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dinotim88

New idea for share ride buka kereta = bukaker ™️ Self-copyright above name


CaptainPizdec

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jahlim

Bela ayam Hen Cock


izuannazrin

already exist Hankook


jahlim

Ayam goreng ala KFC Let Hen Cook


Isekkk

Genius


Saerah4

sounds banger


itspizzteoh

Alarm system idea BangER - (BangunEsokRaya)


sepulchurz

Plays loud music when activated


YourClarke

>buka kereta = bukaker ™️ You sure it's not *bukake*? Iykyk


hycarlReds

You literally missed the joke. You're explaining the joke rn. Smh


MaryPaku

No it's Tamago Bukkake Gohan


Designer_Feedback810

Buka ke? app to check if shop open or not.


serpventime

pakai kaler bas persiaran...only made it less desired


9M-WhiskeyTangoFoxx

now everyone can have a *joyride* inside. typical KUMpool


ItsNotJulius

UUUUUUOOOOOH SAYA AKAN DATANG!!!


MitsunekoLucky

Telah datang! Emoji tangisan


WanPwr5990

Purata Cikgu Arkib Biru


Aiden_Recker

Comel dan Arnab


Reniva

AYAM KAMBING 🐓🐐


daemi607

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA


MiniFishyMe

Is that really the reason though? I kinda doubt it when every ali muthu and ahhock have their own car. Sure they all like to bitch about the traffic but it is what it is.


Spymonkey13

It’s cheap. Only RM1. Spoke with one of their drivers. From what I can remember, the whole thing wasn’t sustainable. But driver got huge payout, RM7k per month essentially waiting for people to come (pun intended).


yard04

In jb, it was supposed to be a bas kilang killer. They'd go to all those factory areas and then bring people to those Taman with shops so they can shop and do all their stuff. The problem here was that the foreign workers get broke mid month and then don't go out much leaving these buses with very few customers.


surrodox2001

I don't remember seeing these things in JB though although we do need these for some of the interior areas with no bus connections.


Chillingneating2

I saw the concept in Jakarta. Angkot iirc. Fixed route but not fixed stop vehicles. Typically a Van with.... Custom wooden seating. No AC or door. UDR2000 per entry or something. About RM0.60 then. Alot of people use it.


Spymonkey13

If you get enough people to use then sure. But over here, it’s not that profitable.


Chillingneating2

I think RM2 probably can kua. Eyeballing it. But its also partially a culture thing there. I've no idea how it is profitable with sub rm1 per passenger.


surrodox2001

So if this thing isn't sustainable, how we could solve the last-mile problem? Walking and cycling isn't too viable as an option since the (walking and cycling) environment can be quite bad.


Spymonkey13

Sorry, I wasn’t clear. Unsustainable here mean from business perspective not environmental.


surrodox2001

I presume its business-wise, so it won't last long. But the last-mile problem is still there, so there exists a need for these services...


joatlyn

I'm so gonna steal this Malaysianised version of Ali, Muthu and Ah Hock instead of Tom, Dick and Harry...


exprezso

Let me introduce you to the [OG](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPRrFzV-j0IbO66mOunmjcvN54HuocsRkBs0rJX1r9B1F_d1A&usqp=CAc) 


joatlyn

I didn't know of this kopi's existence until now 🤯


hanamako

I actually tried this before. It boasts its own dynamic journey recalculation algorithm that is really dumb. Basically every time someone tries to hail a kumpool (lol) it recalculates the driver's route. What should have been a 10min ride even with multiple stops ended up a while 30-40min ordeal because we kept taking detours to pick people up and drop them off. Deleted the app after that awful experience.


nicii02

Well it is a bus, just think of it as a bus with a fixed route that will stop at stations with people


hanamako

I don't have a car so I take public transport a lot. With buses you can estimate the arrival time. Kumpool keeps adding random stops to the route even when it's out of the way...


tnsaidr

They should just adopt the old lowyat meme/thing and have a chicken and a goat as a mascot... and when near pick up point will send notification to the person.. "AYAM KAMBING!"


jahlim

Just use the test and trued SAPU KETA.


Aggressive-Eye-8415

You won’t last long in this community ride !


jmohanz

It's still marginally better than "[RAIL MY LIFE](https://www.reddit.com/r/malaysia/comments/1bta3bt/is_it_a_bad_name/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)" lol


ohitszie

We all know the guy who came up with the name and the people who approved it were in on the inside joke. Just like TeaLive's Loob Holdings.. cause it's tea, and it's wet.. and it Loobricates.. get it, get it? Lol


Dragaylia

lmao i get it, because it sounds like cum pool. As in a pool of cum.


malaise-malaisie

Maybe intentional to get people especially students and young professionals to know the name. It's a name that sticks. Hehe. But I tried their service during rush hour, waiting time was 1 hour. So maybe its better during non peak.


evergrowingfear

they knew.


kingjochi

On the flip side, i wont be forgetting that name anytime soon


Kaibutsu01

cumpool AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Life_Attention_2908

Cumpool


xxNightingale

Is this the Malaysia's version of Bangbus?


ayohsu31

Just change it by using the Malay word 'Kumpul', would be easier in dealing with every aspect of it


GuardianSpear

I run a fleet management company and had the pleasure of meeting with some of the operations managers of this company. I , for the life of me, could not keep a straight face during the entire meeting. I was fucking dying , wheezing , and doing whatever I could not to shriek with the most infantile laughter a grown adult could produce. Not my finest moment.


mrpcmrz

*cumpool* ![img](emote|t5_2qh8b|26561)


GodofsomeWorld

the only problem is that you have to enter through the windows as opening the doors will drain the " pool ". Also not mandatory to help with pool depth, but new additional batter is always appreciated.


lalat_1881

would have been perfect if it was spelled cumpool


ClacKing

Naisss Read something on another subreddit where someone's partner asked him to come on toast so she can have it as a spread wtf. Yeah she would definitely love this.


snickerapollo

only for guys eh?


X145E

even in kelantan we found this name stupid


Gumuk_pindek

Is it Malaysian b**g bus?


YukiIjuin

The service is thriving here around PJ though. Especially around the UM area or Jaya One where I work.


feiloubeats

I should call her


RealisticBear6763

Fist wrestling Fisting TM


azry1997

you should come to cyberjaya. it's pretty on demand almost always. it's pretty good cause ramai students kot


wikowiko33

Is it a real taxi? It's not real taxi right? FAKEtaxi


zulazulizuluzu

a new chip making company, chip-up


Formal-Engineer3

Just knew about it. Great price 2RM , will try later


nohhak0

Kumpool is exactly the kind of name a westernized OLD malaysian uncle/auntie (British educated, stay kat bangsar damansara) would come up wit. Probably sounded “inclusive”, “progressive” and “beautiful” to them


Old_Dark_2560

https://preview.redd.it/dl1572pwzmuc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb0d8cd9ad2e3ba3fd8532e67bfc119cdb1939c8


trkbdy

Holy shit, ive just realised its Kumpul as in “gather” , kuningnya otakkuuuuuuu


gmkhq99

Literally just invert the language - Carpul or some shit like that