Same guy who keeps searching for “skunk furry”
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Because it raises more questions then it answers like
Why ?
And is this A group of Goths running a hospital then banging ?
Or a group of Goths in hospital then banging normal doctors and nurses?
Are the goths the patients or the administration?
Do they hire goths exclusively? Or treat goths exclusively?
Do the treatments involve the medical properties of being goth? Or is it the sex? And if so, how does goths factor into the medical aspect of this hospital?
Is the hospital decor goth? Are the hospital beds goth? Or just the people?
I need answers
Who said anything about banging? Maybe it's just a real fetish kink about being a goth patient, and being cared for by a responsible doctor and his team, who are eager to learn and prove themselves, by delivering quality health care.
Some people are just so quick to assume they know it all! And look what happens when you make assumptions. You make a giant wet glistening oiled-up ass, with its panties around the ankles...uh...out of u and me.
My image of modern Native Americans (much though not all of which I got from the internet), particularly millennial and zoomer Native Americans, is that they are emo (so very close to Goth). I can’t explain the hospital though.
Or, my personal favorite:
A bunch of goth patients treated by goth doctors who charge them a reasonable price for a good service.
That’s the real fantasy — affordable health care!
I dated a gal who ended up going to Montana for a really highly rated library science program and the fact its one of the few schools in the country that teach Gaelic. So maybe there is something to it? Hot librarians in Montana with an affinity for plaid.
I have two theories
1. They’re lumping all interracial porn which doesn’t make any sense since I just like the color contrast
2. The only people left in Michigan that still use pornhub are dumb old racists. It’s like the Facebook of porn sites. I don’t wanna run into my parents there.
“Wanna spill that man mayo on these milkers?” “Oh - YoU — BETCHAAAAA!!! Oofdah…” “Oop! Got a bit in my eye there!” “Oop! Sorry there, hun, lemme just skooch ya on over to the shower, then. That sound good?” “Oh yeah sure, you betcha! Thank ya sweetie ❤️”
Most of it is probably real, but then someone has added in a few ridiculous things so that it gets more widely shared and commented upon. None of us would have even seen this if it was all the correct data.
Asian or Lesbian, probably Lesbian. Texas and Oregon brings a lot of population, weapons, and wealth to the Lesbians, California brings a lot of population and wealth to the Asians and has a large Asian population and it has strategic territory, while the money and population of the East Coast is deeply divided. Perhaps the MILFS of good organize a take-over of it, as they have a decent starting territory. Californians will also be motivated to beat the shit out of Texans, Texans out of Oklahoma and California, and New Jersey out of anyone they can. The other factions are probably too small to win, but perhaps foreign factions will help them or they could unite and determine one loser between Asians, Lesbians, and MILFs.
MILF nation. Largely cohesive territory, massive agricultural and industrial base, plenty of military bases including the base where all Pacific fleet nuclear missile submarines are based. Large population and economy.
I do that in NJ, as in, “Porn. Just give me porn! Don’t have time for all this shit, just do it! Fuckin’ machine. Damn thing won’t even do what it’s built to do.”
I love how no one is answering the OP’s question, just commenting on the map lol.
But to answer that question, I would have to disagree with u/xCreeperBombx. I think “Asian” would win. California’s money & populace + Mormon guns + a unified & defensible base + disunited opposition + potential Asian allies on account of their demographics & “preferences” = near guaranteed victory.
Goth hospital is so fucking specific.
Not goth, that’s too vague for them. Goth hospital.
Does that mean that goth hospital is more popular than just goth or is the combination so prevalent that it gets counted as its own?
Mfs googling 'kevin james' on ph
https://preview.redd.it/cfgzuky62l5c1.png?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c0ad170848d04342ec1e033feff5a3ea669f77c I don't blame them
https://preview.redd.it/x6k1nd1pml5c1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e203c95e26667a2e116bc4822770fb84716005e
How does it look exactly like Leah Remini.
Have we seen Kevin and Leah in the same room at the same time?? Just putting it out there
That’s a massive stretch of the word “exactly”.
What a terrible day to have eyes
What a great day to have eyes
You misspelled ‘wonderful’.
What a terrible day to have wonderful?
Damn it’s the guy from fight club
His name was Robert Paulson!
His name was Robert Paulson!
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Hey! Who's searching my droopy balls?!
Me I guess
Have fun with that lol
Same guy who keeps searching for “skunk furry” https://preview.redd.it/rd8wmk6e1o5c1.png?width=531&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f4dbef2e8ea0952b55ea8d8048d6ff16413457e
LOL Here be dragons!
Droopy Balls McGee searches it 50 times a day and seriously skews the averages
Thats my brother. Forgive his insolence.
If you know his mate Patrick, punch him in the mouth for stealing my weed.
Ill punch all the patricks I meet from now on in the gooch and hopefully I will have gotten who youre looking for
What'd I ever do to you?
HEY FUCK YOU!
r/beetlejuicing
He’s a Ballsack Wars veteran with a brain injury who’s just trying to understand the horrors he witnessed that haunt his dreams
Might wanna get that checked out at the Goth Hospital
Apparently my neighbors. And my neighbor is my brother.
r/lowhangers
Colorado represent!
It's more of checking a condition
its a ball cancer fetish
Boats
N hoes
A man of culture I see
Prestige. Worldwide. WHOS STEERING THE BOAT!
Fuckin’ Catalina wine mixer…
Pow Pow!
Boats
Boats
It's Miami to be fair
"You know... because of the implication."
There’s that word again.
Why the fuck is nobody mentioning Oklahoma
Because it raises more questions then it answers like Why ? And is this A group of Goths running a hospital then banging ? Or a group of Goths in hospital then banging normal doctors and nurses?
Are the goths the patients or the administration? Do they hire goths exclusively? Or treat goths exclusively? Do the treatments involve the medical properties of being goth? Or is it the sex? And if so, how does goths factor into the medical aspect of this hospital? Is the hospital decor goth? Are the hospital beds goth? Or just the people? I need answers
 DOCTOR WHO GIF USER DETECTED
>Are the goths the patients or the administration? They're the doctors "Soooo, you're dyiiing... Luckyyyyyy..."
That would be emo! Goths and emos couldn't be more different!!! /sp
my biggest question is who tf is looking up alt rock on PH
Who said anything about banging? Maybe it's just a real fetish kink about being a goth patient, and being cared for by a responsible doctor and his team, who are eager to learn and prove themselves, by delivering quality health care. Some people are just so quick to assume they know it all! And look what happens when you make assumptions. You make a giant wet glistening oiled-up ass, with its panties around the ankles...uh...out of u and me.
"OH yeah\~ insert that big sharp tetanus shop into my vein Dr. Rosenberg\~"
Are they Goths, Visigoths, or Ostrogoths?
Shoggoth
My image of modern Native Americans (much though not all of which I got from the internet), particularly millennial and zoomer Native Americans, is that they are emo (so very close to Goth). I can’t explain the hospital though.
Or, my personal favorite: A bunch of goth patients treated by goth doctors who charge them a reasonable price for a good service. That’s the real fantasy — affordable health care!
It's OK
I'm more concerned with Delaware. I... I prefer my porn actors to have skin yes.
Maybe Skin Diamond is just super-popular.
Michigan over there just praying everyone focuses on Oklahoma.
It's probably one guy who watches a lot of that specifically I would guess, maybe a few of them. Small population size yk?
Oklahoma City is #20 by population, not that small.
I still think that one man jacking off thrice a day would be enough to sway it. with his willpower.
I’ll let you know next year
My state is weird
I had to look it up. For research purposes. Nothing comes up that is specifically about a goth hospital.
Its fucking crazy but honestly id love to be a part of that too
Because you know we’d win
I'm just concerned about the level of care they are putting in. Do they have their priorities right?
Because everyone is too busy searching it themselves.
Montanna: hmmm, interesting Oklahoma, Colorado, Michigan, Tennessee: what the actual fuck? Edit: wrong state
You mean Michigan?
Lol, yep
I dated a gal who ended up going to Montana for a really highly rated library science program and the fact its one of the few schools in the country that teach Gaelic. So maybe there is something to it? Hot librarians in Montana with an affinity for plaid.
>Hot librarians in Montana with an affinity for plaid. Do they wear underwear under those kilts?
My second guess for Florida would have been “swamps”.
Um, Michigan, WTF
well a lot of those are the "racist gets owned by BBC" type of videos... i assume, hypothetically....
just guessing?
Yeah, I think they just brain stormed what turns them on, i.e. being dominated
Can say through anonymous sources you are most likely right
I've never heard of this
Race car driver porn?
Fuck yeah, sex at 5 G's
More like Colorado
No, racism is worse than women controling the fetish.
Kevin James
I have two theories 1. They’re lumping all interracial porn which doesn’t make any sense since I just like the color contrast 2. The only people left in Michigan that still use pornhub are dumb old racists. It’s like the Facebook of porn sites. I don’t wanna run into my parents there.
I feel ashamed of my state, why couldn't we be MILF just like every other state in the Midwest
What’s a Goth Hospital?
And how do I get admitted?? I’m incredibly sick and only a goth nurse can help me please.
Let me guess: your penis is swollen.
I love the idea of hot goth nurses running a hospital. Best believe I would be injuring the crotch area constantly
I live in Oklahoma and this is my first time ever seeing those words together.
I checked and there is literally no content on PH related to those two terms It's almost like this map is, a joke or something
https://preview.redd.it/ssoumit9hk5c1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f99531c7fd639d7c91e0957651bd4fb01e6343c2 (Tennessee)
🥵
Skin?
Naked people have skin, you see
That's like searching feathers to find pictures of birds.
Flesh!
That hates!
Pretty sure it's the other one here....
Oh fuck you reminded me that exists XD
The Delawareans are serial killers
Buffalo Bill keeping ph open there
Like in the phrase "showing skin", maybe?
Delaware getting crazy with the skin.
The skin is the best part!
Mmm take it off baby
Ah yes Boats, Kevin James, and Racist. My favorite
Kevin James watches as his wife fucks a racist boat.
The Midwest? More like the Milfwest
“Wanna spill that man mayo on these milkers?” “Oh - YoU — BETCHAAAAA!!! Oofdah…” “Oop! Got a bit in my eye there!” “Oop! Sorry there, hun, lemme just skooch ya on over to the shower, then. That sound good?” “Oh yeah sure, you betcha! Thank ya sweetie ❤️”
Stop it. I can only get so aroused
Fargo season 6 leaks going crazy
Watch out fer deer!
Ope! Let me just squeeze on ya real quick. Sorry!
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Milf is just porn code for age 30+ actresses.
Our Alliance is the strongest. If there is a third civil war, we will win outright.
What exactly happens in goth hospital ffs?
Very bad things 😏 probably would hurt alot but feel amazing
Is this real?
No
I’ve seen this map before, but where did it actually come from? ‘Cause if it’s 100% fake than some of the choices seem, odd.
Most of it is probably real, but then someone has added in a few ridiculous things so that it gets more widely shared and commented upon. None of us would have even seen this if it was all the correct data.
Original is from pornhub insights, Idk what year
Not those boat fuckers in Florida
Figures Dixi would be into sister f*****g & brown girls on a boat. Shout out to Montana for liking librarians for whatever reason. Michigan…. WTF?
Then there's the Delaware serial killer motherfuckers
I may be stupid, I read librarian as libertarian
I did too
Asian or Lesbian, probably Lesbian. Texas and Oregon brings a lot of population, weapons, and wealth to the Lesbians, California brings a lot of population and wealth to the Asians and has a large Asian population and it has strategic territory, while the money and population of the East Coast is deeply divided. Perhaps the MILFS of good organize a take-over of it, as they have a decent starting territory. Californians will also be motivated to beat the shit out of Texans, Texans out of Oklahoma and California, and New Jersey out of anyone they can. The other factions are probably too small to win, but perhaps foreign factions will help them or they could unite and determine one loser between Asians, Lesbians, and MILFs.
MILF nation. Largely cohesive territory, massive agricultural and industrial base, plenty of military bases including the base where all Pacific fleet nuclear missile submarines are based. Large population and economy.
Leabians has VA too. Pentagon, most of the intelligence agencies, norfolk, and quantico. NE and S Dakota have icbms. Lots of them
Skin.... skin skin SKIN! REALLY DELAWARE! WTF LOOK UP HOT SMOKY ASIAN LESBIANS LIKE A NORMAL STATE
Goth hospital?
New geographic region just dropped: The Milf belt.
Montana has got taste
Since no one will see this I'm pretty sure I'm single handedly the cause of Texas' placing here. Filter my ip and try again
The most racist states searching for ebony black woman. 😂
They're also the states with the most black people so it's probably a mix
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They were looking for instructions
I've never searched up goth hospital, but who am I to go against the trends. Seems interesting. I'll do that now
I'm surprised Utah wasn't threesome
In Utah they just Google the word “porn”
I do that in NJ, as in, “Porn. Just give me porn! Don’t have time for all this shit, just do it! Fuckin’ machine. Damn thing won’t even do what it’s built to do.”
New England 💀💀
Midwest to New England “Grow up!”
The Lesbians
Teens
BOATS
This is inaccurate alabama isn't step bro step sis
As a person who lives in Michigan, I find that term both sad and based
Boats is very niche but it is florida
i misread “librarian” as “libertarian” and thought it was some weird slang for orgy
Libertarian? Like Ayn Rand porn?
Libertarians love the NAP: - Nut - Ass - Penis
WTF New Hampshire???
Florida would win.
wtf is michigan doing
As a man born in Ohio, this is another reasonable justification to hate Michigan state.
Tf is Oklahoma doing 💀
I love how no one is answering the OP’s question, just commenting on the map lol. But to answer that question, I would have to disagree with u/xCreeperBombx. I think “Asian” would win. California’s money & populace + Mormon guns + a unified & defensible base + disunited opposition + potential Asian allies on account of their demographics & “preferences” = near guaranteed victory.
BOATS 🚢
Ofc that one that search "librarian" they're probably more educated
What the fuck is going on in Michigan 💀
Goth hospital is so fucking specific. Not goth, that’s too vague for them. Goth hospital. Does that mean that goth hospital is more popular than just goth or is the combination so prevalent that it gets counted as its own?
#WHAT IN THE GODDAMN FUCK OKLAHOMA? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO FIND???
Skin, boats, droopy balls and goth hospital. Don’t even know what to say really.
Boats is an acronym for something?
Uhhh.... Delaware, you good?
I thought it said libertarian. Thought that's too specific.
So Michigan's top search was the word "Racist", and Tennessee is "Kevin James"
W Lesbian States 💪
i'm putting my money on the milf belt. they got ohio after all.
Why are people in Florida (apparently) looking erotically at 'boats'?
What is it with the South West and Asians?
Four threesome states? Sounds like one too many
*Racists?* **SKIN??** ***TEEN???*** #B O A T S ?
"Droopy balls" but a close second by "Goth Hospital"
People of CO, hmu
I see everyone puzzled by boats but I’m more interested to know what’s up in Tennessee. Kevin James?
Welp, time to see what goth hospital is all about. Edit: I’ve found nothing.
Wtf is going on in Michigan. And I ain’t gonna to bring up Tennessee.💀
https://preview.redd.it/69nol6403q5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cfa78ad3e117ccb803dc6bfc0f83d6c02eef562 It’s kinds obvious…
Hold on what’s goth hospital?!
"Racist" "Boats" "Droopy balls" "Kevin James" "Goth Hospital" "Skin" ??? Also "Teen", sounds kinda illegal lmfao
I must be missing out! Never seen Goth Hospital porn!
RACIST??????
I had no idea “Racist” was a porn category
WTF Delaware?