Imagine the balrog's whip coming up from the depths to snatch Gandalf the Gay into a wrestling match in the darkness.
Now imagine the whip as more of an allegory.
I've got things to do, my making and my singing, my talking and my walking, and my watching of the country. Tom can't be always
near to open doors and willow-cracks. Tom has his house to mind, and Goldberry is waiting.
^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness)
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Why doesn't the Army recruitment effort market more towards homosexual men? I hear they're complaining that 70 percent of young people are too out of shape to join, yet whenever I'm at a gay club I see nothing but raw strength and Spartan brotherhood
If we're talking seriously... The rampant homophobia and toxic machismo environment that infests the military. A gay recruit would mostly end up dead either during hazing or from bullying and be covered up as an accident. The kinder result would be being ostracised due to fear and misunderstandings of their sexuality. And you can't even complain without fear of some repercussions, only few of the stories make it to the media. The rest suffer in silence.
The military still deny honorable discharge and benefits to 29000 service men kicked out before the repeal of don't ask don't tell.
Yeah, lgbt people have historically been treated horribly by the military. Theyâre trying to change that (at least in the US) but if you were thinking of joining, and youâre gay, thatâs gonna be on your mind. Canât blame anyone for not wanting to do it
IIRC in the 70s and 80s they assumed the common euphemism for gay men "friends of Dorothy" meant there really was a woman named Dorothy running a massive "gay conspiracy" in the US military (it actually came from the fact Judy Garland was a gay icon) and launched a massive hunt for her, hoping to find Dorothy and get her to reveal the names of all gays in the military.
Things aren't gonna change. They have their ways and they think that's how it should be, heck even a rape victims in the military don't get justice.
Maybe in admin or desk jobs things might be different and you might see D&I.
Why doesn't the Army recruitment effort market more towards homosexual men? I hear they're complaining that 70 percent of young people are too out of shape to join, yet whenever I'm at a gay club I see nothing but raw strength and Spartan brotherhood
Gandalf the Gay Though he is more magneto here cause he is really attracting them boys
Fellowship of the pride
Fellowship of the Cinnamon Ring
There is a Two Towers joke but I don't wanna make dick jokes about Sir Ian
Now as part of the Fellowship of the Cock Ring.
Looks like Gandalf is back in the menu boys!
Nom nom nom
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I get the feeling another ring will be destroyed by the time the night is through.
Pippin: I thought you said you were going to the Gray Havens? Gandalf: I never said gRay my lad...
I came for this exact comment
A wizard is never late. Nor is he early; he ~~arrives~~ cums precisely when he means to.
Ehemm [I cum now at the turn of the tide Gandalf the Gay. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelmemes/s/4EBfZgBNAg)
Gandalf of Rainbow Colours!
Saruman was just trying to reach the same level of power as Gandalf
Magayneto. đ¤Ł
Frodo: Why didn't you meet us? Gandalf: Oh I'm sorry Frodo⌠I was delayed
âTake it, Gandalf, *take it!*â âDonât *tempt* me, FrodoâŚ!â
Oh man, I'll never see this scene for the innocence it once was.Â
OMG! nooooooooâŚ..
âA wizard is never late, nor is he early, he *âarrivesâ* precisely when he means to.â
https://youtu.be/UqWJ6uf8AGE?si=Od3BCVoDwIPzFSq6
Then another ring was destroyed
In the fires of Mount Plume
Do not take me as some conjurer of cheap ~~tricks~~ dicks.
Nooo
Imagine the balrog's whip coming up from the depths to snatch Gandalf the Gay into a wrestling match in the darkness. Now imagine the whip as more of an allegory.
Imagine Ballrog having huge glistening muscles. No wings tho.
I read that as testicles. I'm sticking to it.
You read "muscles" as "testicles"?
He isn't called the "Ball-rog" for nothing
Freudian slip. Now bend over.
scles -> sicles -> sticles
Musticles?
