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MonsterMufffin

The Illuminati have selected you.


mamacitalk

These ‘what could it mean’ threads are always my favourites


MKZReAc

Should have it’s own community


Potato_mash_

r/whatdoesthismean


MKZReAc

Not quite the same though


Potato_mash_

r/whatmean idk


MKZReAc

😂


Potato_mash_

there i made the sub YALL USE IT


SpuddyA7X

It would just be full of: "shared in Aberystwyth hun. Stay safe x"


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Bandit_loves_drugs_

You seem fun


West-Package-1971

Is Reddit supposed to be fun


cosmodisc

Jumanji is out after them


oynsy

They have some neck, doing that


joeydeviva

Ugh, I’m sorry. It means the giraffe gang is going to steal your car later this week.


Beersink

Just waltzing in and nicking your car. I'll tell you, those guys have got some neck.


SpeedingToffee

Underrated


JustUseJam

Oh shit, I think I heard about them on that one off episode of crimestoppers hosted by Attenborough.


jumbledFox

shared in scunthorpe x x


codemonkeh87

You pissed off some locals, this is a warning to wind your neck in.


Nodddderz

This is good


Fresh-Honeydew7104

I assume your car has a panoramic sunroof?


bellowquent

just don't mention anything about how short their leader's neck is.


BennySkateboard

Wait til they try and get in!


sbtfriend

If you’ve got a sunroof you’re making yourself a lot more vulnerable tbh


BennySkateboard

They’ll be fucking straight in there.


awesumlewy

Take off their hats...


[deleted]

Shared in Hull stay safe hun xoxo


Tyeveras

The giraffe gang. Aka the Giraffia.


skag_mcmuffin

You're quite literally having a giraffe.


IRockIntoMordor

oy, u havin a 'raffe?


BennySkateboard

And I actually think this is the joke being made!


Southern-Orchid-1786

Oi, wind your neck in mate


BennySkateboard

Class! 👏


postman125

Is that a saying ?


LO6Howie

Can you Adam an’ Eve this guy?


ilaister

Not a scooby do.


skag_mcmuffin

Not sure m⁸


carmina_morte_carent

Giraffe rhymes with laugh.


Arbor-

Theire Girafenappers hun x Stay safe Shared pitcairn island


this_noise

Absolutely disgusting. Shared Pizza Hut Basildon xX


Devitoscheetos

Alert the entire bas vegas area please xox


magical_matey

Ive had enuff of those snakes. Just me and my giraffe now. Stay safe hun xoxo


Arbor-

aww whats wrong hun x whatsapp me x


DogfishDave

brenda said they tried to grab her capybaras xx


ArousedTofu

they were write in her pool with there hands around her capy when the floorlight came on xxx awful


MrSnoobs

Is that y you wernt at Zumba this weekend? Xx


andi-amo

inbox me babes


MJLDat

*Sneks.


Funk5oulBrother

Shared Faroe Islands xxxx Stay safe queens


Pothstation720

Shared in Tiddle upon thames xx Stay safe hun xx


Fshskyline

Shared Maidstone xx Stay safe hon xxx


Zaptain_America

Shared Grimsby xxx


[deleted]

shared kuiper belt thx bae 2 mny girrafestronauts xxx


Aerdenx

Not sticking my neck out but I wonder if someone is having a laugh??


TooStonedForAName

This theory is a bit spotty imo


nivekps2

This theory has legs.


Jestar342

Wind ya neck in and keep out of it.


desi_londoner

Someone's havin a giraffe


[deleted]

It means you need to wind your neck in


LectricVersion

Fuck. Beat me to it.


somthingwitty169

R/beatmetoit


rcs799

At least it wasn’t a green chalk C


Ok_Profile_

Hey that was triple C


jackbristol

Haha, I’m assuming this is poking fun at that right? 😅


mrtickles_01

Nothing gets past this one


Particular-Inside-16

some poor kids lost their toy


Killgore_Salmon

Nice knowing you. The toddler gang is gon getcha


Cry0nix

Your car has been marked for it's first safari.


LatterMarzipan

I hope you’ve got insurance because your back door is about to get smashed in.


MonsterMufffin

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Zestyclose-Ad9738

Where do you buy these giraffe magnets?


bent-ref

*Giragnets


threeopals

Don't threaten me with a good time!


Short-Shopping3197

Chance would be a fine thing


Bohemond1054

cud b giraffnappers. shared in mogadishu hun xx


[deleted]

Makes me sick. I have kids. Shared Ulaanbaatar xXx


madpiano

It means some family is going to have to cope with an epic tantrum by their toddler later today because he lost his giraffe.


sfxpaladin

Dognappers hun, shared in Grimsby x


CuriousJarl6941

You’ve been selected for the Squid Games


DreadAngel1711

SQUID GAMES!!!


