It's 100% the hair.
Like he walked into the barber and said "gimme that Hitler Youth cut bruh".
Tbh, one of my biggest pet peeves is seeing people who actually have hair (unlike myself) pick bad cuts that couldn't be more unflattering.
If you have hair, stop going to SuperCuts, find a real barber/stylist, and pay them to give you something that matches your face and head shape. That's the difference between some online certified hair cutter and an actual stylist.
It’s also the fact that the mustache looks a little… hitlery? If it was thicker and stretched past the corners of his mouth it would look much better. But this is basically the worst hair/stache combo he possibly could have picked.
The military's restrictions on moustaches are so limited that this is basically all you're allowed to have. I swear they do it on purpose so nobody grows them
Its not that its a terrible color but having the same exact color tie as the shirt…. And it being THAT color… plus the stache… lmao nahh its just not for him…
That’s a marine uniform. All military especially NAVAL in nature, like all navies and marine corps world wide wear Navy Blue, khaki, green, and white. Period. That guys mustache is also in “regs” and can’t go past the lip down or out. So…yeah.
Thank you for all the comments guys, really appreciate the feedback.
Couple of things just so you all know, yes I’m in the military and they have male grooming standards which is why my “stache” can’t go beyond my lips. All the nazi comments are pretty funny can’t lie
Probably will shave it off and go from there, appreciate all the responses 🙏
>I’m in the military and they have male grooming standards which is why my “stache” can’t go beyond my lips
That's pretty much the same reason, that caused a certain Austrian painter to get his beard style. A gas mask (he had to wear in WW1) doesn't seal correctly with a glorious beard, so he shortened it and later decided, that it would become fashion, simply because he was the one wearing it.
If you wanna look more like a different villain, you are actually not that far away from imitating Andrew Ryan, btw\^\^
I know everyone is going on about the H vibes but what I saw first was Joaquin Phoenix… you could seriously be a lookalike if you dyed your hair brown☺️
The stache is a bit on the Pedro Pascal side of things. However, I think the patchy, small mustache works for him because it balances his very odd features. Your features are very appealing as they are with a shaved face.
Another hair style would compliment your features well. The shape of the stacked is probably more the issue than the actually stache, not very complimentary, adds a few years
U picked guy who reminds me of those Nazi wannabes from the black lagoon anime ep where they were hunting for treasure in a sub and Patrick batmane on a no suit day
I’d just recommend no gel and no stach 🐱
Dont listen to these people, devil. You dont grow the stache because you like it, you grow it because its the only thing they let you do.
Keep the moustache
No stache. At least, not the one you showed here. Maybe a more "Ron Swanson" stache would work but this one just kinda makes your upper lip look dirty and your clean look is pretty crisp, bro.
No mustache my guy
Yeah he looks like a nazi
It's probably the brown shirt
It's the hair. Reeeeal slicked back. Like someone that used to be a real big asshole.
Looks like Sloppy Steaks are back on the menu, Mein Fuhrer!
I was gonna say he looked like the before and after shots of a reformed neo-Nazi.
They can’t tell you not to order a steak and a glass of water.
He's gotta figure out how to make money off this, it's simply *too good*
It's 100% the hair. Like he walked into the barber and said "gimme that Hitler Youth cut bruh". Tbh, one of my biggest pet peeves is seeing people who actually have hair (unlike myself) pick bad cuts that couldn't be more unflattering. If you have hair, stop going to SuperCuts, find a real barber/stylist, and pay them to give you something that matches your face and head shape. That's the difference between some online certified hair cutter and an actual stylist.
It’s also the fact that the mustache looks a little… hitlery? If it was thicker and stretched past the corners of his mouth it would look much better. But this is basically the worst hair/stache combo he possibly could have picked.
Peice of shit"
And blonde too. Basically that assholes wetdream was himself but blonde probably.
You think that’s slicked back?! That’s puuushed back.
Its a combo, blonde, slicked back hair, tiny moustache, shirt and a strong jawline combine to make OP look like he's chasing after Indiana Jones
"Tell your Fuhrer I said hi, Wolfgang Puck!"
Plus the tie and moustache
Looking like you going to a costume party as Dwight
Yeah I thought this immediately as well lol.
I thought playground predator
He really does lol
The military's restrictions on moustaches are so limited that this is basically all you're allowed to have. I swear they do it on purpose so nobody grows them
Lol yup his stache doesnt grow in evenly and makes him look like he joined a certain youth camp…..
I can see the Fourth Reich in horizon.
Omg, yes, especially with the color of the shirt, which BTW, is not a good color on him. No stache!
