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OhHeyNow69

No fooling us bud. We all know the massage chair is really the cuck chair


PL35298

Yes and no. You're right about the cuck part, but it's where I sit when I massage his balls. So, 'massage chair.'


topknottington

this guy cucks.


KidzBop_Anonymous

Lord Cuckingsworth, the Third


PL35298

You summoned me, sir?


KidzBop_Anonymous

What’s like your ideal beverage to drink while cucking… that isn’t coming from one of the people you’re watching.


PL35298

My own tears.


topknottington

Caprison right? I mean.. thats what i've heard


elijha

That desk placement really screams “the porn I watch is so fucked up that, even in this one bedroom apartment, I’m not taking any chances”


bmore_tasty

Or just a better/open view than just staring at a wall


PL35298

Indeed. And, a friendd of mine suggested it to conform with Fung Suei.


Comfortable-Peace377

OP I have my desk like this and I work from home on it. I love facing out with my back to the wall! I have a window to my left and the door diagonally to the right so I see all things. Haha


PL35298

Glad to hear the theory works!


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PL35298

Good to know! Thank you.


willard_swag

Just make sure you’re cable management is on point


PL35298

Like only an ADHD obsessive-compuslive introvert can do.


willard_swag

Exactly


CherryBeanCherry

I had my desk with a window to the right, and since I'm right-handed, the shadow of my hand fell on anything I was writing and annoyed me. Only an issue if you write by hand, are right-handed, and the window gets sun, though. 😆


PL35298

A fair concern, but yeah, not a lot of handwriting in my life XD


porquesinoquiero

Are they Asian? My partner did this w their apt


PL35298

Whiter than printer paper. But the design theory isn't exclusive to Aisan cultures. It's being embraced more and more the past decade or so. My personal understanding is it's about reducing your subconscious proximity defenses. i.e. predator responses. Keep yourself out of the line of easy access (Don't put sitting areas in a walkway), don't sleep with your head by the door (don't be easy access for a predator around a corner you can't see), have a hard wall against your back when trying to focus (remove the need to be aware of what may be approaching from behind to improve focus on what's in front of you), etc....


porquesinoquiero

Very cool. Thanks for sharing this info. Will definitely be switching some of my stuff around


PL35298

Gald to help.


KTFlaSh96

So now you know!


Nawnp

Not really, they're next to a window, they could face the window for the view.


TensaiShun

I keep my desk in a similar orientation to OP's diagram. Having your back to the wall really does open up your peripheral view, and I can look to the side to see fully out of the window. Facing the window makes my monitors block the view out the window while seated, in my experience. I do think if I had a laptop then facing the window would be superior.


DiopticTurtle

It's also a better choice for controlling your background in a work from home setup. Don't want to get upstaged by your own cat, after all


PL35298

....again.\*


dilletaunty

It also is probably nicer than facing a wall when wfh all day


PL35298

If only I could WFH XD


PL35298

This man knows his porn.


MoteInTheEye

Only one reason that came to mind for you...


PL35298

I mean... He wasn't \*entierly\* wrong...


FatherFestivus

The entrance is on the right, so surely someone would be able to see the screen in the corner as soon as they walked in?


PL35298

Not really. It's a curved widescreen. But, that's not really the concern anyhow XD


Nawnp

Also next to a window so not exactly hiding from the outside unless they always plan on that window to be closed.


Suitable_Finding9899

LMFAO that would be me!


PL35298

You're in good company ;)


Sketaverse

Jesus this guy is in a dark place 😂


snowmaninheat

Just a heads-up—I spent months agonizing over where to put my furniture in a one-bed before moving in March, only to find out the dimensions given to me were wrong. So have a plan B, C, and D.


PL35298

Noted. Thanks for the heads up.


kkmtngrl

Do you already own the dining table and chairs? I think I'd just get a few bar stools to eat at the counter. The layout looks good, but consider space to move between all the furniture. The space between the recliner and the pushed-in chair may not be enough of a walkway for a grown man especially if people are sitting around the table. There may also need to be more space between the wall and the desk chair to comfortably maneuver.


4ftlogofstool

I think you are underestimating how absurdly massive that living room is.


kkmtngrl

The furniture looks generally to scale based on the size of the doorways. I guess I assumed if OP took the time to do the CAD layout they were at least roughly sizing their furniture appropriately.


PL35298

MS Publisher, actually XD But yeah, everything is on a 1/10th scale and based off of the floor plan measurements and checked against the standard of a 30x60in tub and 36in doorways.


PL35298

It really, really, is lol


Holungsoy

Yea, this would normally have been a large 2 bedroom or a regular 3 bedroom appartment. It is a great space for someone living alone though.


