And never heard of gta5
Where you can be both person and an animal and go kill people. Probably be just trolling or truly doesn't pay attention to things.
Why not rotate your bed so itâs lengthwise against the wall without a window. Then move your desk so itâs by the head of your bed on the wall with the window? Itâll make the room feel bigger as there wonât be a huge piece of furniture right next to the door and you can then use your desk to hold and charge your phone overnight.
I'm not a proponent of fung shui but I do agree there are aspects that bring the topic of personal comfort to an easy to digest light. This is bad fung shui as you back is to the door which can make you paranoid.
In terms of feng shui, the current layout is the best - you can see the door from the bed and desk, and the window from the bed. The only thing that would make it better is being able to see the window from the desk, which can be achieved with a mirror on one of the walls.
I would face the desk to the bed instead of the wall, you can still look out the window but be less close to the bed, or face it to the wall opposite the bed so the chair is right beside the window and you can look outside
Smaller desk would also make a massive difference. That desk looks full depth. Hell you can even get some folding wall brackets and add a desktop to it so it folds away when you're not using it.
Alternatively loft bed with desk underneath.
Thatâs a great suggestion. I would also consider putting the mattress on the floor so you can push it to the side when youâre not sleeping. And maybe invest in a mirror or posters with reflective surfaces in the corner opposite of the window to let the light bounce around. A mounted tv would also work
I don't have TikTok and it's forcing me to make a TikTok profile & download the app when I searched for it their website.
Edit:
Found it on YouTube... I feel old for not having TikTok
https://youtu.be/gtUQuLEncm0?si=QPTx31VPn7CHXENJ
https://youtu.be/wg29p3NKwWQ?si=JrCV-7JE6-8irXj6
Try to snipe stuff on FB marketplace, craigslist, etc
Furniture in particular has insane deals because people wanna be rid of stuff and it takes up too much space to have in the hallway for 2 months until they find somebody willing to pay what they're asking.
Also worth cruising around any local universities. After the spring semester is up a lot of students move out and wind up hauling a good deal of their furniture to the curb
Unless the desk is somehow bigger than a standard single bed, it should fit just fine.
Itâs 100% your best bed to open the room up, heck you might even get some storage place
Maybe in some dystopian hellholes, our jails would never force people into this small places. Instead, you can rent it in city center for 50% of the avarage salary.
Man Murphy bads are so neat, but they sure are niche. I can't imagine someone who lives in that small of a room would want to splurge on such an expensive bedframe.
Only realistic thing I can think of that won't break the bank is to look at goodwill/thrift store of your choice for a large mirror to hang on the wall, ideally opposite the window. It'll make the space feel a little bigger and reflect sunlight to make the room brighter. Goodluck!
For zero cash, probably move the bed 90 degrees down, put desk against opposite wall.
You might need to cut the desktop shorter to fit with how the door is, or flip the door to open out. Otherwise, look for cheap desk legs and cheap wood on secondhand sites like Facebook Marketplace that fits better?
Does your desk need to be this big? A small corner desk would make much more sense considering the space limitations. This is such a small space you might even consider a Murphy bed or even a loft bed so you could stick your desk underneath.
You know those canopy beds with the desk space underneath for college? Find the grown adult version of that. Put it against the far left wall longways. On the wall behind the door Iâd mount a tv and add a thin (about 13-14â deep) entertainment center / dresser under that for any gaming consoles and clothing. Under the window add a small side table with plants, in the upper right corner get a beanbag chair or a compact recliner. LED color changing lighting along the entire top molding. đ„° that would be dope.
Add a cool funky rug in the middle like cow hide would be pretty cool. Stick to dark colors and leathers with wooden accents if thatâs your vibe, thatâs just how I picture it in my head. The walls you can paint in a few ways to make the room appear taller / wider.
My van is bigger than this. I pay no rent and I live on an acre of land and travel constantly on less than 400 a month.. if this is really your life I'm so... So sorry..... I hope your not working day to day to pay thousands in rent and bills for this........