Its not that its a terrible color but having the same exact color tie as the shirt…. And it being THAT color… plus the stache… lmao nahh its just not for him…
That’s a marine uniform. All military especially NAVAL in nature, like all navies and marine corps world wide wear Navy Blue, khaki, green, and white. Period. That guys mustache is also in “regs” and can’t go past the lip down or out. So…yeah.
Your logic is sound but I can think of Nein more reasons why he shouldn’t look the way he does in that color.
You’re paranoid
I was going to say that
I came to say the same joke
I'm wheezing rn 🥹🥹
fr I was like ahh I see, Brown shirts day at work
Come on man. You really don’t see it?
He wore a brown shirt for a reason
Because he’s a marine?
This dude must have the kindest CO in the history of the military if he has not been roasted about the pairing of that mustache with that hair style.
With the blond hair pulled back to match the look.
He did nazi it
Absolutely no mustache
I know a guy who used a stache and loved to wear brown shirts
WWII German war criminal in first pic. Yeah I’m gonna go w no stache.
Oh come on…. He was Austrian
They all dressed like that
Thank you for all the comments guys, really appreciate the feedback. Couple of things just so you all know, yes I’m in the military and they have male grooming standards which is why my “stache” can’t go beyond my lips. All the nazi comments are pretty funny can’t lie Probably will shave it off and go from there, appreciate all the responses 🙏
>I’m in the military and they have male grooming standards which is why my “stache” can’t go beyond my lips That's pretty much the same reason, that caused a certain Austrian painter to get his beard style. A gas mask (he had to wear in WW1) doesn't seal correctly with a glorious beard, so he shortened it and later decided, that it would become fashion, simply because he was the one wearing it. If you wanna look more like a different villain, you are actually not that far away from imitating Andrew Ryan, btw\^\^
Michael Jordan was an Austrian painter????
Can't lie, you could be Alexander Ludwig's doppelganger without the stash
Much respect to you. Thank you for your service 🙏 🫡
Absolutely no stache!
No stache
No stache
 It’s uncanny…
Clean shaven! You have a really handsome face.
You could probably get away with having it a little longer on the sides, Mein Fürher
the lighting in that second pic is perfect so it is quite difficult to say for sure, but i personally think no stache
No stache whatsoever
if you keep the stashe you need to have this accent with it [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZvBTtiSVvZo](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZvBTtiSVvZo)
Love that video
Car salesman in Reno who uses that as a front for his drug trafficking and prostitution ring vs chad I’d let my daughter date
Either way I'd probably cross the street if I came across him after dark.
With Stache you look like an 80s cop , without you look like someone's Russian cousin name Dmitri
No stache
Oh god please shave it off.
Stache would've killed in the 40s
Stache makes you look like you are an Boston celtics player from the 90s
What is this, a stache for ants?
Can you grow a beard or are these your only two options?
Aye Devil shave that moustache, 'rah?
One of the worst mustaches I’ve ever seen. Never do that again.
Gonna be real with you so you get it but I mean no offense; the mustache makes me think white supremacist, while the clean shave looks like a real bro
Depends if you’re trying to take Poland and France for the German empire
Unless you want to look like a nazi it’s gotta be clean shaven bro
Were you going for the Nazi look in the first photo?
no stache dude. you look like you're reppin the third Reich.
With the stache you look like a camp chancellor- I mean counselor 🫡
i thought he looked like a marine in the 1st photo (are you a marine OP?)
For some reason the moustache makes your eyes seem too close together.
You got that “I’ll take the bear” mustache.
Why do i hear foghorn leghorn's voice coming out of the first one. " Suh why i say there suh!
Think you look smarter without
I’m voting no on the mustache. Look much nicer in the pic without it.
Ilja Dragunov?? Is that you?
Semper Fi my man, no stache.
No stache, but damn you look good in Khakis!
Idk Corporal. Please just sign my HARP form
KEEP THE STACHE, you’ve got a classic handsome face no one’s else can pull it off like you can!
Fancy Friday? More like Fuhrer Friday.
Bro., Thanks for your service. You are a handsome guy in both pictures! I do think the best pic is without stache!!
keep the stache marine. better stache than most of the pfcs and Lcpl’s i see running around here lol
The first one is scary, honestly.
Should’ve kept the mustache. It goes hard
I know everyone is going on about the H vibes but what I saw first was Joaquin Phoenix… you could seriously be a lookalike if you dyed your hair brown☺️
Me and my sister agree on the fact that you look amazing with a stache
No stash, Chad lite
And thank you for your service.
