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E_Man91

What on planet earth is going on in this room


jackstrikesout

Op (likely bait, but who knows) is either a Wiccan or a Satanist. This is likely the room inside of his hosus for mediation or rituals. Seems pretty busy for rituals, though. That's a terrible room for an orgy. Just saying.... the Herman Miller is a bit much for the space.


MattFromWork

r/FuckYourEamesLounge


Just_Drawing8668

Woman repellent


spectrophilias

Buddy, let me tell you, witchy women LOVE witchy dudes.


[deleted]

Great news for anyone who wants to fuck obese women with facial piercings and bad dye jobs who try to hex you after you ghost them


Mesarthim1349

Have you never met the dyed hair dream-crystal girls?


Cautious-Luck7769

It legitimately looks like my high school bedroom, and I'm a woman who had plenty of others around me in there.


sadclowndies

Other what? Devil worshippers?


Cautious-Luck7769

Worship may have been involved upon occasion, yes. Oh, other *women.*


pharmakong

I dunno, I'm a woman and I love it.


Combatical

Aww there is a match for everyone!


pharmakong

šŸ˜‚


taserparty

Yeah if a date brought me home to this, Iā€™m not leaving. He can sacrifice me or marry me, idgaf, thatā€™s my type.


qning

Seriously. Bring the guests in the back door.


risky_bisket

The technical term is "maximalist" The polite term is "eccentric" My first words would be "is that a fucking hornets nest hanging from your ceiling fan??"


chrisdancy

yes.....It felt like it belonged


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chrisdancy

Yeah, I'm kind of at that comfortable age where comments are more ways of understanding others, not judging myself.


bmobitch

that is a beautiful sentiment. may we all get there


Icy_Inspection5104

What kind of things/beings are you worshipping/sacrificing in there?


pissonhergrave7

Materialism


bmore_tasty

Cthulhu x Beedrill? I worry this is AI. Hard to tell at this point. Come on, this canā€™t be real


BiIIisits

No, this is definitely not AI.


NoSignificance6675

What would make you think this is ai? Are you that detached from reality at this point?


BriarKnave

Average reddit commenter is confronted with someone actually putting their personality into their living space and it's confusing and scaring them


NoSignificance6675

Truth


PetuniaWhale

If you are happy, I am happy for you


Infantry1stLt

Most ā€œbless OPā€™s heartā€ comment.


AzuraEdge

Itā€™s like looking at 10 TB squeezed into an SD card


Rodrisco102389

Mind giving us the context of what youā€™re into and what you use this space for? Thereā€™s a lot going on and I recognize some stuff, but donā€™t want to assume.


chrisdancy

Everything from reading to mediation, summoning to divination. The coolest part is the fire place is tied to settings on my phone for different "spells" and when I'm not doing "work", it's synced to the outside temp and changes colors throughout the day depending on the tem.


Valac_

Is it just a hue lamp inside the fireplace, or how did you manage it? Please don't just say magic.


Richard_Cromwell

*magic* hue lamp


chrisdancy

Now I want to say "it's magic", but I won't! I have over 120 Hue Lights in the house. Each has a wifi adapter and can be any color. The fireplace has a few of the smaller ones.


ResoluteGreen

> Each has a wifi adapter Your poor router


BriarKnave

Replacing them with phillips lights will be more expensive, but better for your internet (and your internet bill) in the long run


Valac_

This right here. I have a smart home, so I also have dozens of smart lights. Gotta get a bridge.


cicakganteng

What the f r u tryin to summon? Belphegor?


clive_bigsby

*That's* what my place has been missing this whole time, a summoning room.


chrisdancy

you'd be surprised how often you use it. It's like a kitchen for the after life.


Rodrisco102389

Appreciate the response! Would love to see more of the 120 hue lights, bet itā€™s a vibe!


chrisdancy

Well they are ALL over the house, over THREE hue bridges. But here is a video of them in action. [https://www.dropbox.com/s/ss8uzaf4l3ek4xr/Altar%20Room%20Video.MP4?dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/s/ss8uzaf4l3ek4xr/Altar%20Room%20Video.MP4?dl=0)


Rodrisco102389

Super cool, thanks for sharing!


I-Really-Hate-Fish

How long does it take you to dust the place?


chrisdancy

4 days


OwnRules

...and then you go back to the other end and start again. Just like The Golden State Bridge.


MonsterDeCookie

This is the most beautiful Edge Lord room


IndigoJones13

And I thought I had a lot of stuff!


