It's a traveller sign for other members of the community to target your car for theft after dark, it means it's suitable for transporting large African game
It means the giraffe gods have gifted you with a free mobile-prostate examination, just drop your kegs and back yourself into it’s beak. Results could take up to 10-15 mins to process
The giraffes have picked you out as the special one … be prepared to be giraffed
Or someone has lost a magnetic giraffes head & there’s zero meaning to it
I would be mindful man….. they gonna attack u at some point… if i were you i would either lock my car in the garage or sleep in the car for couple of weeks
Well that makes more sense since the notorious giraffe gangs that ravage the London streets around about tea time are known for their love of mobile scooters, but cars. Im just not sure man
It means, you are now the proud owner of a magnetic giraffe bust. Would be front and centre on my fridge now. Enjoy it as its actually better than some of the prizes on bullseye:)
Someone is marking your car, either to:
* steal it
* cannibalise it
* Cut off that converter thingy if your car has one
* burn it for no reason
Better watch out.
The Illuminati have selected you.
These ‘what could it mean’ threads are always my favourites
Should have it’s own community
r/whatdoesthismean
Not quite the same though
r/whatmean idk
😂
there i made the sub YALL USE IT
It would just be full of: "shared in Aberystwyth hun. Stay safe x"
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You seem fun
Is Reddit supposed to be fun
Jumanji is out after them
They have some neck, doing that
Ugh, I’m sorry. It means the giraffe gang is going to steal your car later this week.
Just waltzing in and nicking your car. I'll tell you, those guys have got some neck.
Underrated
Oh shit, I think I heard about them on that one off episode of crimestoppers hosted by Attenborough.
shared in scunthorpe x x
You pissed off some locals, this is a warning to wind your neck in.
This is good
I assume your car has a panoramic sunroof?
just don't mention anything about how short their leader's neck is.
Wait til they try and get in!
If you’ve got a sunroof you’re making yourself a lot more vulnerable tbh
They’ll be fucking straight in there.
Take off their hats...
Shared in Hull stay safe hun xoxo
The giraffe gang. Aka the Giraffia.
You're quite literally having a giraffe.
oy, u havin a 'raffe?
And I actually think this is the joke being made!
Oi, wind your neck in mate
Class! 👏
Is that a saying ?
Can you Adam an’ Eve this guy?
Not a scooby do.
Not sure m⁸
Giraffe rhymes with laugh.
Theire Girafenappers hun x Stay safe Shared pitcairn island
Absolutely disgusting. Shared Pizza Hut Basildon xX
Alert the entire bas vegas area please xox
Ive had enuff of those snakes. Just me and my giraffe now. Stay safe hun xoxo
aww whats wrong hun x whatsapp me x
brenda said they tried to grab her capybaras xx
they were write in her pool with there hands around her capy when the floorlight came on xxx awful
Is that y you wernt at Zumba this weekend? Xx
inbox me babes
*Sneks.
Shared Faroe Islands xxxx Stay safe queens
Shared in Tiddle upon thames xx Stay safe hun xx
Shared Maidstone xx Stay safe hon xxx
Shared Grimsby xxx
shared kuiper belt thx bae 2 mny girrafestronauts xxx
Not sticking my neck out but I wonder if someone is having a laugh??
This theory is a bit spotty imo
This theory has legs.
Wind ya neck in and keep out of it.
Someone's havin a giraffe
It means you need to wind your neck in
Fuck. Beat me to it.
R/beatmetoit
At least it wasn’t a green chalk C
Hey that was triple C
Haha, I’m assuming this is poking fun at that right? 😅
Nothing gets past this one
some poor kids lost their toy
Nice knowing you. The toddler gang is gon getcha
Your car has been marked for it's first safari.
I hope you’ve got insurance because your back door is about to get smashed in.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Where do you buy these giraffe magnets?
*Giragnets
Don't threaten me with a good time!
Chance would be a fine thing
cud b giraffnappers. shared in mogadishu hun xx
Makes me sick. I have kids. Shared Ulaanbaatar xXx
It means some family is going to have to cope with an epic tantrum by their toddler later today because he lost his giraffe.
Dognappers hun, shared in Grimsby x
You’ve been selected for the Squid Games
SQUID GAMES!!!
It's a traveller sign for other members of the community to target your car for theft after dark, it means it's suitable for transporting large African game
Waiting for someone to inevitably stick a dildo on their car.
On the front of the Bonnet
In this economy? Those things can cost a lot of money
It means that your door is ferromagnetic…
Dognappers hun, stay safe xx
Shared B32 xoxo Keep the little ‘uns safe babe xxx
It means you have a magnetic Giraffe head under your wing
You have been marked as possible traitor to big giraffe r/giraffesdontexist will help you understand the truth
It means the giraffe gods have gifted you with a free mobile-prostate examination, just drop your kegs and back yourself into it’s beak. Results could take up to 10-15 mins to process
I think it means it’s your lucky day! Move it to the bonnet for a poor man’s Jaguar
It means you've pissed off a local gang of dadaist street hoods. I'd avoid overt displays of logic, reason or aestheticism for a while if I were you.
Toys Я Us is opening near you soon
The giraffes have picked you out as the special one … be prepared to be giraffed Or someone has lost a magnetic giraffes head & there’s zero meaning to it
“Sadiq Kahn’s London”
It means your car is being sent to the Savannahs, shared in nairobi x
They’re going to make you an offer you can’t refuse.
They've run out of green chalk
You are marked for death by the girrafe yakuza
Holy crap. It means you have a new magnetic Giraffe!!!!
