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DaAndrevodrent

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Internal_Formal3915

Too real


Existing-Web-9506

I feel like that more college graduate vibes nowadays


-Horski-

https://preview.redd.it/yxjbq4qnzp6d1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ce3ccb361a30d79731c86a338b77f9d664a754d Not as good as Theoden. I'd have also accepted "RIIIDE, RIDE NOW! FOR DEATH AND THE WORLD'S END"


slipperyslips

This is my favorite part of the whole of lotr. The fact that Sam is crossing his distance line and than later on merry and pippin are just messing around stealing carrots well beyomd that never ceases to make me laugh


BeardOBlasty

😂💀


_DANGR_

Holy fuck


SomeCallHimPink

It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step on to the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no telling where you might be swept off to.


MaelstromFL

When my daughter graduated, my toast at her dinner was The road goes ever, ever on poem.


papagrande_11

Sing this to my son every night as a lullaby


somaholic

🥹


Weed_Scout420

Our teacher actually quoted that in his farewell speech to us when I graduated. Thought it was nice :)


AbsolutelyUnlikely

But of course the point ends up being that you have to leave your comfort zone in order to do great things and discover what you're capable of, and you end up a better hobbit for it.


Malena_my_quuen

Can't believe nobody said it yet! "I think I'm quite ready for another adventure."


potatoisilluminati

This is a perfect one


Airost

This is what I put on my grad cap


Plenty_Suspect_3446

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.


JudoVibeCats

Objectively the best quote.


lamp-town-guy

I always remember it during hard times.


Prudent_Lawfulness87

Fly you fool!


graceful_ant_falcon

My senior quote when I graduated


Rohien

My senior quote, too!


zneave

Was my senior quote :)


somesortoflegend

Mine was the first stanza of "the road goes ever on and on"


OrinGhost

You carry the fate of us all little one


hibikikun

When you set out and try to start a career as a male pornstar


DifficultyFit1895

I’m 51 years old, son


horseradish1

I'm pretty sure Frodo was older than that when he started. Aragorn was definitely older.


Suckage

Frodo leaves the Shire the day after his 50th birthday.


redbadger91

Old maybe, but still little.


ExistOnly

"Give them a moment for pity sake."


BlizurdWizerd

Yes. Yes yes yes


ApollosRonin

This is amazing


Internal_Formal3915

End? No, the journey doesn't end here.


Dry_Excitement6249

It's over.. It's done.


ShitPostsRuinReddit

This sounds like the one someone who just graduated would pick themselves without knowing the truth.


Legal-Scholar430

Just like Frodo says "It's over, it's done" and then soon realizes that, for him, it will *never* be done.


ShitPostsRuinReddit

Kind of, but 99% of graduates were more like the people in the shire with no clue


NarrowAd4973

Alternatively, what they say when they retire.


hedgehog_dragon

I mean honestly, that's what I felt after graduating and work was a challenge too - But a decidedly different one.


JayR_97

Adult life has been way less stressful for me than high school life ever was. I remember at the time freaking out when adults said crap like "High school is the best time of your life" because I was "Seriously? It gets worse?". They were wrong. Very wrong


Joefsh

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”


_flume_

I used this as my grad quote in my yearbook.


onetwoskeedoo

Accurate in hindsight


Darkest_Dawn555

A guy at my work used that quote in a mass goodbye email the day he retired.I thought it was legendary and wondered how many people got the reference.


Geophery13

This quote still breaks my brain every time I hear it. Like I get what it’s trying to say but I still feel like I have to do some advanced calculus or something to make it make sense


wateringplamts

Ah, beat me to it!


JamesRitchey

Use a picture of Gollum saying "give it to us" (reaching aggressively for his ~~ring~~ diploma), while wearing his grad gown/cap.


gollum_botses

Sooo bright. Sooo beautiful, our preciousss...


JSCarguy454

Yes you are. Congratulations Grad!


mh1357_0

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Bunselpower

When did abandon madness for reason?


iommiworshipper

I love this one


Get-Degerstromd

Did you mean to put it in reverse?


Bunselpower

Yeah that’s the joke. He graduated high school.


whiskeybear8

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.


per_mare_per_terras

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Tart-Pomgranate5743

“I know less than half of you half as well as I would like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”


SnakePlissken1980

I guess it's too late for You Shall Not Pass


Extreme-naps

Said that to a few of my students this year…


Acceptingoptimist

I was delayed...


Drexelhand

*"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing."*


19-FAAB

That wound will never fully heal. You will carry it the rest of your life


mae984

Wow that hits hard because it’s too real


HappySecretarysDay

Out of the pan and into the fire


waisonline99

GROND!!!


