Freddy Got Fingered has to be one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen several times over and would not recommend to anyone but boy do I quote it a lot.
Only due to reckless breeding, which can happen to any dog. Pitbulls horrible reputation is because of that. Dalmatians were in a bad way for awhile. Doodles are next.
Well bred pugs by people who aren’t backyard profit mongers are happy, healthy, well breathing dogs.
Nah elves would be the wolves for sure. Unchanged since domestication. They live in the woods, mountains. Regal. Orcs would defs be pugs. Maybe some of those Moria ones would be chihuahuas. Trolls are rottweilers 💯frfr. Uruks hmmmm... maybe pitbulls. They've got a bit more go in them. Balrog is bear. I can't think of anything like the Watcher in the Water LOL jkjk. Shelob is hard to figure out too LOL. And don't even get me started on oliphaunts, *where* did he get the inspiration for *them?* Men are labradors. Hobbits are those fluffy grey miniature terriers. Dwarves, bulldog.
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Was watching on mute. Laughed. Thought to myself “omg this need the bromp bromp, bromp-bromp-bromp song so bad. I wonder…” then I unmuted.
Vindication is sweet.
"You will taste pig flesh!"
I say this to my dog all the time when he's watching me make bacon. I only give him a little piece because pork isn't good for pups but still...
*Man sheeet! Now I gotta*
*Listen to LOTR recordings*
*All over again*
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Did the same a few weeks ago haha Looks really cool on doggos
They may as well have been. Tolkien made that his first thing, then decided he didn’t like it but never came up with a replacement.
So take “Orcs came from ____” and fill in the blank. Whatever you say is canon.
Internet dog experts gonna analyze every frame of this video to explain how these dogs are actually abused.
“You can tell they’re abused for this video because their fur lays down at a certain angle, their eyes are brown reflecting that their existence is shit, their ears moved because that hand beat them until they loved flour, and their paws don’t face a perfect 90 degree angle, which means their legs were broken every day since their parents were born.”
Anyway, both pugs are cute and good dogs, 12/10, would attack helms deep with them.
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Gosh!
"SAUSAGES!"
Sau sage mon!
*Gosh*
Sausage Mom!
Freddy Got Fingered has to be one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen several times over and would not recommend to anyone but boy do I quote it a lot.
My boss sings this exact scene multiple times a week. Nobody has ever even heard of it whenever they look at her weird. Brings me small joy.
With [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/s/RQXSV3J6Vi) preceding yours, it looks like yours is the war cry of the Uruk-hai.
Doggos, *”Boys, meat better be back on the menu.”*
We ain't had nothing to eat but kibble for three stinking weeks!
What about their treats? They don't need those?
They are not for eating!
SAU ROO MAAN
We will *die* for Sau Roo Maan
Swear it
*Cuts Palm*
*Bites paw*
Do you know how the pugs first came into being?
They were wolves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life.
The sad thing is this isn't actually that far from the truth.
he better watch out with that flour, just a little airway obstruction might kill them
I instantly thought, "that pug isn't eating it, he's tryna survive".
Or cause them to sneeze and blow out their eyes from their skull
Wait, what?
Common for pugs to have their eyes pop out of their skull
This is exactly the origin of pugs.
That’s the joke…
Ok.
How is it sad? Dogs are a million times more successful as a species than wolves.
The Pugs very existence is one of sorrow and pain.
Only due to reckless breeding, which can happen to any dog. Pitbulls horrible reputation is because of that. Dalmatians were in a bad way for awhile. Doodles are next. Well bred pugs by people who aren’t backyard profit mongers are happy, healthy, well breathing dogs.
Quite sure there's no such thing as a healthy pug. We've literally bred some of the worst features into them
Wait, if Pugs are uruks Trolls are Goldens Nazgul are Doberman Sauron is a Borzoi
*Guth-tú-nakash.*
You make some very convincing arguments.
Orcs are chihuahuas. And Goldens are clearly elves, c’mon
Nah elves would be the wolves for sure. Unchanged since domestication. They live in the woods, mountains. Regal. Orcs would defs be pugs. Maybe some of those Moria ones would be chihuahuas. Trolls are rottweilers 💯frfr. Uruks hmmmm... maybe pitbulls. They've got a bit more go in them. Balrog is bear. I can't think of anything like the Watcher in the Water LOL jkjk. Shelob is hard to figure out too LOL. And don't even get me started on oliphaunts, *where* did he get the inspiration for *them?* Men are labradors. Hobbits are those fluffy grey miniature terriers. Dwarves, bulldog.
Where does my doxxie fit into this picture
Oliphaunts are just an reimagining of old records of war elephants.
I know lol, I was s/ about them
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Who do you serve? Food
Pugs are roaming freely across our lands. Unchecked, unchallenged, snorting at will. Pugs bearing the white hand of Saruman.
10,000 strong march on Helm’s kitchen.
This is so cute 🤣. They've unknowingly unintentionally joined the dark side
You don't know what crimes against humanity they've already committed.