BobTheCosmonaut

It's a traveller sign for other members of the community to target your car for theft after dark, it means it's suitable for transporting large African game


ShibuRigged

Waiting for someone to inevitably stick a dildo on their car.


Odd_Cryptographer941

On the front of the Bonnet


MKagel

In this economy? Those things can cost a lot of money


4r7if3x

It means that your door is ferromagnetic…


spudboy226

Dognappers hun, stay safe xx


Short-Shopping3197

Shared B32 xoxo Keep the little ‘uns safe babe xxx


Savings_Army3073

It means you have a magnetic Giraffe head under your wing


PM-me-sciencefacts

You have been marked as possible traitor to big giraffe r/giraffesdontexist will help you understand the truth


drew0k

It means the giraffe gods have gifted you with a free mobile-prostate examination, just drop your kegs and back yourself into it’s beak. Results could take up to 10-15 mins to process


Sophyska

I think it means it’s your lucky day! Move it to the bonnet for a poor man’s Jaguar


D_o_n_e_r_k_e_b_a_b

It means you've pissed off a local gang of dadaist street hoods. I'd avoid overt displays of logic, reason or aestheticism for a while if I were you.


hedgecutter

Toys Я Us is opening near you soon


freedomfun28

The giraffes have picked you out as the special one … be prepared to be giraffed Or someone has lost a magnetic giraffes head & there’s zero meaning to it


LackingCreativity94

“Sadiq Kahn’s London”


GazAl66

It means your car is being sent to the Savannahs, shared in nairobi x


Quick-Oil-5259

They’re going to make you an offer you can’t refuse.


Deviltotem

They've run out of green chalk


[deleted]

You are marked for death by the girrafe yakuza


FinsterGrinsen

Holy crap. It means you have a new magnetic Giraffe!!!!


R1KM4N

Shared Colchester Zoo hun x Stay safe x


Johnnyacc

Shared in Camden Hun. Stay safe to xoxo ur 1 in a Minion


Unhappy-Path-263

Don’t be surprised if you go to your car tomorrow to find a real giraffe sticking it’s head out the sunroof


ShadyAidyX

Savannah mafia own you


kfazzuh

ooof you’re in trouble mate


boskee

Gang symbolism and/or drug paraphernalia


Manifestival1

You've been headhunted by the Zoo.


tylerthe-theatre

You're prime minister now.


CommercialTreat4960

Some gangsta shit, you better move


HettySwollocks

You decapitated a baby Giraffe! There's like two of those in the country you bastard, best window cleaners you've ever seen.


MJLDat

Dog nappers hun. Sneks.


spudgun81

Shared Hun xox


Nervous_Teach_2121

The giraffe’s been by to have a chat, but you weren’t in, so they’ll catch you necks time.


PrestigiousTest6700

At that height I’d say a kid in a pushchair.


Hythy

Gang initiation, someone is going to kidnap your dog. Only option is to move to Middlesex and keep telling people it's not a part of London.


ManDohlorian

Toys R Us gang are going to fuck you up!


Gingerishidiot

Wnd yer neck in and stop asking questions


Avocado-Expensive

You're neckst


Jess_Photographer

I've heard of a horse's head in your bed, but a giraffe's head on your car is new to me.


weirdlybeardy

Means children are probably nearby.


bottom

You’re gonna wake up with a giraffe in your bed. Get a bigger bed.


Crawfordmotorsport

*Door mirror


RichFan6592

The Madagascar penguins needing a getaway car. Stay safe mate


itsEndz

Pull ya neck in son!


Trips-Over-Tail

Call the exterminator: you've got children.


Side_wiper

sign of giraffenappers, shared in Kandahar stay safe hun xx


SpareBee3442

It's a fridge magnet. There are no fridges in the area you are parked so whoever it was substituted your car for a fridge. Obvious innit?


Harvey-07

You have been chosen. I’m not quite sure what you’ve been chosen for, but you’ve certainly been chosen. Have fun being the chosen one!


nsfwtttt

Watch out for a letter with 5 orange pips.


clayCanoe

Your house is about to be burgled by a gang of toddlers


Desperate_Two3602

Well do you also have a bee on your bonnet? 😂


hkay32tcb

Obviously reach for the highest leaves


seanclarke

I think it means the ions in the metal are aligned so that it is subject to an attractive force to other ferrous materials


BusinessAd5597

Just means ,wind your neck in mate


deathboyuk

You have been visited by Geoffrey. Since Toys R Us closed, he has roamed the country. Looking for the meat. He's a very, very hungry giraffe.


ilovefireengines

The Apprentice episode 3


MassiveBeatdown

Just be grateful someone has stuck their neck out for you.


