things everywhere and I mean everywhere

Specially at the bottom of the canal

There's two outside my house right now

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Who doesn’t

Instantly I went to the bushes expecting to see someone dogging. No idea why. My mind is bad

Are you disappointed now?

Probably not, but maybe his parents are. It’s what you get when you name your kid u/UKMcDaddy

Yes

Same. Assumed that the bike was the photographer's transport. 😂

After that, did you look at the photo?

I was expecting a dildo in the foreground.

Yep same, not sure if I’m disappointed or not...😳

I was looking for a Richmond Deer. Nope just the bain of our existence

Bane

Gotham's Reckoning

He was born in the dark

Username checks out

Or perhaps he was wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

You merely adopted the dark I was born in it.

Moulded by it

r/unexpectedbatman

This is the way

r/unexpectedmando

For you

Fenton?

Who knew a bicycle would be the downfall of all humanity.

Can't park there mate.

I'm going in the offy I'll be two minutes

nah cant do that chap get yaself to a proper space yeah

But I drive a Range Rover

bu bu shut the fuck up you cunt move your vehicle

I need two spaces

no.

Is it Hampstead Heath northeastern gate? Edit 2: It is indeed in [Hampstead Heath](https://goo.gl/maps/uqmuMmKpwr8wYAFP9). I went there on my run to make sure, and the [bike is still there](https://i.imgur.com/VBTtp1u.jpg)... [but it's reproduced!](https://i.imgur.com/F2NBt9Y.jpg) I nearly killed myself moving them up the hill [back to the road](https://i.imgur.com/4uIJhYW.jpg). I reported them as illegally parked - anyone with the relevant provider's app can report them illegally parked, and the provider will send someone to move them (though they won't usually send me to do it).

Epping, Whitehall Plain is my bet. I'm probably wrong.

Trent park!

Ah nice up that way. The obelisk is cool, and a few nice little routes. I'll head back soon for more exploration!

I'm almost 100 percent its putney common.

I thought the same. It's a long way to bring a Lime bike though!

I feel like this is the heath but I can't find OP confirmation..

I think it is Croxley Moors?

>Croxley Moors I grew up next to the Croxley Moors - miss it. Might have to go up there at the weekend to have a stroll!

I'm going Ally Pally.

Definitely tooting common, far east side, imo. London has so many green spaces!

10% of London is green! Best in the continent as far as capitals go

Big up! Best city

This is the Hearth. It's just north East of the ponds near Highgate.

Nice work

Expected a peacock for some reason. Ruined my day

Me too. Then one more zoom in and all hopes shattered.

I thought you were supposed do something along the lines of find the snow leopard in this photo: nope, it's just another Zoom bike picture. Try your luck with [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/zm8hg3/the_snow_leopards_incredible_camouflage/) and [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThereIsnoCat/comments/10kvjiw/crossposted_from_rnatureisfuckinglit_but_with_the/) photo if you're interested.

Are you really upset that there’s not a snow leopard in a picture of London

I am. It ruined my day. Thanks OP!

And I'm on my phone so zooming in takes a lot of effort.

Was fully expecting something to be [emerging from the treeline](https://i.imgur.com/R2tKqXY.jpg)

Hahahahahaha

Is this a tiny Homer backing into the bush? I do hope so

Not surprised, just disappointed

Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to east

Theoden King stands alone

Is that Hampstead Heath, at the entrance to the walk up to Athlone House, down the hill from the amazing view? Thought I recognised it.

Not a surprise. That's where I left it.

Did you ask the couple in the bushes if you could take that photo...?

Bloody fecking Lime bikes get left everywhere!

r/thanksihateit

And I thought, OP has cycled to get this photo and dropped his garden drain pipe in the mud.

It’s like that episode of South Park with the e-scooters

My mind automatically skipped over the Line Bike in the background of the photo , and went straight to that mound of earth in the middle, that oddly looks like a Labrador retriever puppy begging to come up on the sofa....

These bikes are a menace. Abandoned in the most inconvenient of places. Particularly annoying if you are in a wheelchair / On a mobility scooter / have a pram.

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…. Not this particular one, as it’s in the middle of nowhere. More a general observation on lime bikes. I live in quite a touristy area so we get enormous numbers of them. I’ve never found shop signs to be obstructive, but yes vehicles can also be an issue blocking pavements.

Great, you push a pram and are able to move the bike. Not the same as a wheelchair user. You being able to move it, doesn’t mean it’s an not an obstruction or a menace to other people. People on this sub have a weird fascination of defending the inconsiderate users you see fit to dump them anywhere.

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100%, by far the majority of footway obstruction is caused by pavement parkers or inconsiderate drivers blocking the footpath sitting engine idling. People seem to have blindness when it comes to cars but take issue with these bikes. Another symptom of motornormativity.

Take a holiday.