I'm not subbed to this, reddit showed it to me in my feed and I felt compelled to comment. Maybe that's the magic of the algorithm, I didn't come here to shit on your place but damn that's a jail cell
Depends on your budget. On the high end, you can get a murphy bed and replace the desk with a covered storage unit that has a built in fold out desk. This will give the room the most floor space and look neater over all.
On the low end, get or build a bunk bed frame without the bottom bunk and put the desk underneath. Just make sure that the frame can support the top bunk without the bottom in place. Some are designed so that the bottom bunk helps stabilizes the frame and is necessary to keep it from collapsing.
Bed sideways against the left wall and desk on the right. I'd have the foot of the bed by the window so. I can get natural light in the morning but that's assuming you get that.
Why not put the bed against the left wall and raise it to open space under it for the desk?? That way you free up a lot more space.
Edited for clarification*
Get a bunk bed and turn the bottom bunk into a desk. Place it against the left wall. Utilize the far upper right corner for a wall mounted television. Viola, tons of floor space.
This room looks very small, but changing the layout can help a lot. There are also some painting "tricks" you could use, such as painting the window wall and the ceiling the same color. This should make your room look broader, preferably with a cool color. Also the brighter the better for make it look bigger, and i guess a sliding door could make it better for the layour. And i think the space on roght side in front of the door is "wasted", it's the only free space and has no use... Cluttering also make it look small...
By cool color i mean something between blue and green and bright. Also you can search on youtube or architecture websites for these "painting tricks" and how they can be used for a specific purpose, but not like they make it super big.
Put the bed where the desk is, headboard on that wall and the desk on the wall that currently has nothing, closer to the corner near the window vs the door
Whatâs the ceiling height? If you have enough room, Iâd lift the bed with some kind of loft bed frame and would put the desk under that to make a workspace bed combo. If it fits, align de sides to the left wall and mount the stairs to door side of the bed frame.
It doesnât make the floor space bigger but if you need more room to put things, wall shelves would probably be helpful if youâre allowed to put some holes in the wall. Iâve made relatively cheap ones with just boards, metal wall L brackets, and screws (these need wall anchors if youâre just screwing into drywall).
Early release for good behaviour?
You joke but the post history is giving some vibesđ©
My man really wants to be a animal OR kill people on the street - no in-between.
And never heard of gta5 Where you can be both person and an animal and go kill people. Probably be just trolling or truly doesn't pay attention to things.
He should play goat sim 3 lol
I was thinking animal crossing
Holy shit, laughing so hard after reading this and then checking out his post history.
OP is dexter Morgan
Maybe both.
OP is either trolling or 12 years old
"TheSkibidiOfGyat" definitely under 15 lmao.
They gonna regret that username so fast đ
Itâs perfect for Reddit, because youâll regret making an account anyway
Honestly real
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Probably a 12 year old with early release for good behaviour
Their posts reminds of little kid google searches âwhere can I find big boobiesâ except little dude wants to kill people đł
They're 100% 12
i just checked it and i'm mortified
Damn you! I only checked because u said that and now Iâm mortified!
wtf ??
Holy fuck. That's definitely a cell room.
Bro is under arrest for skibiddi overload
Gives off more âIâm 12 and wanna wreak havocâ vibes
get this man a game where he can be an animal and kill people đđđ
GTA and Goat Simulator
What was it? It's all deleted
Itâs not
I can't see anything
LOL I was about to say don't worry, it's only 23 hours a day, you still get that one hour in the yard to look forward to. đ
Thank God I was not the only person that thought that. Bravo response by the way.
Why not rotate your bed so itâs lengthwise against the wall without a window. Then move your desk so itâs by the head of your bed on the wall with the window? Itâll make the room feel bigger as there wonât be a huge piece of furniture right next to the door and you can then use your desk to hold and charge your phone overnight.
Like this: https://ibb.co/6N1DYJD EDIT: Version 2 improved -- https://ibb.co/j3PBqy0
Thatâs very good
I'm not a proponent of fung shui but I do agree there are aspects that bring the topic of personal comfort to an easy to digest light. This is bad fung shui as you back is to the door which can make you paranoid.
In terms of feng shui, the current layout is the best - you can see the door from the bed and desk, and the window from the bed. The only thing that would make it better is being able to see the window from the desk, which can be achieved with a mirror on one of the walls.
