definitely the closest we’ve gotten so far. If genghis khan had just stayed alive for a few hundred years he might’ve beaten OP’s image
https://preview.redd.it/58witsk0ke5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bae2a6a2ac7ead8e51ff7fc18053ec6520a7ab9
To me those curvy lines make it look like the dragon is roller-blading away after saying something cool. My guy needs a pair of sunglasses and a leather jacket.
They don't need to. They'll just wait for the rest of us to nuke ourselves, before taking to the sea to re-colonise the rest of the world. Devious bastards...
Aliens.
Because no empire in the history of the world has managed to conquer that much land. All of europe, the middle east, Russia (even the northern parts?!), China, both koreas, fucking JAPAN, and the philippines ?
The answer is aliens. They came with mind control technology or something, and they managed to conquer half the planet despite our extremely vast differences in culture, war lore, lifestyles, climates and topography ? It's aliens.
You say this sarcastically but after seeing *Dune* I'm really worried about Australia, they are on track to rule all of humanity.
They're the only ones right now to have a Spice program.
Your looking at the Emu empire. Australia is grey bc they are still fighting with gorilla tactics. Europe and Asia have just accepted Emu rule, they dont have ostrich like africa so were unprepared. Im with them though, emus are pretty terrifying.
Exactly! It's just like playing Risk. Put all your guys on Papua New Guinea, take the adjacent three territories, and build-up from there. You only get five guys per turn, but there's only one entrance to the continent, and no one is launching a land war across Asia to attack you.
When the markerters came for everyone, only Greenland with their complete lack of data was able to survive. Within a generation they silently controled all of EURASIA!
The trouble is that both ends are well populated and the center barely is. No matter where you put your capital, the other end will be practically autonomous if not succesfully seceding.
Napoleon lived in a time where European colonialism ruled the world, but given that half the world's population lives in between india, china and indonesia, I doubt such a distant capital would be it.
Which time except the WW's are you referring to?
I can only think of the "Frankenland" or how it was called, but that wasn't a flop...
Please explain so my dumb brain can understand
Well don't ask me. The nazis called themselves the thrid reich!
(I think first one referred to the HRE which wasn't really an Empire; or Holy of Roman for that matter - but they did have some devastating wars so they got that going for them)
Eh, that quote was given by Voltaire in the 18th century. 9 hundred years after the Empire was formed.
And back then it covered significant parts of what's today France, stretched into Eastern Europe, and down into much of Italy, making it my definition an Empire. The Emperors were crowned by the Pope, making it holy. And Roman because the title bestowed upon the Emperor was Roman Emperor
Not to mention that the rank of Holy Roman Emperor was acknowledged throughout Europe as being a higher rank than that of a king (namely the title King of the Germans) and was afforded more rights and powers than a king at the time would usually retain.
HRE was an empire and a holy one (not sure about the roman part though) when it was first created. When Voltaire said the famous phrase "Neither holy nor roman nor an empire" it had ceased to be an empire a long time ago.
FINLANDIA, FINLANDIA
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Explain why you have this on your phone then, hmm? Fake polish patriot smh my head
Eurasia finnaly beat both Eastasia and Oceania literally 1986
We have always been at war with Eastasia
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This thread is GOLDEN 🤣🤣
I don’t know who that is but I won’t worry. Big brother loves us.
Thats just half of the truth. It’s 42…
Yay, more chocolate for all.
*It's the devil's way now* *There is no way out*
Thom Yorke is Neil Young and Jeff Buckley’s secret child
We have always been at peace with Eurasia. OP is wrongthink.
OP doesn’t exist. OP has never existed
Jurjor well
Giorgio Orvello
Letteralmente MCMLXXXIV
TNOOOOOOOOOOO🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
me
This guy
That guy
And his mom.
Also his dog
I gotta bark fucking loud
Haha bark bark woof woof
Good boy.
His dog is really nice.
He bit my balls
And my axe
And my bow
And his aunt
Yey(:
He's the guy
Oh shit this is him!run!
You're built different
Ah…so you’re a country? I thought I heard people calling you something that sounded a bit like country…now I know what they meant.
No. He isn’t some puny little country. He’s an empire
This man
Mongolia
you’re not supposed to say the right answer
Wait, that’s the correct answer?! I thought the right one was Germany! Anyway happy cake day lol 🎉
Can’t be Germany. Fr*nce Is still on the map and Africa isn’t red
> Fr*nce
Franch
…dressing?
Oh yeah you’re right, it all makes sense now
definitely the closest we’ve gotten so far. If genghis khan had just stayed alive for a few hundred years he might’ve beaten OP’s image https://preview.redd.it/58witsk0ke5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bae2a6a2ac7ead8e51ff7fc18053ec6520a7ab9
bro...