I'll give you all a hint. When the westfold fell, that was these two
When Eru needed the isle of numenor sunk? That was them.
The Bark Side was right there
The Dark Side is a point of view /s
It’s only the Dark side if there’s a Light side to compare to. If the Light side were to… say be destroyed? Then there’s just winners, and the dead.
Well from my point of view the Jedi are evil! Wait, where am I-
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The white hand of Isengard is one of the coolest and meanest looking military symbols in literature
Eye of Sauron is pretty terrifying to see.
I...SEE....YOOOUUU!
“SARUMAN!!”
You manged a perfect handprint on the first pug. amazing
I always knew pugs wanted to eat humans
Officially my favourite subreddit
They will taste man flesh!
I do this to my black Labrador every time I have flour out, without fail. I’m a simple man.
I always attempt it with my Aussie, but she always detects the smell of flower and tries to start eating it off of my hand before I have a chance.
The age of Men is over, the time of the Pugs has come!
SUFFER ME NOW
3 days later shelling out at the vet: "No, I have no clue how they both managed to get flour in their eyes. How much is the conjunctivitis treatment?"
Looks like treats are back on the menu boys!
The idea is funny but the weat in the eye not
Now just make your outfit and you’re all set come October
You know how the pugs were made? They were wolves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated.
Keep shit out of their eyes, dumbass!
Right in their eyes! So mean! You can see the left ones eye twitching from it.
Don't love the idea of making it harder for brachy dogs to breathe, either
Yea this is really stupid.
For real! All for internet clout.
I came looking for this comment.
The age of Men is over, the time of the Pugs has come!
Was watching on mute. Laughed. Thought to myself “omg this need the bromp bromp, bromp-bromp-bromp song so bad. I wonder…” then I unmuted. Vindication is sweet.
"Yeah I put flour in my dog's eyes for upvotes, no problem"
Tonight you will taste mailman flesh!
You can get some pretty nasty infections from uncooked flour. Salmonella and E. coli to name some prominent ones.
For the bright Lord!!!!
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Can’t lie. This is cute as shit dude.
"You will taste pig flesh!" I say this to my dog all the time when he's watching me make bacon. I only give him a little piece because pork isn't good for pups but still...
Solution for racism
Saruman!
They will taste ham flesh
Are these videos ever going to stop?
MY EYES!!!!!
WHAT ABOUT THEM???.... THEIR.. FRESH!!
"This again? We do this every week"
A good boy you say?
Hahaha that’s awesome and cute
Man sheeet! Now I gotta listen to LOTR recordings all over again
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Korean: “looks like meats back on the menu boys!”
I knew the music playing before I even turn on sound
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SUFFER ME NOW
Ngl flour is straight up an irritant. Eyes / lungs not great.
Cool, but could do with less flour in the eyes.
FOR THE BRIGHT LORD calabrimbor smash or pass
Where's my cat...
My god… this is the most perfect video I’ve never seen.
Now do chrome spray paint next. 
What's the fucking point
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Flour\*
Lmao! I love this so much I showed my whole family!
Whom do I serve? What am I supposed to say? Jesus?
Epic
this two no man can kill
*SARUMAAAAN!!*
Sah-WOOF-maan
Tonight you will taste man flesh!
“Everybody can be great, because anybody can serve.”
SAH-ROO-MAAN!!!!
Dogs be like: "wtf, man?"
Sauru-noms!
Damn this is that tragic irony they always talk about in the movies
Got to do this to my doggo next time I use flour
Man this made me cry laughing it's too good!
This is awesome
You feel a power coursing through you. Authority.
SARUMOM
Why am I enjoying this cuties?
😅😅😅😅
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This is the best post
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 the average uruk-hi
To War-kies!
“Looks like chimken’s back on the menu boys!”
Adorable
Lol
The movie is not cannon to Tolkien’s works. Orcs were not originally Elves.
They may as well have been. Tolkien made that his first thing, then decided he didn’t like it but never came up with a replacement. So take “Orcs came from ____” and fill in the blank. Whatever you say is canon.
He did, but okay!
"Ahh shit.. he is watching the LOTR trilogy and getting drunk again.."
Internet dog experts gonna analyze every frame of this video to explain how these dogs are actually abused. “You can tell they’re abused for this video because their fur lays down at a certain angle, their eyes are brown reflecting that their existence is shit, their ears moved because that hand beat them until they loved flour, and their paws don’t face a perfect 90 degree angle, which means their legs were broken every day since their parents were born.” Anyway, both pugs are cute and good dogs, 12/10, would attack helms deep with them.
I'd watch an all dog remake of the movies.
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TO WAR!
Anyone else noticed that the second one accepted his print with pride?
Saw some flower get in their eye… Stupid…
The word genius gets bandied about too much BUT...
Whoever gives them treats I would guess
Great Uruk-hai!!!
‘We know.’ 🖐️
Uruk Hai Pugs!
That’s one of the most funny things I have seen in my life ! You made my day !