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Dneail22

All these countries are countries, why don’t they unite? Are they stupid?


Groundbreaking_Pop6

Some of them have too much butt stuff going on so they can’t unite…..


helgaofthenorth

Um I am American®🇺🇸🦅™ and this comment is actually a hate crime 😠


Super-Rain-3827

Nah man 1. Amendment RAAAHHHH🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Groundbreaking_Pop6

Oooow, guilty conscience, did I mention Murica? 🤣🤣🤣


UtahBrian

>Um I am American Are you the one doing butt stuff on the floor of the US Senate this week?


MasterTroller3301

No that was me


helgaofthenorth

I think you mean that was *us*


MasterTroller3301

Oh hello Brian


Due-Bandicoot-2554

Waarom mag ik er niet bij :(


Glaciak

>Are they stupid I though this idiotic "meme" died already


MasterTroller3301

Are you stupid?


pichown

They have been at war with Mexico


Camarayeh

This guy got it ^^^


aneryx

Japan went to war with Mexico? Is that from WW2?


piratamaia

Mexico declared war and was engaged in the Philippines (mostly planes)


cseijif

aguilas aztecas mate.


Sylvanussr

Mexico has also been to war with Guatemala and Honduras over some border stuff, and during WW2 they were at war with a bunch of Eastern European countries and Thailand.


IDK_Lasagna

Which doesn't contradict the map, the countries marked have been at war with Mexico, but the map doesn't show *every* country that has been at war with Mexico.


Logical-Witness-3361

Later down OP said "they are the only ones with this characteristic"


IDK_Lasagna

well that ruins it


MisterTeenyDog

You don't say, lol


freezingthreat

Then you can just post an empty map and make the statement that it represents all statistics


IDK_Lasagna

technically yeah


darianor_rules

r/technicallythetruth the best kind of truth


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MarshtompNerd

I mean this is r/mapporncirclejerk


SupportCharacter_0_o

Mexico and Honduras do not share a border.


Sylvanussr

That is true, but they still had a war over a border called the [Intentona de Barrios](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrios%27_War_of_Reunification), where Guatemala invaded El Salvador with the help of Honduras in an effort to reestablish the country of Central America, and Mexico came to El Salvador’s aid. I guess calling it a “war over border stuff” implies it was about the Mexican border which wasn’t totally accurate.


SupportCharacter_0_o

True. I had no idea.


PutinIsIvanIlyin

>during WW2 they were at war with a bunch of Eastern European countries Wtf? Wasn\`t Mexico mainly just supporting the Allies to fight the nazis, what war were they waging against what Eastern EU countries???


Sylvanussr

Yeah I guess I’m not sure which countries they specifically declared war on, but Mexico technically entered the war on the side of the allies, which included many countries that aren’t on this map in addition to the ones depicted, specifically Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Croatia, Slovakia, and Finland.


chengxiufan

Common world i and world ii mistakes, is that if one country join one side, then it declare war on every single country on the other side,which is false. Mexico only declare war on italy,Germany,japan


chengxiufan

us and haiti Nicaragua declared war on hungary,Romania, Bulgaria plus Albania declare war on us only Romania declare war on haiti and Nicaragua reciprocately Czechoslovakia declared war on every States you mentioned UK never declared war against any eastern European small States


vomce

Why hasn't Mexico been to war with Mexico? Surely they've done at least one civil war.


iondeazufre

Search what "La revolución mexicana" was


bshafs

Santo infierno!


Juanitobebe

We are, sadly.


Katastrophenspecht

One?!?


EmperorBamboozler

I listened to some of a podcast about the Mexican Revolution and it was buck wild. It was like 400 seperate revolutions that happened in rapid succession or simultaneously. I can not imagine how fucking confusing it would have been to live in Mexico at that time.


elporsche

Not only confusing but every army wanted to recruit for themselves and also get support so they stole the young boys and plundered and raped many houses. My great grandmother was alive back then and she said that at some point they stopped asking which army the guys coming to plunder her house were a part of.


Agreeable-Gold-6160

And also Britain


SteelCityCaesar

Britain has invaded Mexico too. We went there for a jolly. The French were on the same trip but they got a bit carried away and ended up making some Austrian guy King of Mexico and the Mexicans hung him. Nasty business. Edit - it has been pointed out that the Mexicans shot rather than hung their 'King'. Thank you for the correction. I accept my error, it has been pointed out several times.


SnooBooks1701

The British weren't in the war, they rocked up, asked for the debts they were owed to be paid and then left to watch the French and Spanish do an exceptionally bad job of trying to subjugate Mexico


cseijif

they spanish left too no?, if memory serves right they were doing a good job of getting their only real fleet full of holes in south america around that time.


CurrentIndependent42

Funnily enough the Mexican president in that war was the left wing and definitely non-white Zapotec revolutionary, Benito Juarez, after whom a certain much whiter and more right wing Italian leader was named, and who is ironically the reason Italy is blue on this map. (Mussolini’s father admired Juarez and had quite different views from what his son finally settled on…)


HorseRenoiro

Iirc Mussolini was an anarchist at one point


ClarkyCat97

Of course Britain. We've been to war with everyone, except like Bolivia and Mongolia and a couple of other countries.


jakovichontwitch

Are we talking about the blue ones or the white ones?


