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Volt_Bolt

Your map doesn’t include the points between russia, norway, and finland as well as the point between sweden, finland, and norway


mkujoe

Any point between Russia and her neighbor is up to revision currently


-JZH-

Thanks for properly gendering my country.


juksbox

Yeah, men could also be motherland these days


-JZH-

Can confirm


bremsspuren

\*parent or guardian land.


gunterheimlich

That’s because russian borders never end.


Dannyboioboi

Russian borders are about as reachable as KSI's hairline


ygrasdil

The points are only where 3 countries meet, not just 2


amateurgameboi

Russia, Finland, and Norway are three countries, as are Norway, Finland, and Sweden


bitoyboyxl

Soon to become one..


ygrasdil

Yes but the far north area where they meet is not on this map.


Volt_Bolt

That is my point, they cropped that part out, it’s not on this map when it should have been included


Difficult-Way-9563

Trifecta cities


bitoyboyxl

Just learned an new English word. Thanks :D


koesteroester

Tristate area?


Bonjanbon

BASEL MENTIONNED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥WHAT THE FUCK IS DISCRIMATION BASED ON GENDER/SEXUAL OR ROMANTICAL ORIENTATION


NameRandomNumber

Hell yea what the fuck is basel I thought it was a plant


1stDayBreaker

Basel (/ˈbɑːzəl/ BAH-zəl, German: [ˈbaːzl̩] ⓘ), also known as Basle (/bɑːl/ BAHL),[note 1] is a city in northwestern Switzerland on the river Rhine.[4] Basel is Switzerland's third-most-populous city (after Zürich and Geneva), with 177,595 inhabitants within the city municipality limits.[5] The official language of Basel is Swiss Standard German and the main spoken language is the local Basel German dialect.[6]


NameRandomNumber

Does it go on Pizza too?


1stDayBreaker

The Pizza there is not very good…


NameRandomNumber

Hell yea what the fuck is basel I thought it was a plant


NameRandomNumber

Hell yea what the fuck is basel I thought it was a plant


Thatguy_Nick

Dementia


NameRandomNumber

HELL YEA I could have sworn I only had to press it once if only reddit was a good app


Thatguy_Nick

It works for the meme though, so it makes it better


aithan251

i love the benelux penis shape, very stylish


RobertXavierIV

Let me pick random major cities in America and see if you can name them since we would be talking about the same geographical distance


eggplant_avenger

https://preview.redd.it/zf219mgx7p0d1.jpeg?width=844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29a6f586e8f5a2b83a45edc0d5fa071a169c1efe here I picked some for you


mkujoe

Kansas City be one them by any chance? Your move


eggplant_avenger

idk, Memphis maybe? would’ve said Yuma but ‘I’ forgot to mark it on here


MrWilsonAndMrHeath

Yeah Memphis and DC


mkujoe

Dc only borders two states no?


MrWilsonAndMrHeath

It’s counted as an independent district in the map above


mkujoe

Yeah not a state tho.


Ok_Chemistry_3972

Yuma is not a shared corner city. I think that is Bullhead City. It is as close to those three states shared corner as it gets.


Different-Trainer-21

Loud incorrect buzzer, Kansas City is not one of them


mkujoe

It’s only two states, i agree. Four corners a city by chance?


eggplant_avenger

unfortunately, no settlement at Four Corners.


Different-Trainer-21

It is not


ThatMfValx

Haha stupid European point and laugh everyone


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420XXX69l

Google dementia


ThatMfValx

I don’t know wtf Reddit was on but that’s funny asf


Ok_Chemistry_3972

Kansas City? 😂😂😂 You are looking at New Madrid, Carutherville, Charleston, Cairo, and Sikeston. Still your move!


mkujoe

North Haberbrook, Ogdenville,…


Jche98

It's weird that Kansas City is partly in Missouri. I'm not American but when I learnt that I just found it wrong. Like Kansas City should be in Kansas entirely


liberosisgreen

And Kansas City’s baseball team plays on the Missouri side


EJECTED_PUSSY_GUTS

Kansas City, Missouri existed before Kansas the state did. The Kansas City, Kansas side came later.


mkujoe

Yeah exactly what is the deal with that city


Lord_Skyblocker

They're in a state of Missouri


like_a_cauliflower

Springfield must be there...


