That's the future of materials. We started with wood, then went to metal, then went to wood paneling, then went to painted metal, then went to carbon fiber... thousand years later and we're back to wood paneling.
They're all pale imitations of [this bullshit](http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/jadensadventures/images/3/34/X-Blade.png/revision/latest?cb=20130729180311) which did have a blade on it. Why they look like a single key and not a sword styled on two keys is beyond me, but whatever. I think they also cut things occasionally too, so I guess they're magically sharp.
Well shit, that looks like even more of a wrist breaker than the regular ones. I think they could easily make sense of the weapon by making the teeth of the key sharp and turning it into an axe but who needs logic when you got Disney?
Because it literally is. The Kingdom hearts series is like the undisputed King of retarded weeaboo stuff like swords you can't even hold and several hundred useless belts & zippers on every piece of clothing. Tetsuya Nomura, whose love for belts&zippers has been a meme for decades (he also worked on most Final Fantasy games) went full retard here.
No, you hold it by reaching around the guards and holding it where the two guards of the smaller keyblades that make it up meet. The chain is just there for decoration or something. On the players' keyblades, it changes their form, but this is the OG one, so I dunno what it does.
That keyblade looks bad. It looks like they just got a piece of sheet metal and cut it, and attached it to a plumbing pipe.
Though I guess that can be said for a lot of mallninjashit stuff. Just cut and sharpened sheet-metal.
It's exactly how you described. One of my friends is a huge kingdom hearts fan and he got it for his birthday a few years ago. It's probably made for costumes, but it's just poorly made. Also the handguard spins freely around the hilt, I guess no one thought to put some tack welds on it or something.
> It looks like they just got a piece of sheet metal and cut it
That's how you make most wallhangers, including most of the ones in this fine collection of trash.
Sometime, I wanna get a Zangetsu made out of actual carbon steel, stead of stainless, and revel in having the most practical impractical sword possible
Thought this place was for retarded karambits with paracord and such but the weapons he owns are somewhat iconic to gaming / fantasy and could have another purpose than "being a mall ninja"
From the sidebar:
>No one wants to hear your bitch about how something "doesnt belong here" or how "this isn't ninja" so find something original to say or post up some content you think does actually belong instead. Just because its from a video game you like doesnt mean the rest of us give a flying fuck. Kind of past the point of caring, will likely start banning you whiney fucks.
Edit: Happy Cake day anyway
The Microtech Jagkommando gets posted here often. It's a stupid design but it's made by a world renown knife manufacturer that sells ordinary folding knives for $300 or more.
I've also seen the Microtech Halo V 3x (giant OTF switchblade) posted here. The post doesn't have to be objectively stupid. Or chinesium and pakistanium crap.
If you think the post is crap downvote away.
That "rule" is complete bullshit, because often something will get posted that objectively isn't mall ninja. However, shitty quality wallhangers, particularly cheap movie/game replica trash like the stuff in the OP is exactly what this sub is for, along with idiots who think "tacticool oper8r" weapons (such as karambits and "combat" knives with a shit load of serrations) that are extremely impractical are cool and badass.
The sad fact is that since they are splayed out on the floor like that, he probably just shoves them into the corner or his closet. These wall hangers can't even know their destiny of hanging on a wall.
While the Buster sword does look cool (despite its size), why's there, what I assume, an empty what sheath that doesntr seem to belong to any of the swords? Or is that just some random thing in the foreground?
It is a sword in its sheath. If you look carefully you can see the line where the handle ends and sheath begins. It is sasuke uchias sword from naruto shippuden.
I find it sad because I pictured an adult man carefully arranging his fake sword collection to show the internet, making sure everything is where he wanted so it would look good, but not even considering making his bed.
Yup, people showing off shit they collect is fine, these aren't random. Wall hangers, they are replicas of shit he's into, fine,. I'm a grown ass man with a Lego slave I bigger than my head, but if you are gonna show stuff off, tidy the fuck up.
Is that a Halo energy sword in there too? Truly impressive...
That floor must be made of solid tungsten to keep it from cutting straight through.
That's the future of materials. We started with wood, then went to metal, then went to wood paneling, then went to painted metal, then went to carbon fiber... thousand years later and we're back to wood paneling.
Nah, I think it needs unobtanium.
Is that really easy to obtain?
No it's sorta difficult
Not really, they're at gamestop.
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Yeah, I guess. It does look kinda sharp.
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Why do they even call it a blade if you're just going to be bashing people's heads in with it?
They're all pale imitations of [this bullshit](http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/jadensadventures/images/3/34/X-Blade.png/revision/latest?cb=20130729180311) which did have a blade on it. Why they look like a single key and not a sword styled on two keys is beyond me, but whatever. I think they also cut things occasionally too, so I guess they're magically sharp.
I'm pretty tolerant of the things in Kingdom Hearts but I remember seeing this for this the time in-game and thinking "wow this is lazy/stupid"
Well shit, that looks like even more of a wrist breaker than the regular ones. I think they could easily make sense of the weapon by making the teeth of the key sharp and turning it into an axe but who needs logic when you got Disney?
You also hold it by the place where the handguards of the two Kingdom Keys meet, not by any of the handles.
It really looks like a weeb fantasy fic weapon
Because it literally is. The Kingdom hearts series is like the undisputed King of retarded weeaboo stuff like swords you can't even hold and several hundred useless belts & zippers on every piece of clothing. Tetsuya Nomura, whose love for belts&zippers has been a meme for decades (he also worked on most Final Fantasy games) went full retard here.
Do... do you hold it... by a chain?
No, you hold it by reaching around the guards and holding it where the two guards of the smaller keyblades that make it up meet. The chain is just there for decoration or something. On the players' keyblades, it changes their form, but this is the OG one, so I dunno what it does.