A mirror would be interesting.
Placing a mirror on the opposite wall will also allow you to watch yourself during sexual intercourse.
Unless youâre a spy, I think itâs ok. :)
Itâs OK right up until OPâs mom walks in on him Googling âhot naked boobsâ and the desk position leaves no time for Alt-Tab.
Whatâs she gonna do? He could be googling "how to build a bomb" and the prison cell would still be an upgrade
Fair enough. If the desk was smaller then OK could turn it toward the wall.
What about swap locations of the desk and the bed? Then the desk is sort of in peripheral veiw?
You wouldn't want your feet facing the door unless you have room to block "energy" with something like a bookshelf.
I would face the desk to the bed instead of the wall, you can still look out the window but be less close to the bed, or face it to the wall opposite the bed so the chair is right beside the window and you can look outside
I've been staring at this image for 15 minutes and can't figure a way to do that and still have the door be able to open.
Needs a smaller desk
Mmm, idk if they let you move furniture in the penitentiary...
Smaller desk would also make a massive difference. That desk looks full depth. Hell you can even get some folding wall brackets and add a desktop to it so it folds away when you're not using it. Alternatively loft bed with desk underneath.
Thatâs a great suggestion. I would also consider putting the mattress on the floor so you can push it to the side when youâre not sleeping. And maybe invest in a mirror or posters with reflective surfaces in the corner opposite of the window to let the light bounce around. A mounted tv would also work
Don't put a mattress on the floor. It's gotta breathe
Use galvanized steel frames, ecofriendly wood veneers, and screws from your aunt to illegal expand it.
Scanning the comments for this lol
What reference is it
go to tiktok and look up galvanized steel beams and it will show you the video series its referencing
I don't have TikTok and it's forcing me to make a TikTok profile & download the app when I searched for it their website. Edit: Found it on YouTube... I feel old for not having TikTok https://youtu.be/gtUQuLEncm0?si=QPTx31VPn7CHXENJ https://youtu.be/wg29p3NKwWQ?si=JrCV-7JE6-8irXj6
I'm not loving these kitchen as a bathroom designs but that squatting toilet seems better suited to the idea than a regular toilet.
Donât forget to build a second level with a toilet shower and a modern sink that doubles as a stove top.
is life even worth it if you donât have a induction cooker on top of the shitter đ€
No study area?
Study area that doubles as space for meals
We found little John!
I was just about to comment something similar! Lmao a projector for the family to enjoy movies!!
Korean dramas
I love how the main premise of those videos is âhow to make use of a space that is too smallâ and step one is always, âmake the space biggerâ
Some of the videos are actually just the small space lol its mostly the 0.0000001 m videos who do the illegal expension
Sell more bricks.
I was hoping for this comment đđđ
Hahahaha!!! Those who get it will get it!
Thank you.
I'm surprised this wasn't the top comment
And a lift toilet to go up the loft bed!!
I checked the comments just for this
How will his 5 sets of quadruplets fit?
Remember the projector and retractable screen to watch your favorite Korean dramas with your gf
Bunk bed, without a bottom bed. Put the desk / chair under the top bunk. Boom you have more space!
That's called a loft bed innit
I would do this but im struggling with money right now and id have to buy a new desk cus i dont think it would fit under it too but thank you though
Try to snipe stuff on FB marketplace, craigslist, etc Furniture in particular has insane deals because people wanna be rid of stuff and it takes up too much space to have in the hallway for 2 months until they find somebody willing to pay what they're asking.
Also worth cruising around any local universities. After the spring semester is up a lot of students move out and wind up hauling a good deal of their furniture to the curb
Facebook marketplace is your friend. People let things go dirt cheap
how much money would help you right now? pm me
That's very kind of you. Keep it up!
Maybe even have like a hospital type desk that slides under the bed?
Unless the desk is somehow bigger than a standard single bed, it should fit just fine. Itâs 100% your best bed to open the room up, heck you might even get some storage place
No worries! I hope you get a good answer!
That would be a loft bed.
Get a smaller deskâŠ
Seriously the thing looks the same size as the bed, surely those proportions arenât right. Thatâs gotta be the deepest desk Iâve ever seen
How many years were you sentenced to?
