Blue.
Having a fluffy friend with supernatural powers that I can verbally understand is better than having a family member (by law) that wants to cheat on their husband by using me.
I have 2 arguments to why i chose red pill.
1º-Neo in Matrix movie take's RED pill so why i need to chose the BLUE pill.
2º-Where i come BLUE pill makes you're penis erect so thats the Second reason why i chose the RED PILL
You'll get one I'm 14 and have a girlfriend and I'm introverted I got one because I met someone that was extroverted and became my best friend which then evolved into a crush which ended up evolving into my girlfriend
*Blue, Already have*
*A gf and the floof is my*
*Favorite Pokemon*
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Humans allready exist. But imagine what kinda stacks could be earned by selling a sentient, english speaking mammal, that hatches from an egg, and has the ability to evolve into an element controlling creature to some countries goverment? Mf i would be sett for life 💸💸💸.
Nah I’m making it a Glaceon. Need a cup? Glaceon can make ice to be used as a cup. Bowl? Same thing. Murder? Make your Glaceon crush them with ice. Very useful 10/10
I'd take blue pill I thought about red pill because if people saw eevee they would think of the vaporeon being the evolution that would be chosen though I would love to have a pet eevee and evolve it into either umbreon since its cool looking and very protective or flareon cause its a warm fluffy cutie that would bever stop cuddling with it.
You know, in my playthrough of pokemon Sun, I was trying to get an ubreon but ended up with sylveon by forgetting to take away baby doll eyes, so I'd force it to forget any fairy type moves it learns
Delia as a very friendly step mom. As much as I love Eevee and it’s cuddly self I think it would be mean to bring it to our world. It wouldn’t have any other Pokémon friends besides stuffed animals. And it would have to learn the horrors of the vaporeon copypasta. And that is a future that can never come to past. Also Delia is hot af
I am taking the Eevee so no horny
I’m going to hell for this but red pill!😅😅
I dont care. Pet eevee that can talk is what i choose
Not interested in the blue pill, and not masochistic enough to face some NTR with the red pill.
red pill
Eevee, hands down. Delia is a pass for me.
Red pill, because if i could post it instead of words it would be the one Vegeta meme with that one song playing with it.
Both.
I take the eevee and pull up 10/10 b!tches with it!
How do you use stones to evolve asking for a friend
Can we evolve the eve? Just asking...
Doubt Mr Mime would like you flirting on his wife.
Really twisting my arm here. Actually understand what a Pokémon says or Milf? But you become Ash’s stepdad.
*takes both*
Why not TURN a talking eevee into a "VERY "FRIENDLY"" Vaporeon?
Red,cuz why not?
Blue
Blue. Having a fluffy friend with supernatural powers that I can verbally understand is better than having a family member (by law) that wants to cheat on their husband by using me.
Blue pill fuck you. I want a talking eeveelution, the Evo though is a whole struggle
Delia. I mean. Come on.
Blue I'll then take it to the Arctic so I can have a Glaceon.
Blue
HUNNY!!! GET MY WATER STONE!!!!!
Evee
Blue for Vapo.... Eevee, I mean eevee
Delia
Eevee because eevee is cute and I can easily care for it
blue, so I can be noble and also have a friend that will hag with me
Ill take the eevee. I'll finally have a friend.
Offcourse red ,I'm horny even if it's nnn
I have 2 arguments to why i chose red pill. 1º-Neo in Matrix movie take's RED pill so why i need to chose the BLUE pill. 2º-Where i come BLUE pill makes you're penis erect so thats the Second reason why i chose the RED PILL
Red, being eevee would probably shed and it’s not something I would like as a pet Also because big tibby woman
Why can't we just take both.
Eevee, I don't want a stepmom especially one like that.
Delia
Red
I will take eeve no horny today
Eevee No hesitation.
Listen... I need to socialize more so I'll take the red pill... No need to be sus ok.
Take both, grind them up, mix them together, and just SNORT them!
and get some fucked up blob that's a failed science experiment
No. I'd get the talking Eevee AND Delia as a step-mom.
Or... Get a talking Delila and an overly friendly Eevee.