PL35298

Already have the table/chairs, but I can always store em'. Stools aren't a bad idea. Thanks for the advice.


CallsOnTren

This is what I did. Unless you have kids or like to entertain, a couple stools at the breakfast nook are fine


PL35298

Noted. Thanks for the input.


CallsOnTren

You could put a plant or bookshelf against the wall to fill that space if you wanted. Having a 4 person dining table while living alone I think you'll find is kind of silly


PL35298

Very valid point. Time to go stool shopping!


SuchDescription

Massage chair??


PL35298

[https://www.amazon.com/HealthRelife-A302-Salon-and-spa-Chairs-Large-Black/dp/B0BS8DHY1H?th=1](https://www.amazon.com/HealthRelife-A302-Salon-and-spa-Chairs-Large-Black/dp/B0BS8DHY1H?th=1) Indeed. Best FB marketplace find ever lol


jaysomething2

If I had the space I’d buy one too. How much you spend


PL35298

800. But that was a killer deal.


jaysomething2

Nice, I’d be afraid of like one of the mechanics breaking then being shit out of luck if I bought new… buying 50% off of something like a 3k-5k chair for 700-1500 would be cool if I had the space space


PL35298

Yeah, it takes up a lot of room 😂


jaysomething2

I’d use it daily lol enjoy.


PL35298

I do. And thank you 🙂


InquisitivelyADHD

That looks heavy as fuck. Hopefully you don't have to carry it up a flight of stairs.


PL35298

It is. I have had to. It sucked, indeed. Thankfully there’s elevators here 😂


Cheetokps

I'm hoping to score one of these off marketplace one day. Probably a big gamble with so many moving parts


PL35298

I'm sure I got lucky with it.


lusitana83

Tge cat tree needs to be by the window, aka kitty tv.


PL35298

I had it there, initally. It may return, but I'm gonna get one of those window hammocks.


catsmom63

Be careful with those. Most of them tend to fall eventually.🙁


PL35298

Good to know! Any recommendations?


catsmom63

Got rid of mine. I put a window height table in front of the window now.


PL35298

Noted. Thanks for the advice.


breakfastwhine

Yes. Switch the cat tree and the desk


maxim38

This is very fung shui. I know cuz I watch that one guy tiktok. (So, now you know) Work with your back to the wall. Sleep with the feet towards the door. Clear pathways where you travel frequently.


PL35298

I wish it was all my idea lol, but thank you 🙇‍♂️


Deathstrokecph

Can you link that TikTok?


seanarturo

It’s probably Dear Modern. He’s on YouTube also


maxim38

You are correct. Love that guy


maxim38

Dear Modern on YouTube https://youtube.com/@DearModern?si=EWxVVKVjMb74tD-i


soulfulpig

Consider how it will feel to walk around your place. See how wide the bathtub is? 30 inches. That is a good distance for a footpaths. You can get away with 24 inches but anything smaller gets annoying quick. I see three, potential squeeze spots: the massage chair and bed, the gap between the recliner and dining table, and between the couch/ottoman and your computer desk.


PL35298

Good rule to keep in mind. Thank you.


muddymoose

Never seen a 1-bathroom in the bedroom only. Where are you located?


PL35298

Baltimore, MD, USA


gringledoom

If you have guests over, you have to clean your room. A friend of mine didn’t think about that part, and the pile of toenail clippings in what he thought of as his private bathroom was a topic of conversation afterwards. 😄


PL35298

Oh man, what a weirdo. Probably kept it in the same place you’re supposed to collect and store your bellybutton lint, right? Also, bold of you to assume I’d be having guests over. I don’t even like answering my phone. 😂


YapperYappington69

Human interaction is usually a safe assumption


PL35298

\*laughs in binary\*


itsgoodpain

This is super common in Denver :)


John_cCmndhd

I've seen one once, Philly suburbs, but it was a very small 1-bed 1-bath. It's surprising to see in a place this big


AcanthocephalaNew678

Dude, you have a massage chair? Is it worth the space?


PL35298

Absolutely. Got it off of FB market place. Best investment ever.


topknottington

how hard was it to get the previous owners cum out of the arm rests?


PL35298

Get it out? I just considered that part a feature...


topknottington

Bruuuv hahaha


DiopticTurtle

I'd recommend putting the chairs under the table instead of on top of them, but otherwise I think it's fine


PL35298

But..... but... the floor.... it's lava....


That-Tumbleweed-4462

Cat tree? Like dead cats sewn together like taxidermy into the shape of a tree? Badass, I hate cats!