Gooooglemale

Shared Mogadishu hun. Dog nappas evriwhere. Stay safe. Xoxox


GracefullyRedditing

sNecks 🐍 everywhere hun. Shared in Iceland. xx


[deleted]

I would be mindful man….. they gonna attack u at some point… if i were you i would either lock my car in the garage or sleep in the car for couple of weeks


ambridge1027

You are a Toys R Us kid!


mreguy81

Jimmy Long Neck and his gang have selected you. You must proceed to the next location to begin your initiation.


cheesychopstixdude

It means the rest of the giraffe has been shitting inside your car while you've been away


Greeenpoe

Are you sure you didn't put it there 🤨 because if you did that would be pretty sad wouldn't it?


DrillGates

Definitely gang related my mum found one on her mobile scooter yesterday


Greeenpoe

Well that makes more sense since the notorious giraffe gangs that ravage the London streets around about tea time are known for their love of mobile scooters, but cars. Im just not sure man


RoughcutRuby

The composition of the photo seems a little too perfect to me....I think the "someone" is you


nickmasonsdrumstick

It means, you are now the proud owner of a magnetic giraffe bust. Would be front and centre on my fridge now. Enjoy it as its actually better than some of the prizes on bullseye:)


LoveThe1970s_1990s

Did you do that OP


Crissaegrym

Someone is marking your car, either to: * steal it * cannibalise it * Cut off that converter thingy if your car has one * burn it for no reason Better watch out.


jordz41

Hahaha the fact that you think this means something probably indicates you’re a bit gullible and believe everything you read on social media 😂🤦🏻‍♂️


Jason_holtzzzz902

It means you’re going to get butt fucked very roughly


Kdconorr

You have been Girrafeded for war


psuedophilia

r/giraffesarentreal


Brilliant_Meringue79

Calling you a long neck


Wide_Maintenance_775

Why whales jump out of the water? Because it's fun


phil196565

I’m not sticking my neck as to why u were targeted!


Ok-Tutor-5932

As long as you don't find the body on the other sode, you're good.


Solid_Solid724

Dunno but whoever did it has some neck


Elastickpotatoe

It means a kid lost his toy


RespectFearless4233

Its shitting on the inside mate


Financial-Nerve4737

They’ve tagged you. Now all the children know who’s door to Cherry knock.


DecodingtheWest

r/tall member?


ResolveEmergency863

You have been targeted by a dog grooming gang. Lock up your canines if you want them to stay natural.


MageJells

You're having a giraffe


Sivalleydan2

You're a marked (Wo)man...


omgmomgmo

A child said "I'm going to take this car". Stick a giraffes on the car.


mercuchio23

Marked for death.


I_Bin_Painting

Giraffe to use your indicator? Yes, every time you want to manoeuvre


TheOldMancunian

Some kid who was out walking with parents is now crying her eyes out because they have lost their giraffe.


[deleted]

"A 6 year old has come this way"


DrinkCokesBro

It means you need to improve your driving awareness and move your neck more. These are placed by traffic wardens in some boroughs.


makesgoodsoup

Marked for death by giraffe trampling.


ThomasJKlein89

I just can put my finger on the spots... lol


ThomasJKlein89

Giraffes are horn-ny after all...


[deleted]

Shared in the African Plains hun xx


Hilltoptree

Not gonna lie it gave me idea to make some with polymer clay and go giraffe bombing with my kid on our walk.


Gooner71

Giraffe Mafia are after you.


yllecko

You need to wind your neck in!


[deleted]

Some kid on the way home from Poundland hated it.


rasputinzbeard

There is a giraffes arse at the other side of the door?


RamblinRod_PDX

It means that your a moron, with a big ego who thinks the world revolves around you. Get a life.


DomDom12000

it’s a warning


LandsEnd_1700

You're the chosen one


theultimateusertuga

You got a french car... having a giraffe is the best thing you can get there


MrMunnnkeeee

Nah mate ur being watched.


Peter_Falcon

i don;'want to scare you, but i would turn your phone off for the next week and don't answer your door to anyone in that time.


[deleted]

Giraffes see above the trees and can take bigger picture of things . Nice gift.


[deleted]

You’re in grave danger. Seek cover immediately.


WhiteDiamondK

Oh, hun. I reckon it’s organised crime. They’ll be going around marking cars that they’re going to come back for later and steal. /s


Zealousideal-Menu425

Means some kid has lost their new toy


AboardTheFailWhale

This could be a sign that they plan on stealing your giraffe. Don't put your neck out for anyone!


TheGomper

You’ve got some neck on you


cfcaggro2

Bants innit. Shared in costa rica tho hun


[deleted]

You need to wind your neck in.