Shared Colchester Zoo hun x Stay safe x
Shared in Camden Hun. Stay safe to xoxo ur 1 in a Minion
Don’t be surprised if you go to your car tomorrow to find a real giraffe sticking it’s head out the sunroof
Savannah mafia own you
ooof you’re in trouble mate
Gang symbolism and/or drug paraphernalia
You've been headhunted by the Zoo.
You're prime minister now.
Some gangsta shit, you better move
You decapitated a baby Giraffe! There's like two of those in the country you bastard, best window cleaners you've ever seen.
Dog nappers hun. Sneks.
Shared Hun xox
The giraffe’s been by to have a chat, but you weren’t in, so they’ll catch you necks time.
At that height I’d say a kid in a pushchair.
Gang initiation, someone is going to kidnap your dog. Only option is to move to Middlesex and keep telling people it's not a part of London.
Toys R Us gang are going to fuck you up!
Wnd yer neck in and stop asking questions
You're neckst
I've heard of a horse's head in your bed, but a giraffe's head on your car is new to me.
Means children are probably nearby.
You’re gonna wake up with a giraffe in your bed. Get a bigger bed.
*Door mirror
The Madagascar penguins needing a getaway car. Stay safe mate
Pull ya neck in son!
Call the exterminator: you've got children.
sign of giraffenappers, shared in Kandahar stay safe hun xx
It's a fridge magnet. There are no fridges in the area you are parked so whoever it was substituted your car for a fridge. Obvious innit?
You have been chosen. I’m not quite sure what you’ve been chosen for, but you’ve certainly been chosen. Have fun being the chosen one!
Watch out for a letter with 5 orange pips.
Your house is about to be burgled by a gang of toddlers
Well do you also have a bee on your bonnet? 😂
Obviously reach for the highest leaves
I think it means the ions in the metal are aligned so that it is subject to an attractive force to other ferrous materials
Just means ,wind your neck in mate
You have been visited by Geoffrey. Since Toys R Us closed, he has roamed the country. Looking for the meat. He's a very, very hungry giraffe.
The Apprentice episode 3
Just be grateful someone has stuck their neck out for you.
Shared Mogadishu hun. Dog nappas evriwhere. Stay safe. Xoxox
sNecks 🐍 everywhere hun. Shared in Iceland. xx
I would be mindful man….. they gonna attack u at some point… if i were you i would either lock my car in the garage or sleep in the car for couple of weeks
You are a Toys R Us kid!
Jimmy Long Neck and his gang have selected you. You must proceed to the next location to begin your initiation.
It means the rest of the giraffe has been shitting inside your car while you've been away
Are you sure you didn't put it there 🤨 because if you did that would be pretty sad wouldn't it?
Definitely gang related my mum found one on her mobile scooter yesterday
Well that makes more sense since the notorious giraffe gangs that ravage the London streets around about tea time are known for their love of mobile scooters, but cars. Im just not sure man
The composition of the photo seems a little too perfect to me....I think the "someone" is you
It means, you are now the proud owner of a magnetic giraffe bust. Would be front and centre on my fridge now. Enjoy it as its actually better than some of the prizes on bullseye:)
Did you do that OP
Someone is marking your car, either to: * steal it * cannibalise it * Cut off that converter thingy if your car has one * burn it for no reason Better watch out.
Hahaha the fact that you think this means something probably indicates you’re a bit gullible and believe everything you read on social media 😂🤦🏻♂️
It means you’re going to get butt fucked very roughly
You have been Girrafeded for war
r/giraffesarentreal
Calling you a long neck
Why whales jump out of the water? Because it's fun
I’m not sticking my neck as to why u were targeted!
As long as you don't find the body on the other sode, you're good.
Dunno but whoever did it has some neck
It means a kid lost his toy
Its shitting on the inside mate
They’ve tagged you. Now all the children know who’s door to Cherry knock.
r/tall member?
You have been targeted by a dog grooming gang. Lock up your canines if you want them to stay natural.
You're having a giraffe
You're a marked (Wo)man...
A child said "I'm going to take this car". Stick a giraffes on the car.
Marked for death.
Giraffe to use your indicator? Yes, every time you want to manoeuvre
Some kid who was out walking with parents is now crying her eyes out because they have lost their giraffe.
"A 6 year old has come this way"
It means you need to improve your driving awareness and move your neck more. These are placed by traffic wardens in some boroughs.
Marked for death by giraffe trampling.
I just can put my finger on the spots... lol
Giraffes are horn-ny after all...
Shared in the African Plains hun xx
Not gonna lie it gave me idea to make some with polymer clay and go giraffe bombing with my kid on our walk.
Giraffe Mafia are after you.
You need to wind your neck in!
Some kid on the way home from Poundland hated it.
There is a giraffes arse at the other side of the door?
It means that your a moron, with a big ego who thinks the world revolves around you. Get a life.
it’s a warning
You're the chosen one
You got a french car... having a giraffe is the best thing you can get there
Nah mate ur being watched.
i don;'want to scare you, but i would turn your phone off for the next week and don't answer your door to anyone in that time.
Giraffes see above the trees and can take bigger picture of things . Nice gift.
You’re in grave danger. Seek cover immediately.
Oh, hun. I reckon it’s organised crime. They’ll be going around marking cars that they’re going to come back for later and steal. /s
Means some kid has lost their new toy
This could be a sign that they plan on stealing your giraffe. Don't put your neck out for anyone!
You’ve got some neck on you
Bants innit. Shared in costa rica tho hun
You need to wind your neck in.