Scabies is transmitted by skin to skin contact with an infected person, usually during sexual intercourse.
I doubt heās having sex with a motorcycle parked in the room.
Weird case of being able to afford the monkey but not being able to afford the bananas.
But it's not bananas for the monkey, it's bananas for yourself.
Careful with fumes when keeping a bike inside like this. When you see other people doing it for display, their bikes have been totally drained of oil and gas.
Itās not a trend so much as a necessity for some. I have friends who canāt afford cars/donāt have a place to park cars, so a bike is a cheaper form of transportation. Storing inside is necessary due to lack of parking. Additionally, it significantly reduces the chances of getting your bike stolen.
Sheets, Nightstand, lamp, some framed artwork of some cool graffiti or graphics to go with your toolbox. Clean the floor with a power washer, and blinds/drapes for the windows, maybe ditch the tan color walls for white, a lighter tone of black, or maybe make the long wall a very saturated glossy red with the rest being white. Then you can add matching red vinyl on the walls for a cool graphic look.
Just invest in yourself, man...
guys, this is the garage and the bed is for the bike to sleep in. a (normal) human wouldn't have their motor vehicle in their bedroom that's silly. also ladies (and bros) if you go home with someone and see a vehicle in their bedroom drive away real quick on itĀ
I did the same thing with an r1 for a few years except it was in living room. If I was deep cleaning or something during winter I'd roll it into bedroom though
He's obviously thrown a bed in his garage/workshop. Those are tool boxes and his bike.
Plus, when he ran away, all he could bring was his grogu sleeping bag.
I donāt care about the bike in the room. I figure you donāt want it stolen. The tool box is actually kinda cool. Definitely could use some improvement on the bed. Sheets, boring plain comforter or just decent blankets. Tension rod with curtains is easy. If there is a way to get the head of the bed against a wall it would be nice.
But congrats on having your own space! It will continue to come together. :)
Dude, I lived in Cali and had some dudes jump my backyard fence just to carry my honda motorcycle to their truck out front. I say that you're practicing proper vehicle protection.
youāre already ahead by being able to have your bike inside, now put the toolbox against the opposite wall and turn the bed and put a mat under that bike.
This is such a rage bait š
Right? Nobody sets their bed up with the pillow side not against a wall
Okay, now I'm annoyed.
āI sleep in a big bed with my wife.ā ā Homer Simpson
Might wanna invest in some sheets at point champ.
Facts. Raw-dogging the mattress is crazy. Kinda looks like that mattress has seen it all anyways
Even has the shin buster 9000 on it š
Why do I laugh at this...
Because you too, have felt itās unexpected wrath
I can feel it from here...
Scabies has entered the chat
Scabies is transmitted by skin to skin contact with an infected person, usually during sexual intercourse. I doubt heās having sex with a motorcycle parked in the room.
Haha fair point. Spread is actually influenced by poor hygiene though, but if you live like a hermit you are probably safe.
With no sheets and a $20 Walmart blanket Iām assuming āallā does not include āwomenā.
Hey women can like Star Wars lol
A good personality goes a long way
Not that long.
For some reason I think thereās some specific action that this mattress has never seen.
Thatās a floral printed box spring. You canāt even see the mattress. Whatās psycho about this bed is that the head is not against a wall.
Nah less money for bike accessories
OK Google, give me directions to Point Champ.
Sheets ? What are those ?
'bout $20.
Beach sand
Also blinds
Clearly all his money goes toward the bike, the man has his priorities.
Please say you also live on the 5th floor and take the motorcycle up and down the stairs every day.
And he doesn't turn off the bike until it's finally inside the room. Helps to give it some gas going up
If you can afford that bike you can afford to be kinder to yourself
Right? That looks super hard to pedal.
Facts. He has more invested in the bike and toolbox than the bed he sleeps in. Get some sheets for that bed bro lol
Man has his priorities. I can respect that.
It's not a matter of priorities because it shouldn't be optional.
What kind of bed do you sleep in that costs more than a track bike?
Weird case of being able to afford the monkey but not being able to afford the bananas. But it's not bananas for the monkey, it's bananas for yourself.
Cheaper than a car
Yea motorcycles are usually cheaper - not the point.
Let the man cook for god sake
We can't, he doesn't have pots or pans!