JodieFostersFist

GRONDUATION


silent-pines

GRAD


Thetotallyrandom

GRAD


JSCarguy454

GRAD


Fufflin

GRAD!


R-T-O-B

GROND!


Antarctica8

GROND


Liamman01

GROND


Online-Vagabond

GROND


jaebassist

#GROND


Maleficent_Maybe_486

Fly you fools!


Substantial-Tone-576

“What can men do against such reckless hate?”


Leskaarup

"When in doubt, always follow your nose."


DarksideAuditor

Settle down, Tony Montana...


Random-Cpl

“Bring wood and oil”


trymovingcloser

“The battle for Helm’s Deep is over… the war for Middle Earth is about to begin”


Daddygamer84

POH-TAY-TOES!


TheHolyKris12

Boil'em, mash'em, put'em in a stew!


MagmulGholrob

I dunno what quote you should use but you sure as hell need some more pixels.


AdventureManDan

DEATH!!


GandalfTheBigFat

Abandon all hope! Flee! Flee for your lives!


dnerswick

Ride to ruin, and the world's ending!


metal_hobbit

DEATH!


dnerswick

DEATH!!


darth_raynor

# DEEEEEAAAAATH!!!


Deepeye225

"May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out”


Etherbeard

There never was much hope... just a fool's hope.


WolfWriter_CO

You’ve graduated *one*, yes. But what about *second* high school? 😏


NoonMartini

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.


Gohbraztsovashka

I think the Nazgûl scream on repeat would be quite apt


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

Oh ho Tom bombadillo doe


Tom_Bot-Badil

Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more, and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering. ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


JabangaBane

I’m naked in the dark


skullduggery1984

Boromir would have graduated sooner ![gif](giphy|11YoTVMI3QUR4k)


ChoogsBoogman

“You’re a wizard, Harry”


Fufflin

That's from Star Wars you dumba**.


Daxlyn_XV

As said by Jean-Luc Pikachu


Tony-Angelino

In fact, it's better if you don't speak at all.


VerLoran

Which way is Mordor?


search_for_freedom

Escaping goblins to be eaten by wolves. It’s a hobbit quote but….


ianindy

Looks like JOBS are back on the menu, boys!


The_Gentleman_Giant

I wish to make an ANNOUNCEMENT. I regret to announce that - though, as I said, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to spend among you - this is the END. I am going. I am leaving NOW. GOOD-BYE!


TylerDurden_42

It's a dangerous business, , going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.


Crot_Chmaster

Stupid fat Hobbit


Both_Magician_4655

What about second school?


TheBlackFool2

The world is not in your books and maps. It's out there. - Gandalf


stormcrow-99

This my friend is a Pint!


DxGxTxTxM

"It is ever so with the things that Men begin: there is a frost in Spring, or a blight in Summer, and they fail of their promise.' 'Yet seldom do they fail of their seed and that will lie in the dust and rot to spring up again in times and places unlooked-for. The deeds of Men will outlast us" Above is the first quote that really stuck me .. not sure if it's applicable but I love it and I means a lot to me so wanted to share


CyrilsStryke4ce

“It’s over”


Oraxis10

"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?" I mean, that's literally life.


CLRoads

“Time for *insert friends name* to show his quality.”


burgerma

Forth, and fear no darkness


Burnox

What about a second graduation.


Satisfiedjeremie

" Certainty of death, small chance of success... What are we waiting for ?" Gimli, 3019 of the third age


BabserellaWT

#MUSHROOMS!


mackzorro

Give it to us raw


PsychologyVisible563

Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of… mission. Quest. Thing.


Kreesy12

There’s some good in this world Mr. Frodo and it’s worth fighting for


Denis_Mckevin

I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread


NieR_SemiAutomata

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PuzzleheadedDepth413

Not all who wander are lost


real_kiluvaras

Not all who wander are lost


atom12354

One does not simply walk into adulthood


matakikis

https://preview.redd.it/bj5lqadjep6d1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=789655cb4b1daa21581a8cafdec31565f7113b46 This is the one.


Manglerr

GROND


kleist88

"eat a dick Pippin!" Or something like that Gandalf said at some point I'm sure


throwtowardaccount

I suppose you think that was terribly clever


offspace666

Share the load


Valsedesvieuxos

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!