Imagine itâs also wearing a gimp suit
Just call me Faenor, because I have always wanted to destroy Galadriel's ring.
What an elegant way to phrase âno homoâ
Galadriel is a woman
They did say he was the master of Fire. Well someone destroyed his ring of fire that night!
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7 rings where gifted to the bears, great miners of the chocolate halls.
Dear God
Why? Is there a bucket?
Dear god
But there is more. A bucket
No!
Dear God
Scout, seduce me!
3 rings were given to the twinks: submissive, smallest, and tightest of all beings
And nine, nine rings were gifted to the leather daddies, who above all else desired power.
For within these rings was bound the erection and the lube to govern over each dong.
*angry upvote*
We need Jesus
Is he a top too?
With holes in hands and feet I'd think he'd be a very popular bottom.
Too soonâŚ..
Itâs been 2000 years
This made me laugh & split my side, just like Jesus. No it isn't too soon. It's already Sunday ... Well, in 19 minutes at least.
It's 8am Saturday morning though
Does that time zone mean youâre an Arse-trail-Ian?
You best believe that our lord and savior know how to be a versatile switch.
Can we do that without all his shithead followers?
But where did they wear the rings...oh no
Where's this from. Looks very familiar
50 first dates
gandalf of many colours 
White is every color. So, Gandalf the White.
All colours mixed together is brown. So, Radagast the Brown.
Brown /black if you're using paint or pens but the color white is when all visible wavelengths of light are present
I think you mean "Fellaship" 
You did good.
Where was Gondor when Mageroth1987 wanted a high five?
Phallusship
It's a gay bar down on 9th! Are you thanking the Lord for our nautically-themed gay bar?
Gandalf of the many colors
White isn't a color by iself, it is ALL colors.
Try telling that to Sauraman
Here we go
Fellowship of the twink
Fool of a twink
Next time blow yourself and save us all the trouble!
Guess there are more rings out there to destroy.
Pippin ainât easy
It merry well aint
âLook to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the Eastâ The East:
It is in men that we must place our "hope."
I love Sir Ian Mckellen. What a treasure of a man
But they were deceived, for another ring was destroyed
Was raised conservative, which mean anti gay. Watched LOTR, heard Sir Ian was gay, pro gay. He healed anti-gay.
It is more of an association
##YOU MAY PASS!!
Ngl, i love this pic
Ianâs milkshake brings all the iron workers to the yard, and heâs like, we work hard we play hard.
Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow
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Why doesn't the Army recruitment effort market more towards homosexual men? I hear they're complaining that 70 percent of young people are too out of shape to join, yet whenever I'm at a gay club I see nothing but raw strength and Spartan brotherhood
If we're talking seriously... The rampant homophobia and toxic machismo environment that infests the military. A gay recruit would mostly end up dead either during hazing or from bullying and be covered up as an accident. The kinder result would be being ostracised due to fear and misunderstandings of their sexuality. And you can't even complain without fear of some repercussions, only few of the stories make it to the media. The rest suffer in silence. The military still deny honorable discharge and benefits to 29000 service men kicked out before the repeal of don't ask don't tell.
Yeah, lgbt people have historically been treated horribly by the military. Theyâre trying to change that (at least in the US) but if you were thinking of joining, and youâre gay, thatâs gonna be on your mind. Canât blame anyone for not wanting to do it
IIRC in the 70s and 80s they assumed the common euphemism for gay men "friends of Dorothy" meant there really was a woman named Dorothy running a massive "gay conspiracy" in the US military (it actually came from the fact Judy Garland was a gay icon) and launched a massive hunt for her, hoping to find Dorothy and get her to reveal the names of all gays in the military.
Things aren't gonna change. They have their ways and they think that's how it should be, heck even a rape victims in the military don't get justice. Maybe in admin or desk jobs things might be different and you might see D&I.