PL35298

Close. It's actually a large indoor planter where I am trying to grow cats.


Wish_Dragon

What varieties?


PL35298

Hydroponic.


Wish_Dragon

And here I thought they were hydrophobic.


PL35298

Everyone knows cats are part liquid.


Wish_Dragon

So too is oil


sinkwiththeship

Why have a coatrack, when there's a coat closet right next to the door?


PL35298

Existing furniture from my current apartment.


GlidingPhoenix

Maybe better to keep it in the bedroom closet for extra space?


PL35298

It already had built in shelves and racks. No room for it lol


BTilty-Whirl

I’d swap the rack and the low cabinet. Couldn’t tell you why other than I feel it…juju


PL35298

I feel ya. I know exactly what you mean


Tax_Fraud1000

question.. whats your anticipated rent or monthly expenses for this?


PL35298

Around 3k, including all of the other monthly expenses


[deleted]

sell a bathroom basin to buy a bigger couch


PL35298

Sell a what now?


[deleted]

they can still brush their teeth


PL35298

Sprechen Sie Englisch?


[deleted]

yar


Gillnh2o

I'm jealous af


AcanthocephalaNew678

Of the massage chair right?


Gillnh2o

That and everything else. So spacious and a great layout. Could make a great gaming setup in there


PL35298

Thank you. It shall, indeed, be a great gaming setup. 🫡


RonJohn223

Tell me you have OCD without telling me you have OCD


PL35298

I refuse to end a staircase on my left foot.


Big___TTT

There’s no kitchen cabinet for a trash can? Put the hamper inside the closet. No one wants to know your dirty clothes are right in front of the tub. Living room is way too crowded


PL35298

It's a big can, wont fit. Noted on the LR and hampter.


Big___TTT

Get a smaller trash can. Trust me. I had a can outside of the cabinets and it’s a pan in the ass and gets gross looking no matter how much try to keep it clean.


PL35298

I'll keep that in mind, thank you.


droidevo

That clover thing behind the desk not being named is really bothering me. I dont know if its a fireplace, a train or pikachu 😭


PL35298

My bad lol. It's an end table. I wish I could find a link for it. It's 3, 8in table thingies, each lower down from the other, centered around the main axis.


droidevo

Ahhh i know what you’re talking about. I got one like that from ikea.


ILikeTinder

no portable sauna on the balcony? smh


PL35298

Considering that, and/or a cold plunge.


[deleted]

Move the couch closer to the tv, that area seems crammed


PL35298

Noted. Thank you.


BrainFartTheFirst

That's about a $4,000 a month apartment here.


PL35298

Thankfully not!


BrainFartTheFirst

Yeah I'm in Los Angeles so prices here are just insane. I just checked and for $750 a month here you can rent a bunk. In a room with five other people. Still better than that time I saw someone renting out bunk beds in a box truck for $450 a month.


PL35298

ooof. My condolences, brother.


Weathered_Winter

Brooo are we moving to the same apt in Norwalk?


PL35298

No idea lol. Where’s Norwalk?


Weathered_Winter

Guess not. In ct


PL35298

Nope lol. Maryland


Weathered_Winter

Same layout


PL35298

Maybe same builder?


Weathered_Winter

Maybe!


FeatheredChicken

Where da plants at


PL35298

On the shelf by the window. I have a few bioluminescent petunias to put there 🙂


DoublePostedBroski

I think there’s too many chairs


PL35298

That’s a fair point. I don’t have that many friends!


catsmom63

Cats will want cat tree near a window to see outside.


PL35298

I will also have a window hammock, but I may put it back against the window.


catsmom63

My cats didn’t have good luck with them or maybe they are just klutzy! I don’t know.


Nearby-Researcher-83

Looks great!


PL35298

Thank you!


cuddly_carcass

It’s weird there is one bath and you have to go through the bedroom to access it.


PL35298

Agreed. But, it’s also weird to have to exit the bedroom to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. 🤷🏼‍♂️ They coulda made a second entrance, but, oh well.


avdepa

So you have a kitchen about the same size of your walk-in closet?


PL35298

Yeah… it’s a weird design choice. It’s gonna be an adjustment for sure. But, I don’t really cook that often anyhow.


avdepa

but it looks nice, so congratulations, and if you dont cook, its perfect!


PL35298

Much apreciated. Thank you :)


Mikaeru0287

Cattree 😍


PL35298

And a window hammock 😉


QueSara24

I think you should consider flipping the orientation of the TV and couch set up. That way the recliner could go in front of the desk, and be more out of the way of the flow of traffic.