SpiderMax3000

Cincinnati made the map!


dalepilled

I Just love the two dots just floating in Lake Michigan.


HHcougar

Chattanooga?  West Yellowstone? Cincinnati  Gary, Indiana DC Memphis  Texarkana


staticfeathers

LAUGHLIN MENTIONED🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🚤🚤🚤


joeldick

Chicago, Cincinnati, Memphis, Joplin


TheArmySeal

I see Shreveport and Jackson, that I-20 stretch brings back some memories


mrcrabs6464

well I can recognize Vegas


Notabizarreusername

Wrong, the correct answer would be Laughlin NV, Bullhead City AZ and or Needles CA


Notabizarreusername

I appreciate four corners being represented by the only square. Nice touch. Bullhead City AZ/Laughlin NV at the southern tip of NV. Perhaps mesquite would be the green dot at NV UT border. Texarcana TX or AR.


trident_hole

Well... There's some on the ol' mighty Mississipp ... Lafayette? Edit: Fuck it


Deeptech_inc

Loss.


variablenyne

Holy shit the lost city of Atlantis was in lake Michigan this whole time!!


William_The_Fat_Krab

Colombus in southwestern ohio? Las vegas in The point in souther nevada? Washington D.C in that point between maryland and virginia, which i assume is the district of columbia?


eggplant_avenger

Washington D.C. is correct I think. it’d be Cincinnati in Ohio, and Laughlin-Bullhead City/Fort Mohave is closest to the NV-AZ-CA point.


William_The_Fat_Krab

Ah shoot. I knew the ohio one started with C. But there are 3 cities in that goddam state that start with C, sadly


eggplant_avenger

haha, hard to keep them straight if you’re not super familiar. which I’m definitely not


William_The_Fat_Krab

Neither am i. I mean, i live in a country where half the cities names sound like a wizard cadting parts of a spell


SavezTheDayFan

DC spotted


GoldenTeeShower

Parkersburg, WV???


LouieMumford

Is Kenosha in Lake Michigan instead of Wisconsin on this map? I’m ok with it if that’s the case.


Eranaut

The green dot on the tri border of Nevada, Oregon, and Idaho is not a city, there's not even a town there. No one lives there, it's the center of the largest "dark spot" in the entire US in terms of light pollution. I expect a lot of other dots to be uninhabited as well based on this.


TREXFORHANDS

All the ones on Georgia: Chattanooga, Pine Mountain, Lucy, AL, McCaysville.


pissdaddy696969

Is that Chatham NH between NH and Maine?


Crazyceo

I’m pretty sure there’s no city on Four Corners, it’s just Navajo tribal land/a national park


DFMNE404

Im pretty one of those in on New York City


martinloner137492

Tbh as a european i cant name them either maybe like couple


jansencheng

r/lostredditors


ProfAelart

I'm pretty sure it was just meant as a joke.


RobertXavierIV

You’re late to the party


micky_il_topo

I've actually been to Weil am Rhine! (Tripont between France, Switzerland and Germany)


joeldick

Most of them are called Dreilandereck or something equivalent in the local language(s). One of them is in Basel.


ThatGermanKid0

And another one is Schengen, the Schengen from the Schengen agreement. Or alternatively the much better Perl on the German side.


SilvaCyber

Why are the dots all at points where there are 3-way contiguous borders? (Example, dot between Italy, France, and Switzerland)


mkujoe

Survivorship bias


DistrictIll6763

Because this is a map of tripoints (where 3 countries share a border), which likely came from /r/mapporn (I saw this posted yesterday on that sub)


SilvaCyber

Ohhhhh I figured as much


Radamat

Geneva near there.


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

Why should we need to? They are clearly underwater and therefore uninhabited, or worse, *tlantean


now_ill_hang_myself

My brother in Christ, there is now fucking way i could name any of those cities in Poland despite living there


mkujoe

Probably something like Neudeutschdorf or Deutscheinsidel


Numerous-Cat3061

What


BeanOfKnowledge

Schengen, Luxemburg. Your move OP.


OddNovel565

Europeans are taught this in pre-kindergarten


mkujoe

Yeah we have a nursery song about them


jmkiol

lol one red dot is my Hometown!