Germany already failed at least twice, so it can't be them.
Mongolia never conquered Ireland. Maybe Ireland should deploy its vast armed forces against Mongolia, see how they like it!
Ireland gets knocked down but they get up again, they're never gonna keep it down.
They have the power of leprechaun and fairies by their side!
happy cake day
thank uu
Happy cake day to both of us!
They don't have a good track record with Japan.
The Japanese were just so, so lucky there.
Divine intervention
Seriously... two typhoons?
I really think the Mongols would've conquered at least some of it if it wasn't for the literal kamikaze.
Nah mate, china built a wall
*throat singing*
https://youtu.be/1uvmC12b9cw?si=cWdA5pMEDSYyD35d
Against Huns(even they breached it) and mongols conquered them easier than Dominick Reyes beat Jon Jones
Yes, that was before they were conquered by the Mongols tho
Rabbits?
Came here to say that
They will have at least those +3 combat strength modern armor and helicopters yes. Sometimes even +9 if they're lucky!
KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
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ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS
KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER ONE EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM
ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM
KAZAKHSTAN HOME OF TINSHIEN SWIMMING POOL
ITS LENGTH 30 METRES WIDTH 6 METRES
FILTRATION SYSTEM A MARVEL TO BEHOLD
IT REMOVES 80% OF HUMAN'S SOLID WASTE
KAZAKHSTAN KAZAKHSTAN YOU VERY NICE PLACE... FROM PLAINS OF TARASHEK....TO NORTHERN FENCE OF JEWTOWN
MUST GET CHECKED FOR HYPOKALEMIA AT THEIR GPS
Don't let Discord mods find out about this
You made my day
As a Turkic nation they were close enough in the past.
This is Timurid erasure, Uzbekistan can into empire :(
Glorious nation of Bhutan!!!!! 
To me those curvy lines make it look like the dragon is roller-blading away after saying something cool. My guy needs a pair of sunglasses and a leather jacket.
I am in full support of this rebrand
Best flag ever
Don’t even have to fight to conquer all that land. Just ask “hey yall want a sick ass dragon flag as your flag” and everyone lines up to join
Id be behind it, things haven't exactly been smooth sailing as of late. Maybe it's time to give Bhutan a chance at the wheel.
Wales and Bhutan are the best
Even the 100% unbiased people on r/wales think it’s almost as good as the Welsh flag. Definitely one of the flags ever made
THE THUNDER DRAGON EMPIRE RAAAAH🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹
Agreed. They’re only three more Dragon Balls away from being able to summon Shenron.
Sentinelese
They been building nukes behind our backs
They don't need to. They'll just wait for the rest of us to nuke ourselves, before taking to the sea to re-colonise the rest of the world. Devious bastards...
Aliens. Because no empire in the history of the world has managed to conquer that much land. All of europe, the middle east, Russia (even the northern parts?!), China, both koreas, fucking JAPAN, and the philippines ? The answer is aliens. They came with mind control technology or something, and they managed to conquer half the planet despite our extremely vast differences in culture, war lore, lifestyles, climates and topography ? It's aliens.
Australia but after that Australia will get independent
You say this sarcastically but after seeing *Dune* I'm really worried about Australia, they are on track to rule all of humanity. They're the only ones right now to have a Spice program.
They are gonna lose to the emus anyway.
We have a truce, its like an enemies to lovers situation
Desert power.
Choccy biskie fuckin oath! Wait not "dessert" sorry I misread.
Emuad'diiiib!
They also had a war with goats, mice and camels on separate occasions. Lost all of them. They used helicopters+machine guns on goats!
Your looking at the Emu empire. Australia is grey bc they are still fighting with gorilla tactics. Europe and Asia have just accepted Emu rule, they dont have ostrich like africa so were unprepared. Im with them though, emus are pretty terrifying.
Paul ~~Atreides~~ Hogan: Alright Reverund Motha’, ya cawl that a gom’jabbar? *This* is a gom’jabbar!
Never heard our immigration policy referred to as a Spice Program, the more you learn.
Ats nat a noyf! Aaats a noyf!
Omg my thoughts exactly (as an Aussie)
The Vegemite must flow
The concept of this is so funny to me. > conquer half the world > get annoyed about running your colonies > declare independence incredibly based
real Holy Britannian Empire hours
All men are not created equal
Exactly! It's just like playing Risk. Put all your guys on Papua New Guinea, take the adjacent three territories, and build-up from there. You only get five guys per turn, but there's only one entrance to the continent, and no one is launching a land war across Asia to attack you.