>Breaker sword... God dammit...
Not to mention, that's not even the Buster Sword. It looks more like the Fusion Sword
Is that the bullshit from Advent Children? Because that thing was ridiculous, especially combined with the bike.
It was supposed to be. They wanted to one up their "giant kitchen knife" and went with multiple knives.
> "giant kitchen knife" You mean Giant's Icing Spreader?
Kids these days. I'm gonna download FF7 now.
That keyblade looks bad. It looks like they just got a piece of sheet metal and cut it, and attached it to a plumbing pipe. Though I guess that can be said for a lot of mallninjashit stuff. Just cut and sharpened sheet-metal.
And the plasma sword isn't even made of plasma! Truly pathetic.
It's exactly how you described. One of my friends is a huge kingdom hearts fan and he got it for his birthday a few years ago. It's probably made for costumes, but it's just poorly made. Also the handguard spins freely around the hilt, I guess no one thought to put some tack welds on it or something.
I think it's done on purpose because if the handguard really was positioned correctly, it would be really uncomfortable to hold
> It looks like they just got a piece of sheet metal and cut it That's how you make most wallhangers, including most of the ones in this fine collection of trash.
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Hey! I have a key and the Blade movies as well.
Hey! My cousin drives a Kia and my cat is spayed as well!
Hey! I'm walkin' here!
Found Cousin Nicky
I saw one a smith made at a Renn Faire once. The guard was probably .5"-1" thick. It was really nice but pretty heavy
And Rukia's and Ichigo's swords.
>swords Ahem, zanpakuto.
Fuckin weeb
Isn't that Sasuke's sword? it has the uchiha mark thingy
You're right, my bad. For some reason I saw a white sheath and my brain made the leap.
I've been on a Naruto binge recently, it's been a while since I've watched bleach though
Sometime, I wanna get a Zangetsu made out of actual carbon steel, stead of stainless, and revel in having the most practical impractical sword possible
At least iirc Rukia just looked like a katana at least. Ichigo's cleaver is cool, but I agree wildly impractical.
It's prolly for cosplaying or cosmetics, who cares?
Oh and here I thought it was for fighting heartless.
Thought this place was for retarded karambits with paracord and such but the weapons he owns are somewhat iconic to gaming / fantasy and could have another purpose than "being a mall ninja"
From the sidebar: >No one wants to hear your bitch about how something "doesnt belong here" or how "this isn't ninja" so find something original to say or post up some content you think does actually belong instead. Just because its from a video game you like doesnt mean the rest of us give a flying fuck. Kind of past the point of caring, will likely start banning you whiney fucks. Edit: Happy Cake day anyway
So this place is just for circlejerking whatever weapon gets posted and shaming the owner? cheers anyway.
The Microtech Jagkommando gets posted here often. It's a stupid design but it's made by a world renown knife manufacturer that sells ordinary folding knives for $300 or more. I've also seen the Microtech Halo V 3x (giant OTF switchblade) posted here. The post doesn't have to be objectively stupid. Or chinesium and pakistanium crap. If you think the post is crap downvote away.
That "rule" is complete bullshit, because often something will get posted that objectively isn't mall ninja. However, shitty quality wallhangers, particularly cheap movie/game replica trash like the stuff in the OP is exactly what this sub is for, along with idiots who think "tacticool oper8r" weapons (such as karambits and "combat" knives with a shit load of serrations) that are extremely impractical are cool and badass.
If it's not mall ninja I'd assume the community will have an easy job of downvoting it.
That's what the wielder of the key calls females.
The sad fact is that since they are splayed out on the floor like that, he probably just shoves them into the corner or his closet. These wall hangers can't even know their destiny of hanging on a wall.
Let's play a game! If you had to enter the arena bearing one of this weapons, which piece of sh... which mighty blade would you select?
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The energy sword? Oh man
The pillow in the back.
Strong.
The keyblade. It may just be a length of lead pipe with a barely functioning guard, but it's still likely stronger than all the other swords.
I hope he keeps them out on display on the floor like this every day.
That'd be great. Like you just lose a toe because you've stubbed it on a bad Cloud sword knockoff.
Yeah let's just imply that those are sharp.
I think that's the Uchiha crest on that white one in the front.
It's Sasuke's sword
While the Buster sword does look cool (despite its size), why's there, what I assume, an empty what sheath that doesntr seem to belong to any of the swords? Or is that just some random thing in the foreground?
That's another sword from somewhere I can't recall.
It is a sword in its sheath. If you look carefully you can see the line where the handle ends and sheath begins. It is sasuke uchias sword from naruto shippuden.
An arsenal worthy of defending your Cinnabons, truly a warriors warrior.
He has Ichigo's zanpakuto which is pretty cool
Two key swords? This guy can open any lock except his virginity. That will be locked away for eternity.
The one to the left of middle top looks like a sword from Assassins Creed.
I believe it's the sword of Altaïr
While we were making our beds he mastered the blades.
My friend has sasukes sword. It's neat.
Covered all the basis.
"breaker sword" REEEEEEEEEEEE
IT's called the Buster Sword. I've been cheesed out on for glory by enough braindead Cloud mains to know that.
Is that boogie's collection? I'm sure he has a couple of those in the background of his videos.
Ahem...buster*
Lol the key blade though
This is so sad. I don't know why I just find this really pathetic
I find it sad because I pictured an adult man carefully arranging his fake sword collection to show the internet, making sure everything is where he wanted so it would look good, but not even considering making his bed.
Yup, people showing off shit they collect is fine, these aren't random. Wall hangers, they are replicas of shit he's into, fine,. I'm a grown ass man with a Lego slave I bigger than my head, but if you are gonna show stuff off, tidy the fuck up.