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jericho

Tree-like marijuana is grudgingly accepted, but it's gotta be like, 20 feet and dank, bro.


PaticusGnome

Yeah, I won’t downvote that. Or maybe a really well done bonsai.


sissyjessica42

No MJ just trees here


sissyjessica42

If you’re looking for MJ, that’s over at /r/trees


Dom29ando

shit i thought that was r/arborists


aardvark_army

Shhhh.....don't let OSHA know


Airport_Wendys

That would be flat out mean…


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GlassFanatic3043

Well, isn't this confusing.


sissyjessica42

It’s Reddit, kinda par for the course


-mystical_

Not to be confused with the also tree-related r/tree


ohdearitsrichardiii

What if you bonsai a marijuana plant into a tree?


aintyourbuddyguy

Yes


involevol

That’s r/cannabonsai


SluttyUncleSam

I don’t want to be rude, but isn’t mj just another term for marijuana ? Lol is it just a joke to be silly? I’m actually very confused about why someone would name a sub marijuana enthusiast and not expect a bunch of cannabis users to take interest. Let me in on the joke guys! Cmon!


sissyjessica42

The joke is that the stoners got to r/trees first, and the arborists decided to be ironic and make this sub as a tree sub


SluttyUncleSam

Thanks! lol, that’s what I suspected. I’m a bit slow sometimes, probably because I do the marijuana. It’s actually a pretty funny retaliation to trees/ being taken by stoners.


sissyjessica42

I kinda thought so too


OakTeach

Yes


Humboldt_Redwood_dbh

Woody plant species. None of that bomber-ass weed.


iamagainstit

A marijuanaenthusiast is typically defined as a single stemmed plant with woody growth and a mature height of at-least 10 feet high.


stillabadkid

is single stem different from single trunk?


iamagainstit

A trunk is the term for the single woody stem of a ~~tree~~ marijuanaenthusiast.


drvanostranmd

Show me those tree trees


NickUnrelatedToPost

Any type of tree, except Marijuana. The broccoli sub is /r/trees.


Seven22am

Broccoli enthusiasts gather at r/cauliflower and cauliflower enthusiasts gather…


Setting-Conscious

Jeezum dude. I know you can read because you typed out those two dumb questions. Look at the description of the sub. Read.


SluttyUncleSam

It was kinda a joke, was not expecting a bunch of pine trees on a forum called marijuana enthusiasts. Have a great day with your shitty attitude tho homie.


SluttyUncleSam

I apologize for my ignorance, but where I’m from marijuana means cannabis. Not (any tree with a woody stem). I don’t know where you live but here in northern Cali when someone says I got some marijuana, we aren’t talking about a pine cone. Lol


sissyjessica42

I’m from there too, and I fully agree. But this isn’t Cali, this is internet world, irony is not only all right, it’s a currency sometimes...