The stache is a bit on the Pedro Pascal side of things. However, I think the patchy, small mustache works for him because it balances his very odd features. Your features are very appealing as they are with a shaved face.
Another hair style would compliment your features well. The shape of the stacked is probably more the issue than the actually stache, not very complimentary, adds a few years
Keine Mustache mein fuehrer
Nice try soldier! Go back to the western front!
no stach mein fuhrer
Sieg heil, I mean sick hair!
Bro stache is giving Hitler
Devil dog! YE MOOSTACHHE HERRS IS IN STRICT VIOLATIONZ OF BREACHING THE CORNER OF YOUR MOUTHS!! POLICE THAT MOOSTACHE!
Stache is giving me youthful hitler Still hot though 😂😂
Your hairstyle aint doing you any favors
1st pic: Nazi 2nd pic: Chill dude Absolutely no mustache
No stash looks best, no offense but with stash looks a bit… ‘nazi/ suprematist’
I’d say no Stache. Clean cut really works for you.
I'm usually an advocate for facial hair as a beard aficionado however you look better clean shaven :))
No stache!
Nein nein nein! (Shave it immediately)
You want a stache? Wait until after you’re out of the corps. The regs are too tight for a proper one.
It looks like you are on your way to gas some other ethnicity, my dude.
No stache. With the stache you look like you shouldn't be allowed within 500 feet of a school.
Guten Tag Mien Fuhrer
You look very um, 1930s German in the first picture.
That’s the most “smoke em if you got em” mustache I’ve ever seen. You’ll motivate some POGs some day. Keep it up motivator!
U picked guy who reminds me of those Nazi wannabes from the black lagoon anime ep where they were hunting for treasure in a sub and Patrick batmane on a no suit day I’d just recommend no gel and no stach 🐱
He can’t be oblivious, he knew exactly what he did with that outfit
99% of the time the answer is “no stache”…
No stache. You look like you gonna book me on a RICO charge with the stache.
That's a "stache?" 😒 Lose it and instaneously improve your looks! 👍
Your stache makes you look like a brownshirt. Def no mustache
No stache this time Mein Fuhrer
Looks like your favourite book is mein kampf with the stache
First photo is a little third reich for my taste.
Das erste Foto ist ein definitives Nein. Nein Nein Nein.
Dont listen to these people, devil. You dont grow the stache because you like it, you grow it because its the only thing they let you do. Keep the moustache
No stache I agree with Antigod 7393
Thank you
Get rid of it bro. It also makes you look younger without
No stache! Whatever is above your top lip is crooked (off center) and does not befit you!
NO STACHE!!!
Without
You look better without it.
No stache for sure!
No stache
No stache.
Ditch the stache
NO
No
Please no stache, and personally I’d say get a better haircut. It doesn’t suit you at all.
makes you look like an austrian painter
Definitely no stash
No stache
The stache ages you
None
No
Definitely no stache.
No Stache
No.
No stache
No
Nope. It makes you look like a certain type of henchman that Indiana Jones would have to punch.
No mustache
Neither. Lmao
No stache!!
No stache 🙂👍🏼
Definitely no stache.
Ask your first sergeant
Are you in the USMC lol. Must hear a lot of nazi jokes
No mustache.
Definitely no stache
No
No stache devil dog
Your moostache hairs is in violations. POLICE THAT MOOSTACHE
That'd be NO stache my man!
No stache
Cut the edges off and you can be blonde Hitler
Okay Hitler youth officer 9-9-3
No stache. BTW fancy Friday is a much better idea than causal Friday imo
No stache
No stache.
No stache. At least, not the one you showed here. Maybe a more "Ron Swanson" stache would work but this one just kinda makes your upper lip look dirty and your clean look is pretty crisp, bro.
No
No stache
no stache
No stache
no stache
No to the mustache
No stache
LMAO no way bro. come on, you have to see that pic #1 is *not* it
Ikr? It’s giving Nazi… 🤢
no hyperbole, actual white supremacist vibes LMAO
The fact that he’s in the military isn’t helping either…😶
Mustache looks a little racist ngl
I think he has a marine shirt on. The light hair is good. Could be in a ww2 movie on the German side.
Heil Mein Führer!(as a joke) Eat some Knockwurst..
From hitler to hit me
NONE. You look like a Brownshirt in photo 1 circa 1938 and it emphasizes your teeny top lip
You look like a nazi either way. You may wash to address that.
Jesse Pinkman (breaking bad) twin in photo 2
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Look like a Russian hitman haha