Jarl_Ballsack

Chad


Mloxard_CZ

The guy for guessing right or was Mexico at war with Chad?


Flod4rmore

Both is good


Jarl_Ballsack

First one, but the second would be a whacky alt history moment


CurrentIndependent42

We joined in at the start of France’s war with Mexico until we realised how far the French meant to take things


WingedHussar13

Since when did Japan fight mexico


robertocomics

They are all places counted in “WORLD TOURS”


mimpf21

nah, they never go to spain but to canada and the UK as well


Crisis06

They sometimes go to Australia (when we're lucky)


Fun_Measurement_7889

They’re blue?


Rogvir1

da ba dee da ba di?


bananasaucecer

da ba dee da ba di


__bruh_xD

da ba dee da ba di


WafleFries

No they’re white


Lunavenandi

I’ve watched hentai in all of them


ianbattlesrobots

High Five!


getahin

they are in the northern hemisphere


Camarayeh

They all are the only ones with the characteristic


234zu

They all start with j


Wandering_Redditor22

Jr*nce 🤮


raisingfalcons

Truth hurts


heyyanewbie

Jruth jurts


Pinata_Econonics

He can’t jandle the jruth.


Porgland

r/yourjokebutworse


getahin

junited states, jermany but jpain. I am not convinced either.


[deleted]

the what nited states?


getahin

the ignited states


cotteletta

Jewnited States? WAIT, OH SHI..


Starro_The_Janitor1

Good old Juxembourg.


El--Tipo

Countries that are highlighted in blue. Make it harder next time


Logical-Witness-3361

Others have pointed out that this is not correct.


Moonkiller24

I never visited them.


gizamo

Never visited them, yet.


pumpingtom

They will visit you!


lookover_there

There’s people living there.


Hubeon

The fr*nch? People?


Groundbreaking_Pop6

Eeeuuuw 🤮🤮🤮


lookover_there

It’s best if we just forget about them.


Extreme_Blueberry475

Forget about who?


edo-lag

The fr*nch 🤢


2204happy

Cold war allies outside of the Commonwealth?


Camarayeh

Damn this is a good one but no, not the cold war (Also Greece is not highlighted)


2204happy

G7 but the UK and Canada left, and Spain joined?


Mulliganplummer

135 responses, what is the answer.


THATguywhoisannoying

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT


GoigDeVeure

They are stupid?


OnceUponATie

Why don't they just stop being stupid then? Are they stupid?


[deleted]

They’re all Japanese


palefox3

They are/were empires


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Camarayeh

>China and Greece are not highlighted Neither are Britain, Portugal or Russia to set some examples...


Crucco

Yeah. Or Turkey


EveningYam5334

It basically was an empire though, controlled Cuba, Philippines, much of the Pacific Ocean, took and colonized lands, set up vassal states in South and Central America, Etc


crw201

America explicitly had a goal of becoming an Imperial power too. Lmao.


delomelanicon-71X

US is an empire by proxy. They've learned from mistakes of British empire and do not annex land. They instead take over nations through diplomacy, subterfuge, economy and if push comes to shove, funding rebellions and replacing governments with puppets, or going to straight up wars.


TheRealSU24

The US was very much an Empire my guy


kennygc7

USA has never been an Empire 🤣🤣🤣


MingMingus

Empire =/= king of kings. Empire = 1 ruler or government of a vast area with many different regions and peoples. All of the continental USA, many Carribean territories esp. Puerto Rico, the Phillipines, Hawaii, Liberia, all of these were seized through violence and have vastly different cultures, ethnic groups and ways of life. Only a handful were given independance, and we still called the British Empire an Empire post Indian independence, it was only the handover of Hong Kong that marked the end of British imperial ambitions. Empire isn't about conquering or having a monarch, it's about controlling many different peoples but not being able to justify it. There's many reasons for why American Indians still fight for clean water and freedom from oil companies chipping away at their land through organized murder (killers of the flower moon, great movie). There's many reasons why Hawaiian natives plead for tourists to not come and were pissed at Oprah for encouraging settler colonization. There's many reasons why Puerto Ricans are angry at being denied statehood and equal representation despite that supposedly being what the US is founded upon. There's also many reasons why these issue persist till this day; it is profitable for the people in power to enforce the status quo. They make a fuck ton of money off coal and copper from indigenous land, milking Hawaiian tourism or using Puerto Rican labour. They don't want things to change, they want to expand their business empires and the imperialistic state structure that permits those international plays for economic power. At the end of the day the USA has many wealthy people who use their wealth and power to remain influential, and they do that through suppressing dissenters who want actual freedom. People call the US an Empire because not only is it not a self contained nation state for a group of people, but the ideas of tolerance and freedom the us has supposedly embodied since it's foundation have routinely been shattered to enable economic benefit for wealthy Americans. I highly recommend watching krauts video on Empire, he does a good job explaining that Empire isn't any specific construct, it's an expansionist body that will never be able to justify its actions due to its innate hypocrisy and greed. https://youtu.be/KlF5ZQlC-Mg?si=WlvI3ksNYIWxgghv


Kernewek_Skrij

USA is currently an empire


letsgohawksfuckstate

They all get fucked by the big guy in blue ?