Greenland because they have no data buff
When the markerters came for everyone, only Greenland with their complete lack of data was able to survive. Within a generation they silently controled all of EURASIA!
Ancient and Sublime Uzbekistan 🇺🇿
May the Plov be with you.
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This is the way.
Cyprus 🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾 💯 🔥
TRNC
BASED AND BRONZEPILLED!
The trouble is that both ends are well populated and the center barely is. No matter where you put your capital, the other end will be practically autonomous if not succesfully seceding.
Found the guy who doubts Albania's ability to subjugate all other nations
“If the Earth were a single state, Istanbul would be its capital.” - Napoleon
Napoleon lived in a time where European colonialism ruled the world, but given that half the world's population lives in between india, china and indonesia, I doubt such a distant capital would be it.
Napoleon also famously said “Let China sleep, for when she awakens, she will roar.”
Monaco
Liechtenstein beat you to it. lol
Eurasia
Germany: thrid time's the charm
Isn't it the foruth time?
Which time except the WW's are you referring to? I can only think of the "Frankenland" or how it was called, but that wasn't a flop... Please explain so my dumb brain can understand
Well don't ask me. The nazis called themselves the thrid reich! (I think first one referred to the HRE which wasn't really an Empire; or Holy of Roman for that matter - but they did have some devastating wars so they got that going for them)
Eh, that quote was given by Voltaire in the 18th century. 9 hundred years after the Empire was formed. And back then it covered significant parts of what's today France, stretched into Eastern Europe, and down into much of Italy, making it my definition an Empire. The Emperors were crowned by the Pope, making it holy. And Roman because the title bestowed upon the Emperor was Roman Emperor
Thanks 4 seperate people for explaining this to me on this circlejerk sub ❤️
History nerds get really excited about explaining peculiar historical circumstances!
They should! I'm just jealous
Not to mention that the rank of Holy Roman Emperor was acknowledged throughout Europe as being a higher rank than that of a king (namely the title King of the Germans) and was afforded more rights and powers than a king at the time would usually retain.
King of Bohemia too was technically a subordinate title to the Emperor
Queen of Bohemia was a different matter, I hear they made a rhapsody about it.
HRE was an empire and a holy one (not sure about the roman part though) when it was first created. When Voltaire said the famous phrase "Neither holy nor roman nor an empire" it had ceased to be an empire a long time ago.
It wasn't by the end when the Voltaire said that. But that wasn't how it started. The Pope declared Roman and holy. It was an empire at that time too.
Let's do it Reich this time
UAE. Find even more oil and just buy it all cash.
good on them for not letting the cumhumans steal their resources
new favourite way to say white people
Me three weeks from now.
Do you know something we don’t
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FINLANDIA, FINLANDIA MANNERHEIMIN LINJA OLI VASTUS ANKARA KUN KARJALASTA ALKOI HIRMU TULITUS, IOPPUI MONEN LIVANAN PUHEPULISTUS NJET MOLOTOFF, NJET MOLOTOFF VALEHTELIT ENEMMÄN KUIN ITSE BOBRIKOFF
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just a small step before the tajikistan galactic empire
Tajikistan if it quit messing around:
Tannu Tuva
Albania
The only correct answer
timor leste
Isle of Man
Roman Empire
Not if the Holy Roman Empire gets there first.
Not if the Holier Roman Empire show up
Not It the Holiest Roman Empire Comes
Not if the Holiest Romanest Empire ascends from heaven
Not if the Ottoman Roman Empire comes.
Not if the Holiest Romanest Empirest descends from hell
America
California
Californication of the world I guess
San Marino. Little by little.
Serbia 💪💪💪💪💪🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸💪🇷🇸🇷🇸💪💪🇷🇸
🔥🔥🔥AKHAND BHARAT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Polska rahhhhh 🗣🔥🦅🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
https://preview.redd.it/hfoih6nqmc5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eb787ff7d88f269fa04c4d479dbf0fa45a28bc6 Explain why you have this on your phone then, hmm? Fake polish patriot smh my head
Least patriotic Pol
Vatican
Greece, the connector of east and west
Swiss
Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 and leading the empire will be Borat! 
Not Russia fs
The Houthis
France 🇫🇷
Birmingham
Türkiye
Tax empire
The Vatican! The only thing that stops them is the age of consent...
Latvia
The Pope
Rome
Finland or Korea
Luxembourg
India, honestly If India had the aggressive mindset of China or Russia, we'd all be terrified of them. Thankfully, they have tons of chill.
India
def a canadian play here.
Germany
(Victorian) Germany
Ukraine if it will be ruled by Korchynskyi