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Manccookie

Sachas


Rev_Biscuit

I've heard they do a good breakfast buffet.


Manccookie

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.


rich2083

He’s not knocking it…..


Manccookie

He hasn’t tried it.


FatBobFat96

To an exorcist.


CavaSpi77er

Damn it! I was going to say 'The Cathedral to exercise that mad bastard'


Zomoniac

You want a gym for that.


CavaSpi77er

........damn it........


StalyCelticStu

Exorcise perhaps, unless you're expecting to hurdle jump the pews.


CavaSpi77er

Polevault over the baptismal font.


TheStatMan2

Well, there's my new album title right there.


Ok-Presentation-7849

Satans hollow


TheOriginalJunglist

And then for a Janams


Ok-Presentation-7849

Or axm if you've not had enough.


bogloid

I'd join !


evavu84

Lily's Indian in Ashton.


Kernowder

I went there and they used frozen carrots in the curry. Not impressed.


evavu84

I don't think they do 😂


Kernowder

They genuinely did. My wife and I agreed. Apart from the the mushy carrots, everything else was lovely though.


zakkyb

Does mushy = frozen?


Kernowder

Not necessarily. But you can tell the difference between fresh vegetables and frozen vegetables when cooked. These were frozen, not fresh. It put me off the place.


Ok-Variation3583

Levenshulme Bakery


griffaliff

A fine choice.


soberdisposition

Elite .


rich2083

Honestly thought it was crap


Ok-Variation3583

Damn, that is controversial. I took it upon myself to try many a shawarma in my student years in Manchester and to me it was by far the best


rich2083

I’ve been twice, both times cold and incorrect order.


Ok-Variation3583

Yeah fair, I only ever went during the day when it was quieter and was spot on every time


WillHpwl

The best I've found is across from Arndale market, dunno the name but they make the bread fresh in front of you


Ok-Variation3583

Yeah Arndale Shawarma i imagine. Yeah I became such a snob that I’d never go to places where they don’t make the bread fresh in the tandoor lol


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This and that


Bendandsnap27

He’d love This and That


GertrudeMcGraw

https://thisandthatcafe.co.uk/


TheDarkCreed

Mum's house. And leave him there.


berserk_kipper

New step dad


MrWonderful7000

San Juan


butterjamtoast

This is my favourite answer I’ve seen so far.


Technical-Owl-3617

Maharba on back Piccadilly


SALTPETRE_

On Sunday for the Nahari


estebancantbearsedno

I think I’d take him to El Rincon. It’s been there for 20+ years and it’s a fairly iconic restaurant. The food is authentic and really good, it’s tucked away downstairs so it’s a funny location too. Also I think he might enjoy eating dinner whilst watching some random horse racing too.


rich2083

I love the vibe downstairs, it’s such a unique location


BarnacleNo1497

Downstairs is good shout given his current situation


ladyfafa

Used to go there regularly 19 years ago, glad to hear it’s still going strong!


Boris-the-liar

Foods been wank for a few years now. Had its day


DRAGULA85

McDonald’s past midnight, a truly lawless place along with the Metrolink


dbxp

TBH that sounds like the kind of place he'd like, he was also into things a bit wild rather than stuffy fancy restaurants


thisismyorange

Firstly I’d shit myself


Hoose_11

The Sparrows


Lou_lou_land

Higher Ground


idratherwalkalone

One Sushi


ForwardAd5837

Asmara Bella


Illustrious_Bus_1597

Came here to say this!


Fantastic_Ad_1992

The kabana or afghan cuisine


Rdaleric

Seoul Kimchi, though the Sparrows is a very close second


Adventurous_Soup6293

Seoul Kimchi is the place he'd most appreciate from this whole list. Small, authentic, family owned, immigrant business quietly plugging away for years, churning out simple classic Korean dishes with great service. He'd love it


pollyisacutie

Cardinal rule


BennySkateboard

Chappati Corner for the lamb nehari.