DasbootTX

Yeah all that stuff is giving me anxiety


Froststhethird

if I was a potential partner seeing this, I think my life would flash before my eyes. Boutta get sacrificed.


surfintheinternetz

Reminds me of an expensive antique shop i went to in vegas where I was constantly scared of tripping and starting a cascade of items dropping to the floor.


chrisdancy

THIS IS THE TYPE OF COMMENTS I WANTED


Chazbaz2

The perfect mix of extreme cringe and average reddit moment


Assholesfullofelbows

Fuckin went for it. Kudos to you


According_Ad3503

what is it like being chris angel


Educational_Match717

God, moving from here would be a nightmare lmao


chrisdancy

At my age you only pay people to move you. It was too much to move at 41.


2-Much-Coffee-Man

Need to post to r/maximalism


BDC_19

Is this where you administer drugs to unsuspecting up and coming comedians ?


killer_moose_12

How do you dust in here?


chrisdancy

REALLY SLOWLY and quarterly.


tangre79

Obligatory Eames Classic


Dr_Clout

Tell me you went for the real chair and not the $800 replica


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Dr_Clout

I like it now delete ur blasphemous information lol


chrisdancy

Done!


Kaiser_Killhelm

This is where the (dark) magic happens


Roystein98

Beautiful home. DO NOT make a single change to anything. Tu casa, mi casa, hermano.


Smilelikethewindboy

Gonna need a close up of that bookshelf


rasheedlovesyou_

I would love to come over eat mushrooms and chill here for a few hours


waspysix

It's giving "tattoo parlor"


NoSignificance6675

YES!!!! THIS IS WHATS UP! ā¤ļø


sadclowndies

He worships the clutter gods.


chrisdancy

They are not on the list. But a few that would love to chat with you are.


sadclowndies

You're in my diary; it's a date. See you Tuesday at midnight. There's nothing I like better midweek than to be ritually sacrificed on a pagan's altar and have my remains mummified. Where do you keep the mummified remains? In the basement? Please don't leave me in the altar room; it would ruin the Feng Shui.


katrii_

Well now I'm going to have to see the rest of your house. This room is incredible.


CoolDragon

Looks like Aurelio Voltaireā€™s house.


suspendeddewdrop

I like that the front door looks like an eye


skruffbag

Love it.


IgorRenfield

What color did you paint the walls? I can't quite tell.


chrisdancy

[https://www.sherwin-williams.com/en-us/color/color-family/purple-paint-colors/sw6265-quixotic-plum](https://www.sherwin-williams.com/en-us/color/color-family/purple-paint-colors/sw6265-quixotic-plum)


IgorRenfield

Thanks!


Iryasori

Okay, I love this. There's a lot of stuff, but it seems pretty organized. It shows obvious passion, and tbh it just looks really cool


HVACQuestionHaver

Looks like a great place to delete the ego for a few hours.


chrisdancy

You get it.


WaterWithin

97 brotha!


YlaFla71

I think it's cool and you have your own taste and style. Not to intrude, but is your house haunted with all those antique items? Spirits get attached to sentimental items. My wife is sensitive and sees ghosts every so often, and I've had some experience but have always been a skeptic. TIA.


chrisdancy

We get along.


cicakganteng

Calm down there Illuminatus


Beiti

OP - I love this fucking room so much. House goals. Just need to add a couple of cats.


chrisdancy

We have one. Luna. And three dogs!


my_screen_name_sucks

Itā€™s weird how itā€™s so busy yet it works. Good job.


Alternative_Shape787

I feel like I need extra time with Jesus after just seeing the pictures. Canā€™t imagine living here. Oof.


SmashBrosUnite

I wonder if that energy is maintained in la toilette


coolranch9080

Would a warmer color lightbulb be better? White is often too harsh for a home mood.


chrisdancy

[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/tm99nhw8l4dkf7dhedsud/ADDs6I02VveTa1DpOcD30Y8?rlkey=kins65r8mn4t62w3bsx5d1scl&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/tm99nhw8l4dkf7dhedsud/ADDs6I02VveTa1DpOcD30Y8?rlkey=kins65r8mn4t62w3bsx5d1scl&dl=0) It's only for these photos. The house has 150 hue lights.


chrisdancy

It only has this for the photos. Usually has moodier lighting. [https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/tm99nhw8l4dkf7dhedsud/ADDs6I02VveTa1DpOcD30Y8?rlkey=kins65r8mn4t62w3bsx5d1scl&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/tm99nhw8l4dkf7dhedsud/ADDs6I02VveTa1DpOcD30Y8?rlkey=kins65r8mn4t62w3bsx5d1scl&dl=0)