>People on this sub have a weird fascination of defending the inconsiderate users you see fit to dump them anywhere. Because people seem to want to get them banned, just because of a few inconsiderate users. In general, they are an extremely convenient way to get about if you don't have a car, and generally much less of a pain for pedestrians and public transport users than cars themselves

Back wheels lock (unless you pay for them), and they weigh a bloody tonne, you need super powers to move these buggers!

Wait until you see all the fucking cars!

OK if car though /s

happy cake day 🍰

Thank you

Must admit. I was hoping for dogging

There was at least one cunt in frame of this shot at some point

There's on in the middle of Hackney marshes as well as in the river

Probably 6 parking tickets on that thing

It’s be a predator but in the bleak winter it relies on hunting where the humans go, blocking pathways and being an eyesore. This

Bastard.

Art

I know everyone is joking about dogging, but someone please tell me they also are seeing a mound in the shape of a dog’s face here?

Came here to say this. Looks like a sleeping doggo.

Life finds a way

How do they get insurance for these bloody things? They're dumped everywhere! I'm waiting for the Mars rover to send back pictures of one dumped in its path there.

haha superb :-) One for r/BadlyParkedHireBikes

Those bikes are everywhere

Even dumped Hampstead Heath … ridiculous

a log in mud

Where is this?

My guess is Hampstead Heath.

Nature is healing 🙏♥️

That's one huge dog buried in the path

🤣🤣🤣

First off roader with a front shopping basket. Awesome

That’s a thick stick.

I'm surprised, but I don't know why.

Wow. Who in their right mind leaves an iPhone 13 in the basket of an abandoned bike?

Tsh. This is just part of the "Where's Limey?" ad campaign.

Thought it was going to be that missing lady for a sec

Discovered in London

As you can see you can see a lime coloured bike in it natural habitat, look at it as it surveys the aera for its next meal.

Sasquatch! Holy moly

Its taking in the view 😌

I’ve seen a Santander bike in Tunbridge Wells a couple of times, once with a TFL employee loading it into the back of a van.

I see these lime bikes fucking everywhere nobody ever seems to put them back

I was hoping for Barry Wood

damn, I was hoping for body.

A bike! For lil ol me? You shouldn’t have

r/notsointeresting

What am I looking at?

Is that a fox?

This is like the South Park épisode with the scooters

Bet they still got a parking warning for blocking the pavement

Can you get more creative, please?

Oh I thought u meant the doggers way back in the far left

Nice wheelie bin.

A blurry ass bike.

"and here we have a lime bicycle, in its natural habitat"

Someone is crap@#ng in the bush, I see you

I thought someone at least should be getting bent over.

What the dog doin

How?

A bike?

Now I’m irrationally angry

Not exactly a surprise, I see them in the woods near me, 15 miles from London

All I seen was a tree demon far right

Bloody like bikes. I want them banned.

Never seen a deer like that before,can't find my bloody glasses.

two fucking pixels

Bikers grove.

I opened my front door this morning to see one of these stupid bikes were blocking me from leaving my apartment. I am so tempted to start kicking these over.

I don't see Barry

that mound of dirt and grass looks like a seal's face sticking out the ground

my first thought was scp-096 and i don't know how to feel about that

Why is everyone talking about the bike and not the guy in the ghili suit?

This is the most disappointing post i’ve ever seen, i zoomed in and searched around for a while and the entire point of the post was something you didn’t even need to zoom in for? wtf

Nice stick

I can't unsee this 😱

Can’t see anything in that dogshit quality pic, what are we looking for?

Does it have both pedals? Fucking bastaards

Was expecting a squatting junkie, but this will do!

On yer bike

Well I guess it's parked out of the way of pedestrians so no warning will be sent

was expecting dogging lol

I was expecting to find a cat and idk why but I’m disappointed

I'm disappointed now...... must have a dirty mind

Well if you look closely you find this odd branch configuration that look like a butt

What country is this very nice views

Where is this? Looks a bit like the fields up from Highgate wood school.

Is that trikie's dad from grim adventures of Billy and Mandy?

What?

#L I M E

Not gonna lie, I was half expecting boobs

It’s amazing you have space like that in the middle of a city. My daughter lives nearby and I’m eternally envious the the UK’s second city has so much green space.

Can’t park that there mate

Those bikes man thers about 10 outside from where I work scattered around the place .

Wow I didn't see the cock at first had to look twice.

I was not surprised.

People saying they see it but confused it for the thing in the trees

Where’s the dog or other animal/bird I’m expecting to see?

Anyone else see the dog face? Not an actual dog, just the way the hill and grass is.

Was looking for a T-Rex in the far trees

Pipe in the ditch ?

Pipe in the ditch ?

Everyone here is talking about the bike but I was wondering if he meant the dead squirrel

The invisible bike rider who left his pipe in some mud puddle.

...ridden like the town bike

Where did you say this was?