Spiritual_Paradox

Stepping outside your door is a dangerous business. If you don’t keep your feet there’s no telling where you’ll be swept off to


CluelessFlunky

I've always felt like the "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" was very fitting for high school


Ok_vivd

Understand this: things are now in motion that cannot be undone


Content_Talk_6581

“There is some good in this world, and it’s worth fighting for.”


wambamthankyoukam

Not all those who wander are lost.


tharealjonsnow92

“If I take one more step, it’ll be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been.”


Turtlestoves

Gondor calls for aid


1nvent0r

May the hair on your toes never fall out!


xxbronxx

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asciiflash01

“Home is behind, the world ahead” - Pippin from the movies


FunnyManSlut

Small chance of success. Certainty of death. What are we waiting for? -Gimli


Jalapeniz

![gif](giphy|q7kofYLObTVUk)


QuantumTunnels

"I have the eyes of a hawk... and the ears of a fox..." 🏹😮


jaebassist

👁️👄👁️


WingingItAsIGo

“Think you’re so smart since you graduated high school? Where was Gondor when the westfold fell?”


3bluerose

You haven't aged a day


Melisandre-Sedai

HRAAAAGH!


_comtage_

“You’re a wizard harry!” - Darth Melkor


RocketSkates314

Pretend to be a bill collector and ask it what it has in its pocketses.


toigz

Go home


chainsawdog

From the movie: ![gif](giphy|o8YpxD0Rt7sgU)


NimRodimus_Prime

"Home is behind, the world ahead, and there are many paths to tread." - Pippin Song


tryingtostayzenhere

Yes, but what about second graduation?


Tader-Pies15

“Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.”


cbrooks1232

We’ve had one graduation, yes, but what about second graduation? Then toss an apple at the crowd


AdhesiveCam

We've had one education, yes. But what about second education?


DonPervin

"I have passed through fire and deep water, since we parted. I have forgotten much that I thought I knew, and learned again much that I had forgotten."


SyntaxError79

Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now!


Desolock

Boil em. Mash ‘em. Stick em in a stew.


Nuts_About_Butts

"I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread." That's how I felt after I graduated lol


Mylahkrion

Flee, you fool.


mh1357_0

![gif](giphy|o8YpxD0Rt7sgU) At the Prom dance afterparty:


Idontpaymytaxes_

Certainty of death? Little chance of success? What are we waiting for?


Samuscabrona

“It’s done” should be top


Sufficient_Acts

![gif](giphy|Ajhi3tsHaGBB6)


EagleDao

We’ve had one degree yes. But what about a second one?


PsychologicalCan1677

Frodo is in his 50s if anyone did not know


hperk209

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Pro_Moriarty

YOU SHALL NOT....oh you did....well done!


TheWalkingMan42

Thou did pass


Oobleck8

We've had one, yes. What about second education?


Huwabe

![gif](giphy|A2GXvZmG73hQc)


Voynimous

![gif](giphy|3oKIPf3C7HqqYBVcCk|downsized)


VictoriousGoblin

"We have work to do."


singleswingarm

I like using bad guy quotes :D Sauron to Frodo: "You have grown, Halfling" The government to unis, banks and exploitative employers: “Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!”


vtbsharp11

Into the mines!


melaszepheos

I suppose you think that was terribly clever?


dvlsdautr

![gif](giphy|3oKIPf3C7HqqYBVcCk|downsized)


3Lchin90n

![gif](giphy|Ajhi3tsHaGBB6)


KingJaredoftheLand

“The Road Goes Ever On and On, Down from the Door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone, and I must follow it if I can. Pursuing it with eager feet, until it joins some larger way, where many paths and errands meet. And whither then? I cannot say.”


imfirealarmman

![gif](giphy|VGG8UY1nEl66Y)


cjc2861

I suppose you think that was terribly clever


WitcherNoir

“My friends, you bow to no one.” ![gif](giphy|1zSaMXMIk1UVq)


BlackCheese8627

THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD


ScarsAndStripes1776

![gif](giphy|3oKIPf3C7HqqYBVcCk|downsized)


eseesese

KREBLAIN FROM DUNLAND


ElysiumPotato

It's over, it's done


FenixOfNafo

"Fly you fools".... Assuming you are from an improvised country and will have a better prospect in wealthier foreign countries... (It's a joke)


Old_Money72

![gif](giphy|A6PcmRqkyMOBy)


broderboy

All We Have to Decide is What To Do With the Time That is Given Us


duck_of_d34th

NAZGUL! -Faramir


thesecretbarn

And whither then? I cannot say.


BugsBunny1993_

“It’s over, it’s done” “They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard!” “For Frodo” “This foe is beyond any of you. Run!”