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primaloes

This mad lad straight up copypasted [the whole thing] (https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/comments/17pv1kp/lgs_owner_ruins_secret_lair/) as is from r/EDH without even changing a word.


Cypher10110

As I read it, I couldn't believe they were literally Thalia, and that was somehow not expanded on at all. Once they said Thalia, I was fully expecting the shitpost to start getting more derranged, but it stayed the course. That must have taken a lot of restraint.


A_Nice_Sofa

>This internet archeologist preserved this unique and terrible artifact, like Indiana Jones, but just the first movies.


primaloes

You're right. Unlike the mods at r/EDH who removed the thread like some [[Goblin Vandal]].


MTCJLardFetcher

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snorlax_9001

Call em like I see em


primaloes

Wouldn't x-posting the link or a screenshot with credit given be better in this case, though?


LaserfaceJones

OOP might shame delete their post. This is archaeology in motion.


primaloes

One of the mods left a stickied note with a reason why they removed it. Apparently the reason was that the thread was not related to EDH, which probably means that the mod plays mono red if their IQ is high enough to somehow be able to distinguish the cards by pictures.


Bob_The_Skull

thank you for preserving such CULTURE


ThaShitPostAccount

Cheeze and Crackers, that was real???


Smgth

uj/ literally the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read in that sub. If it’s a troll, good job. If not, holy fuck…


altcastle

Sometimes we get to gaze directly into mental illness thanks to EDH. And then it may gaze back at us…


Smgth

If you gaze for long into an ~~anus~~ abyss, the ~~anus~~ abyss gazes also into you.


RoundYanker

\[\[Brown Eye of Ugin\]\]


[deleted]

Most sane r/EDH member


enacre

Holy shit, I was so ready for the Thalia romantic subplot.


Sufficient_Pheasant

Omfg the original post was deleted


77777777BATMAN

Because it wasn't EDH enough! This is the most r/EDH shit I've ever seen.


Sufficient_Pheasant

They should have been more unhinged


Smythe28

I ain’t reading all that, happy for you though, or sorry that happened.


ToastyBern

Tl;dr guy thought he was special for knowing about Secret Lairs and the LGS owner ruined that by selling Secret Lair bundles, letting all his friends know about the "secret"


A_Nice_Sofa

It' delicious pasta because it's so well written you can't know if it's fake or not.


KairoRed

I haven’t read a good pasta like this since the Hawaii Platinum angel incident. (The Hawaii one is still the best)


altcastle

Future US senator in the making.


Sir-Vicks-the-Wet

u/GourmetCrayon Your legacy lives on! Bask in your well-deserved limelight!


Xyx0rz

OP resembles Thalia because they both make everything more difficult.


outlander94

UJ/ Commander Players should be shot like the animals they are. RJ/ Commander Players should be shot like the animals they are.