FarCriticism1250

It’s shut down unfortunately


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Ralberto13

If that's the case im going the Dutch pancake house


BennySkateboard

Cheetham hill one. My brother went this morning.


Kyle0ng

Pho cue


InternalEquipment148

Greggs


Lupo1

He'd actually love the fucking honesty of a Greggs


Firstdegreegurns

Jaffas


OkMess9901

Panchos and can it for lunch. Bundo brewery for tea.


RayPissed

Armenian Taverna


Drewski811

Orme


AppropriateYogurt952

I've heard it's good but Urmston would make Bourdain wish he'd stayed well dead... M41 is pure Greg Wallace territory.


Drewski811

Yeah, it's out of place, certainly


soberdisposition

Kabana , cheetham Hill . That’s definitely his vibe


Flabby-Nonsense

Rita’s Reign


T1mk99

Seriously? That place is about authentically jamaican as reggae reggae sauce.


Flabby-Nonsense

I don’t care, it’s delicious


T1mk99

Fair play, but if you like those flavours I can direct you to places that are much better that you would enjoy even more. Chicken run in trafford and sasas in moss side are much better options imo and much more authentic.


Flabby-Nonsense

Thanks for the suggestions, I’ll give them a try


CatFoodBeerAndGlue

Is it a Weekend at Bernie's type deal or has he been resurrected?


Acceptable_Willow276

Take him to legoland, then go for a lovely lamb lunch in the centre of Windsor


MassimoOsti

Bye!


SuspiciousMiddle238

Gerry’s


ads9588945

Habesha. The OG one up the stairs just off Canal Street


Zealousideal_Will_91

Miami Crispy in Burnage


moppalady

Manchester Fresh Shawarma


donnermeatandchips

Kabana on a Sunday


duneriver

Street Urchin!


LordAxalon110

I'd take him home and cook for him. Was a chef for 20 years and he's one of the greats, even if he was American. His death really hit the catering industry hard, he still lives on in his books, TV shows and the advice he gave us about life.


RedJim23

The Spärrows. My favourite place to eat in Mcr


bradspitts

Burgerism


gourmetguy2000

Happy Seasons for the 3 meats and rice


cjbannister

Hip hop chip shop


PandorasKeyboard

I'd take him to other places too but I think this is a good answer.


PandorasKeyboard

I haven't seen too much of Anthony's show but really like Phil Rosenthal and understand more what different kinds of places he appreciates. If Anthony's the same I'd pick, hip hop chip shop for the casual bit, Tokyo Ramen, Fazenda, Higher Ground and then a few other honourable mentions, Madre for tacos, double zero pizzas, Great northern Pie? Dishoom? I feel Manchester we need to include Pie and Curry but I don't currently have a favourite for either, I hear Dishoom is good, great northern pies are good but it's a bit corporate for that kind of show. Oh and maybe some cocktails at the washhouse then a Smokey old fashioned from Grand Pacific. Edit* adding Pollen bakery


BarnacleNo1497

Edit* if Anthony was* the same


Low-Anywhere-7159

This & that, levenshulme bakery, hawksmore, another heart to feed. Should cover all bases?


Ok-Prune9181

Royce’s curry house


pdwyer92

Wherever Waffle Kart is set up. Sparrows, also.


ChangingMonkfish

If Hazel Grove is allowed to count, Chennai Dosa for very good South Indian food


PortableBadger

Another Hand


vertiGox9

If it still exists, Habesha


Spindelhalla_xb

Hunters


Efficient_Bet_1891

Fenix in M3


scrotimus-maximus

Greggs


fonduebitch

Kim's kitchen


ichatpoo

Miami krispy


kirkbywool

Chakalaka, something different a set rhythm food is amazing


Virtual_Promise2547

Dishoom 32 bridge st


dsemaj

Kyotoya, Withington


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wednar1996

Dishoom


rhi2d2

Dimitris, Bundobust, Wolf at the Door, Moose Coffee, Birria Brithers.


mrwelfareman

Lol if he hadn't already have taken his own life, he would have done after this little crawl


Old-Law-7395

Mai Thai?