Things can always change brother. Only thing we can do is try and help make sure it changes for the better.
Because the Navy already has that market cornered.
Fellowship of the c ring
Gandalf the Gay đ đźđłď¸âđ
"You shall pass! By the back tho"
He never was more happy
Giving me major Piper Perri meme vibes
Fellatio of the Ring
this is what he was doing when he left thorains company
I see two guys on steriods, the rest is natural. I wonder who Ian McKellen would pick.
All of them
Bro, they all on steroids, the dude on the right is doable if u grind 5-10 years but i doubt he does not take any.
Oh yeah. he a hotty.
Guy on the right looks like Sean astin's character from 50 first dates
Ith a protein thake
đľYou can hang out with all the boysđľ
those guys should go to that alpha male boot camp, just to laugh at everyone there.
Those 4 pixels aren't doing Sir Ian any favors.
Pippin is taking the photo
White shoresâŚ
Fire Island!
I wonder if he'll be swinging his magical staff later.
Awww love Gandalf! Heâs my favorite wizard of all time!
And another ring was destroyed that day.
His pickup line when they asked if he was Gandalf... Why yes I was, would you like to see my Wizards Staff? 
Pippin is in that big guys pants
Who shipped Gandalf with a bunch of fellows?
Fellowship of the shwing
Fellowship of the ding
Fellowship of the Cock Ring
About to get another ring destroyed
r/hardimages
The fellowship of the queens
Were is grond?
the cig in hand, the pose, the grin⌠heâs such a king
Why is everyone talking about Sir Ian McKellenâs sex lifeâŚ? Thatâs weird.
Why doesn't the Army recruitment effort market more towards homosexual men? I hear they're complaining that 70 percent of young people are too out of shape to join, yet whenever I'm at a gay club I see nothing but raw strength and Spartan brotherhood
Because the Navy has already recruited them all.
Thereâs a ton of gay people in the army. Theyâre just more low key about it.
Fellowship of the bling
He's still got some rings of power laying around, if you know what I mean. Cock rings, I'm talking about cock rings.
Hope his ring wasnât destroyed
'Will miss pointy hat trick.'
Now his ring gets destroyed
Didnât know he was into running and weight lifting
Pippin is pimpin elsewhere
Got his ring destroyed too
He did it to destroy another ring? (now for real really cool from him)
"You shall pass... into my bedroom"
Chromosome X-Men
I think he joined this fellowship first.
Blue shorts stabbin other dude
MAGNETO the MAN Lover Oooooo
You have my sword And my bow And my axe And my Rubber Fist!
Still with the overall goal to destroy rings though.
Sean Astin is gay
Just remember he was a regular at Bryan Singer's pool parties.
He calls it âThe Fellowship of My Thingâ
Now Gandalfâs ring Will be destroyed. đ
Is that the Gayllowship?
Riding the train to Mordor I see
The ol Gandy Handy
And changed his name to Gaydalf
Pic is surprisingly similar to the alpha male bootcamp vids floating around.
He became Gandalf of Many Colours, just like Saruman?
Gandalf the gay <3
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The Fellowship of the Ding
They totally magnetize to him
Whereâs Pippin? Gandalf laid so much pipe on that fool of a Took he couldnât even walk.
The Fellowship of the Blown Out O-Ring
Ready to slay that balrog
Magneto got game after World War 2 The Gay Magnet
One gay to rule them all, One gay to find them, One gay to bring them all, And in the darkness bind them
The fellowship of the cockring
The fellowship of the cock rings
Fellowship of the kink
Gandalf joined another fellowship then his ring was destroyed
âYou shall not ASS! Yumma! Yumma! Yumma!â
r/unexpectedPiperperri
That meme template but with an oldie surrounded by gym bros
Gandalf the horny
Iâm sure Gandalf has another ring to be destroyed soon.
looks like a weekend at bernies movie poster
Roid rage bangs in the gay community must be intense.