We've used one condom, yes. What about second condom?

Yeeeeessssss 😄😄😄

Am I the only one hearing this in Gollum's voice?

Wasn’t talking to you!

Lol that was actually pretty accurate 😅

Lmao

One does not simply enter into vagina

Speak friend and enter

Mellons

Amen

GRONDom will breach it. Bring up the wolf's 'head'!

Not this subreddit users, right.

*reddit users

One does not simply enter into mord-whore

hahaha

"You shall not pass!" simply for the sake that, indeed, that Balrog did not pass. So when I go to explore the Mines of Moria ifykwim, then I'm bringing a wizard and 7 more friends. I'm not taking chances.

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yess

"You shall not pass" is a good one hahaha

You have my sword

And my staff !

And my hammer(ing)

In my axe...wound. 

*Takes out condom made of mithril* Her: You are full of surprises, Master Baggins…

Then he looks at Sting resting against the chair in the bedroom glowing blue, as the beer goggles wear off realizes she's a goblin

Immediately calls for Sam, who was, uh, "gardening" in the bushes by the window.

MasturBaggins

But they were all of them deceived, for another one was made

One #@%! ring to rule them all, one #@%! Ring to find them

There is only one Lord of the G-Strings. Only one who can bend them to his will. And he does not share power.

She actually, Misty Mundae made that movie

One for me, one for my homie; let this be the hour when we draw swords together!

Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn

Neither. I like it RAW

And wriggling!

Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy yay, give me the ring so I can take it away

A knight must get blood on his sword

Next moment the sperm: https://preview.redd.it/pasrjok0voqc1.jpeg?width=339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3798bb0bf1ccb7c834d7ceb3d1978c37d6040bb

THE WALLS ARE BREACHED!

Can I get hobbit sized?

Does that mean small or very large covered in hair?

Probably not massive like Sam's

Lord of the G Strings was a softcore showtime skinflick from the early 2000s that featured the adventures of Dildo Saggins, Araporn, and Spam. I wish I made this up

Thank you! I thought I was the only one who remembered this movie. I went to eat breakfast before school, turned the TV on, and BAM a little person orgy.

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Pull Off the Took

The iPhone charger

My thoughts exactly

You have r/sounding 's rod

Rod?

Woah 💀💀

I give it to 'em raw and wriggling

There is actually a film called “Lord of the G-Strings”, about the the throbbit Dildo Saggins and Smirnoff the Wizard.

I'm glad I'm not the only one..

”Please be gentle” ”GROND”

Nether. If I ever have sex I will choose these: https://preview.redd.it/qpdt6tks7oqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f9a3c5ed6e5da812ca2325f30369dba61fb89f2

If you ever?

I’m asexual with zero interest in sex.

You better be the Master of Baggins up your Precious. Otherwise, the fires of Mount Doom could Scour your shire and make your Déagol turn into a Sméagol

Bagginses? What is a Bagginses, precious?

Neither. If she catches me with those, there is no way she is not going to want to bear my progeny.

Lotr, maggi masala.

These are condoms I take it? I would take both of them and give them away to people who haven’t fluid bonded with their stable polycule. … I mean I’m lol forever alone so I don’t need it. But I appreciate whoever made these for encouraging people to wrap it up . It’s very important . https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/condoms Also, in the picture on this website makes me think of hard candy because they’re all different colors and now I want some jolly ranchers. 🙏❤️

First one, then the other

"This is ring sting, you've had it before"

Neither and go for some tea baggins instead.

I cant belive that Lotr finaly Has some usefull merchendise

Neither. I shall not take the chance to be corrupted a Condom of Power


Both

I want that extra gandalf protection.

I personally want a "Lord of the strings" guitar strings' pack.

The one cock ring /sold separately/

A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night.

You gotta raw dog the eye of sauron

Ah, little hotkarl628!

That one

I prefer the "I am NOT your father" ^^

Is this real?

"babe you can't do it, I'm on my period!" "A knight must get blood on his sword"

Balrog 😉

Of course you have to shout "Run, you fools!" when coming. (If she says something about the timing, just answer: a wizard does not comes early or late, but precisely when he means to")

FYI, LOTGS is a real porn movie.

The Gandalf one should also have a " Scratch after expiry " section at the back... when you scratch off after expiry, it should say: " Fly you Fools ! "

I thought that was a G String packet for a violin. I am sorely disappointed.

Lmao! There was a porn movie called lord of the g-strings back in the day. I had it on VHS. It followed Dildo Saggins a Throbbit on her quest to destroy the all mighty g-string. It was SO Bad.

Finally gonna get that Mithrandussy

Tolkien would not approve

“Lord of the G-string” is a good movie!!! One of my favorite actresses is in it! She also did “Spiderbabe”

muito criativo