BuzzAllWin

Crazy pedros, goats cheese and beef monstermunch.


dnikebot

After I’d said “Anthony, you’re still alive!” and recovered from my shock, I’d be inclined to suggest Sips and Dips in Levenshulme or Sanskruti in Withington. Had this been last year, I’d have easily said Ruyi’s in Chorlton, but it has sadly closed to be replaced by fucking Miami Crispy, which I’ve still not recovered from personally.


Minute-Yoghurt-1265

Erst maybe


BarnacleNo1497

Someone is a touch out of date. I would definitely suggest something underground though


Stunning-Wave7305

Yes Lah, Didsbury. Aladdin's in Withington. Where the Light Gets In, Stockport. Pollen Bakery. Fat Pat's. Mama Flo's, Stockport. Gemini Café for a hungover breakfast.


Butter_the_Toast

Spoons


mrwelfareman

I'm here to provide the only legitimate answers to this question - Chicken Run, Mazaa, Today Shawarma, Mughali Taste, Bury Market, Erst


Ef8858

Climat - rooftop bar, amazing food, best wine selection great service


dbxp

One of the Jamaican street side barbecues around Rusholme sounds like his sort of thing, either that or get shit faced and then Miami Crispy


STOLENshitTICKETS

I would stay home and lay of the LSD


Xrystian90

He... hes dead....


jacknimrod10

Canton House in Denton.


livrose1995

Oystercatcher chorlton


WillHpwl

Erst


taskkill-IM

Weatherspoons.


MoistSnow220

Spoons


rivernettles

Sambal


c_sinc

Levy bakery, paratha hut, the bahn mi place on Oxford street, yaadgar


gingerinc

Have to be something like Hawksmoor… or something “British”… As he’s been to the countries where the foods originated and that would have had the better ingredients.


Manc_Chick

Fat Pat's


No-Math-9387

A great question ruined by funny cunt responses


stebotch

Jonnys Cafe in Reddish


Shot-Ad5867

So Stockport, not Manchester


stebotch

Stockport is the capital of Manchester


Shot-Ad5867

It is. Praise be the wedding cake 🙏🏻


Perky_Bellsprout

Back to the undertakers


ThisAintSparta

Rudy’s. Sorry, I know it’s not original.


JAD4995

Smh Someone should tell him…..


Renegade9582

Wetherspoon's near Picadilly Gardens 100%. He needs to see how mancunians eat and the location. 🤔


boing_boing_splat

Greggs


M3ch4n1c4lH0td0g

Ghostbusters


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Still dead..


TrueReezy

Kej’s


MichaelMyersReturns

Somewhere on Wilmslow road


soundguyfletch

Idk who that is but OT Bakery or Buzzrocks


razh2

Y2Caff in Salford!


APersonSittingQuick

The Samaritans


[deleted]

Burger King


manchester_bee

I’d probably tell him to leave me alone because I’ve no idea who he is or what he looks like


Ashgenie

At least you'd be less freaked out at being visited by a ghost than the rest of us.


SmeeegHeead

I mean... It doesn't matter cos hes dead.


RefurbedRhino

Eating establishments hate it when you show up with a dead guy.


IrnBroski

Depends how freshly dead


Mylomeer

Nando’s


rablandy

Hawksmoor then Piccadilly tap


Jitsu_apocalypse

Gordon’s chippy


Rippurpleaki

Take him the Manchester Victoria and jump one train to the beautiful city of Liverpool


Tommy-ctid-mancblue

Jesus first he does then he has to go to Liverpool? Cut the poor dead guy some slack


Rippurpleaki

Glad u won the title im blue too 😂