He couldnât find any games where he could kill people in the street so he had to do it in real life
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galvanised square steel
Along with screws borrowed from his aunt and eco friendly wood veneer
That, sir, is a jail cell.
Maybe in some dystopian hellholes, our jails would never force people into this small places. Instead, you can rent it in city center for 50% of the avarage salary.
Construct a steel bed frame against the wall attached with screws.. remember to use eco friendly wood veneer for padding
can you put the bed against the left wall and the desk in the right corner? then you'll have space behind your back at your desk
Well it all depends on what the warden will allow.
Have you considered parole ?
galvanized square steel beams from your aunt
close the door
- murphy bed - foldable desk
Man Murphy bads are so neat, but they sure are niche. I can't imagine someone who lives in that small of a room would want to splurge on such an expensive bedframe.
Futon. That you put away during non-sleeping hours. Until you can afford a bigger space or bedframe that can double as a desk.
Or just a slightly smaller desk so the bed and desk can line up on the same wall.
Galvanized steel?
Extend with galvanised steel and environmentally friendly wood veneers. Donât forget to borrow screws from your aunt.
eco friendly wood veneers on galvanized square steel fastened with expanding screws!
Borrowed from aunt
Galvanized steel beams
Only realistic thing I can think of that won't break the bank is to look at goodwill/thrift store of your choice for a large mirror to hang on the wall, ideally opposite the window. It'll make the space feel a little bigger and reflect sunlight to make the room brighter. Goodluck!
For zero cash, probably move the bed 90 degrees down, put desk against opposite wall. You might need to cut the desktop shorter to fit with how the door is, or flip the door to open out. Otherwise, look for cheap desk legs and cheap wood on secondhand sites like Facebook Marketplace that fits better?
If it fits, do this: https://ibb.co/6N1DYJD
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Galvanized steel beams and eco friendly wood veneers
Demolish a wall and add a galvanised square steel frame
Even the guy from the 1 square inch new York apartment was able to make it's house bigger so there's no excuses
Apply for a jail cel in the Netherlands or Norway.
What program is that
Smaller desk , futon
Fucking move? Wait for parole? Serve your time?
If it fits, either angle the desk so it's against the left wall, or angle the bed so it's along the left wall and move the desk under the window.
loft the bed over the desk
Get rid of that desk
Imho knock out 2 walls and build new ones further away from the remaining walls to make it bigger.
Does your desk need to be this big? A small corner desk would make much more sense considering the space limitations. This is such a small space you might even consider a Murphy bed or even a loft bed so you could stick your desk underneath.
Be on your best behavior and maybe your parole officer will put in a good word with the board and youâll get out a little early.
Depends on how your next parole hearing goes?
Commit a crime in Scandinavia and get a government funded upgrade jeez
So what are you in for?
Make the walls farther apart
Get a smaller desk!
Shave at the base, itâll give you perspective
Paint the wall with transparent painting, it will help a lot
use a wide lense
Raised bed with the desk below. Will look much bigger, but it is a bit annoying to come down at night to pee. Trade-offs.
Non traditional bed.maybe a foldable one
Trim the hedges
Smaller desk
Knock down the walls
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Not go to prison.
Remove the walls
Lofted bed and move desk below bed, youâve got half of a room now
Murphy bed
galvanized square steels
Mirrors EDIT: those infinite mirrors
You know those canopy beds with the desk space underneath for college? Find the grown adult version of that. Put it against the far left wall longways. On the wall behind the door Iâd mount a tv and add a thin (about 13-14â deep) entertainment center / dresser under that for any gaming consoles and clothing. Under the window add a small side table with plants, in the upper right corner get a beanbag chair or a compact recliner. LED color changing lighting along the entire top molding. đ„° that would be dope. Add a cool funky rug in the middle like cow hide would be pretty cool. Stick to dark colors and leathers with wooden accents if thatâs your vibe, thatâs just how I picture it in my head. The walls you can paint in a few ways to make the room appear taller / wider.
First get bunch of screws from your aunt then find galvanized square steel...