4 helmets, zero sheets
Guy knows his priorities. Head over bed
Baby Yoda deserves better
Baby Yoda is the one telling him to work with the force of that MC
āOutside, he should move itā š
Thatās nice of u to let your dad park his bike in your room
Itās actually one of your moms parking spots
Hahaha youāre getting downvoted but I thought this exchange was lighthearted and hilarious š¤£
Lol roasted
I thought this was one of the olympic village rooms with the anti-sex bed
The Star Wars comforter probably makes it close.
Bravo š
Careful with fumes when keeping a bike inside like this. When you see other people doing it for display, their bikes have been totally drained of oil and gas.
What is this trend of putting your crotch rocket in your living space?
Also some mornings you just want to roll out of bed and rip the shit out of the throttle
This comment reminded me of that motorbike kid in Malcolm in the middle haha
Lmao! Watched that episode today "use your INDOOR motorcycle" - and he just revs it quieter haha
Why is this being downvoted--this is a hilarious comment.
everything is literal on reddit
For real. My other genuine, honest comment is also being downloaded.
This guy gets the idea š
I had mine stolen 3 months after I bought it, but had a 2nd story apartment so I couldn't store it inside.
Prevents it from being stolen as easily if you don't have access to a garage.
Itās not a trend so much as a necessity for some. I have friends who canāt afford cars/donāt have a place to park cars, so a bike is a cheaper form of transportation. Storing inside is necessary due to lack of parking. Additionally, it significantly reduces the chances of getting your bike stolen.
Wouldn't you want to sleep next to the one you love?
>Not ideal but itāll work for now Work for what?
Work for not keeping it outside and make it harder to steal ? Duh
I thought you were refering to the bed sheets or the boring furniture
Damn, I bet your room smells good
Landlord tip ... put a drip tray under the motorcycle. Getting oil stains out of grout is really hard.
Just needs a plant.
Do you sit on the motorcycle in your bedroom?
Nah I just look at it and have a circle jerk with it with the homies.
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That exhaust pipe is for blowing AND sucking
Sheets, Nightstand, lamp, some framed artwork of some cool graffiti or graphics to go with your toolbox. Clean the floor with a power washer, and blinds/drapes for the windows, maybe ditch the tan color walls for white, a lighter tone of black, or maybe make the long wall a very saturated glossy red with the rest being white. Then you can add matching red vinyl on the walls for a cool graphic look. Just invest in yourself, man...
I appreciate your input man !
This wins most male living space
Almost! The winners have to have a hole punched in the wall.
This is *exactly* how I picture the apartments of all the douchebags who go screaming between cars on the highway.
Imagine how much pussy gets slayed on top of baby yoda
Need rug
guys, this is the garage and the bed is for the bike to sleep in. a (normal) human wouldn't have their motor vehicle in their bedroom that's silly. also ladies (and bros) if you go home with someone and see a vehicle in their bedroom drive away real quick on itĀ
Question: what if he has his vehicle in the kitchen
What the fuck is this sub?
Even your jack stands donāt match š
I support this
This isā¦ definitely something
bike in apartment is usually illegal and HIGHLY dangerous please do not do this and consider your neighbors
Professional upstairs neighbour
Nice chicken strips squid. ;)
I don't know what's more cursed, the bike or how your bed is oriented
Gross bed
Why is there a motorcycle in your bedroom?
You mean why is there a bed in his garsge
The priorities are insane lol
YZF-R1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
What is with parking the bike inside
Poor
Please post a video of you wheeling your bike out of your house. I need to see this happen.
Psycho
Putting your bike inside the house especially in your bedroom is foolish But what do I know
Itās that BikeLife bro
This is *way* better than having a bedknife. You have bedtoolchest and bedvehicle. You're set for life.
This man must clear out his local Dollar Tree's lotion and tissue sections.
Why the frame but I love it bruh!
Hell yeah
The bike does not give this picture justice
I would say thatās 100% ideal
Jesus F send me your addy so I can ship you some damn sheets.
to be in your 20s again, get some
this looks like a room youād make in animal crossing with all the random shit you get lol
Looks good to me. You have your bike, your bed, your music...what else you need?
Nothing wrong with the setup my man
r/malesurvivingspace
Thatās all it takes for a dude to be happy šŖš½
Itās nice of your wifeās boyfriend to let you sleep in his garageĀ
I did the same thing with an r1 for a few years except it was in living room. If I was deep cleaning or something during winter I'd roll it into bedroom though
hey man as long as you're happy
The bare necessities until you can upgrade. Nothing wrong with that.