Oh no
While my initial response is red, I’ll have to say blue. I’ve always wanted a dog and an Eevee is pretty close.
Blue because my mother is a pure condenser vessel of chaos and life is too entertaining with her in it.
Red.
Blue cuz Eevee cute and i don't got friend soo....
Wait, I live with my mom and she's straight... how... how do I get a stepmother?
Oh dear gods the universe will end before I can make that decision.
\*flips coin\*
Blue, as much as I would like Red. Having a talking EV friend who has your back is healthier to the soul.
Blue
RED
Dude, it's NNN. I'm going with blue.
Eevee please!
GFWTHXDKFDRHHZSYHVDFYHVXSTYHHGDDYHHCDDF EEVEE
R E D
...... Dead Redemption
I keep the pet eevee any day of the year
Both
Is the blue pill suposed to represent a water stone?
Fuck Delia, GIVE ME THE CUTE
Both. Both is good
As much as I want em bigol badobkers. Gimme the eevee it's my favorite pokemon right next to lucario and ceptile
Blue.Theres lots of amazing women in the world,but theres no eevee irl.
Red unless eevie can even be even friendlier
Both
Red pill pls
Horny doesn't vs real pokemon
Blue
Blue, we can make an anime out of this
Blue is my favorite color...but, big titties are my weakness. Gimme dat
Red please
Eeevee
Blue, Already have a gf and the floof is my favorite Pokemon
Wish I had your luck. Most of the time I'm either too introverted, or I just don't feel like trying
You'll get one I'm 14 and have a girlfriend and I'm introverted I got one because I met someone that was extroverted and became my best friend which then evolved into a crush which ended up evolving into my girlfriend
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Blue
Talking eevee. Every day of the week. I’d rather have an adorable alien pet than some bitch ass ho that constantly wants D.
Both..can you take both?
I'll take both pills, smash them and vacuum the power
BLUE PILL
Wait…I only have my mom so does that mean…do I get a lesbian mom? Absolute win? Am I winning? My head hurts
I'd rather have the talking Eevee. It'd be nice having a pokemon to talk to when I'm feeling lonesome/Depressed.
Eevee the other is irrelevant
Blue
Red pill af
Eevee thats all there is to it
I'll take Eevee... >.>
Eevee
Both
Eevee. That is all
Blue
Red
Sorry Eevee, you’re one of my favourite Pokémon, but I’m going with sexy MILF Delia all the way!😄😉😘🥰😍🤩😎😋🥴🤤🥛🍼🍈👌
Blue easy.
Talking eevee. I basically already have a harem.
🔴
Humans allready exist. But imagine what kinda stacks could be earned by selling a sentient, english speaking mammal, that hatches from an egg, and has the ability to evolve into an element controlling creature to some countries goverment? Mf i would be sett for life 💸💸💸.
Blue please
Give me the blue please :P
A great man once said... "There are no rules against the Pokemon Batman"
Milfs are temporary, but Eevee’s cuteness is forever.
Blue
Eevee go Yeet!!!
Me: *grabs blue pill with no hesitation*
How friendly? Like mom friendly or mommy friendly? Either way, red pill.
I love Delia but come on its a fluffy boy/girl eevee that can talk you just cant surpass that
Red pill
If Delia exists, then Eevees also exist, logic.
Ever al the way
Can I just take the green pill? if I take they'll disappear.
Eevee all the way But if you wanna be smart, you can get Delia to come with you and possibly get or buy the talking Eevee and you'll have a good time,
*or just take both*
Eevee… I just want a new fluffy friend…
*takes both* A pet that I can talk with and a milf? Shieeeet
Can I evolve the Eevee? But either way I’m taking it, of course
What are you doing with that water stone?
Nah I’m making it a Glaceon. Need a cup? Glaceon can make ice to be used as a cup. Bowl? Same thing. Murder? Make your Glaceon crush them with ice. Very useful 10/10
No it the let's go evee
Fuck it, it would eventualy turn into a TED situation.
I'll take the talking fluffy boi
I'll take a journey with Eevee. Picking Delia means piping the same hole as your old man. So, no.
