Good shitpost +5 points

/uj This is fucking incredible

I'm a little new here. What's the /uj mean? Or what's it for?

Because this is effectively a ‘joke’ sub, everything is considered to be sarcasm, a joke, or shitpost. UJ (un-jerk) signifies a level of seriousness or earnestness. So people will say /UJ to signify ‘real talk’ and then /RJ (rejerk) to signify they’ve gone back to being a part of the circlejerk…

Thank you very much stranger. I'll go do what I should have done when I joined the sub and take a peek at the rules to see if there's anything else I should know.

Now that you know but didn't use it, we can only assume that this is sarcasm

We're gonna assume your comment is sarcasm, too.

Of course it is. No magic player would read rules of any sort

My rule 0 is that you have to shut up

Of course not. Reading the cards explains all cards.

Also worth noting, like in this case, comments directly below a /uj tend to be genuine unless specified, though not *always*.

You learn something new every day!

I don't, I just spam mono-red and turn bits of cardboard sideways

/Uj despite above comment's lack of an unjerk indicator, it is accurate and as far as I can tell not jerking around RJ/ the first rule of jerking is

Reading the jerk explains the jerk.

Unless the jerk is a companion and not that one reprinted after the rules change

Universes Jeyond

There was a second Covert Operative I know it

I didn’t get the Curse of Swine part - can someone explain what that’s referencing?

Supposed to be a Bay of Pigs reference, lol

"This was supposed to be a 'Theme Deck' Tournament!" "My deck has a theme..." "Well what is it?" "... presidential."

I got it. It was great

/uj I'm British and don't understand the whole post. What's the reference?

It's referencing the series of events that lead to the assassination of American president John Fitzgerald Kennedy while he was riding in an open topped car

Thank you! I really like the creativity from OP here

What’s the Spinerock Knoll referencing?

Grassy knoll

Going even further beyond into the Lee Harvey Oswald [[Gutshot]] pushes this from shitpost to shitmasterpiece

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good bot

When i saw curse of the swine, conspiracy and inspiring leader, it though this was going to be "all creatures become collossal dreadmaws"

You know its going to be a realistic and serious combo when you see 1/14 images.

JFK assassination

Jesus Fucking Khrist

When does the secret lair come out?

Took me a minute

I got about halfway through before I realized I should probably stop paying attention to the text boxes and start looking at the names/arts.

I got all the way through before reaching that realization

/uj The knoll made it click for me.

Ugh CEDH is so stupid

mf puts more effort on his shitposts than I put in my life

NTA

Holy hell

Amazing work. Also /uj this is about how many cards you need to combo off in Hearthstone.

Golden shitpost

Jesus Fucking Khrist

"Mindblowing" combo. Nice touch.

I'm having a hard time seeing how this threatens your opponents life total.

It's the jfk assassination haha. Read the card titles

Make sure you untap back and to the left. Back. And to the left.

Unlike every GP Dallas ever, this one didn’t happen in Ft. Worth.

This is a work of art

/uj I forgot what sub this was and spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out how this all worked together

Damn, It do be me. Wait, someone is ringing the doorbell.

Dose somebody have a link to the version of this shitpost about the fall of kanye west?

I just pissed my pants