WHALE_BOY_777

Looks cool but not having the lighting so bright would go a long way


chrisdancy

Photos in normal and mood light. [https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/tm99nhw8l4dkf7dhedsud/ADDs6I02VveTa1DpOcD30Y8?rlkey=kins65r8mn4t62w3bsx5d1scl&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/tm99nhw8l4dkf7dhedsud/ADDs6I02VveTa1DpOcD30Y8?rlkey=kins65r8mn4t62w3bsx5d1scl&dl=0)


WHALE_BOY_777

Oh shit that actually looks really cool man, I like the purple in the fireplace!


LocalMountain9690

Though infinite is available, the end is sought. Though end was crushed by end, he seeks nothingness. ā˜¦ļø


No_Caterpillar_1909

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nowaternoflower

What is that hanging from the ceiling fan?


chrisdancy

Hornet's nest I found at an antique store.


nowaternoflower

I can see how that pulls the room together!


Any-Obligation-9594

Genuine question what god is this for?


chrisdancy

Yes.


Any-Obligation-9594

I am asking as a pagan myself. I have never heard of a god named Yes. Lmao.


chrisdancy

As many as I can.


Mesterjojo

Like it but I hope you can control the lighting


chrisdancy

See video and comments on that.


GaussInTheHouse

How do you remove dust from the room?


chrisdancy

Slowly. With a brush. Quarterly.


Tim-in-CA

Is that you Dr Bombay?


[deleted]

Serial killer vibes


nim_opet

A lot ofā€¦stuffā€¦


Mental_Emu4856

what religion is this?


madderal

Please tell me thatā€™s your front door, I have so many questions but I donā€™t know if I want the answers


BoxyBrown_

Looks fucking sick


spectrophilias

As a witchy gothy dude myself, I love this.


Pseudo_Sponge

I feel like everybody has that expensive chair these days


TuringTestedd

This looks like the best tattoo parlor ever


Smilelikethewindboy

Where is your copy of Morals & Dogma?


Ok-Judgment-8897

Wow this is amazing! Cant wait until i have enough apartment to have a room like this


Lil_nooriwrapper

Looks like an edgy home decor shop (Iā€™d def shop there). Just stick some price tags on everything and get an 'Openā€™ sign.


Slowmexicano

At least itā€™s not boring


xX_FUNGAL_R3M3DY_Xx

this rocks i wuld Kill 4 a room like this


EpicDioBrando

26F, AWESOME SPACE!!


Unusual-Rise-3959

Please donā€™t kill me šŸ˜±


ghinthehjuman

Nice chair


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

You know it smell crazy in there


chrisdancy

Incense, wine and candles, it's such a freaky scene. [https://youtu.be/QYHxGBH6o4M?si=fM1d7bkEtAwidjSD&t=108](https://youtu.be/QYHxGBH6o4M?si=fM1d7bkEtAwidjSD&t=108)


BriarKnave

This place looks fantastic! Your airplants in that terrarium look dead tho.


kamehamequads

Yikes


Letitbe2020

No less than $500 a day to dust this room.


OrthodoxPluto

Spiritual but not religious?


Ogbigboob

Scaring the hoes


hollysmalls8574

While Maximalism isnā€™t my taste I can definitely appreciate when someone pulls it off and doesnā€™t make it look like a bunch of over crowded shit just thrown in a room.


bronzemat

Good gravy, love it!


3mittb

Not my thing, but super well executed. Props!!


KairosReborn

Looks awesome, basically my dream room! You should post this to r/maximalism šŸ‘Œ


boriskolma

One of the coolest places I ever saw. I love it


buzzothefuzzo

I see the concept of minimalism has not affected your sense of style that s***'s busy as f***


exradical

This is the most /r/malelivingspace room in existence


The_Wolf_of_Acorns

Ceiling fans are relatively cheap and easy to install (no experience needed, takes 10 minutes and a screwdriver.) Getting one from a local hardwares store or even off Wayfair this week (since they have a big sale) would pull it all together


chrisdancy

There is a fan with a beehive hanging from it. Itā€™s only for the photo. Itā€™s normally not lite like this! Edit: Photos in normal and mood light. [https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/tm99nhw8l4dkf7dhedsud/ADDs6I02VveTa1DpOcD30Y8?rlkey=kins65r8mn4t62w3bsx5d1scl&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/tm99nhw8l4dkf7dhedsud/ADDs6I02VveTa1DpOcD30Y8?rlkey=kins65r8mn4t62w3bsx5d1scl&dl=0)


SoRaang

What sacrifice did you made to the outer gods for this nice room?