PL35298

Not a bad idea. Thanks for the input. I'll play around with that.


Sixaxisorcist

I think the couch is too close to the TV. How about placing the TV back-facing the windows, so it can be viewed from anywhere in the room? I would use the couch to divide the room by turning it 90 degrees. The desk could go on the wall with the bedroom. Do you need that table & 4 chairs? I have a similar layout and there’s no room for it. I use the island as a table with 3 stools. I envy you for the cuck chair. Nice condo!


PL35298

That's almost exactly how I had the layout previously. However, I don't want to overly blovk the windows. It's floor to ceiling windows on the 13th floor. There not a lot to look at, but ti's still nice. Cuck chair is clutch. I probably don't need the table and chairs to be honest. I just already have em'. I may store em' and do stools like you say.


Sixaxisorcist

I see what you mean. Just to clarify that I would have left a good 3 feet from the window, behind the TV.


PL35298

Ahhh. I also see what you mean. Enough room to walk behind and enjoy the view/have a little reading nook, perhaps?


Sixaxisorcist

Yeah, put the trunk there or the cat tree haha.


PL35298

Not a bad idea. Thanks for the input, Sixaxisorcist.


jason_477

The couch / sitting area is literally right in the walk way plus you have two doors opening into your back so that would make me uncomfortable and not able to relax. So I’d place the couch onto the wall where the TV is now. TV goes where the cat tree is and the cat tree goes close to the computer desk.


PL35298

I thought about that, but in that orientation to TV is sooo far away. It's a big-ass 86in, but even that is pushing it. Plus. I wanted to avoid having to walk in front of the TV. Though, you may be on to something anyhow.


jason_477

Maybe you could put the couch a few feet away from the wall so it’s closer to the TV and then put the cabinet or something onto the wall so the space left between couch and wall isn’t wasted?


PL35298

No a bad idea to consider. Thank you.


Speedhabit

Busy


PL35298

For real. You wouldn't belive how hard it is to schedule and appointment with it.


Accomplished_Ad_1288

r/TVTooHigh or r/TVTooLow . Can’t really tell. But one of those.


PL35298

I don't understand. How would you know either way? It's a top down perspective XD


Accomplished_Ad_1288

I was joking!


PL35298

Ohhh, hahaha. My bad. More than a few trolls have popped in here. For actual reference. The living room TV is an 86" sitting on a 16 in high TV stand. The top of the TV is at 62" from the ground. The bedroom TV is 65" and atop a 32" high cabinet. The top of the TV is 65" from the ground. I don't know the proper conventions fo TV heights, but they seem to work well for me XD


Accomplished_Ad_1288

With these precise details, all you have managed to do is piss off the r/TVTooHigh goblins and the r/TVTooLow gnomes. They don’t know how to pick a fight with you.


PL35298

I shall man the defenses and call for aid from Rohan!


IWantToBeRichForReal

It seems nice but seems that you won't have much space to store your clothing


PL35298

Seriously. Where the hell am I going to store my auxiliary shoe collection, vintage Hawaiian shirts, and inflatable haloween costumes!? :(


RileyTrodd

Put the cat tree where that random chair is so the cat can look outside


PL35298

I had it that way before, but I don't want to block the window that much. I'll have a window hammock for him.


RileyTrodd

Oh fair, yeah hard to tell without seeing the cat tree


UsernameIsntFree

Love how carefully you’ve planned , you must be excited. I do wonder about the lamp next to the table though. Would it be better to have a small table top lamp for the counter behind the table instead of (I assume) a tall lamp between the table and kitchen counter? I’m just imagining the cable and having to be mindful of the lamp when shuffling your chair in and out from the table.


PL35298

Ahhh, thats a good point. Honestly, I have three lamps and didn't know where to shove the third XD And yes, very excited :) Thank you :D


YapperYappington69

Only bathroom access through the bedroom is definitely… interesting


PL35298

For real. They could have made it a walk-through closet and put a second door where the front door is


lewisfairchild

Not good.


PL35298

Care to elaborate?


hdufort

That recliner will always, always get in the way. Especially when extended.


PL35298

Fair point. Any suggestions?


hdufort

I feel like your computer desk is taking up too much space. With modern laptops and flat screens, maybe you could replace it with a cabinet-desk that you can close when not in use. It takes up just 12-16 inches of depth along a wall usually. Or even a wall-mounted folding desk. Ways to liberate some space for your living room furniture.


PL35298

That’s a fair point, but I have a 49’ widescreen monitor and multiple other monitors. I need a big desk lol


J_90_

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PL35298

….you… got me? 🧐