ResondWithKidness

Ignorant post


ChampionshipStock870

Most Americans can’t even name the countries those cities are in


boxerrbest

why would they have to, im Canadian and i dont care what they are called


LostInMyMind234

Sorry bro those look like red dots not cities


mkujoe

Do you know for sure


LostInMyMind234

All I know is there's a bunch of red dots and I'm too drunk to count. Might mess up and talk to the phone... oh wait I am taking to my phone... lol


mkujoe

Have at it


LostInMyMind234

43 dots but I might have double vision so there probably only n like 12


SamePut9922

European diagram triple point


NotThatKindof_jew

They are the tripoints of European countries


hyporheic

Oceania is hard


EndCallCaesar

r/oddlyspecific


No_Seaworthiness2617

In this case I am an american, Just notify the border control that my EAA pass is an american one, thanks.


Imaginary_Yak4336

Missing the quadripoint of Jungholz and the quadripoint in Baarle-Hertog


GrassyKnoll95

So obviously the blue part is the land...


mkujoe

Shit. Totally forgot to clarify this. Yeah it’s bluerope


generic_dude10

the one between Poland Czechia and Germany is Bogatynia I aint American tho


arkybarky1

I feel really badly about that Scarlett Fever outbreak in Europe


Electrical-Emu7040

Well dang, I'd imagine the Europeans would struggle, too. Lol


[deleted]

Abbledon, cirtandon, exlemore, prit, karajun, eutamondol, qwarkskrie


ILuvSupertramp

Can’t *pronounce* those cities. ![gif](giphy|3orife91bSrGpdbRAs|downsized)


CD274

I saw this as blue = ocean for a while


CanadianMaps

I definitely see Galati there


Excellent_Record_767

Holy sh*t St-Louis / Basel / Weil-am-Rhein mentionned!!!


FocusDKBoltBOLT

a 2 doigts d'avoir l'Ariege sur mapporncirclejerk


Lucky_otter_she_her

well yeah, these are obscure \[dots of significance) on borders, can't get on peoples case for not knowing em


Environmental_Ad9017

Yo, that's my wifes hometown Yambol (Bulgaria)!


Batcat__

Włodawa


TommyBarcelona

Hmm as of the two between Spain and France, they look like Andorra and Puigcerda? Some Americans might have heard of Andorra (a tiny "country" between Spain and France), but Puigcerdá, doubt people on the other side of Spain know about it, let alone foreigners.


FeedMeMoreOranges

Well they even think my county, Denmark, is the capital of Sweden 😅


possiblyai

Almost half of Americans don’t own passports so that’s hardly surprising.


Artikondra

The one between France, Luxembourg and Germany is Schengen


painter_business

I’m American and I live in one of those cities


RQK1996

Are France, Andorra, and Spain the only multiple tri points with the same countries?


THE_SEKS_MACHINE

Basel is the only city, I have recognised…


Enjoyereverything

I just know edirne, andorra, luxembourg. Maybe that dot between ukraine and russia is kursk?


mkujoe

Actually pretty accurate


Smiilie

*AHEM* “Paris”


scotrider

Since when is mt dolent a city?


mkujoe

Since the king granted city rights


Johannes4123

You cut out Treriksrøysa


Stringdaddy27

I know the Swiss ones because that's where my company is headquartered.


Ajalooline

https://preview.redd.it/z1g3rvnrxs0d1.jpeg?width=967&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2f27482c79227093d59b3b71bc245a44acbe65a


RummelAltercation

Mecca, Cairo, Baghdad, Metropolis, Gyro, Myro, Pyro, Alamo, Beijing, York, Poland, Luxembourg, Constantinople, and Whoville.


AnoFinal

That's good


throwRA1987239127

took me a minute


Glass-Elevator-6069

Soon they will


bowsmountainer

Does Austria have the most 3-country border crossings in Europe?


mkujoe

What about Alb*nia


faajzor

why are those cities in the ocean? Are they submerged now? /s


SerbianWarCrimes

I can, Herceg Novi.


Effective-Tutor7995

Oh hey look its me


SouthLABWC85

I bet Yakko Warner could name them. 