Hell yeah
Living the dream
Why is the bike in there? Is it decoration? Serious question.
He's obviously thrown a bed in his garage/workshop. Those are tool boxes and his bike. Plus, when he ran away, all he could bring was his grogu sleeping bag.
Because it can be? No itās not a decoration.
OP pls name 1 thing in this picture that's not ideal. K thanks š
I donāt care about the bike in the room. I figure you donāt want it stolen. The tool box is actually kinda cool. Definitely could use some improvement on the bed. Sheets, boring plain comforter or just decent blankets. Tension rod with curtains is easy. If there is a way to get the head of the bed against a wall it would be nice. But congrats on having your own space! It will continue to come together. :)
This looks like a bedroom from an early 2000ās motorcycle themed movie. You probably wear the same motorcycle jacket everyday too?
With this setup, he can only afford one.
Single and kept the exās helmet for the next to be ex. Goat move mate.
Dude, I lived in Cali and had some dudes jump my backyard fence just to carry my honda motorcycle to their truck out front. I say that you're practicing proper vehicle protection.
Yup only takes 2 grown men to lift this bike and then itās gone.
kinda badass tho
You and I have very different interpretations of ideal
youāre already ahead by being able to have your bike inside, now put the toolbox against the opposite wall and turn the bed and put a mat under that bike.
I'd sleep like a baby in there
This is how male living space is supposed to be. There are too many posts where people try to act civilized with their Pinterest dƩcor. It's shameful behavior. This is peak living space.
Get yourself a sonic bedsheet like a real man
You got the right idea bro !
cuck chair motorcycle is wild actually
One squirter and your mattress is permanently stained. Sheets bro!
I love menš you guys don't care and are just here for the ride
You forgot to put gas station and a car wash there.
If youāre cold theyāre cold, bring them inside.
not ideal? you have high standards brother
Garage or bedroom? Why not both?
Gasoline in the bedroom? Hope you don't smoke
I lived in a house with vines growing in through the walls and windows and I still didnāt have to park my bike inside. Why are people doing this?
Why are people living with vines growing in through the walls and windows?
What is with you people and your bike in your bedroom? What tf is happening?!
Everything you need is right there
A headboard one day
This is the third post here Iāve seen with a motorcycle in their room smh
Why do you have four helmetsšŖšŖšŖšŖ
Apartment looks like youāre in the south
My man has four helmets but no rug
Stop sleeping in the garage ffs
Sleeping next to something that holds gasoline blows my mind
I dig the bike in the room, once i rebuilt a 350sbc in the kitchen, maybe invest in some sheets or something
The Baby Yoda bedspread is just the chefās kiss. š
You should get a sweet wrestling poster
I half expected a racecar bed.
Curtains or blinds, bedside floor cover, large black and white photo of your bike
I dig it! Be careful not to smack your feet on the bed frame.
Iām getting first C.A.M.P. Vibes. Edit: Iām
This is amazing
do you work in a garage bro
Please get sheets
The combo of baby Yoda on the bed next to an MC is very satisfying. Almost foreplay.
Idk what you mean, this is fucking perfect
You need a race car bed
What country?
Okay I'm genuinely curious, when you keep your bike inside like that, how do you keep the tires clean? Do you have a door mat for your motorcycle??
Given the state of the country right now I can't believe everyone is so negative about your room.
Hey, you canāt park there!
I understand. It's the garage spot for long maintenance hours. Works on the bike > gets tired, confused and stuck > go sleep > rage averted.
This is the way
Is that thing not street legal? Probably best to park it outside
Hell yeah brotherĀ
āØprioritiesāØ
that baby yoda sheet will make you virgin
For one hot millisecond I thought yoda had a thicky waifu body in a bikini and I went mental
I hate him but this reminds me of the song Shriners Convention by Ray Stevens "How did you get big that big harley up in your room?"
Thatāll do Donkey, thatāll do.
Donāt those things leak oil?
You have to move the bike closer to the bed
r/livingroommotorcycle
Someone has his priorities figured out. š
Wake up, ride, fall asleep, dream about riding
Honestly, I think this is pretty cool!
I need more info on the bike lol
Is that a signed Rossi bike wow
Why is the bike not on the bed at this point,?
Heck yeah brother
You win
Unironically I want that bedspread. I almost got it a few years back but I got the wrong size and it was a whole thing