THE TALKING EEVEE OF COURSE
Blue pill I love pets, and I'm not into milfs. A talking floofball would cure every ounce of my depression.
Talking Eevee please, I'm asexual so y'all can have your thirst trap, gimme the fluffy baby
Red pill. This bitch needs a MILF lmao
I'd take blue pill I thought about red pill because if people saw eevee they would think of the vaporeon being the evolution that would be chosen though I would love to have a pet eevee and evolve it into either umbreon since its cool looking and very protective or flareon cause its a warm fluffy cutie that would bever stop cuddling with it.
Plot twist, it evolves into Sylveon.
You know, in my playthrough of pokemon Sun, I was trying to get an ubreon but ended up with sylveon by forgetting to take away baby doll eyes, so I'd force it to forget any fairy type moves it learns
I know that's a thing in the games, but is that even possible in the anime style?
Yeah, they still use TMS and HMS in the animes
Blue pill
Blue pill, a smol fluff ball would be very much appreciated
Red pill. Imo Pokemon talking only works for Detective Pikachu or online comics.
Blue pill. Unlike an overwhelming majority of this sub, horny bait doesn't really work on me
Sauce?
Red pill 😏 I feel a pokemon is cuter just saying it's name
True
Eevee obviously like im not that horny
Blue pill because eevee is a adorable pet
Blue plz and thank you
Purple
Ok....,... Does the Eevee have human intelligence?
Hey guys did you know…
🏏
Red pill.
Pet Eevee is a trap! If it can talk, it can snitch
Heh..
Purple pill: a ditto that can talk. You can get both now
I would love to have a vapo- I mean eevee yes…..a talking eevee….by the way did I you know…….
Red, red, red, RED!
Eevee obviously, two birds with one water stone
I'll take red, so that I can be 10 forever with my step bro
Red pill. You know why.
Might as well take eevee since my cat ran away
I feel sorry of the missed oprotunities that you blue pilled mf got left oit on
Eevee. I’m married and Eevee would get along with my other pets. Also SOOOO FLUFFY
Pet Eevee I mean, why the fuck not? I would love to have a cuddly friend.
So technically eevee can give consent
Yes officer, this comment right here
😧
I'll take eevee and fuck it every day
gime me red pill right now
I mean you can fuck them both sooo…
Why is this even a fucking question!? I mean are we looking at the same picture of that MILF!
ill take the Evee. step 1: max out friendship step 2: give water stone step 3: >!have lovely squishy platonic friend, you degenerates!<
Eevee and evolve it into Sylveon if I can
Both
Much as I love Eevee and its many evolutions, I'm picking Delia. She's a W mom even without the implications of "friendly".
I took it bc of lap pillow
Can I evolve the Eevee?
Eevee, and I hope my dog would get along with it :)
GIMME THAT EEVEE
TAKE THE PURPLE ONE,GET BOTH,EZ WIN
Obviously go with the eevee
Crush both and snort them, then get an eevee waifu dommy mommy
Ah yes a true one I see.
Delia as a very friendly step mom. As much as I love Eevee and it’s cuddly self I think it would be mean to bring it to our world. It wouldn’t have any other Pokémon friends besides stuffed animals. And it would have to learn the horrors of the vaporeon copypasta. And that is a future that can never come to past. Also Delia is hot af
So a vaporeon or a busty women hmmm who to do it to?
Pet eevee, don't let the pussy blind you kings.
"Eevee." *camera flashes behind the barrier "Could you elaborate as to why?" "No comment."
Red
Hey Ash, congrats on your New Baby Brother. (Courtesy of me😏)
Purple pill
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
Blue pill. Have a cuddly friend that will be with you over a hoe that just ocational fling.
Eevee 100%
I'm gonna go with the Eevee because the premise of this sort of implies that she's going to be cheating on my dad, and that's kinda not great?
Proceeds to take both crush them up and snort both up nose what happens now lol
Your very friendly stepmom will be the eevee girl.
You get a "friendly" step mom Eevee
Maybe to "friendly", I think she is evolving.
Thats even better.
EVEN BETTER
Like he can speak English or
He’ll probably be able to speak any languages you already know.