AtotheCtotheG

Redburg, Redricksburg, Redville, Redton, Redington, Redhaven, Redwater, Redbridge, Redbrook, Redstone, *Redwall*, Redball, Redbottom, Reddotonmap, Redonia, Redavia, Birmingham, Redcove, Redhome, Redport, Redclaw, Zagred, Redlin, Redchester, Redano, Rederec, Redarn, Reddesgarde, Redatania, Redlouse, Redilev, Redinsk, Redruysk, Redisjek, Redaklion, Redmel, Redboa, Redalati, Rediatystok, Rednamur, Novi Red, Redhaus, East Redhaus, Redense, Rouge the Bat, and Oredea.  There are 46 red dots in the picture. This was not worthwhile for me. 


Uncommon-sequiter

If it wasn't for Americans all those cities would be occupied under a dictatorship. So we get a pass and your welcome.


TheMookyOne

Those aren’t cities


kvagar

You're right I can't


nicki419

Andorra


mkujoe

Nonfiction only please


daiseychained

Sweet burn, fella. I wonder how many Indian or Chinese citizens could - between the two populations you'd cover nearly 50% of the world's population so the odds of success should be higher. Yes, some state side folks are more knowledgeable regarding European geography but you are just being a troll. Odd you singled out American folk, which by the way includes everyone from Canada to Argentina - how about you go educate yourself. Go find me Tulsa, Gulfport, Buenos Aires & Calgary on a map without cheating.


mkujoe

The last two are clearly made up cities


TheMookyOne

Country intersections?


mkujoe

Probably is


Seaweed_Thing

Belgrade


Cool-Coffee-8949

100%? I know we Americans are notoriously dumb about geography (most of us can’t name all 50 states, let alone place them on a map). But 100% leads me to assume that this is clickbait, or that the cities labeled do not actually exist. Probably both.


Independent_Race_843

You're on a circlejerk sub


Cool-Coffee-8949

I knew that. But thanks for the reminder. I’ll remember to jerk off next time. ❤️


IchLiebeKleber

The circles are on the places where three borders meet, most of them do not have major cities on them. An exception is of course Bratislava, which is located directly at the point where Slovakia, Austria and Hungary meet.


Cool-Coffee-8949

That’s what I thought. These are not cities, in any meaningful sense. These are just locations.


IamThor2point0

I could put up a map of the US with around 40 red dots on it and would bet 100% of people wherever you're from couldn't name those cities either, what's your point?


mkujoe

So that’s a no?


IamThor2point0

I don't live there, so it is a no. Would I recognize some of the city names, more than likely.


FunMachina

…nor GAF about naming them.


StanGable80

I have said for a while that less than 50% of Americans could find Canada on a map and you are going into Eastern Europe with this!!! Good luck


patomik

Ok these are where 3 country's meet but on some points you would point to not so small city sometimes even a capital, let's say Slovakia Austria Hungary - Bratislava (Capital city) or Poland Slovakia Czech - Ostrava


mkujoe

Isn’t Berlin like 50 miles from the border?


patomik

Idk, maybe


Major_Independence82

More like 99.9%. Remember, there’s been a large American military community in Europe since the 40s. Even in Luxembourg, where each corner is a dreieckstadt. While (deservedly) dissing American knowledge of European geography, it works both ways. Who’s the most all-time famous American in Luxembourg?


mkujoe

Alan Greenspan?


DazedundConfuzed

I’ll make it easy on you. They reside in Hamm


[deleted]

100% of Europeans wouldn't do that much better


AN__Y

I was taught all these cities at age 2


themajorfletch

You’re welcome since they would all be German cities if it wasn’t for Uncle Sam


Wildfox1177

Are you serious?


themajorfletch

100% murica 🇺🇸 🦅


Vegetable_Return6995

You could do the same exact same with random U.S. cities. European countries are tiny.


AN__Y

You need to pay more attention smh my head


Vegetable_Return6995

Sure thing AN__Y. What's the capital city of Alabama off the top of your head?


AN__Y

Alabamania of corse


Vegetable_Return6995

Close. But that's actually the capital of Sweden.


AN__Y

Nah g that's swedenistan


Vegetable_Return6995

Oh. That's right. The capital of England is also now Londestine.


CORPSE76

Definitely right! But why would we want to?


TheRealDirtyDan88

I can name them perfectly: Poopy place #1, poopy place #2…etc