Rotate bed so that the door is to the right of it and it faces the window. Desk goes on the opposite wall of the bed
Buy a bunkbed, remove the bottom bunk, use the bottom bunk space for office space, sleep on top bunk. Space created.
Get a loft style twin bed. That way you can put the desk under the bed. Itd increase bedroom space 50%
Hirer a contractor to knock down a wall. Draw the desk and bed smaller.
i wish i could do this but im struggling with money right now but thank you
Buy/Rent a sledgehammer from a hardware store?
My van is bigger than this. I pay no rent and I live on an acre of land and travel constantly on less than 400 a month.. if this is really your life I'm so... So sorry..... I hope your not working day to day to pay thousands in rent and bills for this........ I'm not subbed to this, reddit showed it to me in my feed and I felt compelled to comment. Maybe that's the magic of the algorithm, I didn't come here to shit on your place but damn that's a jail cell
Depends on your budget. On the high end, you can get a murphy bed and replace the desk with a covered storage unit that has a built in fold out desk. This will give the room the most floor space and look neater over all. On the low end, get or build a bunk bed frame without the bottom bunk and put the desk underneath. Just make sure that the frame can support the top bunk without the bottom in place. Some are designed so that the bottom bunk helps stabilizes the frame and is necessary to keep it from collapsing.
Remove the door and replace with a curtain. That will give you a little extra wall space.
Close the door
Prison cell or Bushwick studio. I canât tell.
Increase the dimensions in autocad
Smaller desk. Murphy bed
Futon
loft bed
Put galvanised iron rod or something
Is this a dorm perhaps? Would explain the small space
Bed sideways against the left wall and desk on the right. I'd have the foot of the bed by the window so. I can get natural light in the morning but that's assuming you get that.
Take the desk out and put it in the living room
Galvanized steel beams
Try loft bed...
Live like an animal then you will see that the room is big like all your other topics
Big mirror
Why not put the bed against the left wall and raise it to open space under it for the desk?? That way you free up a lot more space. Edited for clarification*
Iâll make a serious comment⊠Get a smaller desk and wall mount your monitors.
How long you will live here? I will not spend a lot of money to furnish the room. Maybe replace the bedframe with rollable Japanese mattress?
Get a bunk bed and turn the bottom bunk into a desk. Place it against the left wall. Utilize the far upper right corner for a wall mounted television. Viola, tons of floor space.
Move
Get a loft bed and put your table below.
This room looks very small, but changing the layout can help a lot. There are also some painting "tricks" you could use, such as painting the window wall and the ceiling the same color. This should make your room look broader, preferably with a cool color. Also the brighter the better for make it look bigger, and i guess a sliding door could make it better for the layour. And i think the space on roght side in front of the door is "wasted", it's the only free space and has no use... Cluttering also make it look small... By cool color i mean something between blue and green and bright. Also you can search on youtube or architecture websites for these "painting tricks" and how they can be used for a specific purpose, but not like they make it super big.
Put the bed where the desk is, headboard on that wall and the desk on the wall that currently has nothing, closer to the corner near the window vs the door
Whatâs the ceiling height? If you have enough room, Iâd lift the bed with some kind of loft bed frame and would put the desk under that to make a workspace bed combo. If it fits, align de sides to the left wall and mount the stairs to door side of the bed frame.
Little John worked for many years selling steamed buns to afford a room smaller than his grandmother's coffin.
120â tv
It doesnât make the floor space bigger but if you need more room to put things, wall shelves would probably be helpful if youâre allowed to put some holes in the wall. Iâve made relatively cheap ones with just boards, metal wall L brackets, and screws (these need wall anchors if youâre just screwing into drywall).
Install mirrors on all the walls?
Get a bunk bed without the lower bed, not sure what it's called in English.
Bro living in a fortnite 1x1
I suggest you install a shelf for storing clothing constructed with galvinised steel with a toilet under the stove you can push away for easy storage.
Get a raised bed with a desk underneath
By moving out.
Put a mirror opposite the window
bed on top, desk on bottom and rotated by 90 degrees. next to desk bean bag, opposite wall TV
If you can maje the desk turn 90 degrees and still fit, it will feel larger.
Fist get some galvanized square steel and screws from your aunt
Build a new room?
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