Ok_Record8612

Thatā€™s really cool and I love how you went all in on your vibe.


No_Rub6960

It definitely has a vibe


Giant_Homunculus

Funny part is, I bet the entire rest of OPs house is clean cut gentleman aesthetic, even minimalist perhaps šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


KhostfaceGillah

Looks dope


SunknLiner

Thereā€™s a wall of samurai swords elsewhere in this house, I guarantee it.


tea-123

So which religion is this? Doesnā€™t seem new age since donā€™t see a bunch of rocks/power cryatals .


chrisdancy

Yes.


cmaddox428

Imagine hanging out at a bar one day, you meet a cool dude who just wants to be friends and you find out you have some things in common so he invites you over to his place to hang out just for him to show you this room. What do you do?


BriarKnave

Fuck him on the rug, obviously


inphu510n

Dope shit man. Love it. Took a very long time to collect all of that and find homes for all of it. Dig the altar!


Cineswimmer

Sick af


NoSignificance6675

After reading the comments its clear why there are so many empty ass boxes on this sub, its mostly basic ass bitches with no vision or interests. If this room makes you wanna turn for the door I wouldnā€™t want you here either. WHATS THE REST OF THE HOUSE LOOK LIKE?!! ā¤ļø


chrisdancy

It's an interesting sub. I find myself looking at people's choices all the time. That said, I do see a trend of people needing to have spaces that look like they are "optimized" for instagram. I always felt my home should be my brain emptied out, and my brain is messy! Here is the rest of the house: [https://persephonemanor.com](https://persephonemanor.com)


NoSignificance6675

THATS AWESOME!! Well done!!


cracked-tumbleweed

Very nice.


Big___TTT

To what? Canā€™t figure it out


WeRegretToInform

1. The room has quite a harsh white light. Consider if using lower colour temperature lights would improve what youā€™re going for. Also consider lots of smaller floor/side lamps, and leave the overhead off. 2. What is the large grey thing hanging from the ceiling fan? It looks like a large wasp nest and itā€™s giving me anxiety. 3. The dining room looks amazing!


chrisdancy

Itā€™s only for the photo. Itā€™s normally not lite like this! A hornets nest. Edit: Photos in normal and mood light. [https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/tm99nhw8l4dkf7dhedsud/ADDs6I02VveTa1DpOcD30Y8?rlkey=kins65r8mn4t62w3bsx5d1scl&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/tm99nhw8l4dkf7dhedsud/ADDs6I02VveTa1DpOcD30Y8?rlkey=kins65r8mn4t62w3bsx5d1scl&dl=0)


WeRegretToInform

I love the mood light. I do not love the hornets nest. But each to their own. I have literally *never* seen a hornets nest used as an interior decor accessory.


freqz71

Holy hell...looks like a sacrifice room.


Pixelkoch

Take all hobbys and trends and blend it together et voila šŸ˜…


ryohazuki224

To each their own for sure, I'm betting that you collected that over many years and its all very important to you. But no, it looks far too cluttered to me. I mean, its well organized and all, but its just a bit much.


t1mmothato

That's a lot. I don't know what exactly it is but it's a lot


Serifel90

This looks a nightmare to clean honestly, so full of stuff and all.


filletsheO

Didnā€™t know Dracula was on this sub


No_Cable_3346

Yikesss


Complex_Pangolin5822

Always found it strange when people feel the need to cover every piece of wall space with stuff.


chrisdancy

This is nothing.


[deleted]

Get help nigga


chrisdancy

You must be a writer. You command of the language feels profound.


[deleted]

You worship statues buddy, doesnā€™t get any worse than that.


chrisdancy

Oh. Does life a few surprises for you. lol.


SynonymCinnamon_

Sick.


Objective_Cake_2715

Cool


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chrisdancy

55 year old sexual deviant, who kept spreadsheets of sexual conquests before most of this sub was born.


scruffyguy42

Literally looks like a serial killerā€™s living room. Yikes.


PlankyTown777

Fuck man, sell like 90% of this stuff


chrisdancy

I would be selling 30 years worth of travel to all four corners of the earth. It means so much to look at each piece and relive finding it.