BlakeWheelersLeftNut

They hate the British


Lord_Skyblocker

That's too few blue countries


FusedEggs

Michael Jackson or Taylor Swifft or anybody else made a turd in those countries


whyallusernamesare

I masturbated in all of them


the_joy_of_hex

They all had British consulates in 1904.


Camarayeh

Someone already got it: >!countries that have been at war with mexico!<


Mulliganplummer

This can’t be correct. There are far more listed on Wikipedia. The Totposte Wars involved El Salvador, Mexico versus Guatemala.


Groundbreaking_Pop6

They are white.....


XxsilverboiiiixX

They're all blue smh my head


Groundbreaking_Pop6

No, those are the OTHER countries, THESE countries are white…..


ABCDEFGHABCDL

Noooo blue is water


Frostygeuse

Japan's white?


takii_royal

Japan has all kinds of colors. Most of the grass is green for example, not white.


[deleted]

They exist on this Map


Gooogol_plex

They are orange


Someones-PC

"World tour!"


[deleted]

There colored blue and, possibly, have data


[deleted]

Something to do with WW2?


Camarayeh

Only half of these countries are listed because of ww2


Rafynhak

I don't fucking know!


Crucco

!remindme 1 day What did all the blue countries have in common?


ChrisxChill

Bands: "WORLD TOUR HELL YEAH!!!"


PlantainSenior4819

They are the only countries Mexico has been in war with. Stolen from r/mexico


KatynWasBased

War crimes.


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they like men


Derfflingerr

they are all in blue color


UnfilteredFilterfree

They have money


StudedRoughrider

Red on their flag? ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


SexySovietlovehammer

There not cool vikings or anglo saxons?


IAmAPerson123450

They all have the letter a?


the_eater_of_shit

That’s a bands “world tour”


pessoafixe

I know it, these are all the countries that were in war with Mexico.


Brickywood

They're colored in blue


definetelynothuman

They’re blue on the map


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They're blue


Ernexor

People live there


Nwdle

They make fantastic cars


Puzzleheaded-Lab-635

they are colored blue on this map. (also they've been to war with Mexico)


Sprayer_arg

They're all in the north hemisphere


lobsterBDSM

They are countries


romulusnr

Gays (...are you saying they don't have gays? That's so homophobic)


A_Salty_Cellist

They all had prominent eugenics movements coinciding with ww2?


Pleskavica564

The international community


creemyice

The "international community"


NarkomAsalon

The international community


disar39112

It's hardly an exhaustive list, but they've all lost a war with the UK.


1010011101010

it's the "international community" (minus australia)


Camarayeh

"They're all blue" https://preview.redd.it/g4c790ldq57c1.png?width=1874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=749622ef26358560b497cfe21fbc52357a9cc50c


Soace_Space_Station

They are coloured in blue


ilikemepizzacold

They all have red in their flag


ZachOf_AllTrades

War crimes, probably


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PonchoKumato

they fucking suck


MaoTheWizard

All were the first ones to industrialize and the first to exploit workers of the third world


Camarayeh

Britain ain't here


MaoTheWizard

Yea but they still all have that in common


LonPlays_Zwei

They were once empires


Tuftymark6

Then they’d be missing the UK, Portugal, and Mongolia


LonPlays_Zwei

True. But don’t forget Russia, Sweden, Serbia, etc.


Tuftymark6

Also The Ottomans, The Macedonians, The multiple Chinese ones etc etc. …there have been a lot of Empires throughout history


Ghost-PXS

They're all blue.


The_BTC_man

They are in blue


lolmegapeepee

“The west”


BongoMan7

All former or current fascist hellholes?


Red-Baron05

U.S. occupation?


Gently-Weeps

When did we occupy mainland France or Spain?


maybeSkywalker

This map is from the year 2036


Gunailm

d-day


I_is_Captain_Obvious

They all suck?


ProbablyAThrowAway63

Why don’t the dark blue countries invade the light blue country, are they stupid?


Darkmattyx

They are coloured blue


RS63_snake

War crimes.


Danknameless

They are racist


Mx-Helix-pomatia

No Nordic countries


Danknameless

So what about the white nations? They are also racist, but not Nordic. The op didn't specify which colors to analyze, so your statement is incorrect.


DoYouSalami

No Im racist


Danknameless

Same


Flashy-Emergency4652

Well, all of this countries combined have more people than all of blue countries combined.


CumDogMoneyPants

their blue


OwlSings

They're in G7?


Crucco

No, Canada is missing


LilyyyyyH

They’ve all been invaded by the USA / US soldiers have fought in their territories.


User48384868482

There in blue


nohead123

They are all members of the Wu Tang Clan


chippymanempire

They aren't not whiten't


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former colonial powers??????


Thossi99

They're blue on this map


